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How much Italians jerk each other off for margherita pizza is honestly insane

Oh wow dough cheese tomatoes and basil mamma Mia! It&rsq...
Ultramarine Mediation Lay
  04/24/23
dey dont put prole amerikan meatballs into their food and wh...
Appetizing depressive twinkling uncleanness
  04/24/23
Better than how everyone cums their diapers over french food...
Stimulating Fat Ankles Theater
  04/24/23
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talented cerise theater stage
  04/24/23
food can be delicious without being spicy, you Indian or azn...
Sinister erotic mexican institution
  04/24/23
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arousing voyeur
  04/24/23
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Charismatic Forum
  04/24/23
WYPIPO DON' SEASON DEY FOOD!
ebony piazza
  04/24/23
https://twitter.com/lporiginalg/status/1637547097821151233?s...
aphrodisiac abode
  04/24/23
Nah, French cuisine is legitimately impressive. Something li...
Ultramarine Mediation Lay
  04/24/23
The amount of retarded takes on food on XO is truly astoundi...
black corner selfie
  04/24/23
most other topics also
Fishy faggotry halford
  04/24/23
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Hyperactive Brunch Scourge Upon The Earth
  04/24/23
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chilmata
  04/20/26
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oomox
  04/21/26
Caring about food as if it's an experience and not the means...
Hairraiser garrison gaming laptop
  04/24/23
Mods
Ultramarine Mediation Lay
  04/24/23
People who say "full stop" are gigantic faggots
black corner selfie
  04/24/23
Guy who really "gets" this place. Full stop.
Hairraiser garrison gaming laptop
  04/24/23
gbtr
Canary Greedy Double Fault Background Story
  04/24/23
(Guy snapping pics of sysco slop)
Hairraiser garrison gaming laptop
  04/24/23
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Crimson Costumed Bawdyhouse Feces
  04/24/23
go back to Ireland
Charismatic Forum
  04/24/23
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glittery place of business chad
  04/25/23
(MAF Iron Chef)
Insanely creepy base weed whacker
  04/24/23
cr
Hyperactive Brunch Scourge Upon The Earth
  04/24/23
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fluffy ticket booth boiling water
  04/24/23
grudgingly agree
very tactful ruby laser beams plaza
  04/24/23
french cooking and techniques molded most of western cuisine...
sticky brindle gunner
  04/24/23
harsh but fair
Ultramarine Mediation Lay
  04/24/23
whoa cr
black corner selfie
  04/24/23
not a fan of most french food which is 50% butter but this i...
alcoholic fuchsia national security agency principal's office
  04/24/23
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odious blue senate
  04/25/23
"Oh wow dough cheese tomatoes and basil mamma Mia!"...
rambunctious garnet nowag
  04/24/23
no you can't dough = nothing special, french, indian, jap...
Ultramarine Mediation Lay
  04/24/23
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Paralegal Marandi
  04/20/26
"hm we could improve this by dumping curry everywhere:
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odious blue senate
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chilmata
  04/20/26
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Ultramarine Mediation Lay
  04/24/23
I have had so many terrible pizzas, it can't be as easy as y...
misunderstood floppy pit
  04/24/23
when there's 4 ingredients you notice when things are off mo...
Ultramarine Mediation Lay
  04/24/23
you’re embarrassing yourself in this thread brother
odious blue senate
  04/24/23
stfu dago
Ultramarine Mediation Lay
  04/24/23
That's exactly what it does. All this thread has illustrate...
soggy electric furnace locus
  04/24/23
you would get whacked for saying this in New Haven
hot purple location
  04/24/23
pep is the best pizza and it's an AMERICAN investion fuck di...
high-end tank
  04/24/23
less annoying than the authentic carbonara craze of late, an...
arrogant dashing heaven potus
  04/24/23
ljl i see they've moved on from alfredo
Ultramarine Mediation Lay
  04/24/23
alfredo was never real italian food
arrogant dashing heaven potus
  04/24/23
Fettuccine Alfredo (Italian pronunciation: [fettut'tʃiːne ...
Ultramarine Mediation Lay
  04/24/23
welp, what other paradigms would you like shattered today?
chilmata
  04/21/26
carbonara is just being lauded right now because it's so dec...
sticky brindle gunner
  04/24/23
dude, fucking birria tacos. ugh.
Ultramarine Mediation Lay
  04/24/23
completely wrong. carbonara is passe but credited. it's not ...
black corner selfie
  04/24/23
still pretty decadent
arrogant dashing heaven potus
  04/24/23
it just has a couple eggs in it man a small amount (for A...
black corner selfie
  04/24/23
not some cheese, a lot of cheese bro
arrogant dashing heaven potus
  04/24/23
https://www.epicurious.com/recipes/member/views/marcella-haz...
black corner selfie
  04/24/23
that's a shit recipe, you need more than that for a half pou...
arrogant dashing heaven potus
  04/24/23
link to such a recipe?
black corner selfie
  04/24/23
I forget where I got it but I use over a cup of grated chees...
arrogant dashing heaven potus
  04/24/23
I respect you friend but this sounds like some Americanized ...
black corner selfie
  04/24/23
bro that's a great recipe. you can add more cheese if you w...
Hyperactive Brunch Scourge Upon The Earth
  04/25/23
lol at this tranny shit. I'm Italian and I've eaten Marghert...
chilmata
  04/21/26


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Date: April 24th, 2023 1:10 AM
Author: Ultramarine Mediation Lay

Oh wow dough cheese tomatoes and basil mamma Mia!

It’s cool they have perfected it but ljl at how unsophisticated a major part of their cuisine is from a gastronomical perspective

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5329610&forum_id=2#46230574)



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Date: April 24th, 2023 1:11 AM
Author: Appetizing depressive twinkling uncleanness

dey dont put prole amerikan meatballs into their food and who can bblame em

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5329610&forum_id=2#46230576)



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Date: April 24th, 2023 2:28 AM
Author: Stimulating Fat Ankles Theater

Better than how everyone cums their diapers over french food like it’s peak cuisine when they use zero spices and think that mayonnaise is spicy

It’s bland garbage and people just jerk off over the “techniques”. “wow this was thooo hard to make” YOU DONT EVEN COOK SO WHO FUCKING CARES

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5329610&forum_id=2#46230662)



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Date: April 24th, 2023 2:28 AM
Author: talented cerise theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5329610&forum_id=2#46230663)



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Date: April 24th, 2023 4:57 AM
Author: Sinister erotic mexican institution

food can be delicious without being spicy, you Indian or azn?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5329610&forum_id=2#46230733)



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Date: April 24th, 2023 2:06 PM
Author: arousing voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5329610&forum_id=2#46232901)



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Date: April 24th, 2023 2:22 PM
Author: Charismatic Forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5329610&forum_id=2#46232985)



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Date: April 24th, 2023 8:25 AM
Author: ebony piazza

WYPIPO DON' SEASON DEY FOOD!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5329610&forum_id=2#46230939)



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Date: April 24th, 2023 1:39 PM
Author: aphrodisiac abode

https://twitter.com/lporiginalg/status/1637547097821151233?s=20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5329610&forum_id=2#46232679)



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Date: April 24th, 2023 9:18 AM
Author: Ultramarine Mediation Lay

Nah, French cuisine is legitimately impressive. Something like a croissant is incredibly difficult to make despite not appearing so on the surface, and requires quite a bit of skill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5329610&forum_id=2#46231045)



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Date: April 24th, 2023 9:25 AM
Author: black corner selfie

The amount of retarded takes on food on XO is truly astounding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5329610&forum_id=2#46231055)



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Date: April 24th, 2023 9:25 AM
Author: Fishy faggotry halford

most other topics also

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5329610&forum_id=2#46231056)



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Date: April 24th, 2023 2:29 PM
Author: Hyperactive Brunch Scourge Upon The Earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5329610&forum_id=2#46233044)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 6:33 PM
Author: chilmata



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5329610&forum_id=2#49830254)



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Date: April 21st, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: oomox



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5329610&forum_id=2#49831173)



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Date: April 24th, 2023 9:27 AM
Author: Hairraiser garrison gaming laptop

Caring about food as if it's an experience and not the means for acquiring sustenance is peak effeminancy.

That's why people who poast pics of food are all losers. Full stop.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5329610&forum_id=2#46231060)



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Date: April 24th, 2023 9:29 AM
Author: Ultramarine Mediation Lay

Mods

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5329610&forum_id=2#46231065)



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Date: April 24th, 2023 9:30 AM
Author: black corner selfie

People who say "full stop" are gigantic faggots

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5329610&forum_id=2#46231072)



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Date: April 24th, 2023 9:31 AM
Author: Hairraiser garrison gaming laptop

Guy who really "gets" this place. Full stop.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5329610&forum_id=2#46231075)



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Date: April 24th, 2023 9:32 AM
Author: Canary Greedy Double Fault Background Story

gbtr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5329610&forum_id=2#46231082)



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Date: April 24th, 2023 9:35 AM
Author: Hairraiser garrison gaming laptop

(Guy snapping pics of sysco slop)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5329610&forum_id=2#46231089)



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Date: April 24th, 2023 9:40 AM
Author: Crimson Costumed Bawdyhouse Feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5329610&forum_id=2#46231105)



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Date: April 24th, 2023 2:23 PM
Author: Charismatic Forum

go back to Ireland

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5329610&forum_id=2#46232991)



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Date: April 25th, 2023 2:31 PM
Author: glittery place of business chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5329610&forum_id=2#46237700)



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Date: April 24th, 2023 11:50 AM
Author: Insanely creepy base weed whacker

(MAF Iron Chef)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5329610&forum_id=2#46231677)



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Date: April 24th, 2023 2:29 PM
Author: Hyperactive Brunch Scourge Upon The Earth

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5329610&forum_id=2#46233041)



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Date: April 24th, 2023 10:42 AM
Author: fluffy ticket booth boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5329610&forum_id=2#46231353)



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Date: April 24th, 2023 2:31 PM
Author: very tactful ruby laser beams plaza

grudgingly agree

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5329610&forum_id=2#46233060)



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Date: April 24th, 2023 2:47 PM
Author: sticky brindle gunner

french cooking and techniques molded most of western cuisine and plenty of french technique inspired food and cuisine in asia, where you are from.

french cuisine essentially elevated flour, root vegetables, cheap meat, and some crude dairy with minimal access to cheap seasoning and created recipes and preparations that are still in use today. the whole practice of elevating ingredients into something completely transformed, satisfying, and interesting to eat rather than just fire-blasting a rack of meat with spices and some rice on the side is all from french cooking.

yes, leek soup is not exciting to most people in the modern world. go jam some more chipotle into your corpulent face and feel happy that you have it so good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5329610&forum_id=2#46233211)



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Date: April 24th, 2023 2:57 PM
Author: Ultramarine Mediation Lay

harsh but fair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5329610&forum_id=2#46233311)



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Date: April 24th, 2023 4:41 PM
Author: black corner selfie

whoa cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5329610&forum_id=2#46233989)



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Date: April 24th, 2023 4:45 PM
Author: alcoholic fuchsia national security agency principal's office

not a fan of most french food which is 50% butter but this is a great and cr post.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5329610&forum_id=2#46234005)



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Date: April 25th, 2023 2:30 PM
Author: odious blue senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5329610&forum_id=2#46237694)



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Date: April 24th, 2023 9:40 AM
Author: rambunctious garnet nowag

"Oh wow dough cheese tomatoes and basil mamma Mia!"

You can make that argument about lots of dishes. Good pizza requires specific types of dough, cheese, and sauce at the right balance and cooked in a particular type of oven on a specific type of slab etc. It's no less complicated than dishes at fancy steak house.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5329610&forum_id=2#46231102)



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Date: April 24th, 2023 11:40 AM
Author: Ultramarine Mediation Lay

no you can't

dough = nothing special, french, indian, japanese make better more sophisticated breads. naan, sourdough, both better.

cheese = it's mozzarella, again french and even other italian cheeses are more complex to make and have a more interesting flavor and texture profile

sauce = they literally crush tomatoes and add salt, nothing more to it. a lot of the jerking off is related to OOOH ITALIAN SOIL and MARZANO TOMATOES and THE CAMPANIA REGION FOR MOZARRELLA again this is just jerking each other off nothing sophisticated or special about any of this shit

basil = basil

re: balance, ALL good food requires "balance" ljl at your italian chamber of commerce brainwashing. there is no precision to a pizzaiolo making a fucking margherita it's just experience he's not weighing shit or using any kind of scientific approach

particular type of oven = it's a dome lined with bricks and mortar and they use wood as a heat source, nothing special in fact the indian tandoor is probably a more interesting and innovative device

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5329610&forum_id=2#46231577)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 6:29 PM
Author: Paralegal Marandi (Death, death to the IDF!)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5329610&forum_id=2#49830244)



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Date: April 24th, 2023 11:49 AM
Author: wild godawful chapel goyim

"hm we could improve this by dumping curry everywhere:

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5329610&forum_id=2#46231668)



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Date: April 24th, 2023 1:46 PM
Author: odious blue senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5329610&forum_id=2#46232754)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 7:16 PM
Author: chilmata



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5329610&forum_id=2#49830394)



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Date: April 24th, 2023 1:36 PM
Author: Ultramarine Mediation Lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5329610&forum_id=2#46232651)



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Date: April 24th, 2023 1:43 PM
Author: misunderstood floppy pit

I have had so many terrible pizzas, it can't be as easy as you say. You can hardly get a great pizza in the pacific northwest

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5329610&forum_id=2#46232727)



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Date: April 24th, 2023 1:55 PM
Author: Ultramarine Mediation Lay

when there's 4 ingredients you notice when things are off more than you would if there are 10 ingredients but that doesn't elevate the 4 ingredient item above the 10 ingredient item

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5329610&forum_id=2#46232843)



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Date: April 24th, 2023 2:05 PM
Author: odious blue senate

you’re embarrassing yourself in this thread brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5329610&forum_id=2#46232895)



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Date: April 24th, 2023 2:18 PM
Author: Ultramarine Mediation Lay

stfu dago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5329610&forum_id=2#46232955)



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Date: April 24th, 2023 4:56 PM
Author: soggy electric furnace locus

That's exactly what it does. All this thread has illustrated is that you have an unsophisticated and/or blunted palate, so you need complicated, aggressive flavoring in order to enjoy your food. That's fine, but you're silly to criticize simpler foods elevated by superior technique and ingredients.

Throwing BBQ sauce, marshmallows, beer battered shrimp and Sriracha sauce on a pizza would certainly make it pop, and I imagine you would probably prefer it that way, but it would be a lesser form of cuisine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5329610&forum_id=2#46234071)



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Date: April 24th, 2023 1:45 PM
Author: hot purple location

you would get whacked for saying this in New Haven

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5329610&forum_id=2#46232741)



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Date: April 24th, 2023 2:20 PM
Author: high-end tank

pep is the best pizza and it's an AMERICAN investion fuck diegos.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5329610&forum_id=2#46232962)



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Date: April 24th, 2023 2:35 PM
Author: arrogant dashing heaven potus

less annoying than the authentic carbonara craze of late, and I love real carbonara but jfc it's just eggs and cheese you silly wops

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5329610&forum_id=2#46233089)



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Date: April 24th, 2023 2:41 PM
Author: Ultramarine Mediation Lay

ljl i see they've moved on from alfredo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5329610&forum_id=2#46233151)



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Date: April 24th, 2023 2:42 PM
Author: arrogant dashing heaven potus

alfredo was never real italian food

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5329610&forum_id=2#46233158)



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Date: April 24th, 2023 2:45 PM
Author: Ultramarine Mediation Lay

Fettuccine Alfredo (Italian pronunciation: [fettut'tʃiːne alˈfreːdo])[1] or fettuccine al burro ("fettuccine with butter")[2] is an Italian pasta dish of fresh fettuccine tossed with butter and Parmesan cheese (Italian: pasta al burro e parmigiano).[3][4][5] As the cheese melts, it emulsifies the liquids to form a smooth and rich cheese sauce coating the pasta.[3] The dish is named after Alfredo Di Lelio, who featured the dish at his restaurant in Rome in the early to mid-20th century; the "ceremony" of preparing it tableside was an integral part of the dish.[3][6]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5329610&forum_id=2#46233186)



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Date: April 21st, 2026 12:29 AM
Author: chilmata

welp, what other paradigms would you like shattered today?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5329610&forum_id=2#49831171)



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Date: April 24th, 2023 2:49 PM
Author: sticky brindle gunner

carbonara is just being lauded right now because it's so decadent, same as birria tacos.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5329610&forum_id=2#46233230)



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Date: April 24th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: Ultramarine Mediation Lay

dude, fucking birria tacos. ugh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5329610&forum_id=2#46233313)



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Date: April 24th, 2023 4:43 PM
Author: black corner selfie

completely wrong. carbonara is passe but credited. it's not even that decadent, a real carbonara doesn't have cream and shit in it



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5329610&forum_id=2#46233996)



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Date: April 24th, 2023 4:46 PM
Author: arrogant dashing heaven potus

still pretty decadent

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5329610&forum_id=2#46234014)



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Date: April 24th, 2023 4:47 PM
Author: black corner selfie

it just has a couple eggs in it man

a small amount (for American pasta) of meat

and some cheese?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5329610&forum_id=2#46234019)



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Date: April 24th, 2023 4:47 PM
Author: arrogant dashing heaven potus

not some cheese, a lot of cheese bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5329610&forum_id=2#46234028)



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Date: April 24th, 2023 4:48 PM
Author: black corner selfie

https://www.epicurious.com/recipes/member/views/marcella-hazan-s-spaghetti-carbonara-5f13621d324b1b23ee2db854

2.5 oz of cheese to a pound of pasta isn't a ton

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5329610&forum_id=2#46234037)



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Date: April 24th, 2023 4:53 PM
Author: arrogant dashing heaven potus

that's a shit recipe, you need more than that for a half pound of good carbonara

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5329610&forum_id=2#46234064)



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Date: April 24th, 2023 4:55 PM
Author: black corner selfie

link to such a recipe?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5329610&forum_id=2#46234066)



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Date: April 24th, 2023 4:56 PM
Author: arrogant dashing heaven potus

I forget where I got it but I use over a cup of grated cheese, which should be about 3.5 ounces for a 1/2 pound of pasta, plus some more on top

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5329610&forum_id=2#46234072)



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Date: April 24th, 2023 7:27 PM
Author: black corner selfie

I respect you friend but this sounds like some Americanized shit that actual Romans would never eat, hence the confusion of whether or not this dish is "decadent"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5329610&forum_id=2#46234831)



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Date: April 25th, 2023 12:39 PM
Author: Hyperactive Brunch Scourge Upon The Earth

bro that's a great recipe. you can add more cheese if you want to. i agree with you that it's a decadent meal -- it's because of the pork fat + eggs + cheese + carbs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5329610&forum_id=2#46237212)



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Date: April 21st, 2026 12:37 AM
Author: chilmata

lol at this tranny shit. I'm Italian and I've eaten Marghertia pizza and carbonara one time each in my life.

If I'm going to eat pizza, I don't want some faggy crap on it. Pepperoni and mushrooms is the GOAT btw. Mozzarella and basil are not toppings, they are ingredients.

Carbonara? Same thing. If I'm going to eat pasta, I want red sauce, not some faggy eggs and peas and shit, GTFO of here.

And /thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5329610&forum_id=2#49831186)