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I PROMOTE THE ASSASSINATION OF ANYONE INVOLVED IN PRIVATE EQUITY
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Date: May 26th, 2025 10:15 AM Author: Glittery Step-uncle's House (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730003&forum_id=2#48962073) |
Date: May 26th, 2025 10:16 AM Author: aphrodisiac mauve locale chad as a PE employee, i agree, but dont shoot me (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730003&forum_id=2#48962074) |
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Date: May 26th, 2025 10:19 AM Author: Brilliant parlour useless brakes We do a lot of lending to PE firms and in turn are owned by them. It's a hilarious circle. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730003&forum_id=2#48962081) |
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Date: May 26th, 2025 10:20 AM Author: aphrodisiac mauve locale chad ?
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Date: May 26th, 2025 12:45 PM Author: Brilliant parlour useless brakes I work at a PE owned asset manager who in turn has an alternative lending business that lends to PE players including operating subs of our own PE owners. It's kind of hilarious. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730003&forum_id=2#48962468) |
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Date: May 26th, 2025 1:06 PM Author: aphrodisiac mauve locale chad Normally its the lender that owns the PE fund in my view. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730003&forum_id=2#48962516) |
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Date: May 26th, 2025 1:08 PM Author: Curious national dragon It’s all variations on the basic theme of sticking your own penis in your asshole (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730003&forum_id=2#48962519) |
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Date: May 26th, 2025 8:39 PM Author: Glittery Step-uncle's House (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730003&forum_id=2#48963499) |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 8:12 AM Author: woah (hitler did nothing wrong) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730003&forum_id=2#49785399) |
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Date: May 27th, 2025 2:50 PM Author: Brilliant parlour useless brakes We are an asset manager that is 20x bigger than the lending arm of the business which is turn is probably 20x bigger than any of our PE funds. The alts lending business has been shitty the last couple years.... The asset management business itself is booming. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730003&forum_id=2#48965295) |
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Date: May 27th, 2025 7:49 PM Author: rough-skinned crystalline toilet seat What’s Schwarzman like outside the office? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730003&forum_id=2#48966152) |
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Date: May 26th, 2025 10:22 AM Author: Fear-inspiring office boistinker What about employees whose companies get bought out by PE? Them too? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730003&forum_id=2#48962088) |
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Date: May 26th, 2025 10:25 AM Author: Glittery Step-uncle's House all against the wall and into the pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730003&forum_id=2#48962097) |
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Date: May 26th, 2025 11:43 AM Author: rough-skinned crystalline toilet seat But think of the middle market pesticide companies that got rolled up. Who’s gonna spray my house! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730003&forum_id=2#48962270) |
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Date: May 26th, 2025 6:48 PM Author: Glittery Step-uncle's House Who's gonna buy these hyperlocal raw honey companies and expose them to 666G!?!?!? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730003&forum_id=2#48963303) |
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Date: May 26th, 2025 12:52 PM Author: dashing ultramarine school gaping People hate private equity for some reason. I think it's because of Clique. The people who go into PE tend to come from the same narrow pipeline. Elite universities, bulge bracket banks, consulting firms. There’s a job interview phenotype that’s real. If you didn’t fit it, you were filtered out before you got in. It feels exclusive in the worst way: not based on ability, but polish. It reminds people of the parts of the "meritocracy" that are fake. Private equity doesn’t answer to you. It answers to a tight circle of limited partners. It doesn’t have to pretend to care what the customer thinks beyond EBITDA. And that lack of public accountability makes it feel more sinister imho. But really, what the hell is the difference between "private" and "public" equity? Discuss. |
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Date: May 26th, 2025 1:08 PM Author: aphrodisiac mauve locale chad PE is much more focused on short term "Gains" that come at the expense of employees rather than actually creating value.
Public companies don't leverage themselves to the hilt in order to increase ROE. |
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Date: May 26th, 2025 4:17 PM Author: dead native turdskin PE is just extreme about everything. Sometimes employees at portfolio companies who suck end up making a ton. They’d have been middle of the road suckers and PE comes along and suddenly they have a million bucks in the bank. Oddly enough it’s the more senior people that end up getting fucked the hardest often times. They don’t realize they’re given worthless equity to keep some shit comapany afloat that will be sold off in a fire sale in 3 years even though the PE firm knows it’s likely to go that way. These guys otherwise have good credentials and could have been working some chill job making even more instead of busting their asses off for worthless equity (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730003&forum_id=2#48962985) |
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Date: May 27th, 2025 12:28 AM Author: aphrodisiac mauve locale chad "Oddly enough it’s the more senior people that end up getting fucked the hardest often times. They don’t realize they’re given worthless equity to keep some shit company afloat that will be sold off in a fire sale in 3 years even though the PE firm knows it’s likely to go that way."
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Date: April 1st, 2026 7:24 AM Author: Fucking Fuckface Just went through this for a bit. Told them to fuck themselves (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730003&forum_id=2#49785346) |
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Date: May 26th, 2025 4:27 PM Author: slap-happy cruise ship and the public. especially when PE raeps shit like healthcare. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730003&forum_id=2#48963008) |
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Date: May 26th, 2025 8:27 PM Author: flatulent headpube They pump and dump a company, selling off and outsourcing everything possible in the name of short term gains. Then they sell off the shitty husk of what’s left to an even sketchier PE shop that specializes in companies circling the drain.
It’s basically the guys fucking the corpse on the subway, only the corpses are the companies we grew up with. |
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Date: May 27th, 2025 12:29 AM Author: aphrodisiac mauve locale chad wast there a poaster who fuckd his dead mom? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730003&forum_id=2#48963929) |
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Date: May 27th, 2025 12:57 PM Author: flatulent headpube Many such cases (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730003&forum_id=2#48964926) |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 7:37 AM Author: mog You’re hilariously wrong on both counts. For your first point, please show your math. Last I checked businesses need wagies to function and so it wouldn’t benefit a sponsor to fire everyone. As someone who works in this space, the horror stories where a sponsor comes in and strip mines a firm are more fiction than fact, and where that is indeed the case it’s either from ancient history or is truly warranted (i.e., b/c the firm is overbloated and does have fat that can and should be trimmed). I won’t argue that they create value though so you’re right on that point.
As for your second point, just LOL if you don’t think pubcos aren’t up to the same shenanigans. Look at the current M&A market, it’s all pubco strategic transactions where acquiriers are leveraging themselves to the tits. |
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Date: May 26th, 2025 1:57 PM Author: gaped ivory brethren pocket flask how about colt tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730003&forum_id=2#48962661) |
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Date: May 26th, 2025 8:27 PM Author: flatulent headpube It’s not a fate id necessarily spare them from (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730003&forum_id=2#48963478) |
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Date: May 27th, 2025 1:02 PM Author: blathering private investor mods need to do something abt the antisemitism here (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730003&forum_id=2#48964943) |
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Date: May 27th, 2025 2:31 PM Author: Onyx Trailer Park Psychic But then how would ugly jews like MPA and ARE reptile be able to afford plastic chink action figures and trading cards? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730003&forum_id=2#48965236) |
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Date: May 27th, 2025 2:51 PM Author: vibrant set hairy legs MPA is Italian-Catholic or something, I'm almost sure of this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730003&forum_id=2#48965298) |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 7:25 AM Author: Must Poast Always (No Future) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730003&forum_id=2#49785347) |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 3:59 AM Author: The Accusing Spirit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730003&forum_id=2#49785237) |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 7:43 AM Author: cowgod I was looking at some company’s website and some KKR employee with his Picture was listed as Chairman of the Board. “I am your better, champ.” (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730003&forum_id=2#49785355) |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 7:45 AM Author: The Absolute State of the Strait ( ) My dad worked more or less his entire life at a wood crafting business in small town CT, made it all the way up the chain and then a PE firm came in and sunk it in one year. That was my boomer Dad’s first exposure to reality as experienced by us afaik. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730003&forum_id=2#49785359) |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 8:01 AM Author: Judas Jones I thought this was going to be about how your dad went from carving wood to carving up companies when he made a career switch from woodworking to PE. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730003&forum_id=2#49785376) |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 8:04 AM Author: The Absolute State of the Strait ( ) lol yeah right. I am Scum, how many times must I say it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730003&forum_id=2#49785380) |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 8:09 AM Author: elderly jewish father in law megapoasting from FL (gunneratttt) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730003&forum_id=2#49785392) |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 8:06 AM Author: Juan Eighty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730003&forum_id=2#49785383) |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 8:07 AM Author: Only sane guy in the room you know what would help even more? the assassination of everyone linked to this demon infested scam site (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730003&forum_id=2#49785384) |