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Maduro indictment has an error in the first paragraph

https://x.com/eshalegal/status/2007740157034955068?s=46
Overrated deer antler sound barrier
  01/05/26
they mean "conspire to facilitate the importation of&qu...
gold roast beef reading party
  01/05/26
this is believable because quality standards really are supe...
gold roast beef reading party
  01/05/26
uhhh, yeah i guess. it says import into. "export to&quo...
Awkward Curious Parlor Genital Piercing
  01/05/26
Verbs don't matter that much in criminal indictments?
gold roast beef reading party
  01/05/26
what's the material error in that phrase? under the rule of ...
Awkward Curious Parlor Genital Piercing
  01/05/26
I'd make them prove the charges. Isn't that a criminal defen...
gold roast beef reading party
  01/05/26
Prosecutor: How much cocaine? Hegseth: Tons of fucking coca...
Overrated deer antler sound barrier
  01/05/26
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Overrated deer antler sound barrier
  01/06/26
They don't even specify whether it was imperial or metric to...
gold roast beef reading party
  01/06/26
Tons of blow
Overrated deer antler sound barrier
  01/06/26
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swollen twinkling stead sweet tailpipe
  01/06/26
After reading it again it could be taken to mean Maduro corr...
gold roast beef reading party
  01/05/26
"About this account ... Connected via India Android App...
sable theatre community account
  01/06/26
h1b indians would never make this mistake
Sticky abode
  01/06/26
this should be a movie where the plucky young associate who ...
pearly hilarious love of her life
  01/06/26
Do cons still think this doesn't matter?
gold roast beef reading party
  01/06/26
the US does not have jurisdiction over other country's expor...
Contagious brass location coffee pot
  01/06/26
(JD, Fordham University)
gold roast beef reading party
  01/06/26
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Slap-happy property jewess
  01/06/26
succesfully defending a smuggling charge b/c boat was exactl...
pearly hilarious love of her life
  01/06/26
gunnerattt canon of construction: assume the court has juris...
gold roast beef reading party
  01/06/26
it would be framed as importing if it was one inch from vene...
Contagious brass location coffee pot
  01/06/26
Date: January 6th, 2026 1:18 PM Author: dick cheney's force...
gold roast beef reading party
  01/06/26
well if NSAM and a bunch of pumos disagree i guess im wrong....
Contagious brass location coffee pot
  01/06/26
Lmao
Overrated deer antler sound barrier
  01/06/26
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Godawful Odious Center
  01/06/26
This is the absolute worst legal take I've ever seen.
lime twinkling uncleanness
  01/06/26
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Awkward Curious Parlor Genital Piercing
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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:00 PM
Author: Overrated deer antler sound barrier

https://x.com/eshalegal/status/2007740157034955068?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49565003)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: gold roast beef reading party

they mean "conspire to facilitate the importation of"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49565021)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:03 PM
Author: gold roast beef reading party

this is believable because quality standards really are super low in NYC:

https://x.com/eshaLegal/status/2007741617650991604?s=20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49565008)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:12 PM
Author: Awkward Curious Parlor Genital Piercing

uhhh, yeah i guess. it says import into. "export to" would have been better. but that's not much of an error.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49565020)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: gold roast beef reading party

Verbs don't matter that much in criminal indictments?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49565022)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:14 PM
Author: Awkward Curious Parlor Genital Piercing

what's the material error in that phrase? under the rule of leniency would you dismiss the charges?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49565024)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:14 PM
Author: gold roast beef reading party

I'd make them prove the charges. Isn't that a criminal defense attorney's jerb?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49565025)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:29 PM
Author: Overrated deer antler sound barrier

Prosecutor: How much cocaine?

Hegseth: Tons of fucking cocaine, bro.

Prosecutor: okay…also I think this should be export here

Hegseth: Import deez nuts into your mouth!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49565048)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:42 PM
Author: Overrated deer antler sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566633)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:58 PM
Author: gold roast beef reading party

They don't even specify whether it was imperial or metric tons, nor do we know the purity. What if the bulk of the weight was from corn starch?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566680)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:10 PM
Author: Overrated deer antler sound barrier

Tons of blow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566714)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 2:47 PM
Author: swollen twinkling stead sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566959)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 7:03 PM
Author: gold roast beef reading party

After reading it again it could be taken to mean Maduro corrupted once great US businesses and induced them to import cocaine. It doesn't say Maduro himself was at the dock unloading cargo containers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49565140)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:45 PM
Author: sable theatre community account

"About this account ... Connected via India Android App"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566641)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:46 PM
Author: Sticky abode

h1b indians would never make this mistake

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566643)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:50 PM
Author: pearly hilarious love of her life

this should be a movie where the plucky young associate who isn't taken seriously by stodgy old partners cracks the case in a dark room while the computer screen is reflected back on her face (female ofc, attractive but not threateningly so and impeccably well dressed in expensive brands)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566656)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:55 PM
Author: gold roast beef reading party

Do cons still think this doesn't matter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566669)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:56 PM
Author: Contagious brass location coffee pot

the US does not have jurisdiction over other country's exporting. it does have jurisdiction over what is imported here. that's why it's framed this way. but ljl at the midwit pedants trying to rip it apart what would have been a nitpick anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566675)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:59 PM
Author: gold roast beef reading party

(JD, Fordham University)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566684)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: Slap-happy property jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566729)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:00 PM
Author: pearly hilarious love of her life

succesfully defending a smuggling charge b/c boat was exactly 1/2 way between the countries and therefore neither "exporting" nor "importing"

this is exactly the kind of thing I thought lawyers did as a 0L fwiw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566689)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:01 PM
Author: gold roast beef reading party

gunnerattt canon of construction: assume the court has jurisdiction and interpret the charges in that light.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566694)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:18 PM
Author: Contagious brass location coffee pot

it would be framed as importing if it was one inch from venezuela because our criminal code doesn't address what other country's may export.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566734)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: gold roast beef reading party

Date: January 6th, 2026 1:18 PM

Author: dick cheney's force ghost nodding at trump (gunneratttt)

it would be framed as importing if it was one inch from venezuela because our criminal code doesn't address what other country's may export.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566734)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566736)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: Contagious brass location coffee pot

well if NSAM and a bunch of pumos disagree i guess im wrong. id love to see a statute or case where someone has been punished for what the exported from a country rather than importing to the US.

does this mean the US can also prosecuture maduro for exporting things from venezuela that are illegal in the US to counties where they are legal?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566748)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:11 PM
Author: Overrated deer antler sound barrier

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566716)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: Godawful Odious Center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566722)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: lime twinkling uncleanness

This is the absolute worst legal take I've ever seen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566732)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:31 PM
Author: Awkward Curious Parlor Genital Piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566761)