\
  The most prestigious law school admissions discussion board in the world.
BackRefresh Options Favorite

My brand new associate wasted no time getting fired in two working days

He started the 23rd. Got fired yesterday. One of our hotter ...
Umber Half-breed National
  12/28/25
I asked you if you fucking wiped! Choking bitches lulz jk tp
excitant mustard den
  12/28/25
This. He claimed he was joking but she had marks around her ...
Umber Half-breed National
  12/28/25
Choke her and tell her shes not going anywhere
excitant mustard den
  12/28/25
...
Azure Razzmatazz Knife
  12/28/25
...
red passionate field
  12/28/25
...
multi-colored flatulent stage antidepressant drug
  12/28/25
so why did he get fired?
Spruce histrionic party of the first part
  12/28/25
He choked and sexually touched an associate.
Umber Half-breed National
  12/28/25
i'm sexually touching myself rn so what
Spruce histrionic party of the first part
  12/28/25
Did u wipe?
multi-colored flatulent stage antidepressant drug
  12/28/25
hdy
Spruce histrionic party of the first part
  12/28/25
I touched her collarbone, I didn’t put my hands around...
Orange slimy pit depressive
  12/28/25
Sound like you're a good later to me
excitant mustard den
  12/28/25
OP sounds like a boomer partner salivating over his next &ld...
Sick coffee pot trump supporter
  12/28/25
u need to offer to wipe her ass to make this right.
frisky elastic band space
  12/28/25
...
emerald aromatic degenerate business firm
  12/28/25
Guessing he was a shortmo
Crusty address
  12/28/25
So, did she
Tantric factory reset button
  12/28/25
...
impressive parlour
  12/28/25
cq. it would be crazy for the associate to ask this if the i...
learning disabled stimulating stead turdskin
  12/28/25
It says a lot that your hiring team missed all the signs tha...
indigo slippery locus
  12/28/25
Chatty becky will incidentally weed out every >2K-hour bi...
Orange slimy pit depressive
  12/28/25
...
indigo slippery locus
  12/28/25
...
electric death wish
  12/31/25
He seemed perfectly normal. Good looking guy. He’s ove...
Umber Half-breed National
  12/28/25
what's his moniker?
shimmering senate
  12/28/25
https://i.redd.it/9b6kgsmmapwe1.jpeg
Azure Razzmatazz Knife
  12/28/25


Poast new message in this thread



Reply Favorite

Date: December 28th, 2025 1:29 AM
Author: Umber Half-breed National

He started the 23rd. Got fired yesterday. One of our hotter associates (25) came out of the bathroom and he asked her “did you wipe?” Then she got freaked out and started walking away he cornered her in the hallway and said “I fuckin asked if you wiped.” Then he put his hands on her throat. Claimed he was joking. Police came he was charged with assault and sexual touching or something. Amazing how hard it is to find normal lawyers.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814716&forum_id=2#49544294)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 28th, 2025 1:30 AM
Author: excitant mustard den

I asked you if you fucking wiped! Choking bitches lulz jk tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814716&forum_id=2#49544296)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 28th, 2025 1:32 AM
Author: Umber Half-breed National

This. He claimed he was joking but she had marks around her neck.

Worst part is she wants to quit and she’s one of the hottest and best lawyers we have even at 25.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814716&forum_id=2#49544305)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 28th, 2025 1:33 AM
Author: excitant mustard den

Choke her and tell her shes not going anywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814716&forum_id=2#49544307)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 28th, 2025 1:43 AM
Author: Azure Razzmatazz Knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814716&forum_id=2#49544315)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 28th, 2025 1:47 AM
Author: red passionate field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814716&forum_id=2#49544318)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 28th, 2025 1:55 AM
Author: multi-colored flatulent stage antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814716&forum_id=2#49544319)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 28th, 2025 1:31 AM
Author: Spruce histrionic party of the first part

so why did he get fired?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814716&forum_id=2#49544301)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 28th, 2025 1:32 AM
Author: Umber Half-breed National

He choked and sexually touched an associate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814716&forum_id=2#49544306)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 28th, 2025 1:34 AM
Author: Spruce histrionic party of the first part

i'm sexually touching myself rn so what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814716&forum_id=2#49544308)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 28th, 2025 1:55 AM
Author: multi-colored flatulent stage antidepressant drug

Did u wipe?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814716&forum_id=2#49544321)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 28th, 2025 1:59 AM
Author: Spruce histrionic party of the first part

hdy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814716&forum_id=2#49544324)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 28th, 2025 1:32 AM
Author: Orange slimy pit depressive

I touched her collarbone, I didn’t put my hands around her throat. And she’s not that hot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814716&forum_id=2#49544302)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 28th, 2025 1:32 AM
Author: excitant mustard den

Sound like you're a good later to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814716&forum_id=2#49544303)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 28th, 2025 1:59 AM
Author: Sick coffee pot trump supporter

OP sounds like a boomer partner salivating over his next “mentee”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814716&forum_id=2#49544326)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 28th, 2025 1:42 AM
Author: frisky elastic band space

u need to offer to wipe her ass to make this right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814716&forum_id=2#49544313)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 28th, 2025 5:46 AM
Author: emerald aromatic degenerate business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814716&forum_id=2#49544403)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 28th, 2025 8:38 AM
Author: Crusty address

Guessing he was a shortmo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814716&forum_id=2#49544479)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 28th, 2025 2:40 PM
Author: Tantric factory reset button

So, did she

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814716&forum_id=2#49545092)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 28th, 2025 2:42 PM
Author: impressive parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814716&forum_id=2#49545095)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 28th, 2025 2:44 PM
Author: learning disabled stimulating stead turdskin

cq. it would be crazy for the associate to ask this if the issue wasn’t really in question.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814716&forum_id=2#49545099)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 28th, 2025 2:53 PM
Author: indigo slippery locus

It says a lot that your hiring team missed all the signs that you were hiring a psychopath. You should have a chatty Becky in at least one round of hiring as your "Don't hire him, he gives me the creeps" canary.

Was he socially awkward or Ted Bundy suave? Race? Resume?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814716&forum_id=2#49545113)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 28th, 2025 3:12 PM
Author: Orange slimy pit depressive

Chatty becky will incidentally weed out every >2K-hour biller.

This is a business, not an SEC fraternity. Little shrews in training can take some creepy breakroom cornering and painful-to-read flirtatious texts it won't kill them it's an adult gig.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814716&forum_id=2#49545158)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 28th, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: indigo slippery locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814716&forum_id=2#49545211)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 31st, 2025 9:28 AM
Author: electric death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814716&forum_id=2#49551826)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 28th, 2025 3:27 PM
Author: Umber Half-breed National

He seemed perfectly normal. Good looking guy. He’s over 6’0. Not too fucked up. His hands were the size of Jordan’s. Maybe that’s a sign but I don’t know.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814716&forum_id=2#49545195)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 28th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: shimmering senate

what's his moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814716&forum_id=2#49545163)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 28th, 2025 8:20 PM
Author: Azure Razzmatazz Knife

https://i.redd.it/9b6kgsmmapwe1.jpeg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814716&forum_id=2#49545883)