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Top 5 worst Christmas songs of all time ITT

Beach Boys - Little Saint Nick https://www.youtube.com/watch...
Maize pocket flask kitty
  12/27/25
Macca is number one on my list bc it's so insulting from him
low-t yellow puppy halford
  12/27/25
Happy Xmas (War Is Over)- John Lennon · Yoko Ono htt...
Maize pocket flask kitty
  12/27/25
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Plum learning disabled lay masturbator
  12/28/25
Do They Know It's Christmas? Absolutely retarded song. I ...
Exhilarant ultramarine chapel
  12/27/25
Oh yeah definitely insanely terrible & stupid
Maize pocket flask kitty
  12/27/25
The 1985 Live Aid concerts raised $127 million (equivalent t...
Maize pocket flask kitty
  12/27/25
...
shaky codepig office
  12/27/25
(((Bob Geldof))) pocketed most of it
at-the-ready marvelous location
  12/29/25
It produced one of the most-iconic and ridiculous music vide...
electric up-to-no-good home goal in life
  12/27/25
...
shaky codepig office
  12/27/25
that one is so bad it's good, though
Gold bisexual kitchen sweet tailpipe
  12/27/25
cr just about everything about the song and video is funny. ...
shaky codepig office
  12/27/25
If I'm correct about this song there was some fight about si...
Exhilarant ultramarine chapel
  12/27/25
this one is 180, i love bono unironically yelling "TONI...
Crawly Theater Stage
  12/27/25
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primrose alcoholic brethren
  12/27/25
There's a world outside your window And it's a world of dre...
Plum learning disabled lay masturbator
  12/27/25
i love the pre-schooler level understanding of geogrpahy ...
Crawly Theater Stage
  12/27/25
And Ethiopia is the 2nd oldest christian country in the worl...
Maize pocket flask kitty
  12/27/25
Food literally falls off trees in Africa
Magical corner
  12/28/25
there are famously no rivers in africa
Gold bisexual kitchen sweet tailpipe
  12/29/25
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racy community account
  12/27/25
i dont know why but i really hate original Santa Baby, it gi...
aromatic shitlib native
  12/27/25
hideous
electric up-to-no-good home goal in life
  12/27/25
You’re just mad the original singer is black
180 mauve clown mad cow disease
  12/27/25
I kinda like the original in a midcentury playboy way but th...
racy community account
  12/27/25
prety awful choices itt, most of these songs are good. ill g...
Crawly Theater Stage
  12/27/25
Do one mate
Maize pocket flask kitty
  12/27/25
that alvin and the chipmunks christmas song
Crawly Theater Stage
  12/27/25
Little St. Nic is 180000000. Fuck op.
razzle-dazzle theater cuck
  12/27/25
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Crawly Theater Stage
  12/27/25
The Paul McCartney synth-sound is 180 and I like the song be...
Plum learning disabled lay masturbator
  12/27/25
It’s dreadful but it comes by it in an honest and good...
racy community account
  12/27/25
It's Christmas 1985, your parents got you a CASIO keyboard, ...
Plum learning disabled lay masturbator
  12/28/25
Agree I love this song and the John Lennon one too
ungodly outnumbered hell
  12/28/25
Whenever I hear Rockin Around The Christmas Tree I always pi...
180 mauve clown mad cow disease
  12/27/25
O the NIGGER outside is frightful
Chestnut Hateful Crotch Pit
  12/27/25
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Maize pocket flask kitty
  12/27/25
Christmas shoes forcememe goyslop
racy community account
  12/27/25
the Paul McCartney one is #1 because it so obviously would n...
appetizing rebellious school cafeteria cuckoldry
  12/27/25
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Maize pocket flask kitty
  12/27/25
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Crawly Theater Stage
  12/27/25
Little St Nick is fine. The Paul song sucks but it's 180 th...
Irradiated apoplectic round eye boistinker
  12/28/25
Last Christmas is obviously the fucking worst
cyan parlor affirmative action
  12/28/25
Mariah Carey is the worst for me.
Plum learning disabled lay masturbator
  12/28/25
it’s cheesy but fun Last Christmas is depressing an...
cyan parlor affirmative action
  12/28/25
i dont understand the hate for this one. a relatively standa...
Exhilarant ultramarine chapel
  12/28/25
cr
Irradiated apoplectic round eye boistinker
  12/28/25
The McCartney one
well-lubricated chad
  12/28/25
Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer. Stupid song. The other reinde...
Indecent messiness
  12/28/25
Are there GOOD Christmas songs? Other than "Baby It's ...
Violent Hall
  12/28/25
yes, the real ones. not the ones written by kikes to muti...
low-t yellow puppy halford
  12/28/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2HvisszmUDM
Maize pocket flask kitty
  12/28/25


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Date: December 27th, 2025 3:18 PM
Author: Maize pocket flask kitty

Beach Boys - Little Saint Nick https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xp9rK8FmYog

I hate the deep voiced guy singing "christmas comes this day each year"

Paul McCartney - Wonderful Christmastime https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=94Ye-3C1FC8

Can't stand the synth in this song

Sia - Snowman https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gset79KMmt0 absolutely vile song from an alcoholic middle aged aussie woman who sings like she is black and she has a weird fucked up face irl

Vince Guaraldi Trio - Christmas Time Is Here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PzetPqepXA

depressing & overwrought, poorly sung by dipshit kids, with faggy lib jazz instrumentals, deliberately ugly hateful song

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814563&forum_id=2#49543141)



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Date: December 27th, 2025 4:00 PM
Author: low-t yellow puppy halford

Macca is number one on my list bc it's so insulting from him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814563&forum_id=2#49543256)



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Date: December 27th, 2025 3:22 PM
Author: Maize pocket flask kitty

Happy Xmas (War Is Over)- John Lennon · Yoko Ono

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=flA5ndOyZbI

Dude deserved to be shot for this song alone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814563&forum_id=2#49543147)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 10:18 AM
Author: Plum learning disabled lay masturbator



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Date: December 27th, 2025 3:22 PM
Author: Exhilarant ultramarine chapel

Do They Know It's Christmas?

Absolutely retarded song. I intuitively hated it and then one year I listened to the lyrics and it became so much worse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814563&forum_id=2#49543148)



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Date: December 27th, 2025 3:24 PM
Author: Maize pocket flask kitty

Oh yeah definitely insanely terrible & stupid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814563&forum_id=2#49543152)



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Date: December 27th, 2025 3:50 PM
Author: Maize pocket flask kitty

The 1985 Live Aid concerts raised $127 million (equivalent to around $370 mil today) for Famine Relief in Ethiopia. Unfortunately, Estimates say 95% went to the CIA backed Tigrayan People’s Liberation Front to purchase Weapons, not Food

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814563&forum_id=2#49543234)



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Date: December 27th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: shaky codepig office



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Date: December 29th, 2025 4:36 AM
Author: at-the-ready marvelous location

(((Bob Geldof))) pocketed most of it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814563&forum_id=2#49546563)



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Date: December 27th, 2025 3:57 PM
Author: electric up-to-no-good home goal in life

It produced one of the most-iconic and ridiculous music videos ever made. Certainly redeems it in some way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814563&forum_id=2#49543243)



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Date: December 27th, 2025 4:22 PM
Author: shaky codepig office



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Date: December 27th, 2025 3:59 PM
Author: Gold bisexual kitchen sweet tailpipe

that one is so bad it's good, though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814563&forum_id=2#49543253)



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Date: December 27th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: shaky codepig office

cr just about everything about the song and video is funny.

the part where bono belts out "well tonight, thank god, it's them instead of you" makes me lol every time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814563&forum_id=2#49543285)



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Date: December 27th, 2025 4:30 PM
Author: Exhilarant ultramarine chapel

If I'm correct about this song there was some fight about singing lyrics in swahili and a bunch of singers walked off before learning they don't even speak that language there.

That might have been the aids song though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814563&forum_id=2#49543297)



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Date: December 27th, 2025 4:34 PM
Author: Crawly Theater Stage

this one is 180, i love bono unironically yelling "TONIGHT, THANK GOD ITS THEM, INSTEAD OF YOU!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814563&forum_id=2#49543302)



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Date: December 27th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: primrose alcoholic brethren



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Date: December 27th, 2025 5:02 PM
Author: Plum learning disabled lay masturbator

There's a world outside your window

And it's a world of dread and fear

Where the only water flowing

Is the bitter sting of tears

And the Christmas bells that ring there

Are the clanging chimes of doom

Well, tonight, thank God it's them

Instead of you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814563&forum_id=2#49543354)



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Date: December 27th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Crawly Theater Stage

i love the pre-schooler level understanding of geogrpahy

And there won't be snow in Africa this Christmas now

The greatest gift they'll get this year is life

Where nothing ever grows, no rain or river flow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814563&forum_id=2#49543422)



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Date: December 27th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: Maize pocket flask kitty

And Ethiopia is the 2nd oldest christian country in the world and the famine was due to communism lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814563&forum_id=2#49543444)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: Magical corner

Food literally falls off trees in Africa

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814563&forum_id=2#49544595)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 2:23 AM
Author: Gold bisexual kitchen sweet tailpipe

there are famously no rivers in africa

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814563&forum_id=2#49546525)



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Date: December 27th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: racy community account



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Date: December 27th, 2025 3:58 PM
Author: aromatic shitlib native

i dont know why but i really hate original Santa Baby, it gives me a migraine as does any carol sung by Mariah 'Fat Face' Carey and her fat little sistah, Christina (that is mucho too much lettuce) Arugula

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814563&forum_id=2#49543246)



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Date: December 27th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: electric up-to-no-good home goal in life

hideous

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Date: December 27th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: 180 mauve clown mad cow disease

You’re just mad the original singer is black

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814563&forum_id=2#49543439)



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Date: December 27th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: racy community account

I kinda like the original in a midcentury playboy way but the Madonna version is vile pedo slop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814563&forum_id=2#49543802)



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Date: December 27th, 2025 4:35 PM
Author: Crawly Theater Stage

prety awful choices itt, most of these songs are good. ill give you the paul mccartney one sucking

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814563&forum_id=2#49543303)



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Date: December 27th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: Maize pocket flask kitty

Do one mate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814563&forum_id=2#49543403)



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Date: December 27th, 2025 5:30 PM
Author: Crawly Theater Stage

that alvin and the chipmunks christmas song

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814563&forum_id=2#49543425)



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Date: December 27th, 2025 4:38 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle theater cuck

Little St. Nic is 180000000. Fuck op.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814563&forum_id=2#49543307)



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Date: December 27th, 2025 4:42 PM
Author: Crawly Theater Stage



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Date: December 27th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Plum learning disabled lay masturbator

The Paul McCartney synth-sound is 180 and I like the song because it sounds like he wrote and recorded it in about half an hour.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814563&forum_id=2#49543352)



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Date: December 27th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: racy community account

It’s dreadful but it comes by it in an honest and good natured way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814563&forum_id=2#49543800)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 9:43 AM
Author: Plum learning disabled lay masturbator

It's Christmas 1985, your parents got you a CASIO keyboard, and your uncle Paul (who used to be in a band) helped you figure it out and write a little Christmas song.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814563&forum_id=2#49544534)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 10:53 AM
Author: ungodly outnumbered hell

Agree I love this song and the John Lennon one too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814563&forum_id=2#49544626)



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Date: December 27th, 2025 5:36 PM
Author: 180 mauve clown mad cow disease

Whenever I hear Rockin Around The Christmas Tree I always picture redhead drunk office slut in a Santa hat but it turns out it’s a 13-yo girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814563&forum_id=2#49543442)



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Date: December 27th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: Chestnut Hateful Crotch Pit

O the NIGGER outside is frightful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814563&forum_id=2#49543445)



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Date: December 27th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Maize pocket flask kitty



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Date: December 27th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: racy community account

Christmas shoes forcememe goyslop

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Date: December 27th, 2025 9:26 PM
Author: appetizing rebellious school cafeteria cuckoldry

the Paul McCartney one is #1 because it so obviously would never be played if it was done by anyone else

like if you had the litigation team for Sidley conmpete to write Christmas songs, chances are one of them would be better than Paul McCartney's song

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814563&forum_id=2#49543917)



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Date: December 27th, 2025 9:43 PM
Author: Maize pocket flask kitty



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Date: December 27th, 2025 9:57 PM
Author: Crawly Theater Stage



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Date: December 28th, 2025 12:50 AM
Author: Irradiated apoplectic round eye boistinker

Little St Nick is fine. The Paul song sucks but it's 180 that he's such an autist that he just cranks out hooks and sometimes they're bad earworms, I'll easily take the bad ones for his hits, but they shouldn't play the Christmas one any more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814563&forum_id=2#49544265)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 9:51 AM
Author: cyan parlor affirmative action

Last Christmas is obviously the fucking worst

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814563&forum_id=2#49544546)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 9:51 AM
Author: Plum learning disabled lay masturbator

Mariah Carey is the worst for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814563&forum_id=2#49544549)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 9:53 AM
Author: cyan parlor affirmative action

it’s cheesy but fun

Last Christmas is depressing and people play it everywhere like it’s cheery and fun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814563&forum_id=2#49544552)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 9:59 AM
Author: Exhilarant ultramarine chapel

i dont understand the hate for this one. a relatively standard pop song by a talented singer. i get that its overplayed but acting like its some atrocity is way too common.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814563&forum_id=2#49544557)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: Irradiated apoplectic round eye boistinker

cr

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Date: December 28th, 2025 10:07 AM
Author: well-lubricated chad

The McCartney one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814563&forum_id=2#49544567)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 12:10 PM
Author: Indecent messiness

Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer. Stupid song. The other reindeer would have resented Rudolph after his promotion. Teaches kids how to be bullied.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814563&forum_id=2#49544771)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: Violent Hall

Are there GOOD Christmas songs? Other than "Baby It's Cold Outside" where a horny dood tries to get pussy by any means necessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814563&forum_id=2#49545365)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: low-t yellow puppy halford

yes, the real ones.

not the ones written by kikes to mutilate the concept of christmas

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814563&forum_id=2#49545833)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 8:51 PM
Author: Maize pocket flask kitty

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2HvisszmUDM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814563&forum_id=2#49545967)