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Closing argument time this morning. Inshallah I’ll channel my inner EPAH

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Nighttime fragrant location quadroon
  04/29/26
3-5 current posters max has ever done a jury trial
cerebral disrespectful fortuitous meteor
  04/29/26
You guys do trials in SaAs Law, Ricky?
Nighttime fragrant location quadroon
  04/29/26
Not Ricky, jewish darkness tp
cerebral disrespectful fortuitous meteor
  05/01/26
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self-absorbed whorehouse
  05/01/26
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dull hospital
  04/29/26
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Nighttime fragrant location quadroon
  04/29/26
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self-absorbed whorehouse
  05/01/26
the elegant lisp, the sassy hand motions, all of it.
Orange International Law Enforcement Agency
  04/29/26
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aromatic selfie famous landscape painting
  04/29/26
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self-absorbed whorehouse
  05/01/26
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bearded dead blood rage
  04/30/26
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Supple wagecucks clown
  05/01/26
you forgot the WOC paralegal
Supple wagecucks clown
  05/01/26
Flocks of stylish WoCs in business casual attire tp
self-absorbed whorehouse
  05/01/26
https://imgur.com/a/does-she-know-xw1Aoz0 :-((( I'd be b...
aromatic selfie famous landscape painting
  05/02/26
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self-absorbed whorehouse
  05/02/26
Just got the not guilty verdict. Pretty chill.
Nighttime fragrant location quadroon
  04/29/26
Did you hit the jury with dat "i'm gay" during clo...
Orange International Law Enforcement Agency
  04/29/26
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, in conclusion, I love men
Nighttime fragrant location quadroon
  04/29/26
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self-absorbed whorehouse
  04/29/26
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swollen home
  04/29/26
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Histrionic cruel-hearted alpha resort
  04/29/26
180!
aromatic selfie famous landscape painting
  04/29/26
hell yeah
dull hospital
  04/29/26
Attorney watching my closing said I TROUNCED the DA. It was ...
Nighttime fragrant location quadroon
  04/30/26
What happened to the pallets?
Red digit ratio kitty cat
  04/30/26
He dropped a few and they were scattered all over the street...
Nighttime fragrant location quadroon
  04/30/26
What a retard. Were you saying ur client wasn’t that g...
pink thriller business firm preventive strike
  05/01/26
To be precise, We got the theft charge dropped at the prelim...
Nighttime fragrant location quadroon
  05/01/26
How many people are out on the streets at 4 am in ski masks ...
pink thriller business firm preventive strike
  05/01/26
To be fair, this was in the winter, when temp was in the 30s...
Nighttime fragrant location quadroon
  05/01/26
Post your closing argument text
underhanded silver piazza roommate
  05/01/26
Don’t have one. I wrote out some bullet points that co...
Nighttime fragrant location quadroon
  05/01/26
I initially read this as “prancing around the house&rd...
pink thriller business firm preventive strike
  05/01/26
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self-absorbed whorehouse
  05/01/26
How do you describe reasonable doubt for the retarded proles...
underhanded silver piazza roommate
  05/02/26
I wonder what % of white people own a ski mask vs % of nigge...
pink thriller business firm preventive strike
  05/01/26
The most prestigious per capita ski mask ownership discussio...
self-absorbed whorehouse
  05/01/26
180
swollen home
  05/01/26
180. I love forklift cases
dull hospital
  05/01/26
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Aquamarine Casino
  04/30/26
How much do you get paid now? Can I hire you?
maniacal temple philosopher-king
  04/30/26
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maniacal temple philosopher-king
  05/01/26
just don't channel your outer EPAH. no one thinks of Kermit ...
tan violent keepsake machete people who are hurt
  05/01/26
My throat has been hurting and I suspect it’s from all...
Nighttime fragrant location quadroon
  05/01/26
Do you ever think you'll go private?
pink thriller business firm preventive strike
  05/01/26
Yeah, I may do it eventually but I just hate the idea of bei...
Nighttime fragrant location quadroon
  05/01/26
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self-absorbed whorehouse
  05/01/26
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pink thriller business firm preventive strike
  05/01/26
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self-absorbed whorehouse
  05/01/26
Yea plus youre dumb and lazy and would fail miserably
bright elastic band mediation
  05/01/26
Shalom.
self-absorbed whorehouse
  05/01/26
congrats!
Supple wagecucks clown
  05/01/26
Ginger tea with honey!
swollen home
  05/01/26
180
self-absorbed whorehouse
  05/01/26
Looking forward to this, ty
Nighttime fragrant location quadroon
  05/01/26
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self-absorbed whorehouse
  05/01/26
Not sure how sterilizing your kid is gonna help w the trial
bright elastic band mediation
  05/01/26
Okay, I lol’d
self-absorbed whorehouse
  05/01/26
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aromatic selfie famous landscape painting
  05/02/26


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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: Nighttime fragrant location quadroon



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:20 PM
Author: cerebral disrespectful fortuitous meteor

3-5 current posters max has ever done a jury trial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49851229)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:23 PM
Author: Nighttime fragrant location quadroon

You guys do trials in SaAs Law, Ricky?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49851237)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:10 PM
Author: cerebral disrespectful fortuitous meteor

Not Ricky, jewish darkness tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49857429)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:35 PM
Author: self-absorbed whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49857978)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: dull hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49851269)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:38 PM
Author: Nighttime fragrant location quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49851296)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: self-absorbed whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858174)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: Orange International Law Enforcement Agency

the elegant lisp, the sassy hand motions, all of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49851271)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:07 PM
Author: aromatic selfie famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49852359)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:36 PM
Author: self-absorbed whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49857979)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:07 PM
Author: bearded dead blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49854597)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:02 PM
Author: Supple wagecucks clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858147)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: Supple wagecucks clown

you forgot the WOC paralegal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858148)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:06 PM
Author: self-absorbed whorehouse

Flocks of stylish WoCs in business casual attire tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858159)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:41 PM
Author: aromatic selfie famous landscape painting

https://imgur.com/a/does-she-know-xw1Aoz0

:-((( I'd be better off in a pine box, on a slow train back to Georgia than recalling that heady week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49860142)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:48 PM
Author: self-absorbed whorehouse



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:27 PM
Author: Nighttime fragrant location quadroon

Just got the not guilty verdict. Pretty chill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49852210)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:30 PM
Author: Orange International Law Enforcement Agency

Did you hit the jury with dat "i'm gay" during closing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49852219)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:51 PM
Author: Nighttime fragrant location quadroon

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, in conclusion, I love men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49852289)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:51 PM
Author: self-absorbed whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49852293)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:53 PM
Author: swollen home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49852307)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: Histrionic cruel-hearted alpha resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49852622)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:06 PM
Author: aromatic selfie famous landscape painting

180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49852357)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: dull hospital

hell yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49852981)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:06 PM
Author: Nighttime fragrant location quadroon

Attorney watching my closing said I TROUNCED the DA. It was a felony theft and vandalism where someone was seen on video driving a forklift through a fence into a business and taking pallets with the forklift lol. The video showed a guy with an orange vest, a ski mask and dark clothing. My client was found about an hour later 0.5 miles away on his escooter at 4 am wearing clothes matching that description.

There was also a security guard who ID’d my client as the guy. One issue was that the security guard got on the stand and didn’t really remember IDing my client and said he was far away and it was hard to see much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49854517)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:11 PM
Author: Red digit ratio kitty cat

What happened to the pallets?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49854603)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:22 PM
Author: Nighttime fragrant location quadroon

He dropped a few and they were scattered all over the street, then he tried to get another load on the forklift and just Left them on the side of the road lol. So he wasn’t successful in stealing them and there was no getaway vehicle/car to load the pallets onto caught on video

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49854623)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:50 AM
Author: pink thriller business firm preventive strike

What a retard. Were you saying ur client wasn’t that guy or it didn’t meet the elements of theft? Why didn’t DA bring criminal mischief charge

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49856810)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:05 PM
Author: Nighttime fragrant location quadroon

To be precise, We got the theft charge dropped at the preliminary hearing (probable cause hearing) by the judge. So this trial was just for felony vandalism. My argument was that they got the wrong guy.

Additional facts in my favor :

my client was actually the second guy they stopped. The first guy was also wearing a ski mask and dark clothing but he had a yellow jacket. It was clearly different than the orange vest that could be seen in the video surveilllance , so they let the guy go. (He told officers he was going to work). I argued that had the police investigated a bit more they might have found a third or fourth guy wearing a similar working class uniform with a ski mask and orange vest because this was an industrial area, and maybe whoever committed this crime was wearing something that he knew would be inconspicuous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49856848)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:37 PM
Author: pink thriller business firm preventive strike

How many people are out on the streets at 4 am in ski masks in Visalia, wtf is going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49856911)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:00 PM
Author: Nighttime fragrant location quadroon

To be fair, this was in the winter, when temp was in the 30s or early 40s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49856950)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: underhanded silver piazza roommate

Post your closing argument text

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49857030)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 2:05 PM
Author: Nighttime fragrant location quadroon

Don’t have one. I wrote out some bullet points that cover the reasonable doubts that I wanted to address and then I freestyled it from there my man. I always practice out loud a lot in the car and pacing around the house though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49857095)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 3:02 PM
Author: pink thriller business firm preventive strike

I initially read this as “prancing around the house”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49857244)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: self-absorbed whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858175)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 3:15 PM
Author: underhanded silver piazza roommate

How do you describe reasonable doubt for the retarded proles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49859824)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:58 PM
Author: pink thriller business firm preventive strike

I wonder what % of white people own a ski mask vs % of niggers that own one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49857084)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: self-absorbed whorehouse

The most prestigious per capita ski mask ownership discussion board in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858176)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:02 PM
Author: swollen home

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49856953)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: dull hospital

180. I love forklift cases

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49857530)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:11 PM
Author: Aquamarine Casino



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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: maniacal temple philosopher-king

How much do you get paid now? Can I hire you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49854522)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:43 AM
Author: maniacal temple philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49856799)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:40 PM
Author: tan violent keepsake machete people who are hurt

just don't channel your outer EPAH. no one thinks of Kermit The Frog and sees a top tier lawyer.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49856919)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:20 PM
Author: Nighttime fragrant location quadroon

My throat has been hurting and I suspect it’s from all the talking in court and stress of trial. not to say that this was a really high pressure trial, but im usually exhausted for a couple days after… a comedown after all the adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49857452)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:17 PM
Author: pink thriller business firm preventive strike

Do you ever think you'll go private?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49857597)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: Nighttime fragrant location quadroon

Yeah, I may do it eventually but I just hate the idea of being distracted and stressed out by business concerns. This way I get the pure majesty of the law, but the high caseload is a downside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49857972)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: self-absorbed whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49857974)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: pink thriller business firm preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858084)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 8:48 PM
Author: self-absorbed whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858108)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: bright elastic band mediation

Yea plus youre dumb and lazy and would fail miserably

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858160)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: self-absorbed whorehouse

Shalom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858162)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: Supple wagecucks clown

congrats!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858149)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:04 PM
Author: swollen home

Ginger tea with honey!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858150)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:05 PM
Author: self-absorbed whorehouse

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858156)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: Nighttime fragrant location quadroon

Looking forward to this, ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858226)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: self-absorbed whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858227)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: bright elastic band mediation

Not sure how sterilizing your kid is gonna help w the trial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858161)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: self-absorbed whorehouse

Okay, I lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858173)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: aromatic selfie famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49860163)