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My hot take on Geese: Gesse is really bad

I don't like Geese. How is this being forcememed so hard? Th...
Excitant Half-breed
  05/03/26
beato made a good point recently that despite all their hype...
exciting milk sweet tailpipe
  05/03/26
Haha holy shit To me it's just like I've never seen a ban...
Excitant Half-breed
  05/03/26
I wake up every day and the first thing I think about is how...
Excitant Half-breed
  05/04/26
same, but for Green Day.
marvelous cheese-eating azn
  05/04/26
I still hate Geese and their "fans"
Excitant Half-breed
  05/04/26
I sort of liked "Taxes" I listened to some of t...
Sienna sinister keepsake machete
  05/04/26
Taxes is gross
Excitant Half-breed
  05/04/26
(grumpy old, bitter and long forgotten Billy Korgan)
brilliant underhanded goyim
  05/04/26
You're the prototypical Geese fan. Old, retarded, friendless...
Excitant Half-breed
  05/04/26
u lack any musical taste or ability, rage on loser
brilliant underhanded goyim
  05/04/26
he's not Billy Korgan I am you dumbass.
marvelous cheese-eating azn
  05/04/26
bald fat fucks unite!
brilliant underhanded goyim
  05/04/26
I've lost 20 pounds this year.
marvelous cheese-eating azn
  05/04/26
so you look like the svelte Marlon Brando in Apocalypse Now?
brilliant underhanded goyim
  05/04/26
Many people are saying this
Excitant Half-breed
  05/04/26
u truly suck and couldn't play a tune in a concert hall to s...
brilliant underhanded goyim
  05/04/26
Ur definitely right about that and there's zero chance this ...
Excitant Half-breed
  05/04/26
stay out of tune, taste and touch with any honest performing...
brilliant underhanded goyim
  05/04/26
You've got me dead to rights. I'm a no talent ass clown.
Excitant Half-breed
  05/04/26
know thyself
brilliant underhanded goyim
  05/04/26
why do I need to do any introspection when you can do it for...
Excitant Half-breed
  05/04/26
because u impose ur inadequacy and sense of failure on the b...
brilliant underhanded goyim
  05/04/26
I'm gay
Excitant Half-breed
  05/04/26
not enough, true gays love artistes like geese https://www....
brilliant underhanded goyim
  05/04/26
And retarded. I'm also retarded.
Excitant Half-breed
  05/04/26
to be fair: u do u
brilliant underhanded goyim
  05/05/26
I know man, those fuckers shit all over… ::pauses,...
vibrant church building deer antler
  05/04/26
This thread made me curious. After two day’s commute ...
vibrant church building deer antler
  05/06/26
overhyped by the media desperate to anoint 4 young guys play...
Excitant Half-breed
  05/06/26
There. Are. No. Bands.
vibrant church building deer antler
  05/07/26
Why is this?
Excitant Half-breed
  05/07/26
Controlled by the same media conglomerates and shadowy consp...
vibrant church building deer antler
  05/07/26
If you don't "get" Geese, ya might be a cooked unc
Low-t Kitchen Idiot
  05/04/26
i was not familiar with geese, but holy shit they suck. cam...
ruby heady casino
  05/04/26
lol flame? this guy can't write a tune to save his life. thi...
Excitant Half-breed
  05/04/26
ok well i like the one song i mentioned.
ruby heady casino
  05/04/26
yeah but it's literally not good so can you get your ears ch...
Excitant Half-breed
  05/04/26
it's pretty good. i think your tastes have calcified with e...
ruby heady casino
  05/04/26
Impossible.
Excitant Half-breed
  05/04/26
I don’t love them but I think it’s funny how the...
Motley Yapping Chad Boistinker
  05/04/26
it's been a really long time since any great rock bands have...
Excitant Half-breed
  05/04/26
Every musician in your rotation was pimped and marketed by t...
Dashing pea-brained kitty
  05/07/26
The band GOOSE is better than GEESE (who suck). This confuse...
passionate up-to-no-good garrison dysfunction
  05/07/26
lol goose are worse friendo
Motley Yapping Chad Boistinker
  05/07/26
Geese are worth at least two of Goose
Excitant Half-breed
  05/07/26
I’ve only heard this one song by GOOSE and liked it mo...
passionate up-to-no-good garrison dysfunction
  05/07/26


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Date: May 3rd, 2026 1:11 PM
Author: Excitant Half-breed

I don't like Geese. How is this being forcememed so hard? This is terrible indie rock. I'm surprised how many people keep clicking on this shit. This guy has no motion imo.

The songs don't even seem to have melodies or concrete structure. Just sounds like aimless crooning. How is it getting so famous?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863164&forum_id=2#49861598)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: exciting milk sweet tailpipe

beato made a good point recently that despite all their hype and playing coachella and snl and shit they have very low monthly listens on spotify, more akin to a regional act. then there's this:

https://www.wired.com/story/geese-chaotic-good-marketing-industry-plant/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863164&forum_id=2#49861604)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 1:30 PM
Author: Excitant Half-breed

Haha holy shit

To me it's just like I've never seen a band that shitty get so famous overnight. They literally have no good songs, not even a big single.

It's funny because I think Sombr is a talentless hack and he's up to the gills in industry plantdom. The difference is this dude is basically going to try and become the next Harry Styles. He's utterly shameless and he will obviously convert to being a pop star, and in pop no one gives a single fuck if everything about the artist is manufactured.

But in rock it's different if you're inauthentic you're getting called out fast. This is why Greta Van Fleet never got big. People could tell it was fake from the beginning

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863164&forum_id=2#49861627)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 1:24 AM
Author: Excitant Half-breed

I wake up every day and the first thing I think about is how much Geese sucks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863164&forum_id=2#49863239)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 7:22 PM
Author: marvelous cheese-eating azn

same, but for Green Day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863164&forum_id=2#49865090)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 12:46 PM
Author: Excitant Half-breed

I still hate Geese and their "fans"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863164&forum_id=2#49864013)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 6:55 PM
Author: Sienna sinister keepsake machete

I sort of liked "Taxes"

I listened to some of their other popular songs and it didn't do anything for me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863164&forum_id=2#49865020)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 6:57 PM
Author: Excitant Half-breed

Taxes is gross

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863164&forum_id=2#49865029)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 7:43 PM
Author: brilliant underhanded goyim

(grumpy old, bitter and long forgotten Billy Korgan)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863164&forum_id=2#49865143)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 8:02 PM
Author: Excitant Half-breed

You're the prototypical Geese fan. Old, retarded, friendless scumbag with zero taste in anything. That's why hardly any exist. Evolution weeds you people out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863164&forum_id=2#49865218)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 8:06 PM
Author: brilliant underhanded goyim

u lack any musical taste or ability, rage on loser

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863164&forum_id=2#49865251)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 8:07 PM
Author: marvelous cheese-eating azn

he's not Billy Korgan I am you dumbass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863164&forum_id=2#49865258)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 8:10 PM
Author: brilliant underhanded goyim

bald fat fucks unite!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863164&forum_id=2#49865272)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 8:11 PM
Author: marvelous cheese-eating azn

I've lost 20 pounds this year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863164&forum_id=2#49865277)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 8:14 PM
Author: brilliant underhanded goyim

so you look like the svelte Marlon Brando in Apocalypse Now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863164&forum_id=2#49865296)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 8:09 PM
Author: Excitant Half-breed

Many people are saying this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863164&forum_id=2#49865267)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 8:11 PM
Author: brilliant underhanded goyim

u truly suck and couldn't play a tune in a concert hall to save ur life, but keep on with your authoritative takes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863164&forum_id=2#49865278)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 8:15 PM
Author: Excitant Half-breed

Ur definitely right about that and there's zero chance this isn't true. Stay impotent and raging mad my friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863164&forum_id=2#49865297)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 8:17 PM
Author: brilliant underhanded goyim

stay out of tune, taste and touch with any honest performing musician-- playing the computer keypad doesn't count

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863164&forum_id=2#49865312)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 8:35 PM
Author: Excitant Half-breed

You've got me dead to rights. I'm a no talent ass clown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863164&forum_id=2#49865383)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 8:48 PM
Author: brilliant underhanded goyim

know thyself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863164&forum_id=2#49865440)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 8:56 PM
Author: Excitant Half-breed

why do I need to do any introspection when you can do it for me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863164&forum_id=2#49865468)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 8:58 PM
Author: brilliant underhanded goyim

because u impose ur inadequacy and sense of failure on the boart with your shitty poasts on music like a wounded duck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863164&forum_id=2#49865480)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 8:59 PM
Author: Excitant Half-breed

I'm gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863164&forum_id=2#49865482)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: brilliant underhanded goyim

not enough, true gays love artistes like geese

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhbpMCZTe8c



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863164&forum_id=2#49865506)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: Excitant Half-breed

And retarded. I'm also retarded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863164&forum_id=2#49865512)



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Date: May 5th, 2026 6:42 AM
Author: brilliant underhanded goyim

to be fair: u do u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863164&forum_id=2#49866247)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 8:13 PM
Author: vibrant church building deer antler

I know man, those fuckers shit all over…

::pauses, confused, eyes scanning side to side around the thread::

Uhhh… nm, guys

::backs slowly out of thread::



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863164&forum_id=2#49865293)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 11:53 PM
Author: vibrant church building deer antler

This thread made me curious. After two day’s commute listening to nothing but Geese, I am ready to pass judgment.

Geese fucking sucks and anyone who enjoys it is some combination of pretentious and pretending.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863164&forum_id=2#49871423)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 11:55 PM
Author: Excitant Half-breed

overhyped by the media desperate to anoint 4 young guys playing original rock songs with real instruments. Fans are desperate for New Rock, no one is giving it to them. Geese have no talent but try really hard. Viral marketing geniuses. Media hype. Overhyped nonsense. It just means there's a huge market for New Rock no one has tapped into.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863164&forum_id=2#49871425)



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Date: May 7th, 2026 5:46 PM
Author: vibrant church building deer antler

There. Are. No. Bands.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863164&forum_id=2#49872916)



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Date: May 7th, 2026 5:53 PM
Author: Excitant Half-breed

Why is this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863164&forum_id=2#49872935)



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Date: May 7th, 2026 6:06 PM
Author: vibrant church building deer antler

Controlled by the same media conglomerates and shadowy conspirators that won't produce new games?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863164&forum_id=2#49872969)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 8:40 PM
Author: Low-t Kitchen Idiot

If you don't "get" Geese, ya might be a cooked unc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863164&forum_id=2#49865408)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 8:43 PM
Author: ruby heady casino

i was not familiar with geese, but holy shit they suck. cameron winter has some good songs, though, like love takes miles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863164&forum_id=2#49865424)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 8:57 PM
Author: Excitant Half-breed

lol flame? this guy can't write a tune to save his life. this stuff is so boring. it sounds like mumblecore soundcloud rap vocals on top of an Amy Winehouse B side that Mark Ronson wouldn't have touched with a 10 foot pole. Yet somehow whiter, but in a bad way. Like the type of whiteness that invented wonderbread and food with no seasoning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863164&forum_id=2#49865473)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 10:32 PM
Author: ruby heady casino

ok well i like the one song i mentioned.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863164&forum_id=2#49865735)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 10:54 PM
Author: Excitant Half-breed

yeah but it's literally not good so can you get your ears checked please?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863164&forum_id=2#49865811)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 11:37 PM
Author: ruby heady casino

it's pretty good. i think your tastes have calcified with extreme age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863164&forum_id=2#49865899)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 11:39 PM
Author: Excitant Half-breed

Impossible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863164&forum_id=2#49865903)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 10:35 PM
Author: Motley Yapping Chad Boistinker

I don’t love them but I think it’s funny how they make gate keeping rock dorks spit crumbs all over their keyboard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863164&forum_id=2#49865743)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 10:54 PM
Author: Excitant Half-breed

it's been a really long time since any great rock bands have broken through. the last really big American rock band to have a breakout mainstream moment was Greta Van Fleet, and they are rightly criticized as inauthentic copycats who had nothing original to say (the point of rock is to be unique and original icydk).

So when there's any motion in the space it's going to cause a stir. There's obviously a lot of jealousy out there from people who wanted to be famous and didn't get it. That's a big part of rock culture is whining about people who get famous. A lot of butt hurt guitarists crying about it. No doubt.

I think Rick Beato said it best about their viral marketing team: they have 20 other bands signed that didn't get famous, so there had to be something special about Geese. For whatever reason they are resonating with people. So is Angine de Poitrine.

That being said I think the main issue with Geese is that it's musically quite boring and unoriginal. There's an episode of Trackstar where the host plays Geese for Billy Corgan and tells him 'this is the next big thing in Rock' and Billy diplomatically nods and goes, "haha, yeah, haha" without spelling it out. You can tell he didn't like it from the clip. I don't like it either. The fact that dcpoast thinks it's great is a surefire sign that it sucks given his track record of loving shit that's terrible going back decades.

So yes you're right a lot of butt hurt rock musicians who never maed it are crying about some young guys living their dream. But at the same time I think virtually any listener knows it's actually just shit and it IS a head scratcher why THIS particular band blew up and not any of the other equally shitty, indistinguishable terrible modern American rock bands. It could have been anyone if this is how low the bar is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863164&forum_id=2#49865809)



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Date: May 7th, 2026 5:55 PM
Author: Dashing pea-brained kitty

Every musician in your rotation was pimped and marketed by the recording industry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863164&forum_id=2#49872941)



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Date: May 7th, 2026 6:10 PM
Author: passionate up-to-no-good garrison dysfunction

The band GOOSE is better than GEESE (who suck). This confused me at first that there are two bands with these names

https://open.spotify.com/track/4jDkjMVf4FqGQRgBIMZez1?si=VeND06fISXCxybZN_IB8Rg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863164&forum_id=2#49872982)



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Date: May 7th, 2026 6:26 PM
Author: Motley Yapping Chad Boistinker

lol goose are worse friendo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863164&forum_id=2#49873020)



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Date: May 7th, 2026 6:45 PM
Author: Excitant Half-breed

Geese are worth at least two of Goose

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863164&forum_id=2#49873083)



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Date: May 7th, 2026 6:57 PM
Author: passionate up-to-no-good garrison dysfunction

I’ve only heard this one song by GOOSE and liked it more than the songs by GEESE. Both band names are stupid too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863164&forum_id=2#49873127)