\
  The most prestigious law school admissions discussion board in the world.
BackRefresh Options Favorite

JPMorgan Turd "Victim" identified as Chirayu Rana (gorgeous Brahmin)

look @ that smile, dem Aryan teeth https://nypost.com/202...
vigorous disturbing wrinkle
  04/30/26
One colleague described Rana, a former basketball player and...
vigorous disturbing wrinkle
  04/30/26
his soccer pics, he's 6'0 WOW https://rutgersnewarkathlet...
vigorous disturbing wrinkle
  04/30/26
"Daniel J. Kaiser, the attorney listed on the New York ...
deranged private investor
  04/30/26
...
yellow public bath queen of the night
  04/30/26
Davis Polk AZNgirl Litigation Associate crying in laughter t...
vigorous disturbing wrinkle
  04/30/26
...
Bat Shit Crazy Parlor
  05/01/26
...
shimmering soul-stirring gas station gunner
  04/30/26
...
out-of-control depressive
  05/01/26
Lmao
Sienna Thriller Party Of The First Part Death Wish
  05/01/26
LMAO
Irradiated mental disorder
  04/30/26
jews? https://www.ksmlaw.com/our-people/
vigorous disturbing wrinkle
  04/30/26
Believe. Men.
adventurous mildly autistic jap
  04/30/26
...
razzmatazz sapphire genital piercing
  05/01/26
Shkreli is going to avenge his people being kicked out of In...
Misunderstood impertinent temple headpube
  04/30/26
What the fuck is he talking about? Why the fuck are these we...
Exhilarant brunch
  04/30/26
lol never realized he's albanian, now it makes sense why hes...
vigorous disturbing wrinkle
  05/01/26
Lmao at how the article did their best to make it sound like...
smoky heady fanboi persian
  04/30/26
if only this story wasn't the obvious fabrication of a repre...
Flushed insane indian lodge
  05/01/26
Do you guys just think he's lying because he's ugly? If so, ...
smoky heady fanboi persian
  05/01/26
‘I f***ing own you! I will make you pay… Do you...
Flushed insane indian lodge
  05/01/26
It definitely could be. But xoers talk like that about women...
smoky heady fanboi persian
  05/01/26
it's "possible" that michelle obama is a woman but...
Flushed insane indian lodge
  05/01/26
My judgment tells me she's a power-hungry psycho who fixated...
smoky heady fanboi persian
  05/01/26
and when this is confirmed beyond all doubt to be a hoax you...
Flushed insane indian lodge
  05/01/26
All I'm saying is that it could go either way.
smoky heady fanboi persian
  05/01/26
OK looks like it was BS. https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thre...
smoky heady fanboi persian
  05/01/26
u dumbfurks assume hes lying just cause hes a turd, but wtf ...
vigorous disturbing wrinkle
  05/01/26
what's more american than a turd and a kike teaming up to sh...
Flushed insane indian lodge
  05/01/26
"u dumbfurks assume hes lying just cause hes a turd, bu...
flatulent address
  05/01/26
Looked it up and it was filed in NY County Supreme. So yes, ...
flatulent address
  05/01/26
https://x.com/RichardHanania/status/2050058134778253328
adventurous mildly autistic jap
  04/30/26
Turns out he's NEPALESE, this changes EVERYTHING. Stop the A...
vigorous disturbing wrinkle
  05/01/26
is he half Jewish in that photo? one of the strangest lookin...
Floppy saffron station
  05/01/26
nepalese brahmins have veddy low AASI (south indian nigga DN...
vigorous disturbing wrinkle
  05/01/26
Cr, he definitely looks pure Aryan. had to rub my eyes for a...
Floppy saffron station
  05/01/26
imagine in him a nazi uniform but its a short miniskirt with...
vigorous disturbing wrinkle
  05/01/26
https://x.com/ILuvXiJinping/status/2050148057241506068
vigorous disturbing wrinkle
  05/01/26
Gorgeous dog
Brass Karate Nowag
  05/01/26
your account must get the weirdest followers
Bearded school cafeteria mexican
  05/01/26
...
Motley new version stead
  05/01/26
...
hideous crackhouse hissy fit
  05/01/26
how did he imagine he'd get away with such a wild lie? he co...
iridescent codepig
  05/01/26
https://x.com/i/status/2050275337247068344
buff lascivious plaza roast beef
  05/01/26
...
shimmering soul-stirring gas station gunner
  05/01/26
Autism Capital 🧩 @AutismCapital Joe Rogan, Shane Gill...
iridescent codepig
  05/01/26
Someone figured out that he has some initials denoting he's ...
vigorous disturbing wrinkle
  05/01/26
...
hideous crackhouse hissy fit
  05/01/26
why didn't he make plausible allegations
aromatic base sandwich
  05/01/26
He's got a great future as an actor if they decide to reboot...
Pea-brained location
  05/01/26


Poast new message in this thread



Reply Favorite

Date: April 30th, 2026 6:52 PM
Author: vigorous disturbing wrinkle

look @ that smile, dem Aryan teeth

https://nypost.com/2026/04/30/business/bombshell-jpmorgan-sex-harassment-suit-that-went-viral-branded-complete-fabrication-as-john-doe-accuser-unmasked/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2#49855250)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 30th, 2026 6:54 PM
Author: vigorous disturbing wrinkle

One colleague described Rana, a former basketball player and Rutgers graduate, as “socially awkward” but someone who “met the requirements” to remain at the bank.

someone who “met the requirements” to remain at the bank tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2#49855253)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 30th, 2026 6:56 PM
Author: vigorous disturbing wrinkle

his soccer pics, he's 6'0 WOW

https://rutgersnewarkathletics.com/sports/mens-soccer/roster/chirayu-rana/928



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2#49855258)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 30th, 2026 7:00 PM
Author: deranged private investor

"Daniel J. Kaiser, the attorney listed on the New York County Supreme Court docket as representing “John Doe”, did not return The Post’s calls seeking comment.

JPMorgan strongly denied all of the claims.

A bank spokesperson, said an internal probe by the bank’s HR department and outside counsel lasted only 45 minutes. "When we showed our counsel at Davis Polk photos of the individuals involved, they burst out laughing, as did everyone in the room."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2#49855269)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 30th, 2026 7:01 PM
Author: yellow public bath queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2#49855275)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 30th, 2026 7:02 PM
Author: vigorous disturbing wrinkle

Davis Polk AZNgirl Litigation Associate crying in laughter tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2#49855280)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 1st, 2026 5:51 AM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2#49856426)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 30th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: shimmering soul-stirring gas station gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2#49855780)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 1st, 2026 1:00 PM
Author: out-of-control depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2#49856947)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 1st, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: Sienna Thriller Party Of The First Part Death Wish

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2#49856968)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 30th, 2026 7:01 PM
Author: Irradiated mental disorder

LMAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2#49855273)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 30th, 2026 7:03 PM
Author: vigorous disturbing wrinkle

jews? https://www.ksmlaw.com/our-people/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2#49855283)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 30th, 2026 7:04 PM
Author: adventurous mildly autistic jap

Believe. Men.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2#49855287)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 1st, 2026 7:11 AM
Author: razzmatazz sapphire genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2#49856465)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 30th, 2026 9:26 PM
Author: Misunderstood impertinent temple headpube

Shkreli is going to avenge his people being kicked out of India 2000 years ago

https://x.com/martinshkreli/status/2050001122136293759

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2#49855747)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 30th, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: Exhilarant brunch

What the fuck is he talking about? Why the fuck are these weird freaks in America. Jfc go do your weird heathen shit in ur own countries I don’t wanna be exposed to this bullshit holy fuck I am so goddamn sick of fucking foreigners be they turd or “Shkreli” or whatever the fuck take that TTT shit away from my homeland kill all jews

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2#49855778)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 1st, 2026 2:48 AM
Author: vigorous disturbing wrinkle

lol never realized he's albanian, now it makes sense why hes such a fraud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2#49856360)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 30th, 2026 9:31 PM
Author: smoky heady fanboi persian

Lmao at how the article did their best to make it sound like it's debunked with the only evidence that she and her "allies" say it's a lie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2#49855764)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 1st, 2026 3:03 AM
Author: Flushed insane indian lodge

if only this story wasn't the obvious fabrication of a repressed, porn-obsessed turd full of resentment towards attractive whites forever out of his reach i wouldn't have to sympathize with the woman in this case

"my little brown boy" fucking LMAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2#49856363)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 1st, 2026 3:16 AM
Author: smoky heady fanboi persian

Do you guys just think he's lying because he's ugly? If so, you don't understand how these predators operate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2#49856367)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 1st, 2026 3:42 AM
Author: Flushed insane indian lodge

‘I f***ing own you! I will make you pay… Do you think you’re going to be in good standing if you do not have me in your corner,’ she allegedly said. ‘You really think [management]... want some Brown boy Indian leading Originations?... If you don’t f*** my brains out tonight, I’m going to sabotage your promotion.’

this is obviously written by a sexless indian male

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2#49856375)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 1st, 2026 3:46 AM
Author: smoky heady fanboi persian

It definitely could be. But xoers talk like that about women constantly; it's not crazy that one woman in the world would talk like that to a man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2#49856378)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 1st, 2026 4:49 AM
Author: Flushed insane indian lodge

it's "possible" that michelle obama is a woman but that's not permission to ignore the roar of your better judgment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2#49856402)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 1st, 2026 5:03 AM
Author: smoky heady fanboi persian

My judgment tells me she's a power-hungry psycho who fixated on this man. Like many people at the executive level, especially somewhere as prestigious as JPM, she's likely ruthless and cold-blooded. Maybe even more so than the men at that level.

Maybe she has a racial fetish or maybe she was trying to demean him by talking about his race. Maybe both. Maybe she found him attractive, maybe not. He is allegedly Tall and Athletic and she might not care about face as much.

You put those things together with an insane sex drive and you could easily get behavior like this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2#49856410)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 1st, 2026 5:16 AM
Author: Flushed insane indian lodge

and when this is confirmed beyond all doubt to be a hoax you can use this episode as a reminder of ur poverty of insight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2#49856413)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 1st, 2026 5:18 AM
Author: smoky heady fanboi persian

All I'm saying is that it could go either way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2#49856414)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 1st, 2026 1:03 PM
Author: smoky heady fanboi persian

OK looks like it was BS. https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861788&forum_id=2#49856920

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2#49856958)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 1st, 2026 4:27 AM
Author: vigorous disturbing wrinkle

u dumbfurks assume hes lying just cause hes a turd, but wtf wld his kike lolyer SIGN dat pleading, hes an OFFICER OF THE COURT, he knows scholarship and wld have been assured the allegations are sound

these dood is nepalese and their men are GORGEOUS, hes totally furkable, stop being a fag u know u wld if u cld

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2#49856393)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 1st, 2026 5:01 AM
Author: Flushed insane indian lodge

what's more american than a turd and a kike teaming up to shake down an american business

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2#49856409)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 1st, 2026 11:52 AM
Author: flatulent address

"u dumbfurks assume hes lying just cause hes a turd, but wtf wld his kike lolyer SIGN dat pleading, hes an OFFICER OF THE COURT, he knows scholarship and wld have been assured the allegations are sound"

His attorneys do look like a legit labor law firm (inasmuch as a plaintiff-side labor law firm can be). Was it filed in state or federal court. If state, lol you can file any nonsense without concern.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2#49856816)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 1st, 2026 11:58 AM
Author: flatulent address

Looked it up and it was filed in NY County Supreme. So yes, that makes it more likely it was horseshit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2#49856835)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 30th, 2026 11:44 PM
Author: adventurous mildly autistic jap

https://x.com/RichardHanania/status/2050058134778253328

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2#49856113)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 1st, 2026 3:14 AM
Author: vigorous disturbing wrinkle

Turns out he's NEPALESE, this changes EVERYTHING. Stop the Anti Indian Hate saars

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2#49856365)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 1st, 2026 3:16 AM
Author: Floppy saffron station

is he half Jewish in that photo? one of the strangest looking turds i've ever seen.

Morgan's Pallid Apoo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2#49856366)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 1st, 2026 4:28 AM
Author: vigorous disturbing wrinkle

nepalese brahmins have veddy low AASI (south indian nigga DNA). its funny in nepal sometimes u see ppl who look like pure aryans like these gorgeous guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2#49856394)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 1st, 2026 4:54 AM
Author: Floppy saffron station

Cr, he definitely looks pure Aryan. had to rub my eyes for a moment, thought it was Dolph Lundgren.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2#49856406)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 1st, 2026 5:33 AM
Author: vigorous disturbing wrinkle

imagine in him a nazi uniform but its a short miniskirt with high heels, im hard... asking grok to maek this right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2#49856421)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 1st, 2026 5:39 AM
Author: vigorous disturbing wrinkle

https://x.com/ILuvXiJinping/status/2050148057241506068

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2#49856424)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 1st, 2026 11:45 AM
Author: Brass Karate Nowag

Gorgeous dog

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2#49856802)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 1st, 2026 12:13 PM
Author: Bearded school cafeteria mexican

your account must get the weirdest followers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2#49856873)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 1st, 2026 12:11 PM
Author: Motley new version stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2#49856870)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 1st, 2026 2:58 PM
Author: hideous crackhouse hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2#49857225)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 1st, 2026 1:09 PM
Author: iridescent codepig

how did he imagine he'd get away with such a wild lie? he could have fashioned a much less exaggerated story and ridden the flame for a long time, if not to ultimate victory.

this is the rare case that may tempt a prosecutor to look for a way to nail him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2#49856971)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 1st, 2026 2:56 PM
Author: buff lascivious plaza roast beef

https://x.com/i/status/2050275337247068344

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2#49857219)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 1st, 2026 3:08 PM
Author: shimmering soul-stirring gas station gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2#49857283)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 1st, 2026 3:49 PM
Author: iridescent codepig

Autism Capital 🧩

@AutismCapital

Joe Rogan, Shane Gillis, Mark Normand, and Ari Shaffir talk about the JPM sex scandal

ROGAN: “It turns out it’s fake. He just claimed she made him f**k her.”

GILLIS: “Wait, is it an Indian guy?”

ROGAN; “I believe so.”

GILLIS; “Yeah it does read like an Indian guy.” 😂 😂 😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2#49857373)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 1st, 2026 3:06 PM
Author: vigorous disturbing wrinkle

Someone figured out that he has some initials denoting he's a direct descendent of the Nepali Royal family, which last name was also Rana. This dood is like the FRESH PRINCE OF KATHMANDU, no wonder she wanted himalayan chocobar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2#49857271)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 1st, 2026 3:14 PM
Author: hideous crackhouse hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2#49857302)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 1st, 2026 3:14 PM
Author: aromatic base sandwich

why didn't he make plausible allegations

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2#49857303)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 1st, 2026 3:55 PM
Author: Pea-brained location

He's got a great future as an actor if they decide to reboot the Addams Family with an Indian version of Lurch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2#49857393)