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Just settled a 6 figure slip and trip case. Taking ?'s
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Date: December 15th, 2025 7:20 PM Author: ivory sticky parlour Client slipped on some fruit dropped on the ground in a grocery store.
Fell and busted her ass.
Case settled for little over $110k.
Case resolved after taking just my client's deposition. No MSJ's.
Probably one of my easier cases to resolve. |
Date: December 15th, 2025 7:23 PM Author: hairless cuck abode great work. i’ll be sure to think of you the next time i buy a $9 gallon of milk. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810735&forum_id=2#49512278) |
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Date: December 15th, 2025 7:23 PM Author: floppy translucent dopamine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810735&forum_id=2#49512280) |
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Date: December 15th, 2025 7:24 PM Author: ivory sticky parlour Sure, blame the injured poor person.
Not the greedy corporate overlords that decide to fuck over other customers rather than reduce their profit margins. |
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Date: December 15th, 2025 7:32 PM Author: hairless cuck abode lol just lol. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810735&forum_id=2#49512310) |
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Date: December 15th, 2025 10:57 PM Author: Vigorous Domesticated Tanning Salon so was there some deficiency in the cleaning that led to your client to slip on the fruit? it's sort of a known hazard in the grocery store (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810735&forum_id=2#49512775) |
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Date: December 15th, 2025 11:02 PM Author: ivory sticky parlour If it's such a "known hazard", then why didn't the store do a better job of keeping it from happening?
Who is in a stronger position to prevent such a "known hazard" from happening? My client or the owner of the property who has a written policy THAT EXPLICITLY SAYS TO CHECK THE FLOORS FOR DROPPED FOOD? |
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Date: December 15th, 2025 11:05 PM Author: Vigorous Domesticated Tanning Salon ? no store can keep the floor spotless. and any customer walking around a display of apples and bananas should consider the possibility that one would've fallen onto the floor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810735&forum_id=2#49512796) |
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Date: December 15th, 2025 11:07 PM Author: ivory sticky parlour That's not what the law says.
It clearly says if you have a cleaning/safety policy and your employees fail to follow that policy then, DING-FAG, you're liable for any injuries that occur. |
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Date: December 15th, 2025 11:09 PM Author: Vigorous Domesticated Tanning Salon so then why don't stores just write policies that say we'll pick up every once in a while, and try to keep it clean, but hey nobody is perfect (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810735&forum_id=2#49512805) |
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Date: December 15th, 2025 11:11 PM Author: ivory sticky parlour They do.
But their dumbass employees never follow the damn policy.
After I get a copy of the cleaning policy, and then depose their corporate rep, I always discover where the employee fucked up. |
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Date: December 15th, 2025 11:13 PM Author: Vigorous Domesticated Tanning Salon Ty, that's interesting I guess. Not sure why your client should get $110k out of it though. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810735&forum_id=2#49512811) |
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Date: December 15th, 2025 11:15 PM Author: ivory sticky parlour Because the insurance adjuster knew that if I got in front of a jury, they'd end up paying more than that. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810735&forum_id=2#49512817) |
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Date: December 15th, 2025 11:14 PM Author: hairless cuck abode because this has nothing to do with the law or morality but rather leveraging our kafkaesque legal bureaucracy stoked by the resentment of losers like op’s clientele into extracting “just fucking go away” money from risk-averse committee decisionmakers who simply pass on the costs to regular productive citizens. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810735&forum_id=2#49512815) |
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Date: December 15th, 2025 11:21 PM Author: ivory sticky parlour "who simply pass on the costs to regular productive citizens"
So the blame should be on the corporate overlords who:
a) created the hazard that injured the customer;
b) forced the injured customer into litigation instead of just paying for her medical treatment;
c) Pass the bullshit costs of litigation onto customers rather than eating the cost for their own fuckup |
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Date: December 15th, 2025 11:46 PM Author: hairless cuck abode a) there is no “hazard.” tell your fucking bozo clients, who are almost certainly career leeches in the first place, not to slip on banana peels like a shitty vaudeville act. b) i would confidently bet at least that six-figure settlement amount that the “medical” “treatment” your client received was worth less than 50% of the settlement value even after deducting your cut. c) why would they do that, when every competitor is beholden to the same gunpoint tort bullshit? the shamelessness and/or retardation that enables you to envision yourself as robin hood just because somebody, somewhere (who is at least providing a valuable service) makes more money explains a lot about your renttt-seeking career path. |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:42 AM Author: ivory sticky parlour You're supposed to wear boots, not deep-throat them you dumb faggot.
If my client was such a lying fraud, why did the insurance company roll over and pay?
They're a multi-billion dollar company, surely they could afford to have their CHILL AS FUCK CHAD of a defense lawyer go to trial and mop the floor with my weak case.
It would probably be a lot cheaper than writing a check for 6 figures to an "obvious fraud"
Maybe. . .just maybe, you don't know what the fuck you're talking about and need to suck my dick from the back. |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 10:13 AM Author: hairless cuck abode i explained why they settle in my initial poast, but your point about the id attorneys is helpful. if you were anything other than a nuisance piker, do you think corps would uniformly hire the absolute bottom-of-the-barrel sadsack lawyers to “defend” against your surely devastating legal assault? they’ve already priced it in, with the waste ultimately absorbed by everyone except your worthless clients and scamster colleagues. so congratulations! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810735&forum_id=2#49513423) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 12:07 PM Author: ivory sticky parlour What a great business model!
"Let's just pay a six figure settlement IN ADDITION to the $25k we dropped on defense costs against an obviously weak case that we'd surely win at trial!"
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Date: December 16th, 2025 5:40 PM Author: hairless cuck abode if this is a representative display of your logical reasoning and argumentation abilities, then i can see why you’re so excited about the settlement. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810735&forum_id=2#49514920) |
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Date: December 15th, 2025 7:25 PM Author: gold fluffy mental disorder >”6 figure” >$110K |
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Date: December 15th, 2025 7:27 PM Author: ivory sticky parlour 1-0-0-0-0-0
Do you see 5 or 6 digits in that number? |
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Date: December 15th, 2025 7:29 PM Author: gold fluffy mental disorder Oh so it was actually 100K not 110k? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810735&forum_id=2#49512298) |
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Date: December 15th, 2025 7:31 PM Author: ivory sticky parlour You're asking the wrong question.
The RIGHT question is:
"How does it feel to know that your children will have a wonderful Christmas because of Daddy's hardwork."
To that, I would answer,
"It feels good, Jerry, it feels real good." |
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Date: December 15th, 2025 7:32 PM Author: concupiscible coldplay fan space You're a shit bag and should be summarily executed. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810735&forum_id=2#49512305) |
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Date: December 15th, 2025 7:32 PM Author: ivory sticky parlour Execute me inside of the same store.
Hopefully someone will slip on my blood and they'll be ANOTHER 6-figure hit against their policy! |
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Date: December 15th, 2025 7:32 PM Author: bronze garrison national security agency give us some details about your practice. when you started, prior experience, employees, income, etc. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810735&forum_id=2#49512306) |
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Date: December 15th, 2025 7:35 PM Author: ivory sticky parlour Opened my own shop shortly before COVID shut down every court.
worked for a small PI bro in a small town for a few years.
4 employees.
income, to quote the poet-laurette Lil'Wayne:
A Milli-A Milli-A Milli-A Milli |
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Date: December 15th, 2025 9:19 PM Author: Copper plaza You’re clearing a million? What market..
Legit question. Been thinking of going solo pi work…no access to cases yet |
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Date: December 15th, 2025 10:57 PM Author: ivory sticky parlour Your personal network is the greatest source of referrals.
Once you start taking cases, tell EVERYBODY YOU POSSIBLY CAN that you do PI. They will start sending people to you little by little.
Also, start reading books on how to manage a small business. The key to becoming and STAYING profitable is learning how to manage payroll while you're pushing the boulder uphill towards a settlement/verdict. |
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Date: December 15th, 2025 7:42 PM Author: house-broken roast beef whorehouse 18000000. Congrats man. I honestly think slip and falls are underrated in shitlaw. I’m not above getting completely covered in shit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810735&forum_id=2#49512325) |
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Date: December 15th, 2025 9:38 PM Author: sienna harsh stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810735&forum_id=2#49512635) |
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Date: December 15th, 2025 10:00 PM Author: house-broken roast beef whorehouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810735&forum_id=2#49512676) |
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Date: December 15th, 2025 11:00 PM Author: ivory sticky parlour They aren't bad at all if you learn how to work them up properly.
The key to surviving summary judgment is proving that the employees fucked up by not following the corporate cleaning/safety policy.
You do that, you'll make it past SJ and head to a trial calendar. Once that happens, they'll fold and pay you. |
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Date: December 15th, 2025 11:51 PM Author: house-broken roast beef whorehouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810735&forum_id=2#49512871) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:30 AM Author: marvelous regret hall (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810735&forum_id=2#49512956) |
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Date: December 15th, 2025 10:20 PM Author: demanding puppy masturbator What are the demographics of your litigious clients? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810735&forum_id=2#49512705) |
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Date: December 15th, 2025 11:06 PM Author: ivory sticky parlour POC.
Although, I just settled another premises case last week for $120k. Client was a white woman. |
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Date: December 15th, 2025 10:26 PM Author: Beady-eyed snowy university do banana peel cases pay more than apple peel cases (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810735&forum_id=2#49512710) |
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Date: December 15th, 2025 11:09 PM Author: ivory sticky parlour Why the fuck would a banana peel be on the floor?
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:40 AM Author: hateful cruise ship sex offender How often do you consider the fact that your existence is a complete waste of time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810735&forum_id=2#49512963) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:43 AM Author: ivory sticky parlour Considering how much money I put in my clients' pockets. . .not too often.
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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:37 AM Author: Multi-colored ape Good work OP. Specials? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810735&forum_id=2#49513322) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:12 AM Author: heady brunch Yes please tell us the specials. Congrats on the settlement I hope you get more (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810735&forum_id=2#49513530) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 12:08 PM Author: ivory sticky parlour Injury to her middle, and lower back.
Several rounds of physical therapy and injections.
No surgical recommendation tho.
Bills were about $40k |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 7:17 PM Author: heady brunch How’s the venue? Solid result either way, just wondering. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810735&forum_id=2#49515185) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 10:17 PM Author: ivory sticky parlour Venue is Blue-ish.
10 years ago, it was solidly Red, but now LIBS have slowly taken over that jurisdiction. |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 5:50 PM Author: chocolate corn cake psychic How is fruit not open and obvious? Was it invisible fruit? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810735&forum_id=2#49514940) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 10:19 PM Author: ivory sticky parlour It's open and obvious if you can prove that it ws not on the floor long enough for the store to clean it up.
If store performed floor checks every 15 min, then there is nothing they can do about fruit falling on the ground. No liability.
However, the store was unable to prove when was the last time it had performed a safety floor check, thus there was no way to prove that it was in compliance with its own safety policy. |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:21 AM Author: christmas time 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810735&forum_id=2#49516279) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 6:02 PM Author: concupiscible coldplay fan space I can't tell whether PI lawyers are 100% evil shitbags who are 100% aware of the evil they perpetrate, or 99% evil shit ags who manage to delude themselves into thinking they're not 100% evil. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810735&forum_id=2#49514967) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 10:19 PM Author: ivory sticky parlour Keep licking those boots, faggot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810735&forum_id=2#49515649) |