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Just realized George Michael - Father Figure is about “grooming”

Somehow this flew under the radar… I will be your ...
hilarious racy pit
  11/22/23
was ok till the lyric, "put your tiny hand in mine"...
french striped hyena new version
  11/22/23
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Abusive garrison
  09/30/25
"Be your daddy, woahooo, I will be yours"
Ocher coffee pot international law enforcement agency
  11/22/23
I will be your teacher, preacher Anything you had in mind
Odious doobsian cruise ship kitty
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hilarious racy pit
  12/04/23
Holy fuck
naked snowy ape
  11/22/23
it's insane that millions of women legit believed he was str...
Disrespectful Juggernaut
  11/22/23
Bill Hicks knew https://youtu.be/jZi4vz26psI?si=bzIdmbmX...
hilarious racy pit
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kink-friendly pistol brunch
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kink-friendly pistol brunch
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Women are 180
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Situational Awareness Bear
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Heady address
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hilarious racy pit
  11/23/23
I will be the one who shitpoasts Till The End Of...
Odious doobsian cruise ship kitty
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hilarious racy pit
  11/23/23
wrong. it's about pure love. "George Michael didn't ev...
hairraiser background story
  11/23/23
"In the song, George is searching for something "s...
hairraiser background story
  11/23/23
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hairraiser background story
  11/26/23
I remember how big the song was as a kid. In 1988, nobody wa...
razzmatazz pozpig idiot
  11/26/23
the 11 yo boy thought as he looked down at his small hands
hairraiser background story
  11/26/23
I'm 100% cynical now, but not when I was 8. I didn't even im...
razzmatazz pozpig idiot
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hilarious racy pit
  11/29/23
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Odious doobsian cruise ship kitty
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Ocher coffee pot international law enforcement agency
  09/30/25
Adam Carolla has a great bit about how Freddie Mercury was b...
aphrodisiac theatre wagecucks
  04/28/24
180 song
Henna frisky school
  12/04/23
He gets writing credit but there’s no way he wrote the...
hilarious racy pit
  12/04/23
is he not good at melody or something? he's got some grea...
Henna frisky school
  12/04/23
he was purely a producer driven act
hilarious racy pit
  12/04/23
WTF dude was talented as fuck
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  12/15/24
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hilarious racy pit
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Date: November 22nd, 2023 3:26 PM
Author: hilarious racy pit

Somehow this flew under the radar…

I will be your father figure

Put your tiny hand in mine

I will be your preacher teacher

Anything you have in mind

I will be your father figure

I have had enough of crime

I will be the one who loves you 'til the end of time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2#47087128)



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Date: November 22nd, 2023 3:31 PM
Author: french striped hyena new version

was ok till the lyric, "put your tiny hand in mine" when I blurted out, "WHat the what, your what in WHAAAA?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2#47087159)



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Date: September 30th, 2025 3:18 PM
Author: Abusive garrison



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Date: November 22nd, 2023 3:33 PM
Author: Ocher coffee pot international law enforcement agency

"Be your daddy, woahooo, I will be yours"

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Date: November 22nd, 2023 4:02 PM
Author: Odious doobsian cruise ship kitty

I will be your teacher, preacher

Anything you had in mind

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Date: December 4th, 2023 8:52 AM
Author: hilarious racy pit



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Date: November 22nd, 2023 4:03 PM
Author: naked snowy ape

Holy fuck

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Date: November 22nd, 2023 4:03 PM
Author: Disrespectful Juggernaut

it's insane that millions of women legit believed he was straight for years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2#47087294)



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Date: November 22nd, 2023 4:04 PM
Author: hilarious racy pit

Bill Hicks knew

https://youtu.be/jZi4vz26psI?si=bzIdmbmXn31qBbm5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2#47087300)



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Date: August 9th, 2026 1:10 AM
Author: https://imgur.com/a/o2g8xYK




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Date: November 23rd, 2023 10:48 AM
Author: kink-friendly pistol brunch



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Date: April 28th, 2024 10:02 PM
Author: kink-friendly pistol brunch



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Date: December 15th, 2024 10:14 PM
Author: disturbing preventive strike

Women are 180

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Date: August 9th, 2026 12:45 AM
Author: Situational Awareness Bear



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Date: December 15th, 2024 10:19 PM
Author: Heady address



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Date: November 23rd, 2023 9:36 AM
Author: hilarious racy pit



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Date: November 23rd, 2023 10:24 AM
Author: Odious doobsian cruise ship kitty

I will be the one who shitpoasts

Till

The

End

Of

Time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2#47089535)



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Date: November 23rd, 2023 11:45 AM
Author: hilarious racy pit



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Date: November 23rd, 2023 10:55 AM
Author: hairraiser background story

wrong. it's about pure love.

"George Michael didn't ever specifically reveal what 'Father Figure' was about, but a lot can be gleaned from its lyrics. A love song, it features the narrator desperately wanting to be in a close and sexual relationship with someone they admire, and to also look after and be their 'father figure' of some kind."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2#47089621)



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Date: November 23rd, 2023 10:57 AM
Author: hairraiser background story

"In the song, George is searching for something "sacred" in a sexual partner, and hopes that it will protect both of them.

He also mentions something illegal, either literally or in the minds of others, singing “I have had enough of crime and "Sometimes love can be mistaken for a crime.” This potentially alludes to the general feeling towards gay people back in the 1980s, plus gay relationships were still illegal in many parts of the world (and still is).

The line “Put your tiny hand in mine" is particularly controversial. George was only 24 at the time, but he had a masculine image that made him seem far more mature than he was.

Whoever he was singing to, he wants to play the father or "teacher" role and act out the figure that Princess Diana and other women, men and young fans wanted him to be. He wanted to be their protector."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2#47089627)



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Date: November 26th, 2023 8:03 PM
Author: hairraiser background story



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Date: November 26th, 2023 8:19 PM
Author: razzmatazz pozpig idiot

I remember how big the song was as a kid. In 1988, nobody was even really considering the possibility he was gay. It really was a simpler, better time. I assumed "put your tiny hand in mine" was because it was a girl with naturally smaller hands than his.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2#47102601)



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Date: November 26th, 2023 8:22 PM
Author: hairraiser background story

the 11 yo boy thought as he looked down at his small hands

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2#47102616)



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Date: November 26th, 2023 8:23 PM
Author: razzmatazz pozpig idiot

I'm 100% cynical now, but not when I was 8. I didn't even imagine it could be about a kid or a man. Simpler times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2#47102621)



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Date: November 29th, 2023 9:50 AM
Author: hilarious racy pit



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Date: December 15th, 2024 10:12 PM
Author: Odious doobsian cruise ship kitty



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Date: September 30th, 2025 3:20 PM
Author: Ocher coffee pot international law enforcement agency



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Date: April 28th, 2024 10:28 PM
Author: aphrodisiac theatre wagecucks

Adam Carolla has a great bit about how Freddie Mercury was basically screaming that he was gay in the 80s but everyone kept thinking "I bet he gets a ton of chicks"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmJHsmzTUug

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2#47616759)



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Date: December 4th, 2023 8:55 AM
Author: Henna frisky school

180 song

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2#47130852)



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Date: December 4th, 2023 11:24 AM
Author: hilarious racy pit

He gets writing credit but there’s no way he wrote the melody. Some producer created that song

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2#47131312)



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Date: December 4th, 2023 11:26 AM
Author: Henna frisky school

is he not good at melody or something?

he's got some great songs. One More try is another 1800

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2#47131320)



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Date: December 4th, 2023 11:39 AM
Author: hilarious racy pit

he was purely a producer driven act

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2#47131380)



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Date: December 15th, 2024 10:14 PM
Author: marvelous senate

WTF dude was talented as fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2#48452738)



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Date: December 19th, 2023 10:11 AM
Author: hilarious racy pit



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