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I think my girlfriend's IQ is probably 60 or something. Like she might be diable

disabled. We met at a show and some of her friends were in a...
Lavender Bat-shit-crazy Sanctuary Goal In Life
  07/29/23
You won the lottery bro congrats
Nubile property karate
  07/29/23
you won
Cowardly Chrome Cruise Ship
  07/29/23
Unggghhhh
Thriller Saffron School Cafeteria Clown
  07/29/23
knock her up asap
Massive Mint Field Generalized Bond
  07/29/23
Sounds like heaven
Magenta misanthropic meetinghouse masturbator
  07/29/23
180
lascivious navy plaza
  07/29/23
“…some of her friends were in a group with one ...
dull crackhouse turdskin
  07/29/23
180 writing
Excitant purple dopamine heaven
  07/29/23
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electric mustard dragon coffee pot
  07/29/23
I would kill for a downie who didn't look downie
Self-centered Free-loading Dysfunction
  07/29/23
I think I speak for everyone when I say we really could use ...
Chocolate Corner
  07/29/23
Not exactly that retarded but almost as bad. I dated a girl ...
Boyish amber psychic
  07/29/23
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sickened public bath
  07/30/23
Who cares as long as the kids are healthy
Fear-inspiring bonkers ape
  07/29/23
I'm from the "anything short of aids" "school...
pearl fanboi
  07/29/23
What about 3 bills with dark curly forearm hair and a dead b...
Chocolate Corner
  07/29/23
I've encountered the brown tooth thing before. It's pretty g...
pearl fanboi
  07/29/23
She sounds ideal
Elite out-of-control messiness
  07/29/23
Great thread
bistre rambunctious tanning salon
  07/29/23
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rose brethren
  07/29/23
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Disgusting weed whacker ceo
  07/30/23
pics?
trip preventive strike
  07/29/23
What size bra If we're talking like a 30DD wife her insta...
alcoholic den
  07/30/23
She’s special. Treat her well.
lime forum electric furnace
  07/30/23
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Lavender Bat-shit-crazy Sanctuary Goal In Life
  06/12/25
Contrary to the other poasters in this thread, I am going to...
canary space windowlicker
  06/12/25
but they're all retarded
geriatric pistol
  06/12/25
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Date: July 29th, 2023 7:08 PM
Author: Lavender Bat-shit-crazy Sanctuary Goal In Life

disabled. We met at a show and some of her friends were in a group with one of the bridesmaids' of my friend's wedding's circle's group of friends. She's really thin and cute. Kind of dirty blonde with blue eyes. But her parents are seriously white trash. Her mom smokes literally nonstop until she falls asleep from wine and her dad is a dentist who constantly brags about money and his toilets are gold. A lot of stuff in his house is gold and covered in gold leaf etc. like the crown moulding has gold cherubim in it. But my gf couldn't pass her classes in college and got kicked out of the nursing program and was arrested for stealing a bra at the mall. She can barely spell anything. Almost every sentence she texts me is misspelled somehow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5380513&forum_id=2#46605755)



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Date: July 29th, 2023 7:11 PM
Author: Nubile property karate

You won the lottery bro congrats

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5380513&forum_id=2#46605763)



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Date: July 29th, 2023 7:12 PM
Author: Cowardly Chrome Cruise Ship

you won

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5380513&forum_id=2#46605766)



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Date: July 29th, 2023 7:13 PM
Author: Thriller Saffron School Cafeteria Clown

Unggghhhh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5380513&forum_id=2#46605771)



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Date: July 29th, 2023 7:14 PM
Author: Massive Mint Field Generalized Bond

knock her up asap

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5380513&forum_id=2#46605775)



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Date: July 29th, 2023 7:14 PM
Author: Magenta misanthropic meetinghouse masturbator

Sounds like heaven

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5380513&forum_id=2#46605776)



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Date: July 29th, 2023 7:14 PM
Author: lascivious navy plaza

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5380513&forum_id=2#46605778)



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Date: July 29th, 2023 7:16 PM
Author: dull crackhouse turdskin

“…some of her friends were in a group with one of the bridesmaids' of my friend's wedding's circle's group of friends.”

tbf, based on this description, i can’t tell if you’re 60iq or 160iq.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5380513&forum_id=2#46605780)



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Date: July 29th, 2023 7:27 PM
Author: Excitant purple dopamine heaven

180 writing

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Date: July 29th, 2023 7:28 PM
Author: electric mustard dragon coffee pot



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Date: July 29th, 2023 7:19 PM
Author: Self-centered Free-loading Dysfunction

I would kill for a downie who didn't look downie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5380513&forum_id=2#46605790)



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Date: July 29th, 2023 7:22 PM
Author: Chocolate Corner

I think I speak for everyone when I say we really could use a pic here to improve morale.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5380513&forum_id=2#46605798)



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Date: July 29th, 2023 7:29 PM
Author: Boyish amber psychic

Not exactly that retarded but almost as bad. I dated a girl who was diagnosably bipolar and wanted to get really rough or else she'd withhold sex. I come from a very religious family and lost my virginity well into undergrad, so this was really weird for me. I'm very vanilla. One night she was making me do word shit to her eyes and I slipped and made the worst black eye I've ever seen in my life and the white part of that eye turned red like a demon for several weeks and was really unsettling to look at. Her former marine dad saw it on summer break and called me and threatened to shoot me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5380513&forum_id=2#46605818)



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Date: July 30th, 2023 6:08 PM
Author: sickened public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5380513&forum_id=2#46608840)



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Date: July 29th, 2023 7:30 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring bonkers ape

Who cares as long as the kids are healthy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5380513&forum_id=2#46605825)



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Date: July 29th, 2023 7:35 PM
Author: pearl fanboi

I'm from the "anything short of aids" "school of thought"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5380513&forum_id=2#46605846)



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Date: July 29th, 2023 7:38 PM
Author: Chocolate Corner

What about 3 bills with dark curly forearm hair and a dead brown front tooth?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5380513&forum_id=2#46605862)



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Date: July 29th, 2023 7:40 PM
Author: pearl fanboi

I've encountered the brown tooth thing before. It's pretty gross tbf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5380513&forum_id=2#46605867)



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Date: July 29th, 2023 7:40 PM
Author: Elite out-of-control messiness

She sounds ideal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5380513&forum_id=2#46605870)



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Date: July 29th, 2023 7:52 PM
Author: bistre rambunctious tanning salon

Great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5380513&forum_id=2#46605917)



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Date: July 29th, 2023 7:55 PM
Author: rose brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5380513&forum_id=2#46605924)



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Date: July 30th, 2023 6:06 PM
Author: Disgusting weed whacker ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5380513&forum_id=2#46608831)



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Date: July 29th, 2023 7:53 PM
Author: trip preventive strike

pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5380513&forum_id=2#46605920)



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Date: July 30th, 2023 6:07 PM
Author: alcoholic den

What size bra

If we're talking like a 30DD wife her instantly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5380513&forum_id=2#46608834)



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Date: July 30th, 2023 6:08 PM
Author: lime forum electric furnace

She’s special. Treat her well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5380513&forum_id=2#46608836)



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Date: June 12th, 2025 7:12 PM
Author: Lavender Bat-shit-crazy Sanctuary Goal In Life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5380513&forum_id=2#49009723)



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Date: June 12th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: canary space windowlicker

Contrary to the other poasters in this thread, I am going to say DO NOT WIFE.

Arguing with a dumb chick (and there will be arguments if you marry even if there aren't now) will absolutely steal your soul. When you are trying to explain to her that you saying "X" later in time in response to her saying "Y" did not CAUSE her to say "Y", you will understand. Especially when EVERY SINGLE FIGHT involves reexplaining temporal principles of causation to her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5380513&forum_id=2#49009744)



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Date: June 12th, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: geriatric pistol

but they're all retarded



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5380513&forum_id=2#49009747)



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Date: August 4th, 2026 3:17 PM
Author: huge dog



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5380513&forum_id=2#50044952)