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I go to the Outback and eat an entire blooming onion myself.

I ask for a table for four (4) and order an appetizer for th...
Haunting Partner State
  09/15/13
explain.
bateful institution
  09/15/13
It gets soggy if you order it take-out
Haunting Partner State
  09/15/13
this is not bad
Razzmatazz jet-lagged stage hunting ground
  09/15/13
dining out alone master man here, just sit at the bar, bro.
Canary Stag Film
  09/15/13
the way the OP did it is funnier + no harassment by drunks
mentally impaired multi-billionaire regret
  09/15/13
does outback not have a "bar area" that has small ...
Exhilarant citrine kitty
  09/15/13
outback bars are garbage
fuchsia background story mediation
  06/22/16
this is credited every single fucking time you get to eat ou...
Razzmatazz jet-lagged stage hunting ground
  09/15/13
those things are MONEY
wonderful trust fund genital piercing
  09/15/13
"Cot damn, that guy comes in here every other week and ...
Hilarious insecure school cafeteria
  09/15/13
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Sapphire aromatic space
  09/15/13
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bateful institution
  09/15/13
Jimmy I love the effort you put into poasts mang
Razzmatazz jet-lagged stage hunting ground
  09/15/13
I've never had the same waitress twice. Must be high turnov...
Haunting Partner State
  09/15/13
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maize keepsake machete
  12/03/15
https://youtu.be/_TJxLgpW_Sw
Charcoal Marvelous Rehab Roommate
  02/11/23
I pity your toilet the next day
passionate candlestick maker affirmative action
  09/15/13
its ok.
Haunting Partner State
  09/25/15
Don't forget the pitcher of boiling Sierra Mist.
charismatic yapping step-uncle's house really tough guy
  09/25/15
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Haunting Partner State
  12/03/15
180
Cerebral juggernaut
  12/03/15
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Haunting Partner State
  01/22/16
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Slippery Dingle Berry
  01/22/16
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maize keepsake machete
  01/22/16
Juts did this with a LOADED onion.
Haunting Partner State
  06/22/16
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Cerebral juggernaut
  06/22/16
Going to do it again tonight.
Haunting Partner State
  06/21/17
do you pay?
Bronze fragrant garrison
  06/21/17
*checks skin* White, so yes.
Haunting Partner State
  06/21/17
are you that guy who posted pics eating $75 worth in your ga...
Bronze fragrant garrison
  06/21/17
No. I eat it at the restaurant.
Haunting Partner State
  06/21/17
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Haunting Partner State
  03/16/18
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Haunting Partner State
  05/16/18
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Haunting Partner State
  07/03/19
180
bonkers alcoholic philosopher-king doctorate
  07/03/19
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Haunting Partner State
  07/30/19
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Haunting Partner State
  02/11/23
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Filthy church building
  02/11/23
OP is disco fries aka fatd00d aka American Fatass
excitant hairy legs
  02/11/23
he's gonna make it
pungent home
  02/11/23
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animeboi
  04/07/26
ALPHA AF
Violent Orange Parlour Masturbator
  02/11/23
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Vigorous pit
  10/25/23
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  03/10/24
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Date: September 15th, 2013 6:58 PM
Author: Haunting Partner State

I ask for a table for four (4) and order an appetizer for the table to share. The server keeps coming back to see if I want to wait for everyone else to order dinner. All the while I am eating the blooming onion myself. I also order extra onion dipping sauce because I slather that shit on. When I'm done I tell the waitress the other people had car trouble and leave.

OP is not disco fries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#24056326)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 6:58 PM
Author: bateful institution

explain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#24056330)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:31 PM
Author: Haunting Partner State

It gets soggy if you order it take-out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#24056539)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:36 PM
Author: Razzmatazz jet-lagged stage hunting ground

this is not bad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#24056570)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:34 PM
Author: Canary Stag Film

dining out alone master man here, just sit at the bar, bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#24056556)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:35 PM
Author: mentally impaired multi-billionaire regret

the way the OP did it is funnier + no harassment by drunks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#24056565)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:44 PM
Author: Exhilarant citrine kitty

does outback not have a "bar area" that has small tables you can seat yourself at?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#24056623)



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Date: June 22nd, 2016 11:32 PM
Author: fuchsia background story mediation

outback bars are garbage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#30767994)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:37 PM
Author: Razzmatazz jet-lagged stage hunting ground

this is credited every single fucking time you get to eat out without the FUCKING WIFE!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#24056574)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:37 PM
Author: wonderful trust fund genital piercing

those things are MONEY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#24056577)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:42 PM
Author: Hilarious insecure school cafeteria

"Cot damn, that guy comes in here every other week and claims his party had 'car trouble.' People like that just depress the hell out of me, and *I* work as a waitress at an Outback."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#24056604)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:42 PM
Author: Sapphire aromatic space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#24056608)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:46 PM
Author: bateful institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#24056636)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:47 PM
Author: Razzmatazz jet-lagged stage hunting ground

Jimmy I love the effort you put into poasts mang

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#24056643)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 10:56 PM
Author: Haunting Partner State

I've never had the same waitress twice. Must be high turnover.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#24058146)



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Date: December 3rd, 2015 12:31 PM
Author: maize keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#29299302)



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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:25 PM
Author: Charcoal Marvelous Rehab Roommate

https://youtu.be/_TJxLgpW_Sw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#45919100)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:46 PM
Author: passionate candlestick maker affirmative action

I pity your toilet the next day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#24056641)



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Date: September 25th, 2015 2:41 PM
Author: Haunting Partner State

its ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#28836166)



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Date: September 25th, 2015 2:44 PM
Author: charismatic yapping step-uncle's house really tough guy

Don't forget the pitcher of boiling Sierra Mist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#28836184)



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Date: December 3rd, 2015 11:59 AM
Author: Haunting Partner State

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#29298981)



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Date: December 3rd, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: Cerebral juggernaut

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#29299283)



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Date: January 22nd, 2016 12:33 PM
Author: Haunting Partner State

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#29654712)



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Date: January 22nd, 2016 12:37 PM
Author: Slippery Dingle Berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#29654737)



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Date: January 22nd, 2016 12:39 PM
Author: maize keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#29654741)



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Date: June 22nd, 2016 10:43 PM
Author: Haunting Partner State

Juts did this with a LOADED onion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#30767514)



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Date: June 22nd, 2016 11:31 PM
Author: Cerebral juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#30767981)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:23 PM
Author: Haunting Partner State

Going to do it again tonight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#33613031)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:25 PM
Author: Bronze fragrant garrison

do you pay?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#33613041)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:27 PM
Author: Haunting Partner State

*checks skin*

White, so yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#33613049)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:28 PM
Author: Bronze fragrant garrison

are you that guy who posted pics eating $75 worth in your garage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#33613055)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:33 PM
Author: Haunting Partner State

No. I eat it at the restaurant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#33613099)



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Date: March 16th, 2018 3:39 PM
Author: Haunting Partner State

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#35620543)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 9:08 AM
Author: Haunting Partner State

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#36060662)



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Date: July 3rd, 2019 9:58 AM
Author: Haunting Partner State

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#38477701)



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Date: July 3rd, 2019 9:59 AM
Author: bonkers alcoholic philosopher-king doctorate

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#38477704)



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Date: July 30th, 2019 2:14 PM
Author: Haunting Partner State

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#38611898)



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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:19 PM
Author: Haunting Partner State

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#45919076)



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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:21 PM
Author: Filthy church building

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#45919079)



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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:28 PM
Author: excitant hairy legs

OP is disco fries aka fatd00d aka American Fatass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#45919106)



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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:29 PM
Author: pungent home

he's gonna make it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#45919114)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 9:25 AM
Author: animeboi (.)

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#49799752)



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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:34 PM
Author: Violent Orange Parlour Masturbator

ALPHA AF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#45919128)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 7:13 PM
Author: Vigorous pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#46983261)



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Date: March 10th, 2024 12:52 PM
Author: Haunting Partner State

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#47480319)



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Date: April 21st, 2025 4:30 PM
Author: Haunting Partner State

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#48867830)