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Worse: Dabbing grease off pizza or cutting burger in half?

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Doobsian generalized bond
  07/09/12
Equally retarded
Exciting property
  08/10/22
Oh man, those are both bad. I think dabbing the grease is p...
rebellious apoplectic organic girlfriend
  07/09/12
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charismatic ruby mother hospital
  07/09/12
I cut my burgers in half. Not fast-food burgers, but if I'm...
vibrant factory reset button stage
  07/09/12
Are you male?
Doobsian generalized bond
  07/09/12
yeah. I don't like it when shit falls out of my burger. Cu...
vibrant factory reset button stage
  07/09/12
Do you do this to any non-FF burger? Like if you're at a BBQ...
Doobsian generalized bond
  07/09/12
lol, no, bro. If I'm at FF or standing at a BBQ drinking I'...
vibrant factory reset button stage
  07/09/12
do you mean cutting in half and eating one half only? if yes...
Translucent nudist kitty cat casino
  07/09/12
No, I mean cutting it and then eating both halves.
Doobsian generalized bond
  07/09/12
but that wouldn't take away anything from the burger akin to...
Translucent nudist kitty cat casino
  07/09/12
In a cut burger, the "second" half will be demonst...
Doobsian generalized bond
  07/09/12
sometimes massive overstuffed burgers have to be cut in half...
Wonderful Station
  07/09/12
>sometimes massive overstuffed burgers have to be cut in ...
Doobsian generalized bond
  07/09/12
they drip down your sleeve or big chunks of topping fall off...
Wonderful Station
  07/09/12
Do you completely avoid the kind of pizza where a half-teasp...
Doobsian generalized bond
  07/09/12
not entirely. i guess i eat pizza where the grease is sprea...
Wonderful Station
  07/09/12
i didn't realize the grease-dabbing was so looked down upon
Unhinged Sexy Tattoo
  07/09/12
I'm not sure it's universally looked down upon, but in my ex...
Doobsian generalized bond
  07/09/12
ignore the fat OP bro. dab that grease
Topaz exhilarant persian
  07/09/12
Many fat accusations flying around the bort today.
Doobsian generalized bond
  07/09/12
sometimes when my jaw unhinges and starts spasming painfully...
diverse copper stock car
  07/09/12
Dabbing is worse, and this isn't even close.
Violet cocky patrolman heaven
  07/09/12
cutting burger in half isn't even that bad
contagious home scourge upon the earth
  07/09/12
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charismatic ruby mother hospital
  07/09/12
Question for OP: why are you such a faggot? If people want ...
vibrant factory reset button stage
  07/09/12
(guy who does both)
Doobsian generalized bond
  07/09/12
stfu
contagious home scourge upon the earth
  07/09/12
180
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  07/13/12
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drunken emerald french chef mood
  03/04/25
When I pull up to a Jack in the Box, I always ask for my sou...
thriller nursing home trump supporter
  07/09/12
What about other burgers?
Doobsian generalized bond
  07/09/12
The Colossus (I think it is the Ultimate Cheeseburger now). ...
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  07/09/12
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  07/04/19
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charismatic ruby mother hospital
  07/13/12
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razzle zombie-like church building psychic
  07/04/19
I dab grease off pizza all the time. Bitch.
Stirring Deep Newt Office
  07/04/19
cr both are fine
Sooty flatulent ladyboy
  07/04/19
Never understood the point of cutting burger in half. It's ...
Lake Cerebral Double Fault
  07/04/19
Easier to fit the clean edge into mouth ime Also you migh...
Sooty flatulent ladyboy
  07/04/19
Burgers are gross as leftovers no matter how good they were ...
Fighting Balding Library
  03/04/25
lol kike
drunken emerald french chef mood
  03/04/25
This is how civilized gentlemen eat.
Greedy Pungent Potus
  07/04/19
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White tanning salon
  07/24/24
Grease dabbing—are you a 90 iq woman?
wild whorehouse
  07/24/24
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saffron well-lubricated becky
  09/22/24
i dont eat either because im not a slob
Tantric Pale Death Wish
  09/22/24
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Fighting Balding Library
  03/04/25
Burger in half wouldn't catch my eye. Now cutting a donut in...
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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:12 PM
Author: Doobsian generalized bond



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Date: August 10th, 2022 4:16 PM
Author: Exciting property

Equally retarded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#44994540)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:13 PM
Author: rebellious apoplectic organic girlfriend

Oh man, those are both bad. I think dabbing the grease is probably worse. Cutting the burger can just aid in the consumption; it doesn't change the flavor and consistency of the food.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048462)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:44 PM
Author: charismatic ruby mother hospital



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:14 PM
Author: vibrant factory reset button stage

I cut my burgers in half. Not fast-food burgers, but if I'm at a decent joint

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048465)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:15 PM
Author: Doobsian generalized bond

Are you male?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048471)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:16 PM
Author: vibrant factory reset button stage

yeah. I don't like it when shit falls out of my burger. Cutting in half is a pretty good solution to the problem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048480)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:20 PM
Author: Doobsian generalized bond

Do you do this to any non-FF burger? Like if you're at a BBQ and there are, say, 1/4 pound burgers, are you cutting them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048495)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:22 PM
Author: vibrant factory reset button stage

lol, no, bro. If I'm at FF or standing at a BBQ drinking I'll just down it.

But if I'm at a bistro taking charge of a delicious kobe beef burger, I cut that motherfucker in half

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048499)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:15 PM
Author: Translucent nudist kitty cat casino

do you mean cutting in half and eating one half only? if yes, then grease off pie; if no, then 2 halves of one burger equals said burger whole. QED.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048473)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:18 PM
Author: Doobsian generalized bond

No, I mean cutting it and then eating both halves.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048488)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:21 PM
Author: Translucent nudist kitty cat casino

but that wouldn't take away anything from the burger akin to dabbing of the cheese oil.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048498)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:22 PM
Author: Doobsian generalized bond

In a cut burger, the "second" half will be demonstrably colder when you get to it than it would had you kept it whole. Though the question is really more about your threshold for daintiness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048502)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:17 PM
Author: Wonderful Station

sometimes massive overstuffed burgers have to be cut in half. also, good pizza shouldn't have oily cheese.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048484)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:27 PM
Author: Doobsian generalized bond

>sometimes massive overstuffed burgers have to be cut in half.

Or else what?

>also, good pizza shouldn't have oily cheese.

Yes, but no one only eats "good" pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048524)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:40 PM
Author: Wonderful Station

they drip down your sleeve or big chunks of topping fall off.

i eat good pizza all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048576)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:41 PM
Author: Doobsian generalized bond

Do you completely avoid the kind of pizza where a half-teaspoon or so of grease accumulates on the surface?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048581)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:45 PM
Author: Wonderful Station

not entirely. i guess i eat pizza where the grease is spread evenly over the cheese and doesn't gather in puddles. so it makes no sense to sop it up. if i saw a large puddle of grease on my pizza i would sop it up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048603)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:18 PM
Author: Unhinged Sexy Tattoo

i didn't realize the grease-dabbing was so looked down upon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048490)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:23 PM
Author: Doobsian generalized bond

I'm not sure it's universally looked down upon, but in my experience it's one of those things everyone else at the table kind of stops and watches for a couple of seconds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048511)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:30 PM
Author: Topaz exhilarant persian

ignore the fat OP bro. dab that grease

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048536)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:32 PM
Author: Doobsian generalized bond

Many fat accusations flying around the bort today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048550)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: diverse copper stock car

sometimes when my jaw unhinges and starts spasming painfully i think i should have cut my burger in half. I never wish i was a pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048639)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:36 PM
Author: Violet cocky patrolman heaven

Dabbing is worse, and this isn't even close.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048755)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:37 PM
Author: contagious home scourge upon the earth

cutting burger in half isn't even that bad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048764)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:44 PM
Author: charismatic ruby mother hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048788)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:38 PM
Author: vibrant factory reset button stage

Question for OP: why are you such a faggot? If people want to cut their burgers in 1/2 or dab their pizza, how the fuck does it affect you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048765)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:39 PM
Author: Doobsian generalized bond

(guy who does both)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048771)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:43 PM
Author: contagious home scourge upon the earth

stfu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048786)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:47 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac national security agency laser beams

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048805)



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Date: July 13th, 2012 12:21 AM
Author: slippery turdskin school



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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: drunken emerald french chef mood



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:45 PM
Author: thriller nursing home trump supporter

When I pull up to a Jack in the Box, I always ask for my sourdough jack to be cut in half.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048794)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:45 PM
Author: Doobsian generalized bond

What about other burgers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048798)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:49 PM
Author: thriller nursing home trump supporter

The Colossus (I think it is the Ultimate Cheeseburger now). I could go to town on the tacos though brother. 180 all around with those tacos.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048818)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:28 PM
Author: razzle zombie-like church building psychic



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Date: July 13th, 2012 12:20 AM
Author: charismatic ruby mother hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21074852)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:27 PM
Author: razzle zombie-like church building psychic



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:27 PM
Author: Stirring Deep Newt Office

I dab grease off pizza all the time. Bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#38483223)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:32 PM
Author: Sooty flatulent ladyboy

cr both are fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#38483243)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:39 PM
Author: Lake Cerebral Double Fault

Never understood the point of cutting burger in half. It's not like it makes it thinner or easier to bite into. Often, cutting it just makes it easier for everything to slip out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#38483262)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:41 PM
Author: Sooty flatulent ladyboy

Easier to fit the clean edge into mouth ime

Also you might want to save the other half after eating half #1

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#38483266)



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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:42 PM
Author: Fighting Balding Library

Burgers are gross as leftovers no matter how good they were when first served.

should never be “saved” under any circumstances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#48714210)



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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: drunken emerald french chef mood

lol kike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#48714213)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:48 PM
Author: Greedy Pungent Potus

This is how civilized gentlemen eat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#38483284)



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Date: August 10th, 2022 4:15 PM
Author: electric boiling water ticket booth



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Date: July 24th, 2024 7:12 PM
Author: White tanning salon



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Date: July 24th, 2024 7:13 PM
Author: wild whorehouse

Grease dabbing—are you a 90 iq woman?

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Date: September 22nd, 2024 1:15 PM
Author: saffron well-lubricated becky



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Date: September 22nd, 2024 1:23 PM
Author: Tantric Pale Death Wish

i dont eat either because im not a slob

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#48119829)



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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:40 PM
Author: Fighting Balding Library



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Date: March 4th, 2025 4:56 PM
Author: Bateful Regret Electric Furnace

Burger in half wouldn't catch my eye. Now cutting a donut in half is ridiculously feminine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#48714418)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 3:05 PM
Author: learn to benchod



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