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80 seconds to cum: tech stonk earnings calls MEGATHREAD
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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:24 PM Author: walnut soul-stirring parlour (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861619&forum_id=2#49851242) |
Date: April 29th, 2026 12:27 PM Author: vigorous insane shrine market needs to tank (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861619&forum_id=2#49851249) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:31 PM Author: walnut soul-stirring parlour Sit down for this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861619&forum_id=2#49851266) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:37 PM Author: vigorous insane shrine SPY has tanked like .12% since my last poast, u mad? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861619&forum_id=2#49851290) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:38 PM Author: walnut soul-stirring parlour When it goes down I buy more (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861619&forum_id=2#49851291) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:41 PM Author: vigorous insane shrine im not buying shit for a while, furk this fraud market and shithlole usa (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861619&forum_id=2#49851307) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:42 PM Author: walnut soul-stirring parlour Dude MAG7 stonks will literally double in the next year. How are you not balls out for the earnings calls today? What is wrong with you? People are selling their homes to buy stocks. This is the AI gold rush. We're getting all getting rich. Literally buy and hold anything AI related. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861619&forum_id=2#49851314) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:59 PM Author: sick mad-dog skullcap While this is probably true, there is also the OpenAI trial and the fact that AI's CFO is talking about not being able to pay compute bills in the near term. So I get why people are like "wtf this market is a fraud," but the fraud seems to just go up. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861619&forum_id=2#49851350) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 1:09 PM Author: walnut soul-stirring parlour We are never ever stopping the fraud (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861619&forum_id=2#49851382) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 1:38 PM Author: vigorous insane shrine sure thing goy, keep buying (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861619&forum_id=2#49851455) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 2:01 PM Author: walnut soul-stirring parlour I sold off all my possessions to buy more (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861619&forum_id=2#49851537) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 1:24 PM Author: alcoholic shivering den Fed rate decision + AMZN earnings + GOOG earnings + MSFT earnings + META earnings all at the same time. This afternoon is going to be crazy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861619&forum_id=2#49851422) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 1:54 PM Author: walnut soul-stirring parlour (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861619&forum_id=2#49851519) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 2:02 PM Author: chest-beating cerebral idea he suggested coldplay fan Today's Fed meeting is not interesting at all (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861619&forum_id=2#49851539) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 2:03 PM Author: walnut soul-stirring parlour Ljl at people who thought this would impact anything. Don't forget Powell's SEND OFF MESSAGE.
Ljl all we care about is whether AI replaced white collar employees and if profit went up |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 2:06 PM Author: Splenetic cruise ship fat ankles FMA (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861619&forum_id=2#49851551) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 2:24 PM Author: vigorous insane shrine so far SPY has traded for hours in a band between .20% and .33%
veddy veddy concerning |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 4:14 PM Author: walnut soul-stirring parlour Almost there
Alphabet projected $2.6 earnings per share lfg |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 4:15 PM Author: vigorous insane shrine all of them are CRASHING afterhours except GOOG
gonna be a BLOOD BATH TOMORROW
INSHALLAH PRAISE ALLAH |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 4:16 PM Author: walnut soul-stirring parlour Rip city baby
Bull horns up |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 4:38 PM Author: walnut soul-stirring parlour Unghhh Alphabet (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861619&forum_id=2#49852020) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 4:38 PM Author: vigorous insane shrine (turd CEO cock lover) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861619&forum_id=2#49852023) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 4:39 PM Author: vigorous insane shrine are they doing calls now, shit is still down except GOOG, inshallah tomorrow will be DEATH (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861619&forum_id=2#49852026) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 4:41 PM Author: walnut soul-stirring parlour Amazon demolished earnings but spent too much cash on the future investing in AI. It's still a buy but investors are salty. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861619&forum_id=2#49852032) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 4:45 PM Author: Splenetic cruise ship fat ankles 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861619&forum_id=2#49852059) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 4:50 PM Author: walnut soul-stirring parlour Sort of classic for Amazon to put winning above profits (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861619&forum_id=2#49852084) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:09 PM Author: vigorous insane shrine AMZN IS SHIT ALL US STOCKS ARE SHIT TOMORROW -4% ON SPY (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861619&forum_id=2#49852145) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:28 PM Author: walnut soul-stirring parlour ticking up bb (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861619&forum_id=2#49852213) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:51 PM Author: vigorous insane shrine diss veddy veddy bad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861619&forum_id=2#49852291) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:56 PM Author: walnut soul-stirring parlour why don't you just give up on your retardation and join the winning side (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861619&forum_id=2#49852322) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:35 AM Author: vigorous insane shrine wld rather make 4.5% in divs safe than invest at these retarded ATH, if market dont crash today with oil above $120 then ljl i still have a month for my puts to print but of course im cursed so market will prob boom (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861619&forum_id=2#49853340) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:38 AM Author: walnut soul-stirring parlour Mag7 earnings calls veddy veddy good saar. AI shielded from oil shock. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861619&forum_id=2#49853342) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:46 AM Author: vigorous insane shrine ljl how wld AI be shielded from oil shock nigga everything to build data centres has tobe transported saar nigga (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861619&forum_id=2#49853350) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:57 AM Author: walnut soul-stirring parlour All the profit and growth is in cloud computing and shit. Ur just sitting at home staring at screens. Google making hella money. All run on NVDA chip. Amazon is prioritizing winning over profits. That's a good buy. Just buy and hold it will double in a year. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861619&forum_id=2#49853361) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 3:12 AM Author: vigorous insane shrine if i buy it will drop 50%, u know how this works nigga u shldnt be telling me to buy if u care abt ur portfolio (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861619&forum_id=2#49853380) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 3:17 AM Author: walnut soul-stirring parlour Doesn't matter to me. When it tanks I just buy more. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861619&forum_id=2#49853384) |