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a day in the life of a Snail: an original XO Choose Your Own Adventure Novel

You don't have any work today because you basically only wor...
Scarlet idea he suggested menage
  12/29/15
b!
purple fluffy dopamine rehab
  12/29/15
C
Peach Up-to-no-good Skinny Woman Institution
  12/29/15
...
adulterous ladyboy corner
  12/29/15
c
Impertinent brass spot
  12/29/15
a
dashing pink lodge
  12/29/15
a
Garnet Well-lubricated Coffee Pot
  12/29/15
Next chapter please
purple fluffy dopamine rehab
  12/29/15
I can', A & B ar tied :(
Scarlet idea he suggested menage
  12/29/15
...
adulterous ladyboy corner
  12/29/15
Fine I change my vote to A.
purple fluffy dopamine rehab
  12/29/15
a provides nutrition and wont let you starve
Bateful Dead Legal Warrant French Chef
  12/29/15
...
adulterous ladyboy corner
  12/29/15
?
Bateful Dead Legal Warrant French Chef
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...
adulterous ladyboy corner
  12/29/15
You lug the turkey chili home as you wonder what it would fe...
Scarlet idea he suggested menage
  12/29/15
...
adulterous ladyboy corner
  12/29/15
c for sure
Bateful Dead Legal Warrant French Chef
  12/29/15
C
Garnet Well-lubricated Coffee Pot
  12/29/15
c
flickering know-it-all kitchen
  12/29/15
Xo
Peach Up-to-no-good Skinny Woman Institution
  12/29/15
chaturbate
Cyan soul-stirring voyeur
  12/30/15
C!
purple fluffy dopamine rehab
  12/29/15
NEXT CHAPTER
purple fluffy dopamine rehab
  12/29/15
everyone in this thread unzips.
crawly locale
  12/29/15
...
adulterous ladyboy corner
  12/29/15
...
Peach Up-to-no-good Skinny Woman Institution
  12/29/15
Did they turn off Snailmo's electricity?
flickering know-it-all kitchen
  12/29/15
no, i think he found a job, and a girlfriend
180 insanely creepy kitty
  12/29/15
lol ouch
Vigorous shitlib toaster
  12/30/15
he is busy doing tinychat
Bateful Dead Legal Warrant French Chef
  12/29/15
...
Doobsian sienna dragon
  12/30/15
...
adulterous ladyboy corner
  12/30/15
Topic has amazing potential.
Deranged ape mad-dog skullcap
  12/30/15
You log into chaturbate in order to watch a session of some ...
Scarlet idea he suggested menage
  12/30/15
2
Vigorous shitlib toaster
  12/30/15
I choose 2, sounds like a great opportunity to bash BOOMER s...
Deranged ape mad-dog skullcap
  12/30/15
police
Cyan soul-stirring voyeur
  12/30/15
1
Garnet Well-lubricated Coffee Pot
  12/30/15
lol r u like a genderfuluid snail or sth
Peach Up-to-no-good Skinny Woman Institution
  12/30/15
...
Peach Up-to-no-good Skinny Woman Institution
  01/02/16
4 and 180
flickering know-it-all kitchen
  12/30/15
Wake up and post please.
flickering know-it-all kitchen
  12/30/15
...
Peach Up-to-no-good Skinny Woman Institution
  12/30/15
18000000000000000000000000000000000
Saffron odious lay
  01/11/16
...
bull headed red locus famous landscape painting
  11/05/20
next chapter please!
crystalline haunted graveyard
  11/05/20
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bungulator
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Hilarious Gunner
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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:54 PM
Author: Scarlet idea he suggested menage

You don't have any work today because you basically only work two days out of seven at most. Instead, you are at the local grocery store, pondering how to use your EBT card.

Snow falls to the ground outside as you wish you could drink yourself silly, fall into a snow pile, and never wake up. The store has a pungent odor that one naturally associates with inner-city grocery stores.

Everything in the store reminds you that CAPITALISM is bullshit FRAUD AND LIES where proles fucking SCAVENGE to live when faggot parasite bankers and lawyers and eating out to celebrate RAPING this country and everyone in it. Kill all elites by tearing their limbs off with horses and their families too.

Anyways, you only have enough remaining on your EBT to purchase one of the three products on sale:

a) six cans of turkey chili

b) two liters of diet coke

c) a bunch of bananas

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2#29480960)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:56 PM
Author: purple fluffy dopamine rehab

b!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2#29480979)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:15 PM
Author: Peach Up-to-no-good Skinny Woman Institution

C

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2#29481594)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:55 PM
Author: adulterous ladyboy corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2#29480970)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:56 PM
Author: Impertinent brass spot

c

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2#29480973)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:56 PM
Author: dashing pink lodge

a

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2#29480975)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:57 PM
Author: Garnet Well-lubricated Coffee Pot

a

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2#29480989)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:11 PM
Author: purple fluffy dopamine rehab

Next chapter please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2#29481133)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:15 PM
Author: Scarlet idea he suggested menage

I can', A & B ar tied :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2#29481164)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:20 PM
Author: adulterous ladyboy corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2#29481212)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:21 PM
Author: purple fluffy dopamine rehab

Fine I change my vote to A.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2#29481216)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:22 PM
Author: Bateful Dead Legal Warrant French Chef

a

provides nutrition and wont let you starve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2#29481222)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:23 PM
Author: adulterous ladyboy corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2#29481225)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:30 PM
Author: Bateful Dead Legal Warrant French Chef

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2#29481285)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:31 PM
Author: adulterous ladyboy corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2#29481289)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:30 PM
Author: Scarlet idea he suggested menage

You lug the turkey chili home as you wonder what it would feel like if you shoved it all up your ass. Your death would be a slightly less humiliating than your actual "life".

Once you get home, you throw it all and start smacking it open with your broken can opener. It's broken because you got it from the Dollar Tree a year ago and you use it all the fucking time because you're too fucking depressed to cook FUCK OBAMA'S AMERICA.

After microwaving it, you douse it in tabasco sauce that you STOLE from Chipotle because LLJL fuck those shitlib faggots, it's so 180 to go at peak hour and just fucking steal sauce. You hope you get arrested one day because at least jail provides life structure.

While eating, you have four tabs open on the computer. None of them are XO. Which do you go on while eating your SHITchili

a) facebook

b) ashemaletv

c) chaturbate

d) drudgereport

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2#29481288)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:31 PM
Author: adulterous ladyboy corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2#29481296)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:32 PM
Author: Bateful Dead Legal Warrant French Chef

c for sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2#29481299)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:33 PM
Author: Garnet Well-lubricated Coffee Pot

C

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2#29481311)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:56 PM
Author: flickering know-it-all kitchen

c

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2#29481436)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:16 PM
Author: Peach Up-to-no-good Skinny Woman Institution

Xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2#29481600)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 12:58 AM
Author: Cyan soul-stirring voyeur

chaturbate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2#29482189)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:31 PM
Author: purple fluffy dopamine rehab

C!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2#29481291)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:51 PM
Author: purple fluffy dopamine rehab

NEXT CHAPTER

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2#29481403)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:00 PM
Author: crawly locale

everyone in this thread unzips.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2#29481469)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:15 PM
Author: adulterous ladyboy corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2#29481596)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:14 PM
Author: Peach Up-to-no-good Skinny Woman Institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2#29481589)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:33 PM
Author: flickering know-it-all kitchen

Did they turn off Snailmo's electricity?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2#29481713)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:39 PM
Author: 180 insanely creepy kitty

no, i think he found a job, and a girlfriend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2#29481748)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 12:41 AM
Author: Vigorous shitlib toaster

lol ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2#29482097)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:47 PM
Author: Bateful Dead Legal Warrant French Chef

he is busy doing tinychat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2#29481804)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 12:38 AM
Author: Doobsian sienna dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2#29482070)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 12:39 AM
Author: adulterous ladyboy corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2#29482079)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 12:40 AM
Author: Deranged ape mad-dog skullcap

Topic has amazing potential.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2#29482091)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:01 AM
Author: Scarlet idea he suggested menage

You log into chaturbate in order to watch a session of some dude that you've been following since you found his pictures on a /pol/ thread describing how DEGENERATE transexuals are. JFC shitlibs are really disgusting just trying to shove all of this trans shit down our throat. fuck Obama, we should drag out all media FAGGOTS from their home like that 180000 scene in the Dark Knight Arises where Bane39 takes over Gotham.

You shovel turkey chili in your mouth and you can't help stop thinking about Benzo's asshole and retching, so you put it away for a bit.

Instead, you decide to FURIOUSLY stroke your SPERMWYRM to the long-haired crossdresser on the stream as he seductively WIGGLES his puckered BUTTHOLE.

It is enjoyable and you can see the light at the end of the tunnel, until something horrifying pops out of his shirt. He has BREASTS now. Your wyrm reddens and shrinkens as you realize that he is now identifying as a "she" and has become taking hormones. In disgust, you throw off your Beats!(tm) headphones (they were a gift) and close the window. You zip up your pants angrily as yet another fine day RUINED by libs.

You decide to research more possible career paths that you will never accomplish while you finish your chili. What do you research?

1) Military

2) Police

3) Education

4) Computer Science

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2#29482203)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:03 AM
Author: Vigorous shitlib toaster

2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2#29482210)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:03 AM
Author: Deranged ape mad-dog skullcap

I choose 2, sounds like a great opportunity to bash BOOMER scum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2#29482211)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:08 AM
Author: Cyan soul-stirring voyeur

police

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2#29482227)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:09 AM
Author: Garnet Well-lubricated Coffee Pot

1

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2#29482232)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:49 AM
Author: Peach Up-to-no-good Skinny Woman Institution

lol r u like a genderfuluid snail or sth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2#29482337)



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Date: January 2nd, 2016 2:50 PM
Author: Peach Up-to-no-good Skinny Woman Institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2#29505583)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 2:02 AM
Author: flickering know-it-all kitchen

4 and 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2#29482377)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 11:26 AM
Author: flickering know-it-all kitchen

Wake up and post please.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2#29483717)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 11:10 PM
Author: Peach Up-to-no-good Skinny Woman Institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2#29488970)



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Date: January 11th, 2016 10:55 AM
Author: Saffron odious lay

18000000000000000000000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2#29570485)



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Date: November 5th, 2020 8:16 AM
Author: bull headed red locus famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2#41284039)



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Date: November 5th, 2020 8:22 AM
Author: crystalline haunted graveyard

next chapter please!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2#41284068)



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Date: December 13th, 2025 2:14 AM
Author: bungulator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2#49506318)



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Date: November 5th, 2020 8:34 AM
Author: Hilarious Gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2#41284137)