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Closing argument time this morning. Inshallah I’ll channel my inner EPAH

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aqua titillating fat ankles
  04/29/26
3-5 current posters max has ever done a jury trial
Salmon arousing haunted graveyard parlor
  04/29/26
You guys do trials in SaAs Law, Ricky?
aqua titillating fat ankles
  04/29/26
Not Ricky, jewish darkness tp
Salmon arousing haunted graveyard parlor
  05/01/26
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Odious Stag Film
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lemon comical hospital nibblets
  04/29/26
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aqua titillating fat ankles
  04/29/26
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Odious Stag Film
  05/01/26
the elegant lisp, the sassy hand motions, all of it.
Appetizing Institution Therapy
  04/29/26
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Beady-eyed cobalt newt sanctuary
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Odious Stag Film
  05/01/26
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Adventurous Gold Pisswyrm Hissy Fit
  04/30/26
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aromatic coral home
  05/01/26
you forgot the WOC paralegal
aromatic coral home
  05/01/26
Flocks of stylish WoCs in business casual attire tp
Odious Stag Film
  05/01/26
https://imgur.com/a/does-she-know-xw1Aoz0 :-((( I'd be b...
Beady-eyed cobalt newt sanctuary
  05/02/26
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Odious Stag Film
  05/02/26
Just got the not guilty verdict. Pretty chill.
aqua titillating fat ankles
  04/29/26
Did you hit the jury with dat "i'm gay" during clo...
Appetizing Institution Therapy
  04/29/26
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, in conclusion, I love men
aqua titillating fat ankles
  04/29/26
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Odious Stag Film
  04/29/26
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Shimmering vengeful den legend
  04/29/26
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soul-stirring pale ladyboy cruise ship
  04/29/26
180!
Beady-eyed cobalt newt sanctuary
  04/29/26
hell yeah
lemon comical hospital nibblets
  04/29/26
Attorney watching my closing said I TROUNCED the DA. It was ...
aqua titillating fat ankles
  04/30/26
What happened to the pallets?
unholy space
  04/30/26
He dropped a few and they were scattered all over the street...
aqua titillating fat ankles
  04/30/26
What a retard. Were you saying ur client wasn’t that g...
Vibrant Scourge Upon The Earth Office
  05/01/26
To be precise, We got the theft charge dropped at the prelim...
aqua titillating fat ankles
  05/01/26
How many people are out on the streets at 4 am in ski masks ...
Vibrant Scourge Upon The Earth Office
  05/01/26
To be fair, this was in the winter, when temp was in the 30s...
aqua titillating fat ankles
  05/01/26
Post your closing argument text
180 Ruby Spot
  05/01/26
Don’t have one. I wrote out some bullet points that co...
aqua titillating fat ankles
  05/01/26
I initially read this as “prancing around the house&rd...
Vibrant Scourge Upon The Earth Office
  05/01/26
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Odious Stag Film
  05/01/26
How do you describe reasonable doubt for the retarded proles...
180 Ruby Spot
  05/02/26
I wonder what % of white people own a ski mask vs % of nigge...
Vibrant Scourge Upon The Earth Office
  05/01/26
The most prestigious per capita ski mask ownership discussio...
Odious Stag Film
  05/01/26
180
Shimmering vengeful den legend
  05/01/26
180. I love forklift cases
lemon comical hospital nibblets
  05/01/26
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hot hideous indian lodge faggot firefighter
  04/30/26
How much do you get paid now? Can I hire you?
zombie-like shivering potus rehab
  04/30/26
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zombie-like shivering potus rehab
  05/01/26
just don't channel your outer EPAH. no one thinks of Kermit ...
claret electric base
  05/01/26
My throat has been hurting and I suspect it’s from all...
aqua titillating fat ankles
  05/01/26
Do you ever think you'll go private?
Vibrant Scourge Upon The Earth Office
  05/01/26
Yeah, I may do it eventually but I just hate the idea of bei...
aqua titillating fat ankles
  05/01/26
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Odious Stag Film
  05/01/26
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Vibrant Scourge Upon The Earth Office
  05/01/26
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Odious Stag Film
  05/01/26
Yea plus youre dumb and lazy and would fail miserably
thirsty cheese-eating stock car
  05/01/26
Shalom.
Odious Stag Film
  05/01/26
congrats!
aromatic coral home
  05/01/26
Ginger tea with honey!
Shimmering vengeful den legend
  05/01/26
180
Odious Stag Film
  05/01/26
Looking forward to this, ty
aqua titillating fat ankles
  05/01/26
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Odious Stag Film
  05/01/26
Not sure how sterilizing your kid is gonna help w the trial
thirsty cheese-eating stock car
  05/01/26
Okay, I lol’d
Odious Stag Film
  05/01/26
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Beady-eyed cobalt newt sanctuary
  05/02/26


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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: aqua titillating fat ankles



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:20 PM
Author: Salmon arousing haunted graveyard parlor

3-5 current posters max has ever done a jury trial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49851229)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:23 PM
Author: aqua titillating fat ankles

You guys do trials in SaAs Law, Ricky?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49851237)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:10 PM
Author: Salmon arousing haunted graveyard parlor

Not Ricky, jewish darkness tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49857429)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:35 PM
Author: Odious Stag Film



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: lemon comical hospital nibblets



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:38 PM
Author: aqua titillating fat ankles



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: Odious Stag Film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858174)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: Appetizing Institution Therapy

the elegant lisp, the sassy hand motions, all of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49851271)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:07 PM
Author: Beady-eyed cobalt newt sanctuary



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:36 PM
Author: Odious Stag Film



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:07 PM
Author: Adventurous Gold Pisswyrm Hissy Fit



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:02 PM
Author: aromatic coral home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858147)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: aromatic coral home

you forgot the WOC paralegal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858148)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:06 PM
Author: Odious Stag Film

Flocks of stylish WoCs in business casual attire tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858159)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:41 PM
Author: Beady-eyed cobalt newt sanctuary

https://imgur.com/a/does-she-know-xw1Aoz0

:-((( I'd be better off in a pine box, on a slow train back to Georgia than recalling that heady week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49860142)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:48 PM
Author: Odious Stag Film



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:27 PM
Author: aqua titillating fat ankles

Just got the not guilty verdict. Pretty chill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49852210)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:30 PM
Author: Appetizing Institution Therapy

Did you hit the jury with dat "i'm gay" during closing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49852219)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:51 PM
Author: aqua titillating fat ankles

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, in conclusion, I love men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49852289)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:51 PM
Author: Odious Stag Film



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:53 PM
Author: Shimmering vengeful den legend



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Date: April 29th, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: soul-stirring pale ladyboy cruise ship



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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:06 PM
Author: Beady-eyed cobalt newt sanctuary

180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49852357)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: lemon comical hospital nibblets

hell yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49852981)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:06 PM
Author: aqua titillating fat ankles

Attorney watching my closing said I TROUNCED the DA. It was a felony theft and vandalism where someone was seen on video driving a forklift through a fence into a business and taking pallets with the forklift lol. The video showed a guy with an orange vest, a ski mask and dark clothing. My client was found about an hour later 0.5 miles away on his escooter at 4 am wearing clothes matching that description.

There was also a security guard who ID’d my client as the guy. One issue was that the security guard got on the stand and didn’t really remember IDing my client and said he was far away and it was hard to see much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49854517)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:11 PM
Author: unholy space

What happened to the pallets?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49854603)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:22 PM
Author: aqua titillating fat ankles

He dropped a few and they were scattered all over the street, then he tried to get another load on the forklift and just Left them on the side of the road lol. So he wasn’t successful in stealing them and there was no getaway vehicle/car to load the pallets onto caught on video

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49854623)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:50 AM
Author: Vibrant Scourge Upon The Earth Office

What a retard. Were you saying ur client wasn’t that guy or it didn’t meet the elements of theft? Why didn’t DA bring criminal mischief charge

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49856810)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:05 PM
Author: aqua titillating fat ankles

To be precise, We got the theft charge dropped at the preliminary hearing (probable cause hearing) by the judge. So this trial was just for felony vandalism. My argument was that they got the wrong guy.

Additional facts in my favor :

my client was actually the second guy they stopped. The first guy was also wearing a ski mask and dark clothing but he had a yellow jacket. It was clearly different than the orange vest that could be seen in the video surveilllance , so they let the guy go. (He told officers he was going to work). I argued that had the police investigated a bit more they might have found a third or fourth guy wearing a similar working class uniform with a ski mask and orange vest because this was an industrial area, and maybe whoever committed this crime was wearing something that he knew would be inconspicuous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49856848)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:37 PM
Author: Vibrant Scourge Upon The Earth Office

How many people are out on the streets at 4 am in ski masks in Visalia, wtf is going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49856911)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:00 PM
Author: aqua titillating fat ankles

To be fair, this was in the winter, when temp was in the 30s or early 40s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49856950)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: 180 Ruby Spot

Post your closing argument text

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49857030)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 2:05 PM
Author: aqua titillating fat ankles

Don’t have one. I wrote out some bullet points that cover the reasonable doubts that I wanted to address and then I freestyled it from there my man. I always practice out loud a lot in the car and pacing around the house though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49857095)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 3:02 PM
Author: Vibrant Scourge Upon The Earth Office

I initially read this as “prancing around the house”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49857244)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: Odious Stag Film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858175)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 3:15 PM
Author: 180 Ruby Spot

How do you describe reasonable doubt for the retarded proles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49859824)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:58 PM
Author: Vibrant Scourge Upon The Earth Office

I wonder what % of white people own a ski mask vs % of niggers that own one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49857084)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: Odious Stag Film

The most prestigious per capita ski mask ownership discussion board in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858176)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:02 PM
Author: Shimmering vengeful den legend

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49856953)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: lemon comical hospital nibblets

180. I love forklift cases

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49857530)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:11 PM
Author: hot hideous indian lodge faggot firefighter



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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: zombie-like shivering potus rehab

How much do you get paid now? Can I hire you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49854522)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:43 AM
Author: zombie-like shivering potus rehab



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:40 PM
Author: claret electric base

just don't channel your outer EPAH. no one thinks of Kermit The Frog and sees a top tier lawyer.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49856919)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:20 PM
Author: aqua titillating fat ankles

My throat has been hurting and I suspect it’s from all the talking in court and stress of trial. not to say that this was a really high pressure trial, but im usually exhausted for a couple days after… a comedown after all the adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49857452)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:17 PM
Author: Vibrant Scourge Upon The Earth Office

Do you ever think you'll go private?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49857597)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: aqua titillating fat ankles

Yeah, I may do it eventually but I just hate the idea of being distracted and stressed out by business concerns. This way I get the pure majesty of the law, but the high caseload is a downside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49857972)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: Odious Stag Film



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Date: May 1st, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: Vibrant Scourge Upon The Earth Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858084)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 8:48 PM
Author: Odious Stag Film



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: thirsty cheese-eating stock car

Yea plus youre dumb and lazy and would fail miserably

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858160)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: Odious Stag Film

Shalom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858162)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: aromatic coral home

congrats!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858149)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:04 PM
Author: Shimmering vengeful den legend

Ginger tea with honey!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858150)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:05 PM
Author: Odious Stag Film

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858156)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: aqua titillating fat ankles

Looking forward to this, ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858226)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: Odious Stag Film



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: thirsty cheese-eating stock car

Not sure how sterilizing your kid is gonna help w the trial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858161)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: Odious Stag Film

Okay, I lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858173)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: Beady-eyed cobalt newt sanctuary



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