Date: December 17th, 2025 6:18 PM
Author: nude gunner (gunneratttt)
*audience laughs*
"He says he bought him and he can do what he wants. Is that how it works? Let's say a buy a woman a dress...
*audience laughs anticipating*
"Do I now have the legal right to rip it off any time I please? Tear it to shreds?"
*audience chuckles*
[ponders] "Maybe Spaceporn is onto something... So what, I should look for the most destructible clothing? Do you think when he called Korea he asked for the most rapeable child?"
*audience laughs*
[mimicking squeaky, nebbish Spaceporn voice] "Annyeong! Yes, I'm looking for a boy, medium sized, keeps quiet, quiet as they come, and oh yeah, really durable anus."
*audience guffaws*
Bowm-bowm-bowm-bowm, pop-pop, bwip-bwip!
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811473&forum_id=2#49517660)