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Wife got me an awesome watch but won't let me open until my birthday.

My birthday isn't for another week. The watch arrived and sh...
Histrionic pontificating yarmulke
  11/17/23
Is she retarded?
nudist deep brethren
  11/17/23
feels like it
Histrionic pontificating yarmulke
  11/17/23
Are you one of the autistic watch bros? Or one of the insecu...
nudist deep brethren
  11/17/23
¿Por qué no los dos?
excitant brass hall lettuce
  11/17/23
You have to go back.
nudist deep brethren
  11/17/23
She's really an annoying poster.
Histrionic pontificating yarmulke
  11/17/23
One day I hope my poasts are as annoying as yours
excitant brass hall lettuce
  11/17/23
you're like a mosquito.
Histrionic pontificating yarmulke
  11/17/23
I don't own a single nice watch so I wanted one. It'll prob ...
Histrionic pontificating yarmulke
  11/17/23
...
Haunting hospital deer antler
  11/17/23
...
Histrionic pontificating yarmulke
  11/17/23
OUT the watch
mustard slap-happy roommate gas station
  11/17/23
https://www.gnomonwatches.com/products/prospex-alpinist-gmt-...
Histrionic pontificating yarmulke
  11/17/23
Somehow simultaneously shrewd and prole
excitant brass hall lettuce
  11/17/23
...
Gobble Gobble da gook
  11/23/25
Not bad, man - very sensible and can dress it up or down. ...
lascivious ocher black woman striped hyena
  11/17/23
ty. yeah the strap is supposed to be trash. what would you s...
Histrionic pontificating yarmulke
  11/17/23
I think this looks great for casual wear: https://www.reddit...
lascivious ocher black woman striped hyena
  11/17/23
ty
Histrionic pontificating yarmulke
  11/17/23
cr pick
beta flesh step-uncle's house rigor
  11/17/23
ty
Histrionic pontificating yarmulke
  11/17/23
tcw
Aqua vivacious home
  11/17/23
Ty
Histrionic pontificating yarmulke
  11/17/23
Your wife is 180 for doing this
Fishy coiffed kitty quadroon
  11/17/23
I kind of hope she called an audible and got you something &...
beta flesh step-uncle's house rigor
  11/17/23
She was already annoyed that the one I asked for was $1,000....
Histrionic pontificating yarmulke
  11/17/23
Is your HHI shtetl-tier or what
excitant brass hall lettuce
  11/17/23
i have 4 children.
Histrionic pontificating yarmulke
  11/17/23
Answer the question, Seth
excitant brass hall lettuce
  11/17/23
yeah, we're poor.
Histrionic pontificating yarmulke
  11/17/23
Well, take good care of the watch and it'll amortize quite n...
excitant brass hall lettuce
  11/17/23
She’s doing the right thing. Ideally you wouldn’...
lascivious ocher black woman striped hyena
  11/17/23
i searched her closet and called her a bitch.
Histrionic pontificating yarmulke
  11/17/23
Basement? My mom used to hide our gifts in the basement - bu...
lascivious ocher black woman striped hyena
  11/17/23
yeah the basement is too big for me to thoroughly search.
Histrionic pontificating yarmulke
  11/17/23
Why is FizzKidd attacking the snoot so much in here?
provocative pearl pit
  11/17/23
it's every thread. she follows me around and tries to bother...
Histrionic pontificating yarmulke
  11/17/23
It’s really weird and psychotic behavior. I don’...
provocative pearl pit
  11/17/23
she's just clout chasing. i'm a big fish and she's trying to...
Histrionic pontificating yarmulke
  11/17/23
Yeah I’ll say you’re a big fish alright, maybe w...
provocative pearl pit
  11/17/23
It's more like you're a washed-up Klitschko and I am The Asi...
excitant brass hall lettuce
  11/17/23
are you siegfried?
Histrionic pontificating yarmulke
  11/17/23
No clue who that is, so probably not
excitant brass hall lettuce
  11/17/23
annoying asian fem poster from years ago.
Histrionic pontificating yarmulke
  11/17/23
Nope, FizzKidd is my first moniker
excitant brass hall lettuce
  11/17/23
new poster, first day.
Histrionic pontificating yarmulke
  11/17/23
NPB suddenly aiming for XO diplomat of the year
Amber becky stain
  11/17/23
I smell blood in the water I said something nice and sentim...
excitant brass hall lettuce
  11/17/23
You need a spanking and a husband. I will help with 1 of 2.
lascivious ocher black woman striped hyena
  11/17/23
*pepper sprays u in a cute way*
excitant brass hall lettuce
  11/17/23
*likes it*
lascivious ocher black woman striped hyena
  11/17/23
*wssshhhh*
excitant brass hall lettuce
  11/17/23
Now willing to help you with 2 of 2.
lascivious ocher black woman striped hyena
  11/17/23
what are you 5? It is a birthday present and you will recei...
Harsh Arousing Ticket Booth
  11/17/23
FizzKidd stfu jfc
Hideous trust fund
  11/17/23
cr
Histrionic pontificating yarmulke
  11/17/23
Please direct complaints towards OP. I'm just participating ...
excitant brass hall lettuce
  11/17/23
I'm just going to throw the watch away when she gives it to ...
Histrionic pontificating yarmulke
  11/18/23
...
excitant brass hall lettuce
  11/18/23
...
turkey
  11/23/25
Take your meds
https://imgur.com/a/o2g8xYK
  11/23/25


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Date: November 17th, 2023 1:21 PM
Author: Histrionic pontificating yarmulke

My birthday isn't for another week. The watch arrived and she won't even let me open the box and look at it. Is she wrong for doing this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2#47067295)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 1:25 PM
Author: nudist deep brethren

Is she retarded?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2#47067306)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 1:32 PM
Author: Histrionic pontificating yarmulke

feels like it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2#47067331)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 1:54 PM
Author: nudist deep brethren

Are you one of the autistic watch bros? Or one of the insecure / compensating watch bros?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2#47067410)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 1:55 PM
Author: excitant brass hall lettuce

¿Por qué no los dos?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2#47067412)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:14 PM
Author: nudist deep brethren

You have to go back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2#47067458)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:21 PM
Author: Histrionic pontificating yarmulke

She's really an annoying poster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2#47067486)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:23 PM
Author: excitant brass hall lettuce

One day I hope my poasts are as annoying as yours

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2#47067491)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:36 PM
Author: Histrionic pontificating yarmulke

you're like a mosquito.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2#47067540)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:20 PM
Author: Histrionic pontificating yarmulke

I don't own a single nice watch so I wanted one. It'll prob be my only one. It's not particularly expensive either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2#47067469)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 1:32 PM
Author: Haunting hospital deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2#47067335)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 1:51 PM
Author: Histrionic pontificating yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2#47067402)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 1:52 PM
Author: mustard slap-happy roommate gas station

OUT the watch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2#47067404)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:21 PM
Author: Histrionic pontificating yarmulke

https://www.gnomonwatches.com/products/prospex-alpinist-gmt-green-ref-sbej005

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2#47067478)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:26 PM
Author: excitant brass hall lettuce

Somehow simultaneously shrewd and prole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2#47067495)



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Date: November 23rd, 2025 2:05 PM
Author: Gobble Gobble da gook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2#49454125)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:40 PM
Author: lascivious ocher black woman striped hyena

Not bad, man - very sensible and can dress it up or down.

I’d change the strap asap, though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2#47067564)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:43 PM
Author: Histrionic pontificating yarmulke

ty. yeah the strap is supposed to be trash. what would you suggest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2#47067580)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:45 PM
Author: lascivious ocher black woman striped hyena

I think this looks great for casual wear: https://www.reddit.com/r/SeikoAlpinist/comments/175ui9v/the_new_sbej005_arrived_from_japan_today/?rdt=42203

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2#47067588)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:46 PM
Author: Histrionic pontificating yarmulke

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2#47067595)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 3:21 PM
Author: beta flesh step-uncle's house rigor

cr pick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2#47067792)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 3:46 PM
Author: Histrionic pontificating yarmulke

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2#47067934)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 5:24 PM
Author: Aqua vivacious home

tcw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2#47068376)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 5:50 PM
Author: Histrionic pontificating yarmulke

Ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2#47068452)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 1:55 PM
Author: Fishy coiffed kitty quadroon

Your wife is 180 for doing this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2#47067414)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:12 PM
Author: beta flesh step-uncle's house rigor

I kind of hope she called an audible and got you something "much prettier than the one you asked for" and you end up with something hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2#47067451)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:20 PM
Author: Histrionic pontificating yarmulke

She was already annoyed that the one I asked for was $1,000.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2#47067474)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:27 PM
Author: excitant brass hall lettuce

Is your HHI shtetl-tier or what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2#47067499)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:29 PM
Author: Histrionic pontificating yarmulke

i have 4 children.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2#47067517)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:35 PM
Author: excitant brass hall lettuce

Answer the question, Seth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2#47067539)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:36 PM
Author: Histrionic pontificating yarmulke

yeah, we're poor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2#47067543)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:37 PM
Author: excitant brass hall lettuce

Well, take good care of the watch and it'll amortize quite nicely. At least for the lucky first-born and or favorite son

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2#47067548)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:37 PM
Author: lascivious ocher black woman striped hyena

She’s doing the right thing. Ideally you wouldn’t know that she received it and is hiding it in her closet or wherever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2#47067549)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:38 PM
Author: Histrionic pontificating yarmulke

i searched her closet and called her a bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2#47067554)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:43 PM
Author: lascivious ocher black woman striped hyena

Basement? My mom used to hide our gifts in the basement - buried in boxes, etc.

Very sweet of her to hold it until your birthday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2#47067579)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:47 PM
Author: Histrionic pontificating yarmulke

yeah the basement is too big for me to thoroughly search.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2#47067598)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:38 PM
Author: provocative pearl pit

Why is FizzKidd attacking the snoot so much in here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2#47067553)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:39 PM
Author: Histrionic pontificating yarmulke

it's every thread. she follows me around and tries to bother me. it's like a friend's annoying kid sister.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2#47067560)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:41 PM
Author: provocative pearl pit

It’s really weird and psychotic behavior. I don’t care much for Jews or Ukrainemos or watchmos but there’s not enough poasters here to hold deranged grudges, we gotta be able to interact amicably in other threads not pertaining to the issue at hand

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2#47067569)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:43 PM
Author: Histrionic pontificating yarmulke

she's just clout chasing. i'm a big fish and she's trying to make a name for herself. it's like when shannon briggs used to follow around and harass wlad klitschko.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2#47067578)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:44 PM
Author: provocative pearl pit

Yeah I’ll say you’re a big fish alright, maybe when she finishes with you she can move on to the “biggest” fish on the bort - disco fries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2#47067582)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:44 PM
Author: excitant brass hall lettuce

It's more like you're a washed-up Klitschko and I am The Asian Tyson Fury

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2#47067585)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 3:02 PM
Author: Histrionic pontificating yarmulke

are you siegfried?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2#47067679)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 3:06 PM
Author: excitant brass hall lettuce

No clue who that is, so probably not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2#47067714)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 3:06 PM
Author: Histrionic pontificating yarmulke

annoying asian fem poster from years ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2#47067721)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 3:09 PM
Author: excitant brass hall lettuce

Nope, FizzKidd is my first moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2#47067735)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 3:46 PM
Author: Histrionic pontificating yarmulke

new poster, first day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2#47067938)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 3:02 PM
Author: Amber becky stain

NPB suddenly aiming for XO diplomat of the year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2#47067678)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:39 PM
Author: excitant brass hall lettuce

I smell blood in the water

I said something nice and sentimental about it being an heirloom... I haven't opened the taps yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2#47067561)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:42 PM
Author: lascivious ocher black woman striped hyena

You need a spanking and a husband. I will help with 1 of 2.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2#47067570)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:44 PM
Author: excitant brass hall lettuce

*pepper sprays u in a cute way*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2#47067581)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:45 PM
Author: lascivious ocher black woman striped hyena

*likes it*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2#47067590)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:49 PM
Author: excitant brass hall lettuce

*wssshhhh*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2#47067609)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:52 PM
Author: lascivious ocher black woman striped hyena

Now willing to help you with 2 of 2.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2#47067620)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:43 PM
Author: Harsh Arousing Ticket Booth

what are you 5? It is a birthday present and you will receive it on your birthday in present form

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2#47067577)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:53 PM
Author: Hideous trust fund

FizzKidd stfu jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2#47067630)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:54 PM
Author: Histrionic pontificating yarmulke

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2#47067634)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:54 PM
Author: excitant brass hall lettuce

Please direct complaints towards OP. I'm just participating in his stupid thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2#47067637)



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Date: November 18th, 2023 7:21 AM
Author: Histrionic pontificating yarmulke

I'm just going to throw the watch away when she gives it to me.

This is causing me so much stress I'm starting to resent the watch and don't even want it anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2#47070320)



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Date: November 18th, 2023 8:20 AM
Author: excitant brass hall lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2#47070390)



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Date: November 23rd, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: turkey



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2#49454338)



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Date: November 23rd, 2025 2:04 PM
Author: https://imgur.com/a/o2g8xYK


Take your meds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2#49454121)