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Hypo: 1 million cash but you have to talk like nyuug for 1 month
| indecent wine business firm | 09/10/24 |
| Brilliant Bull Headed Abode Keepsake Machete | 09/10/24 |
| indecent wine business firm | 09/10/24 |
| Brilliant Bull Headed Abode Keepsake Machete | 09/10/24 |
| misunderstood plaza | 09/10/24 |
| misunderstood plaza | 09/10/24 |
| Cobalt Hunting Ground | 09/10/24 |
| misunderstood plaza | 09/10/24 |
| indecent wine business firm | 09/10/24 |
| misunderstood plaza | 09/10/24 |
| indecent wine business firm | 09/10/24 |
| Brilliant Bull Headed Abode Keepsake Machete | 09/10/24 |
| Cracking sanctuary associate | 09/10/24 |
| electric hell cumskin | 09/10/24 |
| Brilliant Bull Headed Abode Keepsake Machete | 09/10/24 |
| Lascivious legal warrant | 09/10/24 |
| swollen community account degenerate | 09/10/24 |
| indecent wine business firm | 09/10/24 |
| trip slap-happy rigor candlestick maker | 10/22/24 |
| misunderstood plaza | 09/10/24 |
| Plum mental disorder center | 11/26/24 |
| '"'''"'''"""" | 03/12/26 |
| motley kitchen affirmative action | 10/07/24 |
| motley kitchen affirmative action | 10/22/24 |
| Angry sweet tailpipe jewess | 10/23/24 |
| indecent wine business firm | 10/23/24 |
| obsidian lodge | 11/26/24 |
| Exciting Cheese-eating Rehab | 10/23/24 |
| For guys that have been in prison like me, | 03/12/26 |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:03 AM Author: indecent wine business firm You have to address everyone in your life as 'fucktarded cumskins' and use the word 'lollercaust'. If you impress the judges at the end of the month you get 1MM tax free. It is does not count towards your annual income. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2#48068690) |
Date: September 10th, 2024 12:05 AM Author: Brilliant Bull Headed Abode Keepsake Machete 1MM is not a lot of money to have everyone in your life think you're a full retard for the rest of your life. Can I spend that month in Bali or somewhere where nobody knows me? |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:06 AM Author: indecent wine business firm No you have to interact with your employer and family like normal. After the month is over you can use any excuse you want to explain what happened, but during it you can't make any attempt to explain your personality change. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2#48068705) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:10 AM Author: Brilliant Bull Headed Abode Keepsake Machete in that case pass I would lose much more in lifetime income alone from everyone assuming I had had a stroke and firing me not to mention the irreparable damage to the relationships with my family and the people who matter to me, they would never be the same again, there would be no plausible way to explain such behavior to normal people |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:13 AM Author: misunderstood plaza LOL I just drafted 3 documents in the past hour (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2#48068729) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:07 AM Author: misunderstood plaza LOLERCAUSTING hard af rn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2#48068712) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:19 AM Author: Cobalt Hunting Ground Same (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2#48068738) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:05 AM Author: misunderstood plaza BANGARANG (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2#48068700) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:07 AM Author: indecent wine business firm You must say this to many people daily to get the million. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2#48068710) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:08 AM Author: misunderstood plaza I talk to like 3-4 distinct humans in any given month
U mad? |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:09 AM Author: indecent wine business firm Yeah I'm jelly ngl. Everyone respectable I know has close to 0 irl friends and is in parasocial relationships and does performance art for autistic online lawyers. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2#48068720) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:10 AM Author: Brilliant Bull Headed Abode Keepsake Machete (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2#48068722) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 7:59 AM Author: Cracking sanctuary associate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2#48069177) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:11 AM Author: electric hell cumskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2#48068723) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:13 AM Author: Brilliant Bull Headed Abode Keepsake Machete I just don't see how it can be explained to real normal people
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Date: September 10th, 2024 6:08 PM Author: Lascivious legal warrant Brain worm, tumor, etc (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2#48071493) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:14 AM Author: swollen community account degenerate Who do I write the check out to (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2#48068731) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:23 AM Author: indecent wine business firm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2#48068751) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2024 7:25 PM Author: trip slap-happy rigor candlestick maker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2#48228378) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 6:07 PM Author: misunderstood plaza lollercausting HARD ITT (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2#48071488) |
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Date: November 26th, 2024 4:23 AM Author: Plum mental disorder center (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2#48382217) |
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Date: March 12th, 2026 4:41 AM Author: '"'''"'''"""" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2#49736582) |
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Date: October 7th, 2024 1:51 AM Author: motley kitchen affirmative action (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2#48171633) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2024 7:10 PM Author: motley kitchen affirmative action (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2#48228319) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2024 1:00 PM Author: Angry sweet tailpipe jewess Done. I stage an accident in which I "suffer a head injury" after which this is a symptom of my brain damage. Before this, I make explicitly clear to my wife that no matter the symptoms, she is to refuse all medical interventions on my behalf because I've seen in a vision that I will have this accident, recover after a month, and we will be $1mm richer.
She sequesters me at home to recover from my "injury" and after a month I return to normal.
When asked how I recovered, I will credit copious amounts of red meat and vigorous exercise. |
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Date: October 23rd, 2024 1:41 PM Author: indecent wine business firm OP here. This would be DQ'd by the judges. Nice try but to get the money you would have to actually walk around in your normal life saying fucktarded cumskins and I lollercaust at you without explanation. No way around it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2#48230993) |
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Date: November 26th, 2024 5:32 AM Author: obsidian lodge The judges thing is the dumbest part of this hypo. Basically they won’t be satisfied unless I have caused serious damage to my life for $1M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2#48382253) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2024 8:01 PM Author: Exciting Cheese-eating Rehab 1800000 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2#48232575) |
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Date: March 12th, 2026 4:41 AM Author: For guys that have been in prison like me, (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2#49736580) |