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Closing argument time this morning. Inshallah I’ll channel my inner EPAH

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aqua orchestra pit volcanic crater
  04/29/26
3-5 current posters max has ever done a jury trial
mentally impaired psychic
  04/29/26
You guys do trials in SaAs Law, Ricky?
aqua orchestra pit volcanic crater
  04/29/26
Not Ricky, jewish darkness tp
mentally impaired psychic
  05/01/26
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Trip red personal credit line pocket flask
  05/01/26
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charismatic travel guidebook brethren
  04/29/26
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aqua orchestra pit volcanic crater
  04/29/26
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Trip red personal credit line pocket flask
  05/01/26
the elegant lisp, the sassy hand motions, all of it.
thriller pit trust fund
  04/29/26
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Narrow-minded Ruby Shrine
  04/29/26
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Trip red personal credit line pocket flask
  05/01/26
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histrionic plaza
  04/30/26
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vivacious painfully honest generalized bond
  05/01/26
you forgot the WOC paralegal
vivacious painfully honest generalized bond
  05/01/26
Flocks of stylish WoCs in business casual attire tp
Trip red personal credit line pocket flask
  05/01/26
https://imgur.com/a/does-she-know-xw1Aoz0 :-((( I'd be b...
Narrow-minded Ruby Shrine
  05/02/26
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Trip red personal credit line pocket flask
  05/02/26
Just got the not guilty verdict. Pretty chill.
aqua orchestra pit volcanic crater
  04/29/26
Did you hit the jury with dat "i'm gay" during clo...
thriller pit trust fund
  04/29/26
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, in conclusion, I love men
aqua orchestra pit volcanic crater
  04/29/26
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Trip red personal credit line pocket flask
  04/29/26
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Laughsome Weed Whacker School
  04/29/26
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Brilliant comical nowag office
  04/29/26
180!
Narrow-minded Ruby Shrine
  04/29/26
hell yeah
charismatic travel guidebook brethren
  04/29/26
Attorney watching my closing said I TROUNCED the DA. It was ...
aqua orchestra pit volcanic crater
  04/30/26
What happened to the pallets?
Offensive corn cake
  04/30/26
He dropped a few and they were scattered all over the street...
aqua orchestra pit volcanic crater
  04/30/26
What a retard. Were you saying ur client wasn’t that g...
bearded hyperventilating university
  05/01/26
To be precise, We got the theft charge dropped at the prelim...
aqua orchestra pit volcanic crater
  05/01/26
How many people are out on the streets at 4 am in ski masks ...
bearded hyperventilating university
  05/01/26
To be fair, this was in the winter, when temp was in the 30s...
aqua orchestra pit volcanic crater
  05/01/26
Post your closing argument text
vibrant foreskin
  05/01/26
Don’t have one. I wrote out some bullet points that co...
aqua orchestra pit volcanic crater
  05/01/26
I initially read this as “prancing around the house&rd...
bearded hyperventilating university
  05/01/26
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Trip red personal credit line pocket flask
  05/01/26
How do you describe reasonable doubt for the retarded proles...
vibrant foreskin
  05/02/26
I wonder what % of white people own a ski mask vs % of nigge...
bearded hyperventilating university
  05/01/26
The most prestigious per capita ski mask ownership discussio...
Trip red personal credit line pocket flask
  05/01/26
180
Laughsome Weed Whacker School
  05/01/26
180. I love forklift cases
charismatic travel guidebook brethren
  05/01/26
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Dull Spot Masturbator
  04/30/26
How much do you get paid now? Can I hire you?
Avocado Idea He Suggested Party Of The First Part
  04/30/26
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Avocado Idea He Suggested Party Of The First Part
  05/01/26
just don't channel your outer EPAH. no one thinks of Kermit ...
fishy deep indian lodge people who are hurt
  05/01/26
My throat has been hurting and I suspect it’s from all...
aqua orchestra pit volcanic crater
  05/01/26
Do you ever think you'll go private?
bearded hyperventilating university
  05/01/26
Yeah, I may do it eventually but I just hate the idea of bei...
aqua orchestra pit volcanic crater
  05/01/26
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Trip red personal credit line pocket flask
  05/01/26
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bearded hyperventilating university
  05/01/26
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Trip red personal credit line pocket flask
  05/01/26
Yea plus youre dumb and lazy and would fail miserably
hateful dark death wish
  05/01/26
Shalom.
Trip red personal credit line pocket flask
  05/01/26
congrats!
vivacious painfully honest generalized bond
  05/01/26
Ginger tea with honey!
Laughsome Weed Whacker School
  05/01/26
180
Trip red personal credit line pocket flask
  05/01/26
Looking forward to this, ty
aqua orchestra pit volcanic crater
  05/01/26
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Trip red personal credit line pocket flask
  05/01/26
Not sure how sterilizing your kid is gonna help w the trial
hateful dark death wish
  05/01/26
Okay, I lol’d
Trip red personal credit line pocket flask
  05/01/26
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Narrow-minded Ruby Shrine
  05/02/26


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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: aqua orchestra pit volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49851221)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:20 PM
Author: mentally impaired psychic

3-5 current posters max has ever done a jury trial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49851229)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:23 PM
Author: aqua orchestra pit volcanic crater

You guys do trials in SaAs Law, Ricky?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49851237)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:10 PM
Author: mentally impaired psychic

Not Ricky, jewish darkness tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49857429)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:35 PM
Author: Trip red personal credit line pocket flask



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: charismatic travel guidebook brethren



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:38 PM
Author: aqua orchestra pit volcanic crater



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: Trip red personal credit line pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858174)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: thriller pit trust fund

the elegant lisp, the sassy hand motions, all of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49851271)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:07 PM
Author: Narrow-minded Ruby Shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49852359)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:36 PM
Author: Trip red personal credit line pocket flask



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:07 PM
Author: histrionic plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49854597)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:02 PM
Author: vivacious painfully honest generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858147)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: vivacious painfully honest generalized bond

you forgot the WOC paralegal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858148)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:06 PM
Author: Trip red personal credit line pocket flask

Flocks of stylish WoCs in business casual attire tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858159)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:41 PM
Author: Narrow-minded Ruby Shrine

https://imgur.com/a/does-she-know-xw1Aoz0

:-((( I'd be better off in a pine box, on a slow train back to Georgia than recalling that heady week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49860142)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:48 PM
Author: Trip red personal credit line pocket flask



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:27 PM
Author: aqua orchestra pit volcanic crater

Just got the not guilty verdict. Pretty chill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49852210)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:30 PM
Author: thriller pit trust fund

Did you hit the jury with dat "i'm gay" during closing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49852219)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:51 PM
Author: aqua orchestra pit volcanic crater

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, in conclusion, I love men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49852289)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:51 PM
Author: Trip red personal credit line pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49852293)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:53 PM
Author: Laughsome Weed Whacker School



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49852307)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: Brilliant comical nowag office



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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:06 PM
Author: Narrow-minded Ruby Shrine

180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49852357)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: charismatic travel guidebook brethren

hell yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49852981)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:06 PM
Author: aqua orchestra pit volcanic crater

Attorney watching my closing said I TROUNCED the DA. It was a felony theft and vandalism where someone was seen on video driving a forklift through a fence into a business and taking pallets with the forklift lol. The video showed a guy with an orange vest, a ski mask and dark clothing. My client was found about an hour later 0.5 miles away on his escooter at 4 am wearing clothes matching that description.

There was also a security guard who ID’d my client as the guy. One issue was that the security guard got on the stand and didn’t really remember IDing my client and said he was far away and it was hard to see much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49854517)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:11 PM
Author: Offensive corn cake

What happened to the pallets?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49854603)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:22 PM
Author: aqua orchestra pit volcanic crater

He dropped a few and they were scattered all over the street, then he tried to get another load on the forklift and just Left them on the side of the road lol. So he wasn’t successful in stealing them and there was no getaway vehicle/car to load the pallets onto caught on video

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49854623)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:50 AM
Author: bearded hyperventilating university

What a retard. Were you saying ur client wasn’t that guy or it didn’t meet the elements of theft? Why didn’t DA bring criminal mischief charge

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49856810)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:05 PM
Author: aqua orchestra pit volcanic crater

To be precise, We got the theft charge dropped at the preliminary hearing (probable cause hearing) by the judge. So this trial was just for felony vandalism. My argument was that they got the wrong guy.

Additional facts in my favor :

my client was actually the second guy they stopped. The first guy was also wearing a ski mask and dark clothing but he had a yellow jacket. It was clearly different than the orange vest that could be seen in the video surveilllance , so they let the guy go. (He told officers he was going to work). I argued that had the police investigated a bit more they might have found a third or fourth guy wearing a similar working class uniform with a ski mask and orange vest because this was an industrial area, and maybe whoever committed this crime was wearing something that he knew would be inconspicuous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49856848)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:37 PM
Author: bearded hyperventilating university

How many people are out on the streets at 4 am in ski masks in Visalia, wtf is going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49856911)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:00 PM
Author: aqua orchestra pit volcanic crater

To be fair, this was in the winter, when temp was in the 30s or early 40s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49856950)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: vibrant foreskin

Post your closing argument text

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49857030)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 2:05 PM
Author: aqua orchestra pit volcanic crater

Don’t have one. I wrote out some bullet points that cover the reasonable doubts that I wanted to address and then I freestyled it from there my man. I always practice out loud a lot in the car and pacing around the house though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49857095)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 3:02 PM
Author: bearded hyperventilating university

I initially read this as “prancing around the house”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49857244)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: Trip red personal credit line pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858175)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 3:15 PM
Author: vibrant foreskin

How do you describe reasonable doubt for the retarded proles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49859824)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:58 PM
Author: bearded hyperventilating university

I wonder what % of white people own a ski mask vs % of niggers that own one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49857084)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: Trip red personal credit line pocket flask

The most prestigious per capita ski mask ownership discussion board in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858176)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:02 PM
Author: Laughsome Weed Whacker School

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49856953)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: charismatic travel guidebook brethren

180. I love forklift cases

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49857530)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:11 PM
Author: Dull Spot Masturbator



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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: Avocado Idea He Suggested Party Of The First Part

How much do you get paid now? Can I hire you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49854522)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:43 AM
Author: Avocado Idea He Suggested Party Of The First Part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49856799)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:40 PM
Author: fishy deep indian lodge people who are hurt

just don't channel your outer EPAH. no one thinks of Kermit The Frog and sees a top tier lawyer.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49856919)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:20 PM
Author: aqua orchestra pit volcanic crater

My throat has been hurting and I suspect it’s from all the talking in court and stress of trial. not to say that this was a really high pressure trial, but im usually exhausted for a couple days after… a comedown after all the adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49857452)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:17 PM
Author: bearded hyperventilating university

Do you ever think you'll go private?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49857597)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: aqua orchestra pit volcanic crater

Yeah, I may do it eventually but I just hate the idea of being distracted and stressed out by business concerns. This way I get the pure majesty of the law, but the high caseload is a downside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49857972)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: Trip red personal credit line pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49857974)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: bearded hyperventilating university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858084)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 8:48 PM
Author: Trip red personal credit line pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858108)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: hateful dark death wish

Yea plus youre dumb and lazy and would fail miserably

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858160)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: Trip red personal credit line pocket flask

Shalom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858162)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: vivacious painfully honest generalized bond

congrats!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858149)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:04 PM
Author: Laughsome Weed Whacker School

Ginger tea with honey!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858150)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:05 PM
Author: Trip red personal credit line pocket flask

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858156)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: aqua orchestra pit volcanic crater

Looking forward to this, ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858226)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: Trip red personal credit line pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858227)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: hateful dark death wish

Not sure how sterilizing your kid is gonna help w the trial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858161)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: Trip red personal credit line pocket flask

Okay, I lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858173)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: Narrow-minded Ruby Shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49860163)