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23andMe files for bankruptcy

https://www.statnews.com/2025/03/24/23andme-files-for-bankru...
Massive pisswyrm
  03/24/25
will promptly be bought out by ccp-backed shell company whic...
Bright brethren
  03/24/25
yep
hilarious range ape
  03/24/25
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multi-colored shivering house boistinker
  03/24/25
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carmine arousing office reading party
  03/24/25
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honey-headed alcoholic heaven
  03/24/25
cr, and the next designer virus will be more advanced
appetizing sadistic rigpig
  03/24/25
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alcoholic blood rage school
  03/24/25
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big hyperactive lodge gunner
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Iridescent Passionate University Double Fault
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magenta duck-like mexican macaca
  03/26/25
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Cruel-hearted codepig base
  03/27/25
bbut what will happen to my DNA?
Coral den striped hyena
  03/24/25
Especially the DNA
Sticky insanely creepy temple ceo
  03/24/25
how is this even possible. wtf is their overhead.
slate mildly autistic half-breed parlour
  03/24/25
titcr
odious station
  03/24/25
it is famously a horrible business. they have zero repeat cu...
Bright brethren
  03/24/25
It was a SPAC? lol no wonder.
odious station
  03/24/25
I wonder if my DNA changed since last year
pearl hairy legs
  03/24/25
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hilarious range ape
  03/24/25
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alcoholic blood rage school
  03/24/25
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Naked Chartreuse Nursing Home
  03/24/25
i want my DNA back
Coral den striped hyena
  03/24/25
you would think that if they auctioned off each asset indivi...
appetizing sadistic rigpig
  03/24/25
That would be pretty brilliant.
alcoholic blood rage school
  03/24/25
Just have Paul Weiss junior associate spend 10 minutes on ea...
maniacal floppy mad-dog skullcap trailer park
  03/24/25
Sure but don't do that.
alcoholic blood rage school
  03/24/25
Yeah but how else will they bill another $10M to this case a...
maniacal floppy mad-dog skullcap trailer park
  03/24/25
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Naked Chartreuse Nursing Home
  03/24/25
(Your future wife)
Cordovan Boltzmann
  03/24/25
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orange galvanic dragon sweet tailpipe
  03/24/25
Explain to me why Paul Weiss filed this case in St. Louis (a...
maniacal floppy mad-dog skullcap trailer park
  03/24/25
They did it bc the proximity of WUSTL makes it a hotbed of l...
flickering area
  03/24/25
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Cruel-hearted codepig base
  03/27/25
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pube
  12/08/25
they should start a confidentiality subscription service whe...
Disturbing Alpha
  03/24/25
MASE submitted 1 sample and put them into bankruptcy
jet persian
  03/24/25
I always laffed at the fagtarded stories of people finding t...
electric apoplectic halford
  03/24/25
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electric apoplectic halford
  03/26/25
https://x.com/unusual_whales/status/1905066490426253723
Bright brethren
  03/27/25
lol
Massive pisswyrm
  03/27/25
When you sign-up for a service and don't read the fine print...
maniacal floppy mad-dog skullcap trailer park
  03/27/25
wait, my DNA
merry screenmas
  12/08/25


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Date: March 24th, 2025 9:16 AM
Author: Massive pisswyrm

https://www.statnews.com/2025/03/24/23andme-files-for-bankruptcy-ceo-anne-wojcicki-resigns/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2#48776819)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 9:21 AM
Author: Bright brethren

will promptly be bought out by ccp-backed shell company which will then own a trove of unanonymized american genetic data

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2#48776822)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 9:39 AM
Author: hilarious range ape

yep

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2#48776855)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: multi-colored shivering house boistinker



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Date: March 24th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: carmine arousing office reading party



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Date: March 24th, 2025 10:02 AM
Author: honey-headed alcoholic heaven



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Date: March 24th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: appetizing sadistic rigpig

cr, and the next designer virus will be more advanced

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2#48777075)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: alcoholic blood rage school



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Date: March 24th, 2025 11:54 AM
Author: big hyperactive lodge gunner



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Date: March 24th, 2025 7:38 PM
Author: Iridescent Passionate University Double Fault



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Date: March 26th, 2025 2:03 PM
Author: magenta duck-like mexican macaca

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2#48784132)



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Date: March 27th, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted codepig base



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Date: March 24th, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: Coral den striped hyena

bbut what will happen to my DNA?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2#48776827)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 9:56 AM
Author: Sticky insanely creepy temple ceo

Especially the DNA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2#48776893)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 9:40 AM
Author: slate mildly autistic half-breed parlour

how is this even possible. wtf is their overhead.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2#48776856)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 9:44 AM
Author: odious station

titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2#48776862)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: Bright brethren

it is famously a horrible business. they have zero repeat customers. you buy your testing kit and results and you never buy anything from them ever again. once they burned through their TAM it was all over. they tried to forcememe some subscription shit to no avail. it should have never gone public, they scammed investors during the spac craze.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2#48776886)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: odious station

It was a SPAC? lol no wonder.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2#48776912)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: pearl hairy legs

I wonder if my DNA changed since last year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2#48776915)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 10:29 AM
Author: hilarious range ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2#48776991)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 11:02 AM
Author: alcoholic blood rage school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2#48777080)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: Naked Chartreuse Nursing Home



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Date: March 24th, 2025 10:32 AM
Author: Coral den striped hyena

i want my DNA back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2#48777000)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 11:02 AM
Author: appetizing sadistic rigpig

you would think that if they auctioned off each asset individually, each person who gave them DNA would pay the most to keep their own personal information confidential. like what, $100? can't imagine any private bidder would be willing to pay that much per person

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2#48777084)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 11:06 AM
Author: alcoholic blood rage school

That would be pretty brilliant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2#48777102)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 12:39 PM
Author: maniacal floppy mad-dog skullcap trailer park

Just have Paul Weiss junior associate spend 10 minutes on each form asset transfer document and this is a net loser.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2#48777412)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: alcoholic blood rage school

Sure but don't do that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2#48777778)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 3:58 PM
Author: maniacal floppy mad-dog skullcap trailer park

Yeah but how else will they bill another $10M to this case after taking in $5M before the filing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2#48778001)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: Naked Chartreuse Nursing Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2#48777327)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 2:46 PM
Author: Cordovan Boltzmann

(Your future wife)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2#48777751)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: orange galvanic dragon sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2#48778639)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 12:08 PM
Author: maniacal floppy mad-dog skullcap trailer park

Explain to me why Paul Weiss filed this case in St. Louis (as opposed to Wilmington, Houston, Newark or Manhattan). What does the 8th Circuit say about personal data that makes this a good jurisdiction?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2#48777309)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: flickering area

They did it bc the proximity of WUSTL makes it a hotbed of liberal arts scholarship

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2#48778503)



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Date: March 27th, 2025 11:05 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted codepig base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2#48786993)



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Date: December 8th, 2025 12:23 PM
Author: pube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2#49493721)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 2:48 PM
Author: Disturbing Alpha

they should start a confidentiality subscription service where they don't sell your data to anyone as long as you pay $10 a month or something like that. A bargain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2#48777756)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 2:49 PM
Author: jet persian

MASE submitted 1 sample and put them into bankruptcy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2#48777758)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 6:33 PM
Author: electric apoplectic halford

I always laffed at the fagtarded stories of people finding their long lost real dad using 23andme

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2#48778477)



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Date: March 26th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: electric apoplectic halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2#48784092)



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Date: March 27th, 2025 2:54 AM
Author: Bright brethren

https://x.com/unusual_whales/status/1905066490426253723

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2#48786280)



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Date: March 27th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: Massive pisswyrm

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2#48786707)



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Date: March 27th, 2025 11:39 AM
Author: maniacal floppy mad-dog skullcap trailer park

When you sign-up for a service and don't read the fine print don't be surprised when it says we can sell all your data without your consent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2#48787162)



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Date: December 8th, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: merry screenmas

wait, my DNA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2#49493859)