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video of Jonathan Franzen "hooping it up"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1N7Duq-rFc&feature=relat...
Hairraiser Sex Offender
  02/22/12
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Motley Ticket Booth Toilet Seat
  02/22/12
9:06 -- Franzen spastically shoots and bricks hilariously 1...
Vibrant Yapping Station
  02/22/12
man even the first sentence out of his mouth was absurd
Cracking haunting school cafeteria marketing idea
  02/22/12
cr. the woman keeps looking more and more disturbed as th...
Vibrant Yapping Station
  02/22/12
just threw up in my mouth a lot
stimulating scourge upon the earth newt
  02/22/12
I found the Corrections to be a lot of fun. I can't get thro...
Primrose excitant liquid oxygen lay
  02/22/12
rate Franzen's jump shot, bro
Vibrant Yapping Station
  02/22/12
I'm not watching the entire video. He seems like a miserable...
Primrose excitant liquid oxygen lay
  02/22/12
u jelly
Vibrant Yapping Station
  02/22/12
did u try Freedom? I like the Corrections fine but haven't c...
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Cracking haunting school cafeteria marketing idea
  02/23/12
Thanks for sharing. The picture of the room is astonishing ...
Chartreuse University Affirmative Action
  02/23/12
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Cracking haunting school cafeteria marketing idea
  02/23/12
that comment was posted by Franzen
Hairraiser Sex Offender
  02/23/12
how someone can write a comment like this and not eat a bull...
odious greedy casino
  01/20/13
HOLY FUCKING SHIT. WHY DOES THIS PERSON EXIST. IS GOD PLAYIN...
french irradiated gas station ceo
  02/23/12
franzen often says he was popular in high school, i have a h...
Cracking haunting school cafeteria marketing idea
  02/23/12
Credited, one look at his jump shot in gym class would have ...
opaque spectacular nursing home juggernaut
  02/23/12
he looks like he wasn't allowed outside as a child, i'm not ...
Cracking haunting school cafeteria marketing idea
  02/23/12
this is the greatest thing about Franzen. he is an egotist. ...
Hairraiser Sex Offender
  02/23/12
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Cracking haunting school cafeteria marketing idea
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Appetizing incel
  02/25/12
its crazy how unlikable he is
Frozen white party of the first part crackhouse
  02/25/12
cr
Cyan lodge pisswyrm
  05/17/12
*writes a book about a basketball player* *cannot even boun...
Hairraiser Sex Offender
  02/25/12
U mad Chabon?
razzle keepsake machete weed whacker
  02/12/13
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Cracking haunting school cafeteria marketing idea
  03/31/12
god fucking damn it
wine turdskin idea he suggested
  03/31/12
great american novelist
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dun boltzmann
  10/26/12
goddamn u franzen
Hairraiser Sex Offender
  10/26/12
Absolutely astonished at how much I don't like him
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galvanic address
  11/20/12
i don't understand franzen's self-concept, how he sees himse...
galvanic address
  11/20/12
how DOES he see himself?
french irradiated gas station ceo
  01/13/13
highly intellectual, "voice of a generation" for s...
Cyan lodge pisswyrm
  01/13/13
Really dont like that guy
federal ivory volcanic crater kitchen
  01/19/13
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Cracking haunting school cafeteria marketing idea
  01/20/13
is franzen a crypto racist? i don't have his books in front ...
offensive tripping hell ape
  01/20/13
At the same time, one strongly senses that the descriptions ...
wild godawful business firm mental disorder
  02/12/13
BOOOOOOOOOO!!!! BOOOOOOOOOO!!!! C'mon guys let's drown h...
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Gold nighttime pistol
  02/24/17
lmao, forgot how funny this video is
razzle keepsake machete weed whacker
  02/24/17
lol wtf get off the court son
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Date: February 22nd, 2012 12:13 PM
Author: Hairraiser Sex Offender

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1N7Duq-rFc&feature=related

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Date: February 22nd, 2012 12:14 PM
Author: Motley Ticket Booth Toilet Seat



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 10:58 PM
Author: Vibrant Yapping Station

9:06 -- Franzen spastically shoots and bricks hilariously

11:50 -- Franzen still dribbling his basketball down the streets of Manhattan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2#20032167)



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 10:59 PM
Author: Cracking haunting school cafeteria marketing idea

man even the first sentence out of his mouth was absurd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2#20032173)



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:05 PM
Author: Vibrant Yapping Station

cr.

the woman keeps looking more and more disturbed as the interview goes on. Franzen refuses to make eye contact with her. she stares quizically during his meandering disquisitions with an expression that seems to ask "who is this jackass?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2#20032225)



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:03 PM
Author: stimulating scourge upon the earth newt

just threw up in my mouth a lot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2#20032199)



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:04 PM
Author: Primrose excitant liquid oxygen lay

I found the Corrections to be a lot of fun. I can't get through his latest book. Just not that interesting.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2#20032208)



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:05 PM
Author: Vibrant Yapping Station

rate Franzen's jump shot, bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2#20032229)



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:06 PM
Author: Primrose excitant liquid oxygen lay

I'm not watching the entire video. He seems like a miserable person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2#20032239)



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:08 PM
Author: Vibrant Yapping Station

u jelly

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Date: December 13th, 2015 11:30 PM
Author: silver bateful stead private investor

did u try Freedom? I like the Corrections fine but haven't checked out either of those



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2#29374094)



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 5:32 AM
Author: Cracking haunting school cafeteria marketing idea



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 7:05 AM
Author: Chartreuse University Affirmative Action

Thanks for sharing.

The picture of the room is astonishing but it really explains, no words needed, the depths Franzen is reaching in his books. I also I like his ability to dwell in the present moment (especially dialogues between characters but other situations too) - I think those are the most attractive and "alive" parts in a book - and this room seems to give him the absolute silence - in every sense - to listen patiently to those frail moments and write them so perceptively.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2#20033789)



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 6:21 PM
Author: Cracking haunting school cafeteria marketing idea



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 9:52 PM
Author: Hairraiser Sex Offender

that comment was posted by Franzen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2#20039402)



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Date: January 20th, 2013 4:06 AM
Author: odious greedy casino

how someone can write a comment like this and not eat a bullet immediately after is a mystery to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2#22466908)



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 9:55 PM
Author: french irradiated gas station ceo

HOLY FUCKING SHIT. WHY DOES THIS PERSON EXIST. IS GOD PLAYING A JOKE ON US.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2#20039431)



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 10:02 PM
Author: Cracking haunting school cafeteria marketing idea

franzen often says he was popular in high school, i have a hard time believing it with a jump shot like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2#20039501)



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 10:07 PM
Author: opaque spectacular nursing home juggernaut

Credited, one look at his jump shot in gym class would have killed any attraction a girl might have had for him and all respect from bros.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2#20039555)



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 10:08 PM
Author: Cracking haunting school cafeteria marketing idea

he looks like he wasn't allowed outside as a child, i'm not kidding

i'm no athlete but i can shoot a basketball without looking like an alien

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2#20039565)



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 10:13 PM
Author: Hairraiser Sex Offender

this is the greatest thing about Franzen. he is an egotist. in this video he trashes his ex-wife, basically saying that they divorced because she was jealous of his writing ability. lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2#20039620)



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Date: February 24th, 2017 9:56 AM
Author: Cracking haunting school cafeteria marketing idea



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Date: February 25th, 2012 2:02 AM
Author: Appetizing incel



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Date: February 25th, 2012 2:21 AM
Author: Frozen white party of the first part crackhouse

its crazy how unlikable he is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2#20048894)



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Date: May 17th, 2012 12:33 AM
Author: Cyan lodge pisswyrm

cr

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Date: February 25th, 2012 2:23 AM
Author: Hairraiser Sex Offender

*writes a book about a basketball player*

*cannot even bounce a basketball*

*is Franzen*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2#20048906)



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Date: February 12th, 2013 5:26 PM
Author: razzle keepsake machete weed whacker

U mad Chabon?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2#22624435)



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Date: March 31st, 2012 3:47 AM
Author: Cracking haunting school cafeteria marketing idea



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Date: March 31st, 2012 5:19 AM
Author: wine turdskin idea he suggested

god fucking damn it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2#20351915)



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Date: October 26th, 2012 3:34 AM
Author: Cracking haunting school cafeteria marketing idea

great american novelist

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Date: October 26th, 2012 3:34 AM
Author: dun boltzmann



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Date: October 26th, 2012 3:41 AM
Author: Hairraiser Sex Offender

goddamn u franzen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2#21889667)



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Date: November 20th, 2012 10:44 PM
Author: federal ivory volcanic crater kitchen

Absolutely astonished at how much I don't like him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2#22086662)



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Date: November 20th, 2012 10:48 PM
Author: galvanic address



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Date: November 20th, 2012 10:49 PM
Author: galvanic address

i don't understand franzen's self-concept, how he sees himself. i hate his books, but i'm fascinated by him psychologically.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2#22086688)



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Date: January 13th, 2013 5:49 PM
Author: french irradiated gas station ceo

how DOES he see himself?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2#22425626)



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Date: January 13th, 2013 5:51 PM
Author: Cyan lodge pisswyrm

highly intellectual, "voice of a generation" for seattle/SF/brooklyn latte \-sippers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2#22425633)



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Date: January 19th, 2013 9:58 PM
Author: federal ivory volcanic crater kitchen

Really dont like that guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2#22465673)



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Date: January 20th, 2013 4:11 AM
Author: Cracking haunting school cafeteria marketing idea



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Date: January 20th, 2013 4:54 AM
Author: offensive tripping hell ape

is franzen a crypto racist? i don't have his books in front of me, but i was thinking about this recently.

in The Corrections there is a strange group of passages where the narrator seems to ridicule the work of the woman who grows fresh vegetable gardens w/ inner-city black kids. he basically says: "these kids are too fucking stupid to appreciate middle class values, and this person doesn't realize the futility of her work." then he turns her into one of the most pathetic, debased characters in modern fiction, whose downfall it is suggested is brought about by her essential naivete (referring back to her judgment re: the inner city kids).

then in Freedom, there is the protagonist's father, Ray, a wealthy lawyer who defends indigent minorities. he is portrayed as massively condescending and hateful towards his clients - though at the same time explaining to his daughter that they are innocent victims of the system. his minority clients are characterized as buffoons, whom Ray, the prosecutor, and the Judge (all white) cannot help joining together to laugh at in one scene. confusingly, the novel uses, for this character's final redemption, the image of dozens of these black people and their families, heads bowed, filing silently and reverently into the *BACK* (the symbolism) of the church at his funeral - like they are straight out of To Kill a Mockingbird.

the elite east coast lawyer is glorified and the blacks are kept firmly in their place, as objects of charity that is an instrument for self-aggrandizement of the white elites.

his portrayal of the Indian girl in Freedom has also been called racist, for being so laughably 1-dimensional.

these are the only minorities in any of his books.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2#22466947)



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Date: February 12th, 2013 5:38 PM
Author: wild godawful business firm mental disorder

At the same time, one strongly senses that the descriptions of the Indian girl in Freedom are Franzen just transcribing one of his own obsessive imperialist pedo-crushes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2#22624538)



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Date: January 31st, 2013 8:44 PM
Author: Cyan lodge pisswyrm

BOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

BOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

C'mon guys let's drown him out

BOOOOOOOOO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2#22544225)



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Date: February 12th, 2013 5:13 PM
Author: federal ivory volcanic crater kitchen



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Date: November 18th, 2014 7:31 AM
Author: Garnet balding dog poop temple



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Date: December 13th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: Henna Territorial Macaca Regret



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Date: February 24th, 2017 9:52 AM
Author: Gold nighttime pistol



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Date: February 24th, 2017 10:37 AM
Author: razzle keepsake machete weed whacker

lmao, forgot how funny this video is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2#32690634)



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Date: February 24th, 2017 10:43 AM
Author: tantric stirring principal's office striped hyena

lol wtf get off the court son

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2#32690677)



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Date: December 7th, 2021 8:08 PM
Author: Gold nighttime pistol



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Date: June 22nd, 2024 9:46 PM
Author: snowy fighting elastic band national



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Date: February 26th, 2026 6:45 PM
Author: Judas Jones



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