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Closing argument time this morning. Inshallah I’ll channel my inner EPAH

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Exciting demanding hissy fit
  04/29/26
3-5 current posters max has ever done a jury trial
Galvanic Location Roommate
  04/29/26
You guys do trials in SaAs Law, Ricky?
Exciting demanding hissy fit
  04/29/26
Not Ricky, jewish darkness tp
Galvanic Location Roommate
  05/01/26
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Mint Floppy Puppy
  05/01/26
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Vibrant rose halford
  04/29/26
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Exciting demanding hissy fit
  04/29/26
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Mint Floppy Puppy
  05/01/26
the elegant lisp, the sassy hand motions, all of it.
Magenta Reading Party Office
  04/29/26
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Translucent boyish parlour
  04/29/26
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Mint Floppy Puppy
  05/01/26
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Beady-eyed Famous Landscape Painting
  04/30/26
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amber alpha indian lodge
  05/01/26
you forgot the WOC paralegal
amber alpha indian lodge
  05/01/26
Flocks of stylish WoCs in business casual attire tp
Mint Floppy Puppy
  05/01/26
https://imgur.com/a/does-she-know-xw1Aoz0 :-((( I'd be b...
Translucent boyish parlour
  05/02/26
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Mint Floppy Puppy
  05/02/26
Just got the not guilty verdict. Pretty chill.
Exciting demanding hissy fit
  04/29/26
Did you hit the jury with dat "i'm gay" during clo...
Magenta Reading Party Office
  04/29/26
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, in conclusion, I love men
Exciting demanding hissy fit
  04/29/26
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Mint Floppy Puppy
  04/29/26
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vigorous maize therapy macaca
  04/29/26
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Spectacular tanning salon
  04/29/26
180!
Translucent boyish parlour
  04/29/26
hell yeah
Vibrant rose halford
  04/29/26
Attorney watching my closing said I TROUNCED the DA. It was ...
Exciting demanding hissy fit
  04/30/26
What happened to the pallets?
charcoal quadroon
  04/30/26
He dropped a few and they were scattered all over the street...
Exciting demanding hissy fit
  04/30/26
What a retard. Were you saying ur client wasn’t that g...
white rebellious dog poop
  05/01/26
To be precise, We got the theft charge dropped at the prelim...
Exciting demanding hissy fit
  05/01/26
How many people are out on the streets at 4 am in ski masks ...
white rebellious dog poop
  05/01/26
To be fair, this was in the winter, when temp was in the 30s...
Exciting demanding hissy fit
  05/01/26
Post your closing argument text
Brilliant heady pisswyrm set
  05/01/26
Don’t have one. I wrote out some bullet points that co...
Exciting demanding hissy fit
  05/01/26
I initially read this as “prancing around the house&rd...
white rebellious dog poop
  05/01/26
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Mint Floppy Puppy
  05/01/26
How do you describe reasonable doubt for the retarded proles...
Brilliant heady pisswyrm set
  05/02/26
I wonder what % of white people own a ski mask vs % of nigge...
white rebellious dog poop
  05/01/26
The most prestigious per capita ski mask ownership discussio...
Mint Floppy Puppy
  05/01/26
180
vigorous maize therapy macaca
  05/01/26
180. I love forklift cases
Vibrant rose halford
  05/01/26
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Crawly box office trump supporter
  04/30/26
How much do you get paid now? Can I hire you?
Yapping Candlestick Maker Immigrant
  04/30/26
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Yapping Candlestick Maker Immigrant
  05/01/26
just don't channel your outer EPAH. no one thinks of Kermit ...
Multi-colored address black woman
  05/01/26
My throat has been hurting and I suspect it’s from all...
Exciting demanding hissy fit
  05/01/26
Do you ever think you'll go private?
white rebellious dog poop
  05/01/26
Yeah, I may do it eventually but I just hate the idea of bei...
Exciting demanding hissy fit
  05/01/26
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Mint Floppy Puppy
  05/01/26
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white rebellious dog poop
  05/01/26
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Mint Floppy Puppy
  05/01/26
Yea plus youre dumb and lazy and would fail miserably
Curious grizzly sandwich
  05/01/26
Shalom.
Mint Floppy Puppy
  05/01/26
congrats!
amber alpha indian lodge
  05/01/26
Ginger tea with honey!
vigorous maize therapy macaca
  05/01/26
180
Mint Floppy Puppy
  05/01/26
Looking forward to this, ty
Exciting demanding hissy fit
  05/01/26
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Mint Floppy Puppy
  05/01/26
Not sure how sterilizing your kid is gonna help w the trial
Curious grizzly sandwich
  05/01/26
Okay, I lol’d
Mint Floppy Puppy
  05/01/26
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Translucent boyish parlour
  05/02/26


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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: Exciting demanding hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49851221)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:20 PM
Author: Galvanic Location Roommate

3-5 current posters max has ever done a jury trial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49851229)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:23 PM
Author: Exciting demanding hissy fit

You guys do trials in SaAs Law, Ricky?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49851237)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:10 PM
Author: Galvanic Location Roommate

Not Ricky, jewish darkness tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49857429)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:35 PM
Author: Mint Floppy Puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49857978)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: Vibrant rose halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49851269)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:38 PM
Author: Exciting demanding hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49851296)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: Mint Floppy Puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858174)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: Magenta Reading Party Office

the elegant lisp, the sassy hand motions, all of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49851271)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:07 PM
Author: Translucent boyish parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49852359)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:36 PM
Author: Mint Floppy Puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49857979)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:07 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Famous Landscape Painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49854597)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:02 PM
Author: amber alpha indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858147)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: amber alpha indian lodge

you forgot the WOC paralegal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858148)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:06 PM
Author: Mint Floppy Puppy

Flocks of stylish WoCs in business casual attire tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858159)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:41 PM
Author: Translucent boyish parlour

https://imgur.com/a/does-she-know-xw1Aoz0

:-((( I'd be better off in a pine box, on a slow train back to Georgia than recalling that heady week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49860142)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:48 PM
Author: Mint Floppy Puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49860161)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:27 PM
Author: Exciting demanding hissy fit

Just got the not guilty verdict. Pretty chill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49852210)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:30 PM
Author: Magenta Reading Party Office

Did you hit the jury with dat "i'm gay" during closing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49852219)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:51 PM
Author: Exciting demanding hissy fit

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, in conclusion, I love men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49852289)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:51 PM
Author: Mint Floppy Puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49852293)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:53 PM
Author: vigorous maize therapy macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49852307)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: Spectacular tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49852622)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:06 PM
Author: Translucent boyish parlour

180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49852357)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: Vibrant rose halford

hell yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49852981)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:06 PM
Author: Exciting demanding hissy fit

Attorney watching my closing said I TROUNCED the DA. It was a felony theft and vandalism where someone was seen on video driving a forklift through a fence into a business and taking pallets with the forklift lol. The video showed a guy with an orange vest, a ski mask and dark clothing. My client was found about an hour later 0.5 miles away on his escooter at 4 am wearing clothes matching that description.

There was also a security guard who ID’d my client as the guy. One issue was that the security guard got on the stand and didn’t really remember IDing my client and said he was far away and it was hard to see much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49854517)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:11 PM
Author: charcoal quadroon

What happened to the pallets?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49854603)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:22 PM
Author: Exciting demanding hissy fit

He dropped a few and they were scattered all over the street, then he tried to get another load on the forklift and just Left them on the side of the road lol. So he wasn’t successful in stealing them and there was no getaway vehicle/car to load the pallets onto caught on video

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49854623)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:50 AM
Author: white rebellious dog poop

What a retard. Were you saying ur client wasn’t that guy or it didn’t meet the elements of theft? Why didn’t DA bring criminal mischief charge

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49856810)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:05 PM
Author: Exciting demanding hissy fit

To be precise, We got the theft charge dropped at the preliminary hearing (probable cause hearing) by the judge. So this trial was just for felony vandalism. My argument was that they got the wrong guy.

Additional facts in my favor :

my client was actually the second guy they stopped. The first guy was also wearing a ski mask and dark clothing but he had a yellow jacket. It was clearly different than the orange vest that could be seen in the video surveilllance , so they let the guy go. (He told officers he was going to work). I argued that had the police investigated a bit more they might have found a third or fourth guy wearing a similar working class uniform with a ski mask and orange vest because this was an industrial area, and maybe whoever committed this crime was wearing something that he knew would be inconspicuous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49856848)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:37 PM
Author: white rebellious dog poop

How many people are out on the streets at 4 am in ski masks in Visalia, wtf is going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49856911)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:00 PM
Author: Exciting demanding hissy fit

To be fair, this was in the winter, when temp was in the 30s or early 40s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49856950)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: Brilliant heady pisswyrm set

Post your closing argument text

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49857030)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 2:05 PM
Author: Exciting demanding hissy fit

Don’t have one. I wrote out some bullet points that cover the reasonable doubts that I wanted to address and then I freestyled it from there my man. I always practice out loud a lot in the car and pacing around the house though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49857095)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 3:02 PM
Author: white rebellious dog poop

I initially read this as “prancing around the house”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49857244)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: Mint Floppy Puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858175)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 3:15 PM
Author: Brilliant heady pisswyrm set

How do you describe reasonable doubt for the retarded proles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49859824)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:58 PM
Author: white rebellious dog poop

I wonder what % of white people own a ski mask vs % of niggers that own one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49857084)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: Mint Floppy Puppy

The most prestigious per capita ski mask ownership discussion board in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858176)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:02 PM
Author: vigorous maize therapy macaca

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49856953)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: Vibrant rose halford

180. I love forklift cases

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49857530)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:11 PM
Author: Crawly box office trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49854604)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: Yapping Candlestick Maker Immigrant

How much do you get paid now? Can I hire you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49854522)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:43 AM
Author: Yapping Candlestick Maker Immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49856799)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:40 PM
Author: Multi-colored address black woman

just don't channel your outer EPAH. no one thinks of Kermit The Frog and sees a top tier lawyer.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49856919)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:20 PM
Author: Exciting demanding hissy fit

My throat has been hurting and I suspect it’s from all the talking in court and stress of trial. not to say that this was a really high pressure trial, but im usually exhausted for a couple days after… a comedown after all the adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49857452)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:17 PM
Author: white rebellious dog poop

Do you ever think you'll go private?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49857597)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: Exciting demanding hissy fit

Yeah, I may do it eventually but I just hate the idea of being distracted and stressed out by business concerns. This way I get the pure majesty of the law, but the high caseload is a downside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49857972)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: Mint Floppy Puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49857974)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: white rebellious dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858084)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 8:48 PM
Author: Mint Floppy Puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858108)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: Curious grizzly sandwich

Yea plus youre dumb and lazy and would fail miserably

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858160)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: Mint Floppy Puppy

Shalom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858162)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: amber alpha indian lodge

congrats!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858149)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:04 PM
Author: vigorous maize therapy macaca

Ginger tea with honey!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858150)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:05 PM
Author: Mint Floppy Puppy

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858156)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: Exciting demanding hissy fit

Looking forward to this, ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858226)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: Mint Floppy Puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858227)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: Curious grizzly sandwich

Not sure how sterilizing your kid is gonna help w the trial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858161)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: Mint Floppy Puppy

Okay, I lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858173)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: Translucent boyish parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49860163)