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Imagine being Hezbollah’s IT guy right now

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Territorial Orange Church Building Faggot Firefighter
  09/18/24
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white persian
  09/18/24
"Hey boss, what's this Friday meeting you've scheduled ...
white persian
  09/18/24
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Territorial Orange Church Building Faggot Firefighter
  09/18/24
IT guy is definitely blaming the Procurement guy right now
bipolar costumed striped hyena
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Cracking jet-lagged old irish cottage
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Flatulent curious theatre useless brakes
  09/18/24
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Blue stage place of business
  09/18/24
“I have a long relationship with this supplier.”...
Territorial Orange Church Building Faggot Firefighter
  09/18/24
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orchid private investor factory reset button
  09/18/24
"We only got one bid and exec told us to get it done AS...
Underhanded wrinkle
  09/18/24
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lavender degenerate
  09/19/24
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Appetizing Coldplay Fan Property
  09/18/24
Hezzies yelling at Indian tech support, asks to be escalated...
Mind-boggling Hyperactive Death Wish
  09/18/24
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learning disabled stimulating fortuitous meteor state
  09/18/24
"Hello Abdul, I am transferring you to our manager Jite...
irradiated den
  09/18/24
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Mind-boggling Hyperactive Death Wish
  09/18/24
xo operating 40 IQ points below the people who are having th...
black gaped hell
  09/18/24
Poor guy already had to take a job at Hez after getting cann...
Concupiscible Red Deer Antler
  09/18/24
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Appetizing Coldplay Fan Property
  09/18/24
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Bright naked lodge
  09/18/24
PIP coming, no doubt about it
Saffron dashing site
  09/18/24
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Territorial Orange Church Building Faggot Firefighter
  09/18/24
The last thing anyone is doing is firing the IT guys. It's a...
black gaped hell
  09/18/24
True. In corporate America his boss is dead and he is getti...
Territorial Orange Church Building Faggot Firefighter
  09/18/24
1. He didn't fuck this up. 2. They need him to fix it. He...
black gaped hell
  09/18/24
The person who acquired the pagers did nothing wrong?
Territorial Orange Church Building Faggot Firefighter
  09/18/24
The IT guy has better things to do than go shopping. If you ...
black gaped hell
  09/18/24
Yeah imagine being the guy they ask to fix this shit. I woul...
black gaped hell
  09/18/24
how the fuck does iran not have the ability to produce short...
Self-absorbed greedy step-uncle's house
  09/18/24
Bet your ass a lot of countries are going to want to make th...
black gaped hell
  09/18/24
wait, I can think of a solution
Self-absorbed greedy step-uncle's house
  09/18/24
Put Bezos and Musk in charge? I'd rather buy an Iranian phon...
black gaped hell
  09/18/24
another type of solution
Self-absorbed greedy step-uncle's house
  09/18/24
We don’t need temporary fixes
Territorial Orange Church Building Faggot Firefighter
  09/18/24
If we get them all, it wont be temp
poppy garrison
  09/19/24
Please join this month’s 360 blameless incident review...
cobalt station
  09/18/24
The blame is on Israel. Why would there be any internal fing...
black gaped hell
  09/18/24
WHOOOOOSH!!!!!
Territorial Orange Church Building Faggot Firefighter
  09/18/24
TYFT I'm always happy as fuck to learn I'm the stupid one.
black gaped hell
  09/18/24
Imagine being Israel's IT guy.
black gaped hell
  09/18/24
Hamas' Head of IT probably getting approached by Hezbollah n...
Saffron dashing site
  09/19/24
Why wouldn't China offer to help, mossadcuck?
black gaped hell
  09/19/24
increase your IQ please
Saffron dashing site
  09/19/24
lol@ blown out mossadcucks. You got nuthin but recycled gene...
black gaped hell
  09/19/24
Great relocation package, revenue share, only two days requi...
Territorial Orange Church Building Faggot Firefighter
  09/19/24
exactly, starting to think it may be him behind all of this ...
Saffron dashing site
  09/19/24
He just updated his LinkedIn: https://x.com/cremieuxrecueil/...
Territorial Orange Church Building Faggot Firefighter
  09/19/24
u poasted the wrong link
black gaped hell
  09/19/24
Bro, how dumb are you, for real?
Territorial Orange Church Building Faggot Firefighter
  09/19/24
How many actual IT jerbs have u worked? It's zero.
black gaped hell
  09/19/24
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Saffron dashing site
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A Dick is Not Dispositive
  10/10/25


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Date: September 18th, 2024 11:05 AM
Author: Territorial Orange Church Building Faggot Firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2#48103439)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 11:07 AM
Author: white persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2#48103444)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 11:08 AM
Author: white persian

"Hey boss, what's this Friday meeting you've scheduled in the basement?"

"Just a small going away party, my friend"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2#48103447)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:10 PM
Author: Territorial Orange Church Building Faggot Firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2#48103856)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 11:09 AM
Author: bipolar costumed striped hyena

IT guy is definitely blaming the Procurement guy right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2#48103452)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 11:09 AM
Author: Cracking jet-lagged old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2#48103458)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:10 PM
Author: Flatulent curious theatre useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2#48103858)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:10 PM
Author: Blue stage place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2#48103859)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:12 PM
Author: Territorial Orange Church Building Faggot Firefighter

“I have a long relationship with this supplier.”

The supplier: https://images.app.goo.gl/FEqE3jTj993P9KUw6

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2#48103875)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:12 PM
Author: orchid private investor factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2#48103881)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:19 PM
Author: Underhanded wrinkle

"We only got one bid and exec told us to get it done ASAP."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2#48103926)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:06 AM
Author: lavender degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2#48108458)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 11:09 AM
Author: Appetizing Coldplay Fan Property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2#48103453)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:11 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Hyperactive Death Wish

Hezzies yelling at Indian tech support, asks to be escalated to tier 2 support.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2#48103872)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:12 PM
Author: learning disabled stimulating fortuitous meteor state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2#48103885)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:23 PM
Author: irradiated den

"Hello Abdul, I am transferring you to our manager Jitender, mean Johnny... plz kindly hold saar"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2#48103955)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 8:50 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Hyperactive Death Wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2#48106467)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:03 PM
Author: black gaped hell

xo operating 40 IQ points below the people who are having this actual conversation. What a shame. What a surprise.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2#48106523)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:14 PM
Author: Concupiscible Red Deer Antler

Poor guy already had to take a job at Hez after getting canned as Apple's Chief of Security after the Fappening, and now this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2#48103894)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:20 PM
Author: Appetizing Coldplay Fan Property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2#48103931)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 1:40 PM
Author: Bright naked lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2#48104396)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 1:44 PM
Author: Saffron dashing site

PIP coming, no doubt about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2#48104428)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:44 PM
Author: Territorial Orange Church Building Faggot Firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2#48106716)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:45 PM
Author: black gaped hell

The last thing anyone is doing is firing the IT guys. It's absurd how fucking naive some of you people are.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2#48106721)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:48 PM
Author: Territorial Orange Church Building Faggot Firefighter

True. In corporate America his boss is dead and he is getting promoted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2#48106734)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:49 PM
Author: black gaped hell

1. He didn't fuck this up.

2. They need him to fix it. He's the most valuable man in Lebanon.

That's how things work in the real world, not in the fever dreams of Mossadcucks ITT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2#48106740)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 10:02 PM
Author: Territorial Orange Church Building Faggot Firefighter

The person who acquired the pagers did nothing wrong?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2#48106826)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 10:02 PM
Author: black gaped hell

The IT guy has better things to do than go shopping. If you order some shit from Amazon and UPS delivers a bomb to your door, do you blame yourself?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2#48106829)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 8:52 PM
Author: black gaped hell

Yeah imagine being the guy they ask to fix this shit. I would order all radios direct from Russia and China

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2#48106483)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 8:55 PM
Author: Self-absorbed greedy step-uncle's house

how the fuck does iran not have the ability to produce short range radios and pagers? they are cut off as fuck and trusting the Taiwanese not to fuck them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2#48106494)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 8:59 PM
Author: black gaped hell

Bet your ass a lot of countries are going to want to make their own shit after this. Israel made all 10 billion people on earth afraid of their own phones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2#48106512)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:05 PM
Author: Self-absorbed greedy step-uncle's house

wait, I can think of a solution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2#48106535)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:07 PM
Author: black gaped hell

Put Bezos and Musk in charge? I'd rather buy an Iranian phone even if I have to smuggle it illegally in my luggage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2#48106542)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:07 PM
Author: Self-absorbed greedy step-uncle's house

another type of solution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2#48106545)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:45 PM
Author: Territorial Orange Church Building Faggot Firefighter

We don’t need temporary fixes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2#48106720)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 11:01 AM
Author: poppy garrison

If we get them all, it wont be temp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2#48108667)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:04 PM
Author: cobalt station

Please join this month’s 360 blameless incident review meeting as we discuss best practices and guidelines related to vendor sourcing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2#48106528)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:05 PM
Author: black gaped hell

The blame is on Israel. Why would there be any internal fingerpointing within Hezbollah?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2#48106533)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:45 PM
Author: Territorial Orange Church Building Faggot Firefighter

WHOOOOOSH!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2#48106723)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:47 PM
Author: black gaped hell

TYFT I'm always happy as fuck to learn I'm the stupid one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2#48106727)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:48 PM
Author: black gaped hell

Imagine being Israel's IT guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2#48106732)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:04 AM
Author: Saffron dashing site

Hamas' Head of IT probably getting approached by Hezbollah now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2#48108444)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:05 AM
Author: black gaped hell

Why wouldn't China offer to help, mossadcuck?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2#48108452)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:59 AM
Author: Saffron dashing site

increase your IQ please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2#48108660)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 11:05 AM
Author: black gaped hell

lol@ blown out mossadcucks. You got nuthin but recycled generic insults. Keep going \'\'\"\"\'\'\'\"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2#48108680)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:05 AM
Author: Territorial Orange Church Building Faggot Firefighter

Great relocation package, revenue share, only two days required in office.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2#48108456)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:59 AM
Author: Saffron dashing site

exactly, starting to think it may be him behind all of this 3D chess

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2#48108658)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 5:38 PM
Author: Territorial Orange Church Building Faggot Firefighter

He just updated his LinkedIn: https://x.com/cremieuxrecueil/status/1836517946769969492

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2#48110413)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 5:41 PM
Author: black gaped hell

u poasted the wrong link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2#48110427)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 5:43 PM
Author: Territorial Orange Church Building Faggot Firefighter

Bro, how dumb are you, for real?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2#48110432)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:21 PM
Author: black gaped hell

How many actual IT jerbs have u worked? It's zero.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2#48111463)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:20 PM
Author: Saffron dashing site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2#48111457)



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Date: October 10th, 2025 3:53 PM
Author: A Dick is Not Dispositive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2#49340186)