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Closing argument time this morning. Inshallah I’ll channel my inner EPAH
| house-broken lodge | 04/29/26 |
| Twinkling corner macaca | 04/29/26 |
| house-broken lodge | 04/29/26 |
| Twinkling corner macaca | 05/01/26 |
| coiffed knife hall | 05/01/26 |
| well-lubricated kitchen idiot | 04/29/26 |
| house-broken lodge | 04/29/26 |
| coiffed knife hall | 05/01/26 |
| passionate heaven | 04/29/26 |
| green hyperactive office | 04/29/26 |
| coiffed knife hall | 05/01/26 |
| Curious site | 04/30/26 |
| contagious dysfunction patrolman | 05/01/26 |
| contagious dysfunction patrolman | 05/01/26 |
| coiffed knife hall | 05/01/26 |
| green hyperactive office | 05/02/26 |
| coiffed knife hall | 05/02/26 |
| house-broken lodge | 04/29/26 |
| passionate heaven | 04/29/26 |
| house-broken lodge | 04/29/26 |
| coiffed knife hall | 04/29/26 |
| pearly adulterous jewess stage | 04/29/26 |
| Razzle idiotic doctorate senate | 04/29/26 |
| green hyperactive office | 04/29/26 |
| well-lubricated kitchen idiot | 04/29/26 |
| house-broken lodge | 04/30/26 |
| supple community account meetinghouse | 04/30/26 |
| house-broken lodge | 04/30/26 |
| metal stain partner | 05/01/26 |
| house-broken lodge | 05/01/26 |
| metal stain partner | 05/01/26 |
| house-broken lodge | 05/01/26 |
| Smoky pit mediation | 05/01/26 |
| house-broken lodge | 05/01/26 |
| metal stain partner | 05/01/26 |
| coiffed knife hall | 05/01/26 |
| Smoky pit mediation | 05/02/26 |
| metal stain partner | 05/01/26 |
| coiffed knife hall | 05/01/26 |
| pearly adulterous jewess stage | 05/01/26 |
| well-lubricated kitchen idiot | 05/01/26 |
| Crusty Gas Station Coffee Pot | 04/30/26 |
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| coiffed knife hall | 05/01/26 |
| Gay laughsome field | 05/01/26 |
| coiffed knife hall | 05/01/26 |
| contagious dysfunction patrolman | 05/01/26 |
| pearly adulterous jewess stage | 05/01/26 |
| coiffed knife hall | 05/01/26 |
| house-broken lodge | 05/01/26 |
| coiffed knife hall | 05/01/26 |
| Gay laughsome field | 05/01/26 |
| coiffed knife hall | 05/01/26 |
| green hyperactive office | 05/02/26 |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:19 PM Author: house-broken lodge (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49851221) |
Date: April 29th, 2026 12:20 PM Author: Twinkling corner macaca 3-5 current posters max has ever done a jury trial (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49851229) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:23 PM Author: house-broken lodge You guys do trials in SaAs Law, Ricky? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49851237) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:10 PM Author: Twinkling corner macaca Not Ricky, jewish darkness tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49857429) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:35 PM Author: coiffed knife hall (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49857978) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:32 PM Author: well-lubricated kitchen idiot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49851269) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:38 PM Author: house-broken lodge (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49851296) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM Author: coiffed knife hall (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858174) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:32 PM Author: passionate heaven the elegant lisp, the sassy hand motions, all of it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49851271) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:07 PM Author: green hyperactive office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49852359) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:36 PM Author: coiffed knife hall (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49857979) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:07 PM Author: Curious site (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49854597) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:02 PM Author: contagious dysfunction patrolman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858147) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:03 PM Author: contagious dysfunction patrolman you forgot the WOC paralegal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858148) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:06 PM Author: coiffed knife hall Flocks of stylish WoCs in business casual attire tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858159) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:41 PM Author: green hyperactive office https://imgur.com/a/does-she-know-xw1Aoz0
:-((( I'd be better off in a pine box, on a slow train back to Georgia than recalling that heady week. |
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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:48 PM Author: coiffed knife hall (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49860161) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:27 PM Author: house-broken lodge Just got the not guilty verdict. Pretty chill. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49852210) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:30 PM Author: passionate heaven Did you hit the jury with dat "i'm gay" during closing? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49852219) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:51 PM Author: house-broken lodge Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, in conclusion, I love men (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49852289) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:51 PM Author: coiffed knife hall (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49852293) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:53 PM Author: pearly adulterous jewess stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49852307) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 7:20 PM Author: Razzle idiotic doctorate senate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49852622) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:06 PM Author: green hyperactive office 180! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49852357) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 10:27 PM Author: well-lubricated kitchen idiot hell yeah (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49852981) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:06 PM Author: house-broken lodge Attorney watching my closing said I TROUNCED the DA. It was a felony theft and vandalism where someone was seen on video driving a forklift through a fence into a business and taking pallets with the forklift lol. The video showed a guy with an orange vest, a ski mask and dark clothing. My client was found about an hour later 0.5 miles away on his escooter at 4 am wearing clothes matching that description.
There was also a security guard who ID’d my client as the guy. One issue was that the security guard got on the stand and didn’t really remember IDing my client and said he was far away and it was hard to see much |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:11 PM Author: supple community account meetinghouse What happened to the pallets? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49854603) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:22 PM Author: house-broken lodge He dropped a few and they were scattered all over the street, then he tried to get another load on the forklift and just Left them on the side of the road lol. So he wasn’t successful in stealing them and there was no getaway vehicle/car to load the pallets onto caught on video (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49854623) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:50 AM Author: metal stain partner What a retard. Were you saying ur client wasn’t that guy or it didn’t meet the elements of theft? Why didn’t DA bring criminal mischief charge (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49856810) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:05 PM Author: house-broken lodge To be precise, We got the theft charge dropped at the preliminary hearing (probable cause hearing) by the judge. So this trial was just for felony vandalism. My argument was that they got the wrong guy.
Additional facts in my favor : my client was actually the second guy they stopped. The first guy was also wearing a ski mask and dark clothing but he had a yellow jacket. It was clearly different than the orange vest that could be seen in the video surveilllance , so they let the guy go. (He told officers he was going to work). I argued that had the police investigated a bit more they might have found a third or fourth guy wearing a similar working class uniform with a ski mask and orange vest because this was an industrial area, and maybe whoever committed this crime was wearing something that he knew would be inconspicuous |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:37 PM Author: metal stain partner How many people are out on the streets at 4 am in ski masks in Visalia, wtf is going on (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49856911) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:00 PM Author: house-broken lodge To be fair, this was in the winter, when temp was in the 30s or early 40s (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49856950) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:41 PM Author: Smoky pit mediation Post your closing argument text (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49857030) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 2:05 PM Author: house-broken lodge Don’t have one. I wrote out some bullet points that cover the reasonable doubts that I wanted to address and then I freestyled it from there my man. I always practice out loud a lot in the car and pacing around the house though (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49857095) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 3:02 PM Author: metal stain partner I initially read this as “prancing around the house” (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49857244) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM Author: coiffed knife hall (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858175) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2026 3:15 PM Author: Smoky pit mediation How do you describe reasonable doubt for the retarded proles (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49859824) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:58 PM Author: metal stain partner I wonder what % of white people own a ski mask vs % of niggers that own one (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49857084) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:14 PM Author: coiffed knife hall The most prestigious per capita ski mask ownership discussion board in the world. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858176) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:02 PM Author: pearly adulterous jewess stage 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49856953) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:56 PM Author: well-lubricated kitchen idiot 180. I love forklift cases (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49857530) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:11 PM Author: Crusty Gas Station Coffee Pot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49854604) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:08 PM Author: talking ape idea he suggested How much do you get paid now? Can I hire you? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49854522) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:43 AM Author: talking ape idea he suggested (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49856799) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:40 PM Author: Arousing purple library just don't channel your outer EPAH. no one thinks of Kermit The Frog and sees a top tier lawyer.
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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:20 PM Author: house-broken lodge My throat has been hurting and I suspect it’s from all the talking in court and stress of trial. not to say that this was a really high pressure trial, but im usually exhausted for a couple days after… a comedown after all the adrenaline (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49857452) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:17 PM Author: metal stain partner Do you ever think you'll go private? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49857597) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:34 PM Author: house-broken lodge Yeah, I may do it eventually but I just hate the idea of being distracted and stressed out by business concerns. This way I get the pure majesty of the law, but the high caseload is a downside. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49857972) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:34 PM Author: coiffed knife hall (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49857974) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 8:34 PM Author: metal stain partner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858084) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 8:48 PM Author: coiffed knife hall (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858108) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM Author: Gay laughsome field Yea plus youre dumb and lazy and would fail miserably (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858160) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM Author: coiffed knife hall Shalom. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858162) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:03 PM Author: contagious dysfunction patrolman congrats! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858149) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:04 PM Author: pearly adulterous jewess stage Ginger tea with honey! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858150) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:05 PM Author: coiffed knife hall 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858156) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:36 PM Author: house-broken lodge Looking forward to this, ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858226) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:36 PM Author: coiffed knife hall (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858227) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM Author: Gay laughsome field Not sure how sterilizing your kid is gonna help w the trial (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858161) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM Author: coiffed knife hall Okay, I lol’d (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858173) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:49 PM Author: green hyperactive office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49860163) |