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Closing argument time this morning. Inshallah I’ll channel my inner EPAH

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Chartreuse Cheese-eating Toaster
  04/29/26
3-5 current posters max has ever done a jury trial
Up-to-no-good vivacious garrison
  04/29/26
You guys do trials in SaAs Law, Ricky?
Chartreuse Cheese-eating Toaster
  04/29/26
Not Ricky, jewish darkness tp
Up-to-no-good vivacious garrison
  05/01/26
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Mahogany community account
  04/29/26
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Chartreuse Cheese-eating Toaster
  04/29/26
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Supple box office
  05/01/26
the elegant lisp, the sassy hand motions, all of it.
motley lavender market blood rage
  04/29/26
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Harsh Whorehouse Corn Cake
  04/29/26
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Supple box office
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transparent orchestra pit karate
  04/30/26
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vibrant psychic native
  05/01/26
you forgot the WOC paralegal
vibrant psychic native
  05/01/26
Flocks of stylish WoCs in business casual attire tp
Supple box office
  05/01/26
https://imgur.com/a/does-she-know-xw1Aoz0 :-((( I'd be b...
Harsh Whorehouse Corn Cake
  05/02/26
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Supple box office
  05/02/26
Just got the not guilty verdict. Pretty chill.
Chartreuse Cheese-eating Toaster
  04/29/26
Did you hit the jury with dat "i'm gay" during clo...
motley lavender market blood rage
  04/29/26
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, in conclusion, I love men
Chartreuse Cheese-eating Toaster
  04/29/26
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Supple box office
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crusty hall messiness
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Anal Mexican
  04/29/26
180!
Harsh Whorehouse Corn Cake
  04/29/26
hell yeah
Mahogany community account
  04/29/26
Attorney watching my closing said I TROUNCED the DA. It was ...
Chartreuse Cheese-eating Toaster
  04/30/26
What happened to the pallets?
khaki vigorous hell nibblets
  04/30/26
He dropped a few and they were scattered all over the street...
Chartreuse Cheese-eating Toaster
  04/30/26
What a retard. Were you saying ur client wasn’t that g...
Nubile bonkers field
  05/01/26
To be precise, We got the theft charge dropped at the prelim...
Chartreuse Cheese-eating Toaster
  05/01/26
How many people are out on the streets at 4 am in ski masks ...
Nubile bonkers field
  05/01/26
To be fair, this was in the winter, when temp was in the 30s...
Chartreuse Cheese-eating Toaster
  05/01/26
Post your closing argument text
Fishy Ratface School Cafeteria
  05/01/26
Don’t have one. I wrote out some bullet points that co...
Chartreuse Cheese-eating Toaster
  05/01/26
I initially read this as “prancing around the house&rd...
Nubile bonkers field
  05/01/26
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Supple box office
  05/01/26
How do you describe reasonable doubt for the retarded proles...
Fishy Ratface School Cafeteria
  05/02/26
I wonder what % of white people own a ski mask vs % of nigge...
Nubile bonkers field
  05/01/26
The most prestigious per capita ski mask ownership discussio...
Supple box office
  05/01/26
180
crusty hall messiness
  05/01/26
180. I love forklift cases
Mahogany community account
  05/01/26
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onyx sanctuary puppy
  04/30/26
How much do you get paid now? Can I hire you?
180 immigrant
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180 immigrant
  05/01/26
just don't channel your outer EPAH. no one thinks of Kermit ...
clear dog poop windowlicker
  05/01/26
My throat has been hurting and I suspect it’s from all...
Chartreuse Cheese-eating Toaster
  05/01/26
Do you ever think you'll go private?
Nubile bonkers field
  05/01/26
Yeah, I may do it eventually but I just hate the idea of bei...
Chartreuse Cheese-eating Toaster
  05/01/26
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Supple box office
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Nubile bonkers field
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Supple box office
  05/01/26
Yea plus youre dumb and lazy and would fail miserably
Cream violent stag film
  05/01/26
Shalom.
Supple box office
  05/01/26
congrats!
vibrant psychic native
  05/01/26
Ginger tea with honey!
crusty hall messiness
  05/01/26
180
Supple box office
  05/01/26
Looking forward to this, ty
Chartreuse Cheese-eating Toaster
  05/01/26
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Supple box office
  05/01/26
Not sure how sterilizing your kid is gonna help w the trial
Cream violent stag film
  05/01/26
Okay, I lol’d
Supple box office
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Harsh Whorehouse Corn Cake
  05/02/26


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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: Chartreuse Cheese-eating Toaster



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:20 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good vivacious garrison

3-5 current posters max has ever done a jury trial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49851229)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:23 PM
Author: Chartreuse Cheese-eating Toaster

You guys do trials in SaAs Law, Ricky?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49851237)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:10 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good vivacious garrison

Not Ricky, jewish darkness tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49857429)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:35 PM
Author: Supple box office



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: Mahogany community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49851269)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:38 PM
Author: Chartreuse Cheese-eating Toaster



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: Supple box office



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: motley lavender market blood rage

the elegant lisp, the sassy hand motions, all of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49851271)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:07 PM
Author: Harsh Whorehouse Corn Cake



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:36 PM
Author: Supple box office



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:07 PM
Author: transparent orchestra pit karate



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:02 PM
Author: vibrant psychic native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858147)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: vibrant psychic native

you forgot the WOC paralegal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858148)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:06 PM
Author: Supple box office

Flocks of stylish WoCs in business casual attire tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858159)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:41 PM
Author: Harsh Whorehouse Corn Cake

https://imgur.com/a/does-she-know-xw1Aoz0

:-((( I'd be better off in a pine box, on a slow train back to Georgia than recalling that heady week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49860142)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:48 PM
Author: Supple box office



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:27 PM
Author: Chartreuse Cheese-eating Toaster

Just got the not guilty verdict. Pretty chill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49852210)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:30 PM
Author: motley lavender market blood rage

Did you hit the jury with dat "i'm gay" during closing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49852219)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:51 PM
Author: Chartreuse Cheese-eating Toaster

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, in conclusion, I love men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49852289)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:51 PM
Author: Supple box office



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:53 PM
Author: crusty hall messiness



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Date: April 29th, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: Anal Mexican



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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:06 PM
Author: Harsh Whorehouse Corn Cake

180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49852357)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: Mahogany community account

hell yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49852981)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:06 PM
Author: Chartreuse Cheese-eating Toaster

Attorney watching my closing said I TROUNCED the DA. It was a felony theft and vandalism where someone was seen on video driving a forklift through a fence into a business and taking pallets with the forklift lol. The video showed a guy with an orange vest, a ski mask and dark clothing. My client was found about an hour later 0.5 miles away on his escooter at 4 am wearing clothes matching that description.

There was also a security guard who ID’d my client as the guy. One issue was that the security guard got on the stand and didn’t really remember IDing my client and said he was far away and it was hard to see much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49854517)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:11 PM
Author: khaki vigorous hell nibblets

What happened to the pallets?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49854603)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:22 PM
Author: Chartreuse Cheese-eating Toaster

He dropped a few and they were scattered all over the street, then he tried to get another load on the forklift and just Left them on the side of the road lol. So he wasn’t successful in stealing them and there was no getaway vehicle/car to load the pallets onto caught on video

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49854623)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:50 AM
Author: Nubile bonkers field

What a retard. Were you saying ur client wasn’t that guy or it didn’t meet the elements of theft? Why didn’t DA bring criminal mischief charge

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49856810)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:05 PM
Author: Chartreuse Cheese-eating Toaster

To be precise, We got the theft charge dropped at the preliminary hearing (probable cause hearing) by the judge. So this trial was just for felony vandalism. My argument was that they got the wrong guy.

Additional facts in my favor :

my client was actually the second guy they stopped. The first guy was also wearing a ski mask and dark clothing but he had a yellow jacket. It was clearly different than the orange vest that could be seen in the video surveilllance , so they let the guy go. (He told officers he was going to work). I argued that had the police investigated a bit more they might have found a third or fourth guy wearing a similar working class uniform with a ski mask and orange vest because this was an industrial area, and maybe whoever committed this crime was wearing something that he knew would be inconspicuous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49856848)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:37 PM
Author: Nubile bonkers field

How many people are out on the streets at 4 am in ski masks in Visalia, wtf is going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49856911)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:00 PM
Author: Chartreuse Cheese-eating Toaster

To be fair, this was in the winter, when temp was in the 30s or early 40s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49856950)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: Fishy Ratface School Cafeteria

Post your closing argument text

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49857030)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 2:05 PM
Author: Chartreuse Cheese-eating Toaster

Don’t have one. I wrote out some bullet points that cover the reasonable doubts that I wanted to address and then I freestyled it from there my man. I always practice out loud a lot in the car and pacing around the house though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49857095)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 3:02 PM
Author: Nubile bonkers field

I initially read this as “prancing around the house”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49857244)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: Supple box office



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 3:15 PM
Author: Fishy Ratface School Cafeteria

How do you describe reasonable doubt for the retarded proles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49859824)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:58 PM
Author: Nubile bonkers field

I wonder what % of white people own a ski mask vs % of niggers that own one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49857084)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: Supple box office

The most prestigious per capita ski mask ownership discussion board in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858176)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:02 PM
Author: crusty hall messiness

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49856953)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: Mahogany community account

180. I love forklift cases

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49857530)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:11 PM
Author: onyx sanctuary puppy



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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: 180 immigrant

How much do you get paid now? Can I hire you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49854522)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:43 AM
Author: 180 immigrant



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:40 PM
Author: clear dog poop windowlicker

just don't channel your outer EPAH. no one thinks of Kermit The Frog and sees a top tier lawyer.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49856919)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:20 PM
Author: Chartreuse Cheese-eating Toaster

My throat has been hurting and I suspect it’s from all the talking in court and stress of trial. not to say that this was a really high pressure trial, but im usually exhausted for a couple days after… a comedown after all the adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49857452)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:17 PM
Author: Nubile bonkers field

Do you ever think you'll go private?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49857597)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: Chartreuse Cheese-eating Toaster

Yeah, I may do it eventually but I just hate the idea of being distracted and stressed out by business concerns. This way I get the pure majesty of the law, but the high caseload is a downside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49857972)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: Supple box office



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Date: May 1st, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: Nubile bonkers field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858084)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 8:48 PM
Author: Supple box office



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: Cream violent stag film

Yea plus youre dumb and lazy and would fail miserably

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858160)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: Supple box office

Shalom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858162)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: vibrant psychic native

congrats!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858149)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:04 PM
Author: crusty hall messiness

Ginger tea with honey!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858150)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:05 PM
Author: Supple box office

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858156)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: Chartreuse Cheese-eating Toaster

Looking forward to this, ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858226)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: Supple box office



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: Cream violent stag film

Not sure how sterilizing your kid is gonna help w the trial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858161)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: Supple box office

Okay, I lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858173)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: Harsh Whorehouse Corn Cake



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