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Trump: "Open the Fuckin’ Strait. Praise be to Allah"

LoL he's totally furked Tuesday will be Power Plant Day...
Hideous hall associate
  04/05/26
Open the fucking strait you crazy bastards.
spruce forum
  04/05/26
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Spectacular Cerise Gunner Cruise Ship
  04/05/26
No, Birdshit
Hideous hall associate
  04/05/26
Trumps only negotiating posture is endless threatening shit ...
Hideous hall associate
  04/05/26
It's going to work. Just wait.
spruce forum
  04/05/26
No it will not, he forgot to use ALL CAPS
dead theater stage pisswyrm
  04/05/26
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Startling Pozpig
  04/05/26
Lol
carnelian locale
  04/05/26
how can u not love this man? the Madness of King Trump
Saffron passionate kitty cat theater
  04/05/26
imagine if kamala said this
Hideous hall associate
  04/05/26
ever since I saw DJT rise from the dead on July 13, 2024-- I...
Saffron passionate kitty cat theater
  04/05/26
...
spruce forum
  04/05/26
whens he gonna hit the interim ayatollah w/ dat im gay
magical vengeful nursing home faggot firefighter
  04/05/26
wait two weeks
Spectacular Cerise Gunner Cruise Ship
  04/05/26
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lascivious jade toilet seat ratface
  04/06/26
lmao. i believe there is a US global oil dominance plan. ...
bright embarrassed to the bone french chef site
  04/05/26
Nice use of "this isn't x, it's y" but needs to be...
Adulterous brilliant mother
  04/05/26
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sexy judgmental knife
  04/05/26
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rose slippery hospital
  04/05/26
Putin watching this and wondering why he didn't go all out o...
Buff Stead Sex Offender
  04/05/26
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floppy plum pocket flask
  04/05/26
rofl if u think Putin is thinking that he's legit 130 IQ and...
Hideous hall associate
  04/05/26
what? try writing in english now?
Buff Stead Sex Offender
  04/05/26
Are men too emotional to be president?
Irradiated blathering resort
  04/05/26
Legitimately one of the most hilarious inappropriate things ...
submissive galvanic address antidepressant drug
  04/05/26
Yes, on Easter no less. Funny how even 11 years in he still ...
Vigorous Candlestick Maker
  04/05/26
this is what we voted for amirite?
Yapping beady-eyed queen of the night set
  04/05/26
yes, goyim, yes you did
onyx temple
  04/06/26
Glad you found it funny Jew
hairraiser honey-headed office jew
  04/05/26
You didn’t think it was funny? Loser tell
submissive galvanic address antidepressant drug
  04/05/26
He could fully redeem himself by bombing Israel instead. He ...
Yapping beady-eyed queen of the night set
  04/05/26
Just final confirmation that he’s an irredeemable piec...
hairraiser honey-headed office jew
  04/05/26
Another brown chatgpt post. This isn't a coincidence. It's a...
sexy judgmental knife
  04/05/26
...
spruce forum
  04/05/26
...
Stirring stain locus
  04/05/26
We can open it any time we'd like, actually. It's not actua...
Irradiated blathering resort
  04/05/26
Lmao, cr What a pathetic pussy, the whole world is laughi...
hairraiser honey-headed office jew
  04/05/26
...
Startling Pozpig
  04/05/26
...
Startling Pozpig
  04/05/26
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crawly turquoise doctorate state
  04/05/26
Blah blah blah my prophet molested a 9 year old blah blah bl...
crawly turquoise doctorate state
  04/05/26
Open the fucken strait brah.
Swashbuckling property
  04/05/26
...
spruce forum
  04/05/26
...
dead theater stage pisswyrm
  04/06/26
crazy theory: an Iranian negotiator said mockingly that &quo...
Vermilion Exhilarant Round Eye
  04/05/26
Iran shld say they will open one island in the Strait in hon...
Hideous hall associate
  04/05/26
On this glorious Easter I will be doing Israel's bidding so ...
Irradiated blathering resort
  04/05/26
...
hairraiser honey-headed office jew
  04/05/26
...
fighting dun point
  04/06/26
Pls respond
Canary Exciting Meetinghouse Laser Beams
  04/06/26
Is this related? https://x.com/osint613/status/2040831941...
dead theater stage pisswyrm
  04/06/26
Allah works in mysterious ways, doesnt he Trumpkins?
AZNgirl manipulating Stocks w/Mossad BF
  04/12/26


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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:16 AM
Author: Hideous hall associate

LoL he's totally furked

Tuesday will be Power Plant Day, and Bridge Day, all wrapped up in one, in Iran. There will be nothing like it!!! Open the Fuckin' Strait, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in Hell.

https://x.com/i/status/2040763128657371585

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49795178)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:17 AM
Author: spruce forum

Open the fucking strait you crazy bastards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49795180)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:22 AM
Author: Spectacular Cerise Gunner Cruise Ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49795194)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:23 AM
Author: Hideous hall associate

No, Birdshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49795197)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:24 AM
Author: Hideous hall associate

Trumps only negotiating posture is endless threatening shit as if everyone will just give in... It's childish and lolzy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49795200)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:56 AM
Author: spruce forum

It's going to work. Just wait.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49795265)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: dead theater stage pisswyrm

No it will not, he forgot to use ALL CAPS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49796535)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: Startling Pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49796537)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:44 AM
Author: carnelian locale

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49795246)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:58 AM
Author: Saffron passionate kitty cat theater

how can u not love this man? the Madness of King Trump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49795268)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:07 AM
Author: Hideous hall associate

imagine if kamala said this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49795280)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:09 AM
Author: Saffron passionate kitty cat theater

ever since I saw DJT rise from the dead on July 13, 2024-- I knew God was on his side

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49795281)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:10 AM
Author: spruce forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49795282)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:11 AM
Author: magical vengeful nursing home faggot firefighter

whens he gonna hit the interim ayatollah w/ dat im gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49795286)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:14 AM
Author: Spectacular Cerise Gunner Cruise Ship

wait two weeks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49795293)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 2:00 PM
Author: lascivious jade toilet seat ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49797946)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:13 AM
Author: bright embarrassed to the bone french chef site

lmao. i believe there is a US global oil dominance plan.

watch: within a year US will threaten the straits of malacca.

panama, venezuela, hormuz. one is just a headline. three is a pattern forming.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49795292)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:39 AM
Author: Adulterous brilliant mother

Nice use of "this isn't x, it's y" but needs to be longer and browner overall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49795328)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:41 AM
Author: sexy judgmental knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49795332)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:18 AM
Author: rose slippery hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49795297)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:23 AM
Author: Buff Stead Sex Offender

Putin watching this and wondering why he didn't go all out on Ukrainian infrastructure - the right wingers in Russia have been pushing for this for 4 years, Putin deemed "too liberal" and holding back too much by the right there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49795305)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:25 AM
Author: floppy plum pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49795307)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:10 PM
Author: Hideous hall associate

rofl if u think Putin is thinking that he's legit 130 IQ and thinking things thru long term. Trump is a literal furking manchild 70 IQ if that who cannot think past his next BigMac

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49795524)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:53 PM
Author: Buff Stead Sex Offender

what? try writing in english now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49795776)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:43 AM
Author: Irradiated blathering resort

Are men too emotional to be president?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49795336)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 12:10 PM
Author: submissive galvanic address antidepressant drug

Legitimately one of the most hilarious inappropriate things he’s ever said

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49795408)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 12:53 PM
Author: Vigorous Candlestick Maker

Yes, on Easter no less. Funny how even 11 years in he still has the ability to make me question whether his post is real or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49795487)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:11 PM
Author: Yapping beady-eyed queen of the night set

this is what we voted for amirite?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49795530)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 1:47 AM
Author: onyx temple

yes, goyim, yes you did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49796926)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:18 PM
Author: hairraiser honey-headed office jew

Glad you found it funny Jew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49795564)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: submissive galvanic address antidepressant drug

You didn’t think it was funny? Loser tell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49795633)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:12 PM
Author: Yapping beady-eyed queen of the night set

He could fully redeem himself by bombing Israel instead. He won’t but he would go down in history as a Lincoln-like figure if he did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49795533)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: hairraiser honey-headed office jew

Just final confirmation that he’s an irredeemable piece of shit.

Didn’t he say we didn’t need the Strait?

The guy is not only crazy, he is completely senile. Never thought we’d cum to miss Joe Biden.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49795556)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: sexy judgmental knife

Another brown chatgpt post. This isn't a coincidence. It's a trend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49795618)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: spruce forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49795622)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: Stirring stain locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49795641)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:47 PM
Author: Irradiated blathering resort

We can open it any time we'd like, actually.

It's not actually closed, who would like us to escort you through it?

OK maybe it's closed, which of our international friends wants to help us open it?

OK you better open it up now or else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49795652)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 6:09 PM
Author: hairraiser honey-headed office jew

Lmao, cr

What a pathetic pussy, the whole world is laughing at him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49796079)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: Startling Pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49796543)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: Startling Pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49796542)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:24 PM
Author: crawly turquoise doctorate state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49795718)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:25 PM
Author: crawly turquoise doctorate state

Blah blah blah my prophet molested a 9 year old blah blah blah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49795719)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:32 PM
Author: Swashbuckling property

Open the fucken strait brah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49795615)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: spruce forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49796384)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: dead theater stage pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49797930)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: Vermilion Exhilarant Round Eye

crazy theory: an Iranian negotiator said mockingly that "we will open the Strait of Hormuz the day that Trump praises Allah!" and Trump is trolling them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49795664)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:27 PM
Author: Hideous hall associate

Iran shld say they will open one island in the Strait in honor of Trump's peace making. The island will be renamed Epstein island

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49795721)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:34 PM
Author: Irradiated blathering resort

On this glorious Easter I will be doing Israel's bidding so they won't expose me a kiddy rapist. Allahu Akbar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49795730)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 6:09 PM
Author: hairraiser honey-headed office jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49796080)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 3:00 PM
Author: fighting dun point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49798055)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 1:24 AM
Author: Canary Exciting Meetinghouse Laser Beams

Pls respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49796904)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 2:05 PM
Author: dead theater stage pisswyrm

Is this related?

https://x.com/osint613/status/2040831941683937580?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49797966)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:18 AM
Author: AZNgirl manipulating Stocks w/Mossad BF

Allah works in mysterious ways, doesnt he Trumpkins?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49812165)