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day in the life of a stay-at-home mom

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  04/14/12
u forgot the BBC
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notice what's not on here? ANY shitting whatsoever.
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Attention to kids is a big turn on for the wife.
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LOL at "wake toddler"
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Not...seeing. . .any BBC.
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Date: April 14th, 2012 1:47 PM
Author: boyish henna garrison

5:30 am: wake up, change baby, take off top, nurse baby, put back to bed

6:00 am: while topless, give husband bj to completion, massaging prostate, swallow, brush teeth

6:20 am: grill steak and eggs, squeeze orange juice for husband

6:35 am: pack husband's lunch, give kiss, send out door

6:40 am: pilates

7:15 am: wake toddler, boil water for steel cut oats for family

7:45 am: get baby, change diaper, nurse while toddler finishes oatmeal

8:15 am: dress kids, get in SUV, go to gym, practice kegels on the way

8:30 am: drop kids off at child care at gym, hit stairs or spinner depending on day of the week

9:30 am: tall skinny latte, flirt with gay barista, practice kegels in line

9:45 am: baby naps, toddler coloring, take a shower, do hair

11 am: walk to park with kids in double stroller, meet up with other SAHMs, let kids play, talk with women

12:30 pm: lunch of sesame tahini sandwiches on whole grain bread, spinach salad, farmer's cheese, and fresh cut fruit salad

1:30 pm: naps for both kids, scrub down kitchen, dust house, vacuum, practice kegels at each task

3:30 pm: wake up kids, throw into car, drive to grocery store, pick up dinner ingredients

4:30 pm: start on chicken and risotto dishes for dinner, bake loaves of bread

6 pm: greet husband with open-mouthed kiss, flour-stained apron pressed against suit, pulling dishes from table

7:30 pm: let husband give kids bath while washing dishes, getting turned on to his attention to children

8 pm: story time, kids in bed

8:30 pm: creampie doggystyle

9 pm: fold laundry, run dishwasher, read Vanity Fair

10 pm: alseep

repeat

repeat

repeat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2#20461172)



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Date: April 14th, 2012 1:47 PM
Author: Odious sick jewess principal's office

u forgot the BBC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2#20461179)



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Date: April 15th, 2012 10:47 AM
Author: Tripping concupiscible abode

where's the BBC?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2#20467408)



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Date: April 23rd, 2012 11:29 AM
Author: Rose personal credit line

8:30 pm

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Date: June 21st, 2012 12:25 PM
Author: thriller bisexual fanboi lay

LOL. Way underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2#20928193)



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Date: July 18th, 2013 11:47 AM
Author: Territorial galvanic pistol organic girlfriend



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Date: July 1st, 2015 10:24 PM
Author: Free-loading primrose property



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Date: July 1st, 2015 10:25 PM
Author: Startled place of business



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Date: April 23rd, 2012 11:27 AM
Author: cocky sweet tailpipe stage

where's dat BMC?

it do a wifey good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2#20527743)



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Date: April 14th, 2012 1:48 PM
Author: House-broken Double Fault

sounds good except the swallow part. y isnt it on my face

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2#20461183)



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Date: April 14th, 2012 2:19 PM
Author: boyish henna garrison



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Date: April 15th, 2012 10:35 AM
Author: boyish henna garrison



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Date: April 23rd, 2012 10:53 AM
Author: boyish henna garrison



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Date: April 23rd, 2012 10:55 AM
Author: ivory costumed market sex offender

6:00 wake up, make breakfast

7:00 send kids off to school and hubby off to work

7:15 go back to sleep/watch tv/read/go to the gym/go to a movie etc

4:30 make kids a snack

5:30 make dinner

6:00 watch tv with family

10:00 bed

OHWHATAHARDLIFE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2#20527610)



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Date: December 19th, 2012 2:29 PM
Author: startling brindle laser beams piazza

that's only after all your kids are school age. If you have three kids spaced two years apart, that doesn't come for like 10 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2#22281145)



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Date: April 23rd, 2012 11:23 AM
Author: seedy crotch faggotry

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2#20527723)



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Date: April 23rd, 2012 11:32 AM
Author: vengeful mahogany immigrant

18000000000

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Date: April 23rd, 2012 11:43 AM
Author: Vigorous hyperactive cuck orchestra pit

notice what's not on here? ANY shitting whatsoever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2#20527840)



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Date: August 18th, 2012 11:53 AM
Author: transparent impertinent base electric furnace

tcns

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Date: April 28th, 2012 8:35 PM
Author: boyish henna garrison



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Date: June 21st, 2012 12:20 PM
Author: boyish henna garrison



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Date: June 21st, 2012 12:22 PM
Author: outnumbered citrine den

ty

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Date: June 21st, 2012 12:24 PM
Author: cracking space

I like the addition of bakes loaves of bread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2#20928187)



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Date: June 21st, 2012 12:27 PM
Author: sickened razzle-dazzle rehab

180 spin-off of the classic 'day in the life of a radiologist' thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2#20928201)



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Date: August 18th, 2012 11:46 AM
Author: medicated national security agency genital piercing



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Date: June 21st, 2012 12:27 PM
Author: Dull karate stead

forgot cleaning and doing laundry, but other than that it seems pretty accurate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2#20928203)



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Date: June 21st, 2012 12:29 PM
Author: boyish henna garrison

"1:30 pm: naps for both kids, scrub down kitchen, dust house, vacuum, practice kegels at each task"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2#20928218)



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Date: June 21st, 2012 12:34 PM
Author: confused pit

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2#20928256)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 7:22 PM
Author: sickened razzle-dazzle rehab



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:40 PM
Author: boyish henna garrison



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Date: August 18th, 2012 11:42 AM
Author: exhilarant cowardly foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2#21366672)



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Date: August 18th, 2012 11:43 AM
Author: rebellious awkward native volcanic crater

tl; didn't include bbc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2#21366677)



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Date: October 26th, 2012 11:31 AM
Author: exhilarant cowardly foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2#21890694)



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Date: December 19th, 2012 2:09 PM
Author: exhilarant cowardly foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2#22281059)



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Date: December 19th, 2012 2:11 PM
Author: Misunderstood Emerald Station Gaming Laptop

where is the part where you gas self

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2#22281075)



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Date: December 19th, 2012 2:31 PM
Author: startling brindle laser beams piazza

"7:30 pm: let husband give kids bath while washing dishes, getting turned on to his attention to children "

giveaway line that OP has never been with a woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2#22281157)



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Date: July 17th, 2013 5:15 PM
Author: electric misanthropic black woman school cafeteria

Attention to kids is a big turn on for the wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2#23667011)



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Date: December 19th, 2012 2:43 PM
Author: Chartreuse school water buffalo

LOL at "wake toddler"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2#22281196)



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Date: December 19th, 2012 2:46 PM
Author: startling brindle laser beams piazza

"Little Timmy's right-on-schedule 1:30 nap is running very long today!"

(sentence that has never been uttered IRL)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2#22281211)



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Date: July 17th, 2013 4:16 PM
Author: exhilarant cowardly foreskin



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Date: July 17th, 2013 5:11 PM
Author: Passionate locus queen of the night



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Date: July 17th, 2013 5:13 PM
Author: electric misanthropic black woman school cafeteria

This sounds A LOT like my wife's life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2#23666996)



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Date: July 18th, 2013 11:42 AM
Author: electric misanthropic black woman school cafeteria



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Date: July 18th, 2013 1:14 PM
Author: provocative drunken ceo

Not...seeing. . .any BBC.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2#23672467)



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Date: July 18th, 2013 1:19 PM
Author: Twinkling hideous circlehead

joke has been made

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2#23672503)



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Date: April 27th, 2014 10:22 AM
Author: exhilarant cowardly foreskin



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Date: April 1st, 2015 11:41 AM
Author: snowy racy house main people



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Date: April 1st, 2015 12:02 PM
Author: Wonderful cruel-hearted kitchen old irish cottage

Sounds 1800000

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Date: July 1st, 2015 10:22 PM
Author: snowy racy house main people



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Date: July 1st, 2015 10:31 PM
Author: Irradiated haunted graveyard digit ratio

LOL at waking a sleeping kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2#28241934)



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Date: February 11th, 2019 7:41 PM
Author: snowy racy house main people



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Date: February 11th, 2019 8:23 PM
Author: Painfully honest floppy site

need Muscadine Wine to comment on this

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Date: April 9th, 2019 5:51 PM
Author: snowy racy house main people



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Date: April 9th, 2019 5:52 PM
Author: Cerebral sadistic pervert

Whose prostate is massaged?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2#38064010)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 5:59 PM
Author: excitant menage codepig



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Date: April 9th, 2019 5:59 PM
Author: arousing twinkling uncleanness ticket booth

hilariously mentally ill thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2#38064034)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 6:06 PM
Author: 180 pink newt

That’s nice, doobs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2#38064058)



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Date: August 24th, 2021 3:23 PM
Author: snowy racy house main people



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Date: August 24th, 2021 3:28 PM
Author: topaz macaca

lol at the current events pigs in this thread. why does a wife with this happy life need any news consumption, much less from the uk?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2#43002155)



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Date: February 14th, 2023 12:03 PM
Author: snowy racy house main people



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Date: September 22nd, 2026 3:53 PM
Author: lfo



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