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Got kicked out of Whole Foods for hitting on a woman, woke bullshit

There grabbing lunch and I see this hot woman in leggings. T...
mildly autistic aromatic crackhouse
  05/01/26
did you actually call it her "ass crack" when you ...
Laughsome Buff Brunch Puppy
  05/01/26
Is there a better term? I didn't go to med school
mildly autistic aromatic crackhouse
  05/01/26
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bright fear-inspiring twinkling uncleanness pervert
  05/01/26
idk but probably not for someone to use in an event like wha...
Laughsome Buff Brunch Puppy
  05/01/26
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Flushed goyim
  05/01/26
The ultra tight ones that look like a nude ass tp
unholy curious stage ratface
  05/01/26
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mildly autistic aromatic crackhouse
  05/02/26
"she blushed and said uh maybe another time" ...
effete appetizing cruise ship sweet tailpipe
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Impertinent Forum Messiness
  05/02/26
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mildly autistic aromatic crackhouse
  05/21/26
Can't believe this isn't an EPAH thread
Crimson idiot
  05/01/26
If this was an EPAH thread he’d poast pictures of her ...
Haunting bonkers native roast beef
  05/01/26
down her ass crack and smell it after tp
Iridescent jew alpha
  05/01/26
libs ruined everything Libs surveing smoldering, ruined Am...
Impertinent Forum Messiness
  05/02/26
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Irradiated disgusting church building digit ratio
  05/02/26


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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:00 PM
Author: mildly autistic aromatic crackhouse

There grabbing lunch and I see this hot woman in leggings. The ultra tight ones that look like a nude ass. So I walk up to her and start a conversation. Things were totally normal. I complimented her on the pants and she was very receptive to that, then I asked if I could run my hand down her ass crack and smell it after and she blushed and said uh maybe another time. So I went to check out, a bald lib man (store manager) rushes me and makes a big show of telling me to leave immediately. He took my photo and said he'd call the police if I ever returned. I gave him my faggy salad and mineral water to put back and went home kinda bemused. Can't do shit anymore as a man.

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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:02 PM
Author: Laughsome Buff Brunch Puppy

did you actually call it her "ass crack" when you were asking her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862538&forum_id=2#49857545)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:03 PM
Author: mildly autistic aromatic crackhouse

Is there a better term? I didn't go to med school

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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: bright fear-inspiring twinkling uncleanness pervert



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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:08 PM
Author: Laughsome Buff Brunch Puppy

idk but probably not for someone to use in an event like whats described in the op. 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862538&forum_id=2#49857564)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:29 PM
Author: Flushed goyim



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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:18 PM
Author: unholy curious stage ratface

The ultra tight ones that look like a nude ass tp

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Date: May 2nd, 2026 3:46 AM
Author: mildly autistic aromatic crackhouse



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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:24 PM
Author: effete appetizing cruise ship sweet tailpipe

"she blushed and said uh maybe another time"

since you can't go back to the whole foods you should find her at some other place and ask her there. She's clearly open to the idea. Poast everything you know about her and which Whole Foods this was, your XO bros can help you out with the research

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862538&forum_id=2#49857622)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 3:49 AM
Author: Impertinent Forum Messiness



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Date: May 21st, 2026 6:56 PM
Author: mildly autistic aromatic crackhouse



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Date: May 1st, 2026 8:26 PM
Author: Crimson idiot

Can't believe this isn't an EPAH thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862538&forum_id=2#49858073)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 10:10 PM
Author: Haunting bonkers native roast beef

If this was an EPAH thread he’d poast pictures of her leaving his house

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Date: May 1st, 2026 10:32 PM
Author: Iridescent jew alpha

down her ass crack and smell it after tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862538&forum_id=2#49858365)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 3:48 AM
Author: Impertinent Forum Messiness

libs ruined everything

Libs surveing smoldering, ruined America: "Well, we did it."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862538&forum_id=2#49859032)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 3:53 AM
Author: Irradiated disgusting church building digit ratio



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