I pee standing up outside of home, but in my own house peeing sitting down keeps my bathroom from smelling like piss for longer

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No single guy, not a singular one on the face of the earth, pees sitting down

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Here’s the breakdown:

✅ For people with a prostate (men):

Research shows that sitting often leads to:

• Better bladder emptying (lower post-void residual volume)

• Stronger, more continuous urine flow

• Less straining

• More relaxed pelvic floor muscles

This is especially true if you have:

• Prostate enlargement (common after age 30–40)

• Pelvic floor tension

• Urinary hesitancy or intermittency

Sitting stabilises the pelvis and promotes relaxation of the pelvic floor and abdominal muscles, making urination smoother.

🧍‍♂️ Standing can be worse if:

• You tense your pelvic floor

• You push/strain

• You have BPH or mild obstruction

• You’re anxious (common with “shy bladder”)

🪑 Why sitting helps the flow

When sitting:

• The pelvic floor is in a more relaxed position

• The bladder neck and urethra align better

• You’re not subconsciously tightening your core or glutes

• Parasympathetic (“rest and void”) activity increases

⚠️ When sitting may not matter:

If you’re young, healthy, and have no urinary symptoms, the difference between standing and sitting is usually small.

✔️ If your goal is best flow + most complete emptying, the evidence points to:

→ Sitting is generally better.

If you want, tell me your symptoms (slow fl

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i’ve heard of some goyim even INSTALLING gross urinals (with cakes!) in their own homes. ghastly.

but it’s ok! you’re a tough masculine goy!

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But sometime after college, maybe in my late 20s, when I moved into my own house, I started noticing the splatter. When you stand up to pee in a toilet, you hit that big bowl of water and pee splatters everywhere. Especially in my house, because we have really short toilets. It just creates a mess. Also, when you’re standing above a short toilet, sometimes pee dribbles onto the floor. If you’re a decent guy, you’ll clean it up. I try to be courteous, so I always clean up after myself. Even if no one is coming in after me, I still clean up. I don’t want to live in a pigsty. At the same time, I’m inherently lazy. If there’s a way to avoid cleaning, I’m going to take it. When you pee sitting down, there’s no splatter. There’s no mess. There’s nothing to clean up. It’s a very easy and logical way to keep your bathroom a little bit cleaner.

I still pee standing up when I’m out in public, because most places have urinals, and they’re convenient. At home, though, especially at night, sitting down is a no-brainer. Why the hell would I risk either peeing all over the place in the dark or turning the lights on and completely waking myself up? Sitting down, I don’t have to worry about either of those things. I can stay sleepy and go right back to bed.

My wife is also a lot happier when I sit down to pee. Because, again, I don’t do it 100 percent of the time. If we’re heading out the door and I need to pee quickly, I’ll stand because it’s faster. But whenever I do, and there’s dribble on the floor, she gives me flak for it, especially if I forget to clean it up. She’ll notice and be like, “What the hell?” The fact that I often pee sitting down prevents those fights from happening more frequently. It also eliminates worrying about putting the toilet seat down or getting yelled at if I forget to.

I think the main reason more men don’t pee sitting down is because they are insecure. Everybody, regardless of gender, is insecure. However, men have specific insecurities related to their masculinity. There’s a definition of a man you learn about as a kid—the action hero, the macho guy, the football player, whatever. Peeing sitting down definitely grinds against those masculine ideas. I assume some guys think it’s girly, so they won’t do it no matter how much sense it makes.

I don’t think peeing sitting down is unmanly, and I don’t feel like less of a man when I do it. That’s probably because I don’t care about masculine stereotypes. I’m not worried about my masculinity, and I’ve never been attached to traditional gender roles. I think that goes back to my childhood as well. I grew up around a bunch of girls. My next-door neighbors were all girls. We played Pretty Pretty Princess together all the time. We played dress-up, and I’d put on rings and necklaces. My best friend would always bring her Barbies over to my house, and we’d marry them off to my G.I. Joes. I played football and games in the backyard too, but maybe less than the average boy did. My parents didn’t care about gender stereotypes either. They didn’t force me into sports or anything like that. They let me find my own way. Looking back on all that, I guess it makes sense that I’m comfortable peeing sitting down.

There is one stereotypical dude thing I do, though, and it’s a little controversial. If I’m in a public bathroom, I purposefully don’t put the seat down after I pee. I always lift it up! (Believe it or not, not every guy does that). But I don’t put it down afterward. It’s not out of spite or laziness. It’s me thinking logically about what might happen next.

My hope is that if a girl comes in after me and sees the seat up, she’ll know there isn’t any pee on it because I put it up. She can go to the bathroom in peace. But if I put the seat back down, she might wonder if there’s pee on it because I didn’t put it up. I guess the whole thing depends on whether girls know that some guys don’t lift the seat up to pee.

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