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told richkid HS junior I'm tutoring for SAT that I would kill his whole family

he's a lazy fuck and hasn't been improving on his practice t...
stirring water buffalo
  08/19/18
(harrison poasting shitty fan fiction)
Orange ratface
  08/19/18
not harrison, though he's 180 this 100% happened a few ho...
stirring water buffalo
  08/19/18
if by "happened" you mean you dreamed it after wal...
beady-eyed effete stage queen of the night
  08/19/18
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Violent Church Shitlib
  08/19/18
sure keep telling yourself that rajesh
stirring water buffalo
  08/19/18
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arousing godawful pit cuck
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flickering stock car
  08/20/18
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lime vigorous twinkling uncleanness
  08/20/18
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Stimulating low-t becky orchestra pit
  08/20/18
OP: https://www.bishophouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/0...
hilarious step-uncle's house
  08/19/18
u: https://i.ytimg.com/vi/cZ6qIzOzci8/maxresdefault.jpg
stirring water buffalo
  08/19/18
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Confused Factory Reset Button Trailer Park
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Shimmering Bawdyhouse Blood Rage
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duck-like center turdskin
  08/27/18
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Cordovan sandwich
  08/27/18
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Offensive laser beams
  08/27/18
180
grizzly striped hyena depressive
  08/19/18
cool story teddy
seedy sex offender crackhouse
  08/19/18
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crystalline heady national security agency fortuitous meteor
  07/03/19
You get zer0 pussy bro
Unholy base candlestick maker
  08/19/18
(chink)
stirring water buffalo
  08/19/18
Show me a picture of your gun dude
Unholy base candlestick maker
  08/19/18
https://i.imgur.com/qhbxa2E_d.jpg?maxwidth=640&shape=thu...
stirring water buffalo
  08/19/18
penis do not click
Carnelian Soul-stirring State Round Eye
  08/19/18
maybe he changed it, it was a Glock 17 when I clicked just n...
Crusty Big Nowag
  08/20/18
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cobalt territorial temple
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Buff newt dopamine
  08/20/18
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hyperventilating garnet foreskin death wish
  08/20/18
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Cordovan sandwich
  08/27/18
lol
Fantasy-prone university ceo
  08/19/18
flame
Carnelian Soul-stirring State Round Eye
  08/19/18
shut up fag
stirring water buffalo
  08/19/18
solid flame thread bro
Carnelian Soul-stirring State Round Eye
  08/20/18
not flame just got my payment too lmao
stirring water buffalo
  08/20/18
(xo 2018)
Brilliant voyeur pozpig
  08/20/18
this OP is actually vintage XO in many ways
diverse station
  08/20/18
(gay dork)
Stimulating low-t becky orchestra pit
  08/20/18
*knuckle-dragging ape whose life is ruined by the internet*
stirring water buffalo
  08/20/18
(guy who has spent weeks thinking about this OP)
Stimulating low-t becky orchestra pit
  08/20/18
in a sense i've spent my whole life thinking about it, but t...
stirring water buffalo
  08/20/18
yeah bend the knee motherfucker
Stimulating low-t becky orchestra pit
  08/20/18
...
Mischievous Red Son Of Senegal Telephone
  08/20/18
He’s only vintage Sonic Youth
fragrant lake sound barrier parlor
  08/27/18
I haven't laughed this hard in a long time. Thanks op.
motley sinister associate national
  08/20/18
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Thriller People Who Are Hurt
  08/20/18
yw
stirring water buffalo
  08/20/18
180 brother. don’t listen to these pussies.
Peach Lettuce
  08/20/18
*subscribes*
Mischievous Red Son Of Senegal Telephone
  08/20/18
the asian mind, ladies and gents
Buff newt dopamine
  08/20/18
update?
diverse station
  08/27/18
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7Y49bLVeN0
flushed nursing home legal warrant
  08/27/18
lol @ not collecting all money in advance
Swashbuckling psychic
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arousing godawful pit cuck
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Passionate deranged dilemma boistinker
  08/27/18
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stirring water buffalo
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Chris Spinelli did WHAT to that kid?!?!
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Date: August 19th, 2018 8:32 PM
Author: stirring water buffalo

he's a lazy fuck and hasn't been improving on his practice tests, and he tried to mouth off at me like it was my fault.

he threatened to tell daddy i was no-showing for lessons and otherwise slacking off (not true) so he'd withhold the $1K he owes me for the last month.

to which i replied "OK, go ahead and do that. Then one night while you're all asleep in your beds, i'm going to come into this house, slit your dog's throat, duct tape your cute little sister's mouth, and then i'm going to rape her tight pink asshole until it looks like expired fucking hamburger meat. and the instant i cum, i'm going to splatter her head on the wall with a 9mm hollowpoint from my silenced Glock. then i'm going upstairs and putting one shot in your faggot father's worthless shriveled raisin balls, and one in each of your dried up fatass mom's pancake tits. i'll leave a few more in daddy's stomach and kneecaps so he has extra fun bleeding out, then it'll be your turn for a visit from the Sandman... and with you I'm going to take my time and really enjoy it. This could be tomorrow, it could be next week, it could be next year. But it's going to happen, and there's nothing you or your sheltered, overfed family can do to stop it. I've been coming here every week for the last 3 months, so I know 100 silent ways inside, and if you think your off-the-shelf made-in-china ADT security system is going to protect you, no wonder you're scoring somewhere between the 'nigger' and 'cerebral palsy' medians on your practice tests."

he knows i have a gun since i showed him a pic of it on my phone after he insisted a while back.

there were a few moments of stunned silence and then he started softly crying, lmao. little 16 y/o bitch thought he was a big man.

i just said "...so i guess i'll expect that late payment on monday" and left.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36645552)



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Date: August 19th, 2018 8:39 PM
Author: Orange ratface

(harrison poasting shitty fan fiction)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36645591)



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Date: August 19th, 2018 8:50 PM
Author: stirring water buffalo

not harrison, though he's 180

this 100% happened a few hours ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36645638)



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Date: August 19th, 2018 8:51 PM
Author: beady-eyed effete stage queen of the night

if by "happened" you mean you dreamed it after walking away like the bitch you are then sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36645640)



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Date: August 19th, 2018 8:52 PM
Author: Violent Church Shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36645643)



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Date: August 19th, 2018 8:55 PM
Author: stirring water buffalo

sure keep telling yourself that rajesh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36645665)



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Date: August 27th, 2018 9:34 AM
Author: arousing godawful pit cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36692647)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 3:52 AM
Author: flickering stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36647134)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 7:36 AM
Author: lime vigorous twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36647368)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 7:38 AM
Author: Stimulating low-t becky orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36647372)



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Date: August 19th, 2018 9:20 PM
Author: hilarious step-uncle's house

OP:

https://www.bishophouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/frightened-businessman-ws.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36645829)



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Date: August 19th, 2018 9:41 PM
Author: stirring water buffalo

u:

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/cZ6qIzOzci8/maxresdefault.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36645961)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 3:36 AM
Author: Confused Factory Reset Button Trailer Park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36647124)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 3:41 AM
Author: Shimmering Bawdyhouse Blood Rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36647129)



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Date: August 27th, 2018 9:29 AM
Author: duck-like center turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36692637)



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Date: August 27th, 2018 9:40 AM
Author: Cordovan sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36692672)



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Date: August 27th, 2018 9:41 AM
Author: Offensive laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36692675)



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Date: August 19th, 2018 9:22 PM
Author: grizzly striped hyena depressive

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36645838)



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Date: August 19th, 2018 9:31 PM
Author: seedy sex offender crackhouse

cool story teddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36645893)



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Date: July 3rd, 2019 6:24 AM
Author: crystalline heady national security agency fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#38477270)



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Date: August 19th, 2018 9:33 PM
Author: Unholy base candlestick maker

You get zer0 pussy bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36645898)



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Date: August 19th, 2018 9:40 PM
Author: stirring water buffalo

(chink)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36645950)



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Date: August 19th, 2018 9:41 PM
Author: Unholy base candlestick maker

Show me a picture of your gun dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36645959)



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Date: August 19th, 2018 9:51 PM
Author: stirring water buffalo

https://i.imgur.com/qhbxa2E_d.jpg?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36646042)



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Date: August 19th, 2018 9:51 PM
Author: Carnelian Soul-stirring State Round Eye

penis do not click

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36646047)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 12:58 AM
Author: Crusty Big Nowag

maybe he changed it, it was a Glock 17 when I clicked just now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36646935)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 1:32 AM
Author: cobalt territorial temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36647023)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 11:29 AM
Author: Buff newt dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36648093)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:30 PM
Author: hyperventilating garnet foreskin death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36651754)



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Date: August 27th, 2018 9:38 AM
Author: Cordovan sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36692669)



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Date: August 19th, 2018 9:42 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone university ceo

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36645969)



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Date: August 19th, 2018 9:42 PM
Author: Carnelian Soul-stirring State Round Eye

flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36645977)



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Date: August 19th, 2018 10:03 PM
Author: stirring water buffalo

shut up fag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36646111)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 1:34 AM
Author: Carnelian Soul-stirring State Round Eye

solid flame thread bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36647026)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 2:13 AM
Author: stirring water buffalo

not flame

just got my payment too lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36647072)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 1:05 AM
Author: Brilliant voyeur pozpig

(xo 2018)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36646948)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 2:32 AM
Author: diverse station

this OP is actually vintage XO in many ways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36647077)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 7:38 AM
Author: Stimulating low-t becky orchestra pit

(gay dork)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36647371)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 8:21 AM
Author: stirring water buffalo

*knuckle-dragging ape whose life is ruined by the internet*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36647428)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 8:23 AM
Author: Stimulating low-t becky orchestra pit

(guy who has spent weeks thinking about this OP)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36647438)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 8:28 AM
Author: stirring water buffalo

in a sense i've spent my whole life thinking about it, but this just happened yesterday and i got paid so it's over

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36647458)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 1:53 PM
Author: Stimulating low-t becky orchestra pit

yeah bend the knee motherfucker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36648969)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 7:47 AM
Author: Mischievous Red Son Of Senegal Telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36647378)



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Date: August 27th, 2018 9:53 AM
Author: fragrant lake sound barrier parlor

He’s only vintage Sonic Youth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36692724)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 2:14 AM
Author: motley sinister associate national

I haven't laughed this hard in a long time. Thanks op.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36647073)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 7:34 AM
Author: Thriller People Who Are Hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36647364)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 8:00 AM
Author: stirring water buffalo

yw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36647393)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 3:40 AM
Author: Peach Lettuce

180 brother. don’t listen to these pussies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36647128)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: Mischievous Red Son Of Senegal Telephone

*subscribes*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36647380)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 11:28 AM
Author: Buff newt dopamine

the asian mind, ladies and gents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36648088)



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Date: August 27th, 2018 9:21 AM
Author: diverse station

update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36692616)



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Date: August 27th, 2018 9:35 AM
Author: flushed nursing home legal warrant

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7Y49bLVeN0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36692648)



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Date: August 27th, 2018 9:47 AM
Author: Swashbuckling psychic

lol @ not collecting all money in advance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36692695)



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Date: August 27th, 2018 9:48 AM
Author: arousing godawful pit cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36692700)



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Date: August 27th, 2018 9:49 AM
Author: Passionate deranged dilemma boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36692709)



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Date: July 3rd, 2019 6:21 AM
Author: stirring water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#38477266)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:10 PM
Author: Trip piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#38720042)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 3:44 AM
Author: frum heaven fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#42459281)



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Date: July 8th, 2022 12:27 AM
Author: stirring water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#44813850)



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Date: January 15th, 2026 7:22 PM
Author: Chris Spinelli did WHAT to that kid?!?!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#49592657)