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Fucked up weird Dwight Howard story itt

I won’t mention the city but one July 4th right around his O...
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Lol wow holy shit
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Anthony Bourdain all over again
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we ever get a resolution on that? mere coincidence?
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RIP Charlie TP
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What’s going on ITT?
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XO is incredible!
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Xo doesn't realize what happened in this thread.
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Explain plz
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Mauve cerebral really tough guy
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Look at the dates. XO outed Dwight as a tranny fan in March...
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I really like it here
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titillating multi-billionaire brethren
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q did this
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evidence that this was not edited plz.
stimulating obsidian gunner locus
  11/25/18
It wasn't. I vaguely remember reading this at the time and ...
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100% not flame
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I believe
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If he edited it then his email tag would update Don&rsquo...
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look at all the fucked up artifacts from the servver change
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180
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Glad you didn’t killself friend.
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ty friend
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COT DAMN. XO in the know.
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Date: March 23rd, 2018 7:21 PM
Author: cocky property

I won’t mention the city but one July 4th right around his Olympic run i went to a really shitty movie like zohan or love guru and we ended up walking out 20 min in it was so utter shite

We walked by the concession stand and here was his HUGE black guy who had the exact frame as Dwight Howard mostly from shoulders in line getting snacks

Again this is July 4th

Place is pretty barren for a matinee feature

Anyway the black dude is wearing a fucking long white haired witches Wig and regular clothes

What’s even more fucked up is there’s this huge black guy with like 2 high school kids one girl and one guy both white

We pass them I look at me buddy and we’re like “is that fucking Dwight Howard?!”

So I walk up to him towards the concession stand and I’m like there’s no way this is Dwight Howard in a matinee with two young white dork kids wearing a fucking white witches wig

As I approach the white kids have been talking to him the whole time and one sees me out of corner of his eye, Black Guy still looking forward

I get about 3 feet behind him and almost on cue he turns around smiling and scream, “BOO!” with a fucking salt and pepper witches wig coming down to his shoulders. We all start laughing our asses off and we’re like we’re huge fans looking forward to Olympics what the fuck are you doing way out here in city that has no NBA team - he was super chill and we told him the movie we walked out of they we’re gonna see was a pile of heaping shit and left



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Date: November 27th, 2023 6:40 PM
Author: Beady-eyed school



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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:08 AM
Author: cocky property

Lol wow holy shit

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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:13 AM
Author: curious pea-brained halford

shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:14 AM
Author: orchid tripping base fortuitous meteor



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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:22 AM
Author: ruby whorehouse main people



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Date: November 25th, 2018 6:53 AM
Author: spectacular harsh sneaky criminal home

Ho lee fuk

Once again, xo ahead of the game

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:15 AM
Author: cocky property



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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:18 AM
Author: Zombie-like parlour

Anthony Bourdain all over again

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:20 AM
Author: curious pea-brained halford

we ever get a resolution on that? mere coincidence?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2#37296760)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:23 AM
Author: plum hospital sweet tailpipe

RIP Charlie TP

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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:22 PM
Author: cocky property



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:41 PM
Author: underhanded clown



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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:16 PM
Author: red contagious nowag

+ mance rayder calling every trump scotus nom

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:35 AM
Author: Lascivious therapy forum

What’s going on ITT?

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:37 AM
Author: brass geriatric meetinghouse

XO is incredible!

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:56 AM
Author: cocky property



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Date: October 24th, 2023 11:00 PM
Author: Diverse cowardly address half-breed



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:31 PM
Author: brass geriatric meetinghouse

Xo doesn't realize what happened in this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2#37299278)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:48 PM
Author: Fragrant Masturbator Place Of Business

Explain plz

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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:57 PM
Author: Mauve cerebral really tough guy



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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:49 PM
Author: brass geriatric meetinghouse

Look at the dates. XO outed Dwight as a tranny fan in March and now he is well known as a tranny fan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2#37299780)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 9:11 PM
Author: cocky property



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Date: October 24th, 2023 10:49 PM
Author: cocky property



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:34 PM
Author: big temple water buffalo

I really like it here

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Date: March 24th, 2019 11:28 PM
Author: cocky property



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:45 PM
Author: titillating multi-billionaire brethren



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:50 PM
Author: Metal Nighttime Den

q did this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2#37299391)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:55 PM
Author: stimulating obsidian gunner locus

evidence that this was not edited plz.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2#37299430)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:57 PM
Author: brass geriatric meetinghouse

It wasn't. I vaguely remember reading this at the time and getting confused.

Question for Feral is whether this is NOT FLAME.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2#37299443)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:44 PM
Author: cocky property

100% not flame

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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:49 PM
Author: brass geriatric meetinghouse

I believe

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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:57 PM
Author: titillating multi-billionaire brethren



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Date: April 13th, 2019 6:37 PM
Author: Metal Nighttime Den



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:57 PM
Author: Mauve cerebral really tough guy

If he edited it then his email tag would update

Don’t really get what this story says though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2#37299445)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:15 PM
Author: red contagious nowag

look at all the fucked up artifacts from the servver change

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2#37299553)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:27 PM
Author: brass geriatric meetinghouse



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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:42 PM
Author: crawly rigpig nursing home

180

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Date: March 24th, 2019 11:26 PM
Author: cocky property



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Date: March 24th, 2019 11:48 PM
Author: bossy mental disorder

Glad you didn’t killself friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2#37984795)



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Date: March 24th, 2019 11:49 PM
Author: cocky property

ty friend

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Date: March 26th, 2019 6:00 PM
Author: comical library



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Date: March 26th, 2019 6:01 PM
Author: cocky property



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Date: July 10th, 2019 1:11 AM
Author: cocky property



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Date: July 10th, 2019 1:21 AM
Author: hairless kitchen

Lmao 180.

Why was he getting concessions after seeing the movie. Weird guy!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2#38508641)



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Date: July 10th, 2019 1:32 AM
Author: impressive shrine pistol

Can you post this on the nba subreddit

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Date: July 11th, 2019 3:49 PM
Author: cocky property



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Date: December 20th, 2019 7:20 PM
Author: cocky property



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Date: October 24th, 2023 10:49 PM
Author: cocky property

One of the best Ricky stories ever told

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2#46979039)



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Date: October 24th, 2023 10:53 PM
Author: Boyish shaky depressive



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 11:20 PM
Author: cocky property



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Date: October 25th, 2023 2:23 AM
Author: sooty rambunctious brunch gay wizard



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Date: October 25th, 2023 11:41 AM
Author: cocky property



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Date: October 25th, 2023 4:10 PM
Author: cocky property



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Date: October 25th, 2023 4:11 PM
Author: Twisted headpube

COT DAMN. XO in the know.

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Date: October 25th, 2023 7:03 PM
Author: plum hospital sweet tailpipe



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Date: October 25th, 2023 4:11 PM
Author: Carnelian apoplectic school cafeteria



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Date: October 25th, 2023 4:12 PM
Author: vibrant orchestra pit patrolman

which of the white kids was kitty?

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Date: October 25th, 2023 10:00 PM
Author: crawly rigpig nursing home



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Date: October 21st, 2025 8:22 PM
Author: Rickabbalah



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Date: October 21st, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: potluck



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