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with soccer offsides rule, why doesn't defender hang out at 50yd line whole game
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Date: July 20th, 2026 9:48 AM Author: michael doodikoff just have all the defensive players hang out around the 40-50yd line, then no offensive players can take any close shots due to the "off sides" rule and the goalie can easily pick off any super long goal attempts. Why don't these idiotic euro and south american teams figure this out (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884408&forum_id=2#50011564) |
Date: July 20th, 2026 9:51 AM Author: sol rosenberg soccer is eurofag socialism/loserdom manifested in the form of a sport so they play according to decorum standards instead of actually trying to win. they could just make the game 8 on 8 and put in a shot clock and all of a sudden it would be not gay (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884408&forum_id=2#50011568) |
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Date: July 20th, 2026 9:56 AM Author: Butt Penis (✅🍑) they should also introduce tackling (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884408&forum_id=2#50011584) |
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Date: July 20th, 2026 11:34 AM Author: sol rosenberg they should have automated sprinklers that go off once or twice per half during play to mix things up. problem is these third world shitholes are too poor for that type of shit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884408&forum_id=2#50011878) |
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Date: July 20th, 2026 12:12 PM Author: Butt Penis (✅🍑) I would enjoy this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884408&forum_id=2#50011976) |
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Date: July 20th, 2026 1:15 PM Author: sol rosenberg it would also solve the "hydration break" situation (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884408&forum_id=2#50012134) |
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Date: July 20th, 2026 9:52 AM Author: chandler (retired) The best teams typically do have defenders pretty far up when they have the ball, they just retreat immediately upon possession changes because one fast striker behind the line would be a horrific mistake (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884408&forum_id=2#50011570) |
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Date: July 20th, 2026 9:53 AM Author: Brother Peter Dimond lol they wouldnt be taking long shots they just cant pass and would run right up near the goal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884408&forum_id=2#50011572) |
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Date: July 20th, 2026 11:19 AM Author: Bronus Swagner They should just change the rule so that you have to be completely behind the second-last defender to be offside. Seems like this would allow the vast majority of overturned goals to stand (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884408&forum_id=2#50011821) |
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Date: July 20th, 2026 11:19 AM Author: gibberish (?) What? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884408&forum_id=2#50011823) |
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Date: July 20th, 2026 11:56 AM Author: .,.,.,.,.,...,.,,.,,.....,.,..,.,,...,.,.,,...,. because if the opposing team is on par/evenly matched with you, your defenders will constantly be in foot races/breakaways where the chance of fouls and goals greatly increases. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884408&forum_id=2#50011930) |
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Date: July 20th, 2026 12:17 PM Author: Doggy Suicide (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884408&forum_id=2#50011986) |
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Date: July 20th, 2026 12:18 PM Author: Doggy Suicide Because the attack can just play an easy through ball into the huge gap behind the defense and run onto it. So long as the attacker starts his run in an on side position he can run behind. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884408&forum_id=2#50011987) |
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Date: July 20th, 2026 12:37 PM Author: Darnell didn't you watch the end of any game where a team is trying to desperately score? they'll throw all their players way up the field making them very susceptible to counterattacks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884408&forum_id=2#50012032) |
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Date: July 20th, 2026 1:17 PM Author: sol rosenberg no one can watch these twitter videos anymore you dumbass (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884408&forum_id=2#50012141) |
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Date: July 20th, 2026 12:56 PM Author: the wife guy cinematic universe I played pickup games full 11 on 11 with no offside rule and it ends up being boring af, defenders have to sit way back and neither side can get any attack going at all (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884408&forum_id=2#50012091) |
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Date: July 20th, 2026 1:15 PM Author: Unakite Thirteen Hotel That's how it almost always works when there's no offside rule. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884408&forum_id=2#50012132) |
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Date: July 20th, 2026 1:16 PM Author: Brother Peter Dimond cr sometimes sucks seeing it get called to take away a score like holding or PI in football but its a rule for a reason. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884408&forum_id=2#50012136) |
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Date: July 20th, 2026 9:09 PM Author: Doggy Suicide (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884408&forum_id=2#50013247) |
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Date: July 21st, 2026 4:17 PM Author: Brother Peter Dimond has doodikoff poasted since this? pretty funny thread but he never responded (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884408&forum_id=2#50014740) |