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Micah Parsons to the Packers for two firsts

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appetizing milk site
  08/28/25
lol @ the cowboys
buff harsh shrine
  08/28/25
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appetizing milk site
  08/28/25
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maize ape pozpig
  08/28/25
that's it?
Up-to-no-good supple nursing home internal respiration
  08/28/25
pack is paying him $47 million per year
appetizing milk site
  08/28/25
and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few mont...
Soul-stirring parlour keepsake machete
  08/28/25
1 sack doesnt sound good
Up-to-no-good supple nursing home internal respiration
  08/28/25
Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack.
thriller sepia chapel
  08/29/25
1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025
vivacious hall
  08/29/25
Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parso...
thriller sepia chapel
  08/29/25
Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last ...
vivacious hall
  08/29/25
I like the Packers. This was a retarded move.
thriller sepia chapel
  08/29/25
Where are we on this.
vivacious hall
  09/12/25
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lfo
  10/28/25
Haha wow
mustard library double fault
  08/28/25
Happy?
Provocative Hyperactive Therapy Address
  08/28/25
I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its...
mustard library double fault
  08/28/25
Good move by the Boys.
thriller sepia chapel
  08/28/25
lol why keep your best player when you could trade him for ...
maize ape pozpig
  08/28/25
He costs more than he is worth.
thriller sepia chapel
  08/28/25
what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro their D su...
maize ape pozpig
  08/28/25
three fifths, ackshually
adventurous idiotic son of senegal
  08/28/25
It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense....
Abusive Box Office Love Of Her Life
  08/28/25
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Bipolar Cowardly Partner
  08/29/25
Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just anoth...
topaz learning disabled potus theatre
  08/29/25
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hairraiser coffee pot station
  09/01/25
Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael&...
Effete bawdyhouse karate
  08/28/25
im with xo jerry on this.
Flesh Excitant Incel Gaming Laptop
  08/29/25
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Bipolar Cowardly Partner
  08/29/25
Its interesting because: 1. The argument for the Packers...
aromatic area travel guidebook
  08/29/25
two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just t...
Flesh Excitant Incel Gaming Laptop
  08/29/25
The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a &quo...
vivacious hall
  08/29/25
LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack...
heady meetinghouse
  08/29/25
So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a on...
thriller sepia chapel
  08/29/25
"The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per...
mustard library double fault
  08/29/25
The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play ...
Effete bawdyhouse karate
  08/29/25
, he lisped.
thriller sepia chapel
  08/29/25
lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the...
Wonderful silver sandwich
  08/29/25
Knew about this three days ago but no one responded https:...
cerise whorehouse
  08/29/25
I responded in under one hour
mustard library double fault
  08/29/25
this is so fucking stupid worse than luka
maize ape pozpig
  08/29/25
Micah's back is shot lol. https://x.com/AdamSchefter/stat...
thriller sepia chapel
  09/01/25
xo jerry wins again
Flesh Excitant Incel Gaming Laptop
  09/01/25
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thriller sepia chapel
  09/01/25
the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling bac...
Flesh Excitant Incel Gaming Laptop
  09/01/25
It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pai...
thriller sepia chapel
  09/01/25
Lolololol
Provocative Hyperactive Therapy Address
  09/01/25
Obviously not ideal Packers had to have known about this...
mustard library double fault
  09/01/25
?
vivacious hall
  09/12/25
Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early...
Boyish Public Bath Jewess
  09/01/25
Fuck you
mustard library double fault
  09/01/25
I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this an...
thriller sepia chapel
  09/12/25
"shouldn't've" you mean?
vivacious hall
  09/12/25
Yes
thriller sepia chapel
  09/12/25
ty for your honesty
vivacious hall
  09/12/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A
vivacious hall
  09/12/25
parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere
appetizing milk site
  09/12/25


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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: appetizing milk site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49219929)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: buff harsh shrine

lol @ the cowboys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49219931)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: appetizing milk site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49219934)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:10 PM
Author: maize ape pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49220268)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good supple nursing home internal respiration

that's it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49219933)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: appetizing milk site

pack is paying him $47 million per year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49219935)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: Soul-stirring parlour keepsake machete

and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few months and he's in decline (only one sack last year).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49219964)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good supple nursing home internal respiration

1 sack doesnt sound good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49219972)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:56 AM
Author: thriller sepia chapel

Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49221767)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:00 PM
Author: vivacious hall

1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49221776)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: thriller sepia chapel

Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parsons just stat pads against shitty teams in the recent Cowboy MO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49221849)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: vivacious hall

Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last season okay pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49221854)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: thriller sepia chapel

I like the Packers. This was a retarded move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49221953)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: vivacious hall

Where are we on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49259308)



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Date: October 28th, 2025 8:09 AM
Author: lfo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49381541)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:20 PM
Author: mustard library double fault

Haha wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49219940)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: Provocative Hyperactive Therapy Address

Happy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49219948)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: mustard library double fault

I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its an enormous amount of capital.

Worth it if we win a SB while he's around.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49219981)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:12 PM
Author: thriller sepia chapel

Good move by the Boys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49220276)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:18 PM
Author: maize ape pozpig

lol

why keep your best player when you could trade him for two crapshoot chances at another decent player later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49220292)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: thriller sepia chapel

He costs more than he is worth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49220305)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: maize ape pozpig

what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro

their D sucks and just lost its best player. what’s the plan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49220311)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: adventurous idiotic son of senegal

three fifths, ackshually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49220313)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:46 PM
Author: Abusive Box Office Love Of Her Life

It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense. They weren't projected to compete this year (over/under at 8 wins) and committing $45m to Parsons probably would have trapped them in mediocrity for the next few seasons.

The Packers picks will probably be in the low 20's, and two of those may not feel like a great return for a guy as talented as Parsons, but combined with Dallas' own picks, it helps them reset a bit.

The Cowboys have $31m in dead money this year plus at least $16m in dead money for next year. Factor in the massive signing bonus to Dak Prescott and CeeDee Lamb, with Prescott on the wrong side of 30, and this may have felt like a poison pill move. Because giving Parsons the deal he got with Green Bay would have put them in cap hell for a good 5 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49220382)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:20 AM
Author: Bipolar Cowardly Partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49220854)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: topaz learning disabled potus theatre

Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just another episode in a slow moving train wreck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49221253)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:31 PM
Author: hairraiser coffee pot station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49228871)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: Effete bawdyhouse karate

Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael" is hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49220386)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:02 AM
Author: Flesh Excitant Incel Gaming Laptop

im with xo jerry on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49220829)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:38 AM
Author: Bipolar Cowardly Partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49220876)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:10 AM
Author: aromatic area travel guidebook

Its interesting because:

1. The argument for the Packers is that he's a truly elite player, and they don't have too many of those, so you just have to pay them.

2. Argument for Dallas is on a salary cap team, can you really afford to pay him 20% more than the largest defensive contract ever plus give up 2 first round picks and a good player? Is he really that good.

I think the trade is probably a win for the Packers because it seems like the NFL salary cap is sort of made up and doesn't matter...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49220839)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:25 AM
Author: Flesh Excitant Incel Gaming Laptop

two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just trying to bash jerry jones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49220859)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: vivacious hall

The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a "four year deal" is really only affects you Year One, because everything in the future is massively inflated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49221251)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:46 AM
Author: heady meetinghouse

LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack, but they’re still the gayest franchise in sports. Literally tried to ban a play because they couldn’t stop it. This just makes them less gay on D but they won’t escape their cowardly ways.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49221238)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: thriller sepia chapel

So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a one dimensional pass rusher?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49221432)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: mustard library double fault

"The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research."

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/when-will-micah-parsons-contract-saga-with-cowboys-end-clock-is-ticking-if-all-pro-is-to-play-vs-eagles/

I don't think I care how "one dimensional" he is if he has that big an impact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49221732)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:48 AM
Author: Effete bawdyhouse karate

The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research.

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/cowboys-jerry-jones-prioritizes-ego-by-trading-generational-talent-micah-parsons-to-packers/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49221745)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: thriller sepia chapel

, he lisped.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49223039)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:48 PM
Author: Wonderful silver sandwich

lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the payroll.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49221917)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: cerise whorehouse

Knew about this three days ago but no one responded

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5766225&mc=3&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49222517)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 6:42 PM
Author: mustard library double fault

I responded in under one hour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49222736)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:05 PM
Author: maize ape pozpig

this is so fucking stupid worse than luka

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49223051)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: thriller sepia chapel

Micah's back is shot lol.

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1962579612266799331?t=scFtynoii1OPgyPPMW1ZVQ&s=19

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49228685)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: Flesh Excitant Incel Gaming Laptop

xo jerry wins again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49228692)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: thriller sepia chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49228696)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: Flesh Excitant Incel Gaming Laptop

the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling back pain is absurd. matt stafford is gonna get benched and xo jimmy g is gonna have to take over this season.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49228706)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: thriller sepia chapel

It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pains as apart of beating the shit out of each other for a living. I used to have back pain when I played contact sports and it totally went away after I moved on to lawyering full time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49229109)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: Provocative Hyperactive Therapy Address

Lolololol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49228851)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: mustard library double fault

Obviously not ideal

Packers had to have known about this though, there are physicals involved in trades and I'm pretty sure undisclosed issues are grounds to invalidate a trade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49228922)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: vivacious hall

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49259310)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: Boyish Public Bath Jewess

Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early in the season and packers traded 2 firsts for a crippling financial loss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49228735)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 6:04 PM
Author: mustard library double fault

Fuck you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49229153)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:31 AM
Author: thriller sepia chapel

I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this and I am wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49259344)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: vivacious hall

"shouldn't've" you mean?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49259448)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: thriller sepia chapel

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49259689)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: vivacious hall

ty for your honesty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49259833)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: vivacious hall

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49259608)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: appetizing milk site

parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49259839)