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Can u handle this BBW USC MBA student who copped a 7 fig trapeze settlement?

HONK HONK! https://www.marshall.usc.edu/people/jill-johns...
Orchid Rigpig
  01/13/26
https://www.marshall.usc.edu/personnel/joseph-priester
mint territorial whorehouse newt
  01/13/26
At the time of the accident, Johnson was 33 years old and we...
mint territorial whorehouse newt
  01/13/26
lmao, that's a critical detail. I was envisioning some fat ...
spruce low-t principal's office skinny woman
  01/13/26
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mint territorial whorehouse newt
  01/13/26
same. 340 lbs is like two people.
Plum Ticket Booth Pocket Flask
  01/13/26
he was a professor of marketing
arrogant yarmulke stage
  01/13/26
To die in this sordid way, quartered like some low thief. ...
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  01/13/26
Thats only 2 mochas frapp per day
Vibrant pink generalized bond dilemma
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comical property
  01/13/26
the problem with modern feminized jewified society is that t...
Thirsty rebellious scourge upon the earth digit ratio
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mint territorial whorehouse newt
  01/13/26
They don't rally explain the injury. Ahe compound fractured ...
claret idiotic hall
  01/13/26
fat greedy retards like this (and the plaintiffs’ lawy...
chocolate fat ankles background story
  01/13/26
Rate the all LOLoyla legal team for the BBW https://www...
Orchid Rigpig
  01/13/26
sheri chosen to do a demo of the trapeze for the jury by the...
mint territorial whorehouse newt
  01/13/26
Kabateck is the real deal. but i guess he isn't on this case...
Cracking rusted university
  01/13/26
Kabateck & Karlstack LLP
mint territorial whorehouse newt
  01/13/26
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comical property
  01/13/26
i'm normally skeptical of these suits, but it's kind of hard...
Cowardly fuchsia clown
  01/13/26
maybe you've landed on something
mint territorial whorehouse newt
  01/13/26
irl let’s see what unfolds
Orchid Rigpig
  01/13/26
or, in this case, folds-- i.e., her tibia
yellow locus
  01/13/26
U to your Bumble date: “You are in great shape, and th...
racy casino crotch
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Orchid Rigpig
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mint territorial whorehouse newt
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comical property
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yellow locus
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Naked razzle lodge becky
  01/13/26
(shallow hal)
Thirsty rebellious scourge upon the earth digit ratio
  01/13/26
https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/853/570/842...
Zombie-like stimulating menage liquid oxygen
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redpilled tradcath nietzschean eugenicist girldad
  06/11/26
non-M7 MBAs are a total clownshow
Demanding Galvanic Orchestra Pit Reading Party
  01/13/26
USC MBAs DOMINATE the newport beach rooftop scene
mint territorial whorehouse newt
  01/13/26
*Santa Monica trapeze scene
Zombie-like stimulating menage liquid oxygen
  01/13/26
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mint territorial whorehouse newt
  01/13/26
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racy casino crotch
  01/13/26
Regardless of what the prof told the bitch, women have no ag...
cobalt corner
  01/13/26
the professor looks just like u imagine https://www.marshall...
cobalt corner
  01/13/26
ghastly
comical property
  01/13/26
i poasted this pic 5 hrs ago, asshole
mint territorial whorehouse newt
  01/13/26
ljl at paying $80k whatever a year tuiton for a furking MBA ...
cobalt corner
  01/13/26
imagine a person in China reading this news story. how do yo...
Thirsty rebellious scourge upon the earth digit ratio
  01/13/26
...
mint territorial whorehouse newt
  01/13/26
in a REAL country -- like the US in the 1990s -- the video o...
yellow locus
  01/13/26
i like how, in her telling, she absolutely nailed the perfor...
chocolate fat ankles background story
  01/13/26
a typical 340 lb woman can't hang from a bar for really any ...
Cowardly fuchsia clown
  01/13/26
best exit out of that MBA program in its history
up-to-no-good mustard church building
  01/13/26
she aced orthopedic catastrophic injury.
chocolate fat ankles background story
  01/13/26


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Date: January 13th, 2026 9:37 AM
Author: Orchid Rigpig

HONK HONK!

https://www.marshall.usc.edu/people/jill-johnson

https://mynewsla.com/business/2026/01/10/usc-to-pay-nearly-2-million-to-mba-student-injured-in-trapeze-exercise/

Johnson told the professor she was concerned about the school’s weight limit and whether she would be able to participate, but he replied, “You are in great shape, and the weight will not be an issue,” the suit stated.

Priester knew that Johnson exceeded the 205-pound weight limit, but still encouraged her to participate, the suit stated.

During the second of two exercises, Johnson swung forward, then back, then forward again and tucked her legs and landed on the net after completing the back flip, but she felt one leg crumple beneath her, could not stand and saw blood pouring out of her leg, according to the suit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2#49585697)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 9:42 AM
Author: mint territorial whorehouse newt

https://www.marshall.usc.edu/personnel/joseph-priester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2#49585701)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 9:47 AM
Author: mint territorial whorehouse newt

At the time of the accident, Johnson was 33 years old and weighed about 340 pounds.

https://mynewsla.com/crime/2025/08/03/usc-professor-cant-escape-former-mba-students-trapeze-injury-suit/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2#49585707)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 10:22 AM
Author: spruce low-t principal's office skinny woman

lmao, that's a critical detail. I was envisioning some fat fuck who was 210 pounds and only technically over the weight limit. This prof really told some 340 pound whale she was in great shape and to go for it? She must be eating 3500 calories a day to maintain that mass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2#49585774)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 10:30 AM
Author: mint territorial whorehouse newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2#49585783)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: Plum Ticket Booth Pocket Flask

same. 340 lbs is like two people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2#49586373)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 1:45 PM
Author: arrogant yarmulke stage

he was a professor of marketing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2#49586395)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:33 PM
Author: Zombie-like stimulating menage liquid oxygen

To die in this sordid way, quartered like some low thief.

Shame!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2#49586504)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:06 PM
Author: Vibrant pink generalized bond dilemma

Thats only 2 mochas frapp per day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2#49586432)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:42 PM
Author: comical property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2#49586531)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 3:19 PM
Author: Thirsty rebellious scourge upon the earth digit ratio

the problem with modern feminized jewified society is that there is no other response to when a 340 lbs woman asks you if she is good to participate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2#49586631)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 3:22 PM
Author: mint territorial whorehouse newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2#49586641)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 9:52 AM
Author: claret idiotic hall

They don't rally explain the injury. Ahe compound fractured her leg?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2#49585714)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 9:57 AM
Author: chocolate fat ankles background story

fat greedy retards like this (and the plaintiffs’ lawyers who enable them) are the reason the entire country is a soulless, foam-padded, guardrailed daycare.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2#49585724)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 1:21 PM
Author: Orchid Rigpig

Rate the all LOLoyla legal team for the BBW

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https://www.kbklawyers.com/results/stephanie-charlin/

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2#49586342)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: mint territorial whorehouse newt

sheri chosen to do a demo of the trapeze for the jury by their accident reconstruction expert

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2#49586365)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: Cracking rusted university

Kabateck is the real deal. but i guess he isn't on this case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2#49586371)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 1:55 PM
Author: mint territorial whorehouse newt

Kabateck & Karlstack LLP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2#49586411)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:41 PM
Author: comical property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2#49586530)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: Cowardly fuchsia clown

i'm normally skeptical of these suits, but it's kind of hard to see why anyone would encourage a 340 lb woman to do trapeze except out of a morbid desire to see a gruesome accident

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2#49586405)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 1:55 PM
Author: mint territorial whorehouse newt

maybe you've landed on something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2#49586413)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:30 PM
Author: Orchid Rigpig

irl let’s see what unfolds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2#49586485)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:46 PM
Author: yellow locus

or, in this case, folds-- i.e., her tibia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2#49586540)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: racy casino crotch

U to your Bumble date: “You are in great shape, and the weight will not be an issue”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2#49586406)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:08 PM
Author: Orchid Rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2#49586435)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:08 PM
Author: mint territorial whorehouse newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2#49586436)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:41 PM
Author: comical property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2#49586528)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:47 PM
Author: yellow locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2#49586542)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 3:15 PM
Author: Naked razzle lodge becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2#49586618)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 3:19 PM
Author: Thirsty rebellious scourge upon the earth digit ratio

(shallow hal)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2#49586632)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 3:20 PM
Author: Zombie-like stimulating menage liquid oxygen

https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/853/570/842.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2#49586635)



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Date: June 11th, 2026 11:00 AM
Author: redpilled tradcath nietzschean eugenicist girldad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2#49930381)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:32 PM
Author: Demanding Galvanic Orchestra Pit Reading Party

non-M7 MBAs are a total clownshow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2#49586495)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:34 PM
Author: mint territorial whorehouse newt

USC MBAs DOMINATE the newport beach rooftop scene

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2#49586507)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:36 PM
Author: Zombie-like stimulating menage liquid oxygen

*Santa Monica trapeze scene

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2#49586512)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:37 PM
Author: mint territorial whorehouse newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2#49586513)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 3:24 PM
Author: racy casino crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2#49586645)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:41 PM
Author: cobalt corner

Regardless of what the prof told the bitch, women have no agency so even at 340 pounds there's no way they cld make the independent decision that maybe its not a good idea to bounce off a trapaze with a 205 pound weight limit. the Patriarchy and rapant SEXISM in the trapeze industry precludes them from doing this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2#49586526)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:41 PM
Author: cobalt corner

the professor looks just like u imagine https://www.marshall.usc.edu/personnel/joseph-priester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2#49586529)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:42 PM
Author: comical property

ghastly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2#49586534)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:50 PM
Author: mint territorial whorehouse newt

i poasted this pic 5 hrs ago, asshole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2#49586551)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:43 PM
Author: cobalt corner

ljl at paying $80k whatever a year tuiton for a furking MBA and the school requiring a trapeze performance, US education system is so furking clown

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2#49586535)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 3:21 PM
Author: Thirsty rebellious scourge upon the earth digit ratio

imagine a person in China reading this news story. how do you say "so much to unpack" in Chinese?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2#49586639)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 3:22 PM
Author: mint territorial whorehouse newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2#49586643)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:48 PM
Author: yellow locus

in a REAL country -- like the US in the 1990s -- the video of this would have shown up on America's Funniest Home Videos. A literal laugh riot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2#49586546)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 4:24 PM
Author: chocolate fat ankles background story

i like how, in her telling, she absolutely nailed the performance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2#49586805)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: Cowardly fuchsia clown

a typical 340 lb woman can't hang from a bar for really any time at all so i'm unsure what the exercise was

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2#49587357)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 6:30 PM
Author: up-to-no-good mustard church building

best exit out of that MBA program in its history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2#49587066)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 6:35 PM
Author: chocolate fat ankles background story

she aced orthopedic catastrophic injury.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2#49587079)