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GFs dogs anal glands leaked in my house. Smells like absolute death

Wtf I’ve never smelled a smell this bad in my entire life. ...
doobsian property
  08/09/18
Before you buy a dog look up if the breed tends to have this...
arousing native
  08/09/18
Just had this happen verbatim 2 weeks ago not sure if I poas...
lake spectacular point affirmative action
  08/09/18
We watched a YouTube video about how to “express” a dog’s an...
doobsian property
  08/09/18
Could be a diet-related thing My sister switched her dogs...
orchid misunderstood electric furnace set
  08/09/18
Wtf man. And that smell, ugh
doobsian property
  08/09/18
I'm assuming that with this dog, the feces needed to be a bi...
orchid misunderstood electric furnace set
  08/09/18
It’s stronger and more pungent than a dead animal or skunk s...
doobsian property
  08/09/18
OK, definitely never experienced anything like that The d...
orchid misunderstood electric furnace set
  08/09/18
Why are you getting "up close" to the dogs anus do...
marvelous copper indirect expression
  08/09/18
Yeah it’s these small rat vermin dogs that have it apparentl...
lake spectacular point affirmative action
  08/09/18
Dachshund
doobsian property
  08/09/18
you know what to do...
lake spectacular point affirmative action
  08/09/18
i love dogs, but never again am i owning one. all the const...
vibrant locus puppy
  08/09/18
I’ve owned and lived with probably 10+ dog’s before, all big...
doobsian property
  08/09/18
Same.
talented rusted hospital
  08/09/18
Sad to not have a dog friend though
silver motley dog poop university
  08/09/18
...
laughsome brindle orchestra pit
  08/09/18
what exactly is this? is it diarrhea?
flickering razzmatazz selfie business firm
  08/09/18
Literally glands around the dog’s asshole that are supposed ...
doobsian property
  08/09/18
holy fuck how do you not just execute your dog when that hap...
flickering razzmatazz selfie business firm
  08/09/18
animals belong OUTSIDE the house
tantric sick genital piercing
  08/09/18
this LOL @ beast owners trying to explain it away itt. &q...
Cyan menage
  08/09/18
most asian poast I've ever read jfc
laughsome brindle orchestra pit
  08/09/18
"Animals belong OUTSIDE the house. Unless being served ...
beta factory reset button
  08/09/18
...
rough-skinned amethyst institution
  08/09/18
Fuck ‘em. You don’t like the dog? Then you can giiiit out!
Ultramarine sound barrier idiot
  08/09/18
stfu gook
Contagious Hissy Fit Useless Brakes
  08/09/18
...
rough-skinned amethyst institution
  08/09/18
Cr
Titillating generalized bond sandwich
  08/09/18
You belong outside the house. Dogs are people now and soon i...
Ultramarine sound barrier idiot
  08/09/18
Come on, he's not putting his GF outside.
black infuriating goyim garrison
  08/09/18
XO becoming more and more prole every day.
talented rusted hospital
  08/09/18
SUMMON: jjj
histrionic corner partner
  08/09/18
dude that something the vet does during a routine checkup. ...
galvanic violent hairy legs police squad
  08/09/18
why didn't the dog eat it?
Grizzly Whorehouse
  08/09/18
The dog needs more fiber
Charismatic yapping bawdyhouse
  08/09/18
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxwWUmNUIGk
Poppy internet-worthy church building sex offender
  08/09/18
Sick
doobsian property
  08/09/18
She's blaming the dog, dude
navy tanning salon hominid
  08/09/18
...
Passionate Market
  08/09/18
TI, OC, TCR
Fiercely-loyal cracking twinkling uncleanness
  08/09/18
Absolutely Devastating.
black infuriating goyim garrison
  08/09/18
...
Pungent walnut party of the first part nursing home
  08/09/18
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Wine Bbw
  08/09/18
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ebony box office double fault
  03/15/25
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self-satisfied and socially compliant
  11/20/25
fucking LMAO at petcucks with their piss & shit fetishes...
chrome crackhouse volcanic crater
  08/09/18
...
primrose wonderful public bath
  08/09/18
They are related to the scent glands in skunks and are a hol...
Ultramarine sound barrier idiot
  08/09/18
interesting
Wine Bbw
  08/09/18
dude, it was one of the worst smells I've ever smelled. WAY ...
doobsian property
  08/09/18
Vets or groomers take care of that if it needs to be done. A...
Mind-boggling home
  08/09/18
Missed the dog part in thread title on first read
beta factory reset button
  03/15/25
birdshit problems
Roblox
  11/20/25


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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:04 AM
Author: doobsian property

Wtf I’ve never smelled a smell this bad in my entire life. Wtf bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36583449)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:12 PM
Author: arousing native

Before you buy a dog look up if the breed tends to have this issue. If so, don't buy.

If you get a dog and it has this problem. Kill it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36588682)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:05 AM
Author: lake spectacular point affirmative action

Just had this happen verbatim 2 weeks ago not sure if I poasted it

Was ready to kill the dogs on the spot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36583452)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:07 AM
Author: doobsian property

We watched a YouTube video about how to “express” a dog’s anal gland. Apparently it’s like two pimples on either side of it’s asshole that you press and the gland stuff comes out. It’s foul as fuck. Do all little dogs do this? Normally the dog smells fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36583461)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:11 AM
Author: orchid misunderstood electric furnace set

Could be a diet-related thing

My sister switched her dogs food (to something that I think was supposed to be a bit more oriented to older dogs) and all of a sudden it had these insanely swollen (maybe infected?) anal glands

She switched it back to it's regular food and it's been fine since

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36583470)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:13 AM
Author: doobsian property

Wtf man.

And that smell, ugh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36583478)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:21 AM
Author: orchid misunderstood electric furnace set

I'm assuming that with this dog, the feces needed to be a bit more solid in order for it to regularly let those glands 'express' with ordinary defecation

I've heard that the smell of those glands is bad but I don't think I've experienced it myself. I saw the dog while it was having problems and it was super gross to see, but the smell wasn't appreciably worse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36583508)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:30 AM
Author: doobsian property

It’s stronger and more pungent than a dead animal or skunk spray when up close imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36583537)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:36 AM
Author: orchid misunderstood electric furnace set

OK, definitely never experienced anything like that

The dogs' glands were really fucked up though. It resembled a prolapse & couldn't stop licking itself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36583555)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:58 AM
Author: marvelous copper indirect expression

Why are you getting "up close" to the dogs anus doodikoff!???!!?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36585409)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:12 AM
Author: lake spectacular point affirmative action

Yeah it’s these small rat vermin dogs that have it apparently

I only fuck with large breeds and never knew about this shit until I saw it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36583474)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:14 AM
Author: doobsian property

Dachshund

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36583481)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:14 AM
Author: lake spectacular point affirmative action

you know what to do...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36583485)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:06 AM
Author: vibrant locus puppy

i love dogs, but never again am i owning one.

all the constant dealings with SHIT are just too much. i don't need this much literal SHIT in my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36583458)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:09 AM
Author: doobsian property

I’ve owned and lived with probably 10+ dog’s before, all big. None of them had this problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36583465)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:13 PM
Author: talented rusted hospital

Same.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36588692)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:14 AM
Author: silver motley dog poop university

Sad to not have a dog friend though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36583484)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:09 AM
Author: laughsome brindle orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36584262)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:19 AM
Author: flickering razzmatazz selfie business firm

what exactly is this? is it diarrhea?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36583502)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:28 AM
Author: doobsian property

Literally glands around the dog’s asshole that are supposed to secrete when they shit, but sometimes get clogged up and get engorged and you have to squeeze them like a zit

https://www.dummies.com/pets/dogs/how-to-empty-your-dogs-anal-sacs/

Again, never seen this living with Golden’s, labs, spaniels, etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36583533)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:30 AM
Author: flickering razzmatazz selfie business firm

holy fuck how do you not just execute your dog when that happens

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36583535)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:23 AM
Author: tantric sick genital piercing

animals belong OUTSIDE the house

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36583516)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:30 AM
Author: Cyan menage

this

LOL @ beast owners trying to explain it away itt. "oh this NEVER happens, just a one-off thing."

this is what you get for sharing your house with a disgusting animal

PS your friends thought your house reeked of animal even before this happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36583540)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:09 AM
Author: laughsome brindle orchestra pit

most asian poast I've ever read jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36584265)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:53 AM
Author: beta factory reset button

"Animals belong OUTSIDE the house. Unless being served for dinner."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36585375)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:15 AM
Author: rough-skinned amethyst institution



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:49 AM
Author: Ultramarine sound barrier idiot

Fuck ‘em. You don’t like the dog? Then you can giiiit out!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36585347)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:16 PM
Author: Contagious Hissy Fit Useless Brakes

stfu gook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36588718)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:15 AM
Author: rough-skinned amethyst institution



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:29 AM
Author: Titillating generalized bond sandwich

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36584370)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:48 AM
Author: Ultramarine sound barrier idiot

You belong outside the house. Dogs are people now and soon it will be illegal to prohibit them in the US from restaurants, planes, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36585342)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:51 AM
Author: black infuriating goyim garrison

Come on, he's not putting his GF outside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36585361)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:14 PM
Author: talented rusted hospital

XO becoming more and more prole every day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36588699)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:26 AM
Author: histrionic corner partner

SUMMON: jjj

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36583526)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:30 AM
Author: galvanic violent hairy legs police squad

dude that something the vet does during a routine checkup. you're not supposed to do that in your house lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36583539)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:36 AM
Author: Grizzly Whorehouse

why didn't the dog eat it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36583553)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:44 AM
Author: Charismatic yapping bawdyhouse

The dog needs more fiber

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36583569)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:51 AM
Author: Poppy internet-worthy church building sex offender

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxwWUmNUIGk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36583588)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:08 AM
Author: doobsian property

Sick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36584252)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:30 AM
Author: navy tanning salon hominid

She's blaming the dog, dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36584374)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:32 AM
Author: Passionate Market



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:50 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal cracking twinkling uncleanness

TI, OC, TCR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36585351)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:50 AM
Author: black infuriating goyim garrison

Absolutely Devastating.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36585356)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:51 AM
Author: Pungent walnut party of the first part nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36585360)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:11 PM
Author: Wine Bbw



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Date: March 15th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: ebony box office double fault



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Date: November 20th, 2025 10:11 AM
Author: self-satisfied and socially compliant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#49446073)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:31 AM
Author: chrome crackhouse volcanic crater

fucking LMAO at petcucks with their piss & shit fetishes, ANAL GLANDS "expressing"? LOL JUST LOL

jesus christ petcucks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36584378)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:32 AM
Author: primrose wonderful public bath



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:48 AM
Author: Ultramarine sound barrier idiot

They are related to the scent glands in skunks and are a holdover from the common ancestor of dogs and skunks. The smell is NBD get over it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36585338)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:54 AM
Author: Wine Bbw

interesting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36585385)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:54 AM
Author: doobsian property

dude, it was one of the worst smells I've ever smelled. WAY worse than a skunk. It was like rotten fish mixed with shit, extremely pungent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36585386)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:10 PM
Author: Mind-boggling home

Vets or groomers take care of that if it needs to be done. Also, get high quality dog food. It makes for more solid stool that ensure the glands release the shit when they shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36588675)



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Date: March 15th, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: beta factory reset button

Missed the dog part in thread title on first read

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#48749719)



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Date: November 20th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Roblox

birdshit problems

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#49446165)