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What is the difference between Lisa Rowe and a pizza?

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Flushed rehab nowag
  08/14/13
tell me
Violet Church Pocket Flask
  08/14/13
After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops th...
Flushed rehab nowag
  08/14/13
lol tyft
Orchid Genital Piercing Community Account
  08/14/13
This is like 180 gold with no recognition.
Stirring bistre plaza
  12/28/13
Today, it is recognized as gold my brother. 180
Sadistic Blue Legend Pisswyrm
  12/28/13
fucking lol
Copper Ticket Booth Foreskin
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Stimulating Awkward Pozpig Native
  05/12/15
so underrated
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Coral Chapel
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avocado gunner step-uncle's house
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Motley shitlib theater
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Curious Hospital Partner
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bateful multi-billionaire base
  08/12/25
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Arrogant Hunting Ground
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Quality Learing Center alumnus
  01/11/26
it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza
brass piazza
  08/14/13
When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep cover...
ruddy field incel
  08/14/13
lmao
Violet Church Pocket Flask
  05/12/15
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carmine floppy public bath tattoo
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Curious Hospital Partner
  12/11/24
a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12
brass piazza
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth
dashing stead
  08/14/13
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Orchid Genital Piercing Community Account
  08/14/13
When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a ne...
Flushed rehab nowag
  08/14/13
To be fair, (Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)
Salmon ape office
  08/14/13
When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into c...
Flushed rehab nowag
  08/14/13
When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform ...
Flushed rehab nowag
  08/14/13
When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can...
Flushed rehab nowag
  08/14/13
weird blob of shit from another dimension
Vibrant chocolate property
  08/14/13
rofl
Violet Church Pocket Flask
  08/14/13
180
avocado gunner step-uncle's house
  08/14/13
rofl
Hairraiser dull azn mental disorder
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took a few attempts but 180
Charismatic turquoise crotch corner
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lol
Primrose Sinister Feces
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Motley shitlib theater
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bateful multi-billionaire base
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puce angry associate
  08/14/13
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Orchid Genital Piercing Community Account
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puce angry associate
  08/14/13
The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout ...
Flushed rehab nowag
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them
ruddy field incel
  08/14/13
I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.
puce angry associate
  08/14/13
best of thread
Vibrant chocolate property
  08/14/13
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Transparent talented wrinkle internal respiration
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Curious Hospital Partner
  12/11/24
Criminally underrated
Curious Hospital Partner
  12/11/24
If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying...
Flushed rehab nowag
  08/14/13
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Orchid Genital Piercing Community Account
  08/14/13
If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passing...
Flushed rehab nowag
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Orchid Genital Piercing Community Account
  08/14/13
At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incr...
Flushed rehab nowag
  08/14/13
(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get ...
Orchid Genital Piercing Community Account
  08/14/13
pizzas have an expiration date
Vibrant chocolate property
  08/14/13
after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands
Grizzly den brethren
  08/14/13
Pizzas are not whores.
ruddy field incel
  08/14/13
A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead o...
Adventurous idiot meetinghouse
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Violet Church Pocket Flask
  08/14/13
180
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Self-centered hall chad
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Henna Tripping Factory Reset Button
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Flushed rehab nowag
  08/17/13
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Copper Ticket Booth Foreskin
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Coral Chapel
  03/31/18
The white box LR is kept in is padded.
Adventurous idiot meetinghouse
  08/14/13
you want more pizza in the morning.
Transparent talented wrinkle internal respiration
  08/14/13
you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.
Transparent talented wrinkle internal respiration
  08/14/13
lol
apoplectic voyeur striped hyena
  08/14/13
When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of...
Flushed rehab nowag
  08/14/13
Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignit...
puce angry associate
  08/14/13
thank you for showing me kindness :)
Vibrant chocolate property
  08/14/13
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Transparent talented wrinkle internal respiration
  08/14/13
(not bloodacre)
Chrome sound barrier half-breed
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Nighttime parlour
  03/31/18
When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred ho...
Flushed rehab nowag
  08/14/13
*orders a BBP*
puce angry associate
  08/14/13
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Fear-inspiring Impressive Bawdyhouse Toilet Seat
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When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it'...
Flushed rehab nowag
  08/14/13
i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to ...
Vibrant chocolate property
  08/14/13
If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4...
Flushed rehab nowag
  08/14/13
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Transparent talented wrinkle internal respiration
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ultramarine irradiated locus
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  02/16/23
The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a...
Flushed rehab nowag
  08/14/13
i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime
Vibrant chocolate property
  08/14/13
It's wrong to attack a pizza.
Transparent talented wrinkle internal respiration
  08/14/13
my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u ...
Vibrant chocolate property
  08/14/13
If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch a...
Transparent talented wrinkle internal respiration
  08/14/13
is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while
180 crimson school party of the first part
  08/14/13
LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the...
Glassy histrionic pistol
  08/14/13
there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are ...
Vibrant chocolate property
  08/14/13
To be fair, Do you want me to fight some of these niggers...
Salmon ape office
  08/14/13
you always come through for me when no one else does ty and ...
Vibrant chocolate property
  08/14/13
To be fair, k
Salmon ape office
  08/14/13
ty, whitest knight <3
Vibrant chocolate property
  08/14/13
TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white...
avocado gunner step-uncle's house
  08/14/13
TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"
Ivory idiotic immigrant
  08/14/13
Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all et...
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  06/11/25
Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by me...
Transparent talented wrinkle internal respiration
  08/14/13
yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to mak...
Vibrant chocolate property
  08/14/13
That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the t...
Glassy histrionic pistol
  08/14/13
you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier
180 crimson school party of the first part
  08/14/13
that was just me on my other account
Vibrant chocolate property
  08/14/13
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vivacious goyim sanctuary
  08/14/13
You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill ...
Glassy histrionic pistol
  08/14/13
ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet...
Vibrant chocolate property
  08/14/13
go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female...
Glassy histrionic pistol
  08/14/13
i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there....
Vibrant chocolate property
  08/14/13
you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low c...
Glassy histrionic pistol
  08/14/13
do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no...
Vibrant chocolate property
  08/14/13
Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ...
Glassy histrionic pistol
  08/14/13
well i think i could date a guy who was not really very succ...
Vibrant chocolate property
  08/14/13
Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty o...
Glassy histrionic pistol
  08/14/13
i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one....
Vibrant chocolate property
  08/14/13
Go for it then, Godspeed
Glassy histrionic pistol
  08/14/13
ty for the advice friend
Vibrant chocolate property
  08/14/13
"95th percentile body" LINK?
Orchid Genital Piercing Community Account
  08/14/13
i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on...
Vibrant chocolate property
  08/14/13
*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you ho...
Orchid Genital Piercing Community Account
  08/14/13
whatever
Vibrant chocolate property
  08/14/13
Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I...
Marvelous Rose Bbw Theater Stage
  08/14/13
A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.
Transparent talented wrinkle internal respiration
  08/14/13
It's ok to pick on a pizza.
puce angry associate
  08/14/13
It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pic...
Flushed rehab nowag
  08/14/13
When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not t...
Flushed rehab nowag
  08/14/13
lol
fighting razzle resort digit ratio
  08/14/13
If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it ...
Flushed rehab nowag
  08/14/13
180
avocado gunner step-uncle's house
  08/14/13
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Exciting Fortuitous Meteor Crackhouse
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It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.
puce angry associate
  08/14/13
If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your p...
Flushed rehab nowag
  08/14/13
If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly ...
Flushed rehab nowag
  08/14/13
When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'doug...
iridescent exhilarant electric furnace
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iridescent exhilarant electric furnace
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When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automaticall...
Flushed rehab nowag
  08/14/13
When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, i...
Flushed rehab nowag
  08/14/13
this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe...
Vibrant chocolate property
  08/14/13
Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks...
avocado gunner step-uncle's house
  08/14/13
a pretty shitty contribution
Vibrant chocolate property
  08/14/13
to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box
avocado gunner step-uncle's house
  08/14/13
lol tyft
Orchid Genital Piercing Community Account
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers
Orchid Genital Piercing Community Account
  08/14/13
it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy...
Vibrant chocolate property
  08/14/13
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Duck-like set weed whacker
  08/14/13
you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno
fighting razzle resort digit ratio
  08/14/13
One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage...
glittery wild stain center
  08/14/13
i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them
Aphrodisiac Geriatric Shrine
  08/14/13
The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom
avocado gunner step-uncle's house
  08/14/13
did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a d...
Vibrant chocolate property
  08/14/13
I see potential for a lengthy pun story here
avocado gunner step-uncle's house
  08/14/13
Fungi. Fungi.
Transparent talented wrinkle internal respiration
  08/14/13
sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know w...
Vibrant chocolate property
  08/14/13
while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three sl...
avocado gunner step-uncle's house
  08/14/13
165
cracking brunch dysfunction
  08/15/13
When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being ...
Flushed rehab nowag
  08/14/13
lmao
Orchid Genital Piercing Community Account
  08/14/13
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vivacious goyim sanctuary
  08/14/13
You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.
bat shit crazy parlor
  08/14/13
this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. t...
Vibrant chocolate property
  08/14/13
A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.
gay passionate son of senegal
  08/14/13
When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't off...
Flushed rehab nowag
  08/14/13
When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.
Flushed rehab nowag
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iridescent exhilarant electric furnace
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my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand t...
Vibrant chocolate property
  08/14/13
Pics?
Racy vermilion forum water buffalo
  08/14/13
link?
carmine floppy public bath tattoo
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Violet Church Pocket Flask
  08/14/13
After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots...
sapphire spectacular church building boistinker
  08/14/13
People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and ro...
Swashbuckling balding quadroon
  08/14/13
A pizza's crust is normal.
Transparent talented wrinkle internal respiration
  08/14/13
A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped...
Drunken rigor
  08/14/13
ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas...
Vibrant chocolate property
  08/14/13
lisa rowe can't be topped!
Pontificating Plum Theatre
  08/14/13
i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you...
Vibrant chocolate property
  08/14/13
a pizza can feed a family of four.
Pontificating Plum Theatre
  08/14/13
not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and the...
Vibrant chocolate property
  08/14/13
ps the dad was bloodacre
Pontificating Plum Theatre
  08/14/13
you know how bad i want that irl
Vibrant chocolate property
  08/14/13
One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and T...
Fragrant pearly stag film police squad
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.
Pontificating Plum Theatre
  08/14/13
Pizza tastes good
Cordovan startled box office
  08/14/13
Underrated
cracking brunch dysfunction
  08/15/13
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peach laughsome scourge upon the earth business firm
  01/23/14
After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box a...
Fragrant pearly stag film police squad
  08/14/13
Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from...
Cordovan startled box office
  08/14/13
LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.
Milky area
  08/14/13
late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece o...
Transparent talented wrinkle internal respiration
  08/14/13
Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good
Multi-colored know-it-all puppy kitchen
  08/14/13
lol
Primrose Sinister Feces
  08/14/13
Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDl...
Multi-colored know-it-all puppy kitchen
  08/14/13
yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post
Primrose Sinister Feces
  08/14/13
~h8-->1luv
Multi-colored know-it-all puppy kitchen
  08/14/13
You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop bec...
Fragrant pearly stag film police squad
  08/14/13
i can only eat pizza a few times per day.
painfully honest site degenerate
  08/14/13
(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the...
180 crimson school party of the first part
  08/14/13
when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the...
Cerebral hell organic girlfriend
  08/14/13
180
Seedy spot knife
  08/14/13
lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters
Primrose Sinister Feces
  08/14/13
pizza doesn't cut itself
Henna Tripping Factory Reset Button
  08/14/13
/thread. instant classic
Primrose Sinister Feces
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Sepia odious mad cow disease jew
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underhanded senate
  08/14/13
180
Pontificating Plum Theatre
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Cordovan startled box office
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Drunken rigor
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excitant turdskin
  09/11/13
Lmao
bisexual stock car
  06/07/17
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bateful multi-billionaire base
  08/12/25
you wash your hands before touching the pizza.
boyish pervert stage
  08/14/13
Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when y...
Sepia odious mad cow disease jew
  08/14/13
my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa ...
Abnormal Depressive Antidepressant Drug
  08/14/13
lol
Pontificating Plum Theatre
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smoky pea-brained point
  08/15/13
When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a min...
maroon blathering preventive strike people who are hurt
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180
Deranged slate house
  08/14/13
I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out ...
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  08/14/13
A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser wit...
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  08/17/13
poignant
mind-boggling halford selfie
  08/17/13
Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged
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  08/17/13
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Sepia odious mad cow disease jew
  09/11/13
A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone'...
excitant turdskin
  09/11/13
one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the ins...
ultramarine irradiated locus
  09/11/13
The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today
Milky area
  09/11/13
wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's
Sadistic Blue Legend Pisswyrm
  12/28/13
A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
soul-stirring outnumbered home travel guidebook
  12/28/13
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Up-to-no-good prole trailer park
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IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHIN...
chestnut patrolman
  01/23/14
Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.
Brilliant Alcoholic Famous Landscape Painting
  03/10/14
a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.
bossy lascivious place of business
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Copper Ticket Booth Foreskin
  05/12/15
jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not ev...
Chrome sound barrier half-breed
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Provocative locale giraffe
  01/19/16
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Henna Tripping Factory Reset Button
  10/25/17
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carmine floppy public bath tattoo
  11/29/15
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Copper Ticket Booth Foreskin
  01/05/16
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carmine floppy public bath tattoo
  03/13/16
I want pizza
Contagious university
  06/07/17
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Provocative locale giraffe
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Flushed rehab nowag
  03/31/18
What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast? I see she w...
Slippery orchestra pit french chef
  07/18/18
it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.
medicated diverse boltzmann
  07/18/18
(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)
Slippery orchestra pit french chef
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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: Flushed rehab nowag



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: Violet Church Pocket Flask

tell me

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: Flushed rehab nowag

After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops the pizza off at your house in exchange for $15, it will not try to rifle through your medicine cabinet.

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: Orchid Genital Piercing Community Account

lol tyft

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: Stirring bistre plaza

This is like 180 gold with no recognition.

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:19 PM
Author: Sadistic Blue Legend Pisswyrm

Today, it is recognized as gold my brother.

180

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:40 AM
Author: Copper Ticket Booth Foreskin

fucking lol

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:41 AM
Author: Stimulating Awkward Pozpig Native



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: titillating lodge cuckold

so underrated

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Author: peach laughsome scourge upon the earth business firm



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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#36451110)



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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:35 PM
Author: avocado gunner step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#43620987)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: Motley shitlib theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#45943077)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: Curious Hospital Partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#48436917)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: azure violent sneaky criminal temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#49005046)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: bateful multi-billionaire base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#49179088)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: Arrogant Hunting Ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#49179095)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 6:37 AM
Author: Quality Learing Center alumnus (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#49580373)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: brass piazza

it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836081)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: ruddy field incel

When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep covered in cum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836082)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: Violet Church Pocket Flask

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#27872800)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:26 PM
Author: carmine floppy public bath tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#48436916)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: Curious Hospital Partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#48436918)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: brass piazza

a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836085)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: dashing stead

Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836088)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:53 AM
Author: Orchid Genital Piercing Community Account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836099)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: Flushed rehab nowag

When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a nearly fatal amount of gonorrhoea bacteria.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836103)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: Salmon ape office

To be fair,

(Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836236)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:56 AM
Author: Flushed rehab nowag

When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into cardiac arrest due to violent withdrawal symptoms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836108)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:57 AM
Author: Flushed rehab nowag

When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform you that it is $35 extra per guy and $50 for anyone who takes pictures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836113)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:59 AM
Author: Flushed rehab nowag

When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can sleep on your couch for a few nights and borrow $70 to get its cell phone reactivated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836121)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:03 AM
Author: Vibrant chocolate property

weird blob of shit from another dimension

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836142)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: Violet Church Pocket Flask

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836195)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: avocado gunner step-uncle's house

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836415)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: Hairraiser dull azn mental disorder

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836446)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:53 AM
Author: Charismatic turquoise crotch corner

took a few attempts but 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837007)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: Primrose Sinister Feces

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837358)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 PM
Author: Henna Tripping Factory Reset Button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23838721)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: peach laughsome scourge upon the earth business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#25165720)



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Date: March 24th, 2021 2:43 PM
Author: Anal Submissive New Version State



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#42157979)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: Motley shitlib theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#45943078)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: bateful multi-billionaire base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#49179090)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:07 AM
Author: puce angry associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836155)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: Orchid Genital Piercing Community Account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: puce angry associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:09 AM
Author: Flushed rehab nowag

The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout drunk, just a little high.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836162)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:10 AM
Author: ruddy field incel

Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836166)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:11 AM
Author: puce angry associate

I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836169)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: Vibrant chocolate property

best of thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836179)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: Transparent talented wrinkle internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836194)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: Curious Hospital Partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#48436921)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:28 PM
Author: Curious Hospital Partner

Criminally underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#48436925)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:12 AM
Author: Flushed rehab nowag

If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying and tell you about its family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836176)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Orchid Genital Piercing Community Account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: Flushed rehab nowag

If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passingly resemble its picture when it shows up at your door.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836180)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Orchid Genital Piercing Community Account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836362)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:14 AM
Author: Flushed rehab nowag

At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incredibly hot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836183)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Orchid Genital Piercing Community Account

(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get laid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836364)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: Vibrant chocolate property

pizzas have an expiration date

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836184)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: Grizzly den brethren

after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836187)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:16 AM
Author: ruddy field incel

Pizzas are not whores.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836188)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:17 AM
Author: Adventurous idiot meetinghouse

A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead of around the ankle and mandated by the state.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836189)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:23 AM
Author: Violet Church Pocket Flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836203)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:50 AM
Author: fighting razzle resort digit ratio

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837697)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:04 PM
Author: Self-centered hall chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23838037)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:04 PM
Author: Henna Tripping Factory Reset Button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23846455)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:07 AM
Author: Flushed rehab nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23857525)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:35 PM
Author: Copper Ticket Booth Foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#29635464)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:14 PM
Author: Coral Chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#35731944)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:18 AM
Author: Adventurous idiot meetinghouse

The white box LR is kept in is padded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836190)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: Transparent talented wrinkle internal respiration

you want more pizza in the morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836193)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: Transparent talented wrinkle internal respiration

you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836197)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:35 AM
Author: apoplectic voyeur striped hyena

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837616)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: Flushed rehab nowag

When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of instinctively double-checking that they still have their wallets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836199)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: puce angry associate

Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignity despite their flaws.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836200)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:26 AM
Author: Vibrant chocolate property

thank you for showing me kindness :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836206)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Transparent talented wrinkle internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836231)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:40 PM
Author: Chrome sound barrier half-breed

(not bloodacre)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23842193)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:06 PM
Author: Nighttime parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#35731905)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:25 AM
Author: Flushed rehab nowag

When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred hours trying to convince an internet forum that it's a size 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836205)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: puce angry associate

*orders a BBP*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836212)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:48 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring Impressive Bawdyhouse Toilet Seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#24884254)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: Flushed rehab nowag

When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it's not because it was there trying to score ketamine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:28 AM
Author: Vibrant chocolate property

i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to invite me to one of their crazy parties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836219)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:29 AM
Author: Flushed rehab nowag

If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4:00 a.m. to slash your tires.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Transparent talented wrinkle internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:34 AM
Author: ultramarine irradiated locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#24031386)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:54 PM
Author: ultramarine irradiated locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#45943056)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:55 PM
Author: Anal Submissive New Version State



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#45943063)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Flushed rehab nowag

The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a mesomorph.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836226)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Vibrant chocolate property

i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836230)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Transparent talented wrinkle internal respiration

It's wrong to attack a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836227)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: Vibrant chocolate property

my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u guys could tone it down since i have company tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836232)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:33 AM
Author: Transparent talented wrinkle internal respiration

If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836243)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: 180 crimson school party of the first part

is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836246)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: Glassy histrionic pistol

LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the year. I could easily see a stand-up comic working many of these into a routine about an ex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836235)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: Vibrant chocolate property

there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are stupid and seem to just be mean spirited. i have been leaving here feeling dejected a lot lately, even my irl friends have noticed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836248)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: Salmon ape office

To be fair,

Do you want me to fight some of these niggers on your behalf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836251)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: Vibrant chocolate property

you always come through for me when no one else does ty and yes, i would like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836270)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: Salmon ape office

To be fair,

k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836281)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: Vibrant chocolate property

ty, whitest knight <3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836408)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: avocado gunner step-uncle's house

TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white knighter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836424)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:11 AM
Author: Ivory idiotic immigrant

TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837041)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: jet crawly library dog poop

Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all eternity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#49005049)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: Transparent talented wrinkle internal respiration

Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by mean spirited misanthropes? Just throwing that out there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836253)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:39 AM
Author: Vibrant chocolate property

yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to make new friends here ive noticed or maybe it just seems that way to me lately...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836264)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: Glassy histrionic pistol

That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836271)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: 180 crimson school party of the first part

you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836272)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:47 AM
Author: Vibrant chocolate property

that was just me on my other account

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: vivacious goyim sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837356)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: Glassy histrionic pistol

You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill chick. You should try going out in areas you normally don't to meet people. Stay away from LR xoxo threads for awhile. You'll be happier.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836269)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:49 AM
Author: Vibrant chocolate property

ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet new people, but i dont really go places either. i go out to get food and except for the people i pass on the sidewalk, my social circle never seems to grow much :( i wish a new and interesting person would appear in my life, a new friend or maybe even something more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:52 AM
Author: Glassy histrionic pistol

go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female friend. 100% chance you get hit on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836294)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:55 AM
Author: Vibrant chocolate property

i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there. i dont really enjoy doing it and i also dont really enjoy being hit on and i dont think men really enjoy having to do that either, do they? what are your thoughts on internet dating?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836304)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:01 AM
Author: Glassy histrionic pistol

you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low cut, tight dress, but at an upscale lounge. describe domestic, CGWBT interests and hobbies. you will have good looking rich doods buying you dinners left and right.

go to nice bars and lounges you haven't been to even if you don't enjoy it at first. doods worth talking to enjoy hitting on women, and you will meet some solid doods this way even if it's uncomfortable for you initially.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836327)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:04 AM
Author: Vibrant chocolate property

do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no spring chicken anymore. i hope guys will still be interested in me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836338)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:08 AM
Author: Glassy histrionic pistol

Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ago than you are now. but especially with your body, you will still have sex appeal for a decade. xoxo is also correct, however, that you will have less sex appeal each passing year. now is the time to take control of your romantic life and put yourself out there among successful doods. you'll find one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836349)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 AM
Author: Vibrant chocolate property

well i think i could date a guy who was not really very successful at all if he was a nice person and he cared about me and who i am on the inside. there is not a lot of things that i want to buy but i would like my children to go to a nice school and things like that. is it very important that he be successful? what sort of problems might i run into if he was not like that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836365)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: Glassy histrionic pistol

Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty of nice people out there who would care about you but also make a respectable living. You'll eventually become unhappy around a starving artist type.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836410)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:29 AM
Author: Vibrant chocolate property

i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one. i don't think they'd really want to date me anyway. but once i went out with a guy who felt like he was a failure and he said he was going to hang out in the art scene so that he didn't appear to be a loser at first glance, even though he wasn't any kind of artist. i think that's what he ended up doing but i don't think he's much happier than before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836435)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: Glassy histrionic pistol

Go for it then, Godspeed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836450)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:40 AM
Author: Vibrant chocolate property

ty for the advice friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836458)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: Orchid Genital Piercing Community Account

"95th percentile body"

LINK?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836370)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:16 AM
Author: Vibrant chocolate property

i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on fire, at least that's what literally everybody tells me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836381)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: Orchid Genital Piercing Community Account

*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you hot*

Oh what hot shit on fire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836390)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: Vibrant chocolate property

whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836411)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:07 PM
Author: Marvelous Rose Bbw Theater Stage

Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I've read about you on here, I just assumed you were a landbeast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837750)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: Transparent talented wrinkle internal respiration

A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836245)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: puce angry associate

It's ok to pick on a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836255)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:38 AM
Author: Flushed rehab nowag

It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pick up a pizza.

Men are routinely happy about deciding to pick up a pizza.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836261)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:37 AM
Author: Flushed rehab nowag

When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not there to perform court-ordered community service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836259)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 PM
Author: fighting razzle resort digit ratio

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23838842)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: Flushed rehab nowag

If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it doesn't scream back "YOU THINK I HAVEN'T BEEN THIS LOW BEFORE MOTHERFUCKER" and violently kick the walls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836267)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: avocado gunner step-uncle's house

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836312)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:54 AM
Author: Exciting Fortuitous Meteor Crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837140)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:44 AM
Author: puce angry associate

It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836275)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: Flushed rehab nowag

If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your pizza right then, you don't need to promise you love it and give it a bump of crystal before you can have it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836279)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:48 AM
Author: Flushed rehab nowag

If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly encouraged and decide to apply to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836287)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 AM
Author: iridescent exhilarant electric furnace

When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'dough mound' and you don't reply 'just so you know'.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836296)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: iridescent exhilarant electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836359)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: Flushed rehab nowag

When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automatically earmarked for pills.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836314)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: Flushed rehab nowag

When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, it does not start excitedly texting everyone that it thinks it has a boyfriend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836321)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: Vibrant chocolate property

this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe jk thats rude you faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836334)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: avocado gunner step-uncle's house

Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks in a pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836324)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: Vibrant chocolate property

a pretty shitty contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836335)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: avocado gunner step-uncle's house

to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836380)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: Orchid Genital Piercing Community Account

lol tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836385)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: Orchid Genital Piercing Community Account

a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836360)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: Vibrant chocolate property

it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836369)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:31 AM
Author: Duck-like set weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 PM
Author: fighting razzle resort digit ratio

you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23838854)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: glittery wild stain center

One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage. The other is pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836378)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Geriatric Shrine

i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836383)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: avocado gunner step-uncle's house

The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: Vibrant chocolate property

did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a date? he said hey, what's the matter? im a fungus!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836392)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:21 AM
Author: avocado gunner step-uncle's house

I see potential for a lengthy pun story here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836397)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:52 AM
Author: Transparent talented wrinkle internal respiration

Fungi. Fungi.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837002)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:02 AM
Author: Vibrant chocolate property

sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know what? sometimes i feel like you dont even try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837168)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:20 AM
Author: avocado gunner step-uncle's house

while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three slices of pizza to start feeling ill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836394)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:33 AM
Author: cracking brunch dysfunction

165

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23843016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: Flushed rehab nowag

When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being escorted out for violating a restraining order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836416)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: Orchid Genital Piercing Community Account

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836427)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:55 AM
Author: vivacious goyim sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837403)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:32 AM
Author: bat shit crazy parlor

You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836441)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: Vibrant chocolate property

this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. ty for posting it :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836453)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: gay passionate son of senegal

A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836449)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: Flushed rehab nowag

When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't offer him 25 adderalls if he will drive it all the way to Fresno where the Pizza's friend lives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836454)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:41 AM
Author: Flushed rehab nowag

When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836460)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:42 AM
Author: iridescent exhilarant electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836463)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: Vibrant chocolate property

my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand these memes since she knows what im like irl and im actually pretty classy and dont do most of the stuff itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836486)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: Racy vermilion forum water buffalo

Pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837116)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:32 AM
Author: carmine floppy public bath tattoo

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23857556)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:55 AM
Author: Violet Church Pocket Flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836492)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:46 AM
Author: sapphire spectacular church building boistinker

After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836472)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:54 AM
Author: Swashbuckling balding quadroon

People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and round?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837009)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:56 AM
Author: Transparent talented wrinkle internal respiration

A pizza's crust is normal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837011)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:45 AM
Author: Drunken rigor

A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped with a tomato sauce, cheese and various other assorted toppings.

Lisa Rowe on the other hand is an ugly cunt whore degenerate bitch of a woman who spends her life on a racist misogynistic message board.

The two are quite different, I assure you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837125)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:47 AM
Author: Vibrant chocolate property

ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas all at the same time but really its just any old wednesday, also known as hump day lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837127)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: Pontificating Plum Theatre

lisa rowe can't be topped!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837130)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:50 AM
Author: Vibrant chocolate property

i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you know what i mean (fucking) im jk. my friend is sitting here with me irl and im just kind of showing off for her. she thinks xo is a little bit fun and she is thinking of posting herself some time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837134)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:51 AM
Author: Pontificating Plum Theatre

a pizza can feed a family of four.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837136)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:59 AM
Author: Vibrant chocolate property

not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and there are other variables here that make this unlikely a lot of the time but i dont want to argue about it anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:00 AM
Author: Pontificating Plum Theatre

ps the dad was bloodacre

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:01 AM
Author: Vibrant chocolate property

you know how bad i want that irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837164)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: Fragrant pearly stag film police squad

One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and Twist).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837131)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:57 AM
Author: Pontificating Plum Theatre

a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837151)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:11 AM
Author: Cordovan startled box office

Pizza tastes good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837210)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:34 AM
Author: cracking brunch dysfunction

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23843020)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:41 PM
Author: peach laughsome scourge upon the earth business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#24884222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:12 AM
Author: Fragrant pearly stag film police squad

After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box and is unceremoniously driven to its final destination. You eat the other one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:13 AM
Author: Cordovan startled box office

Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from you to pay for the abortion, just to scam some cash from you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837218)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: Milky area

LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837317)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: Transparent talented wrinkle internal respiration

late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece of pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837318)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:38 AM
Author: Multi-colored know-it-all puppy kitchen

Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837332)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:45 AM
Author: Primrose Sinister Feces

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:51 AM
Author: Multi-colored know-it-all puppy kitchen

Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDlnDX0Y&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DMcDgDlnDX0Y

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837387)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:03 AM
Author: Primrose Sinister Feces

yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837422)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:12 AM
Author: Multi-colored know-it-all puppy kitchen

~h8-->1luv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837459)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:52 AM
Author: Fragrant pearly stag film police squad

You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop because it tastes so good. The crust on the pizza is just plain gross

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:06 AM
Author: painfully honest site degenerate

i can only eat pizza a few times per day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837429)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:13 PM
Author: 180 crimson school party of the first part

(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23838096)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:37 AM
Author: Cerebral hell organic girlfriend

when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the car until you've finished w it to give it a ride home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837623)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: Seedy spot knife

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23842202)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:38 AM
Author: Primrose Sinister Feces

lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837628)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:44 AM
Author: Henna Tripping Factory Reset Button

pizza doesn't cut itself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837664)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:45 AM
Author: Primrose Sinister Feces

/thread. instant classic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837667)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:55 PM
Author: Sepia odious mad cow disease jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837971)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:01 PM
Author: underhanded senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23838016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: Pontificating Plum Theatre

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23840389)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 9:29 AM
Author: Cordovan startled box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23844315)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:10 AM
Author: Drunken rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23857531)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:07 PM
Author: excitant turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#24034071)



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:38 PM
Author: bisexual stock car

Lmao

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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: bateful multi-billionaire base



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:01 PM
Author: boyish pervert stage

you wash your hands before touching the pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837735)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:06 PM
Author: Sepia odious mad cow disease jew

Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when you're fucked up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23838059)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:11 PM
Author: Abnormal Depressive Antidepressant Drug

my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa rowe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23838084)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: Pontificating Plum Theatre

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23840387)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: smoky pea-brained point



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:48 PM
Author: maroon blathering preventive strike people who are hurt

When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a minute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23838290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 7:03 PM
Author: Deranged slate house

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23840413)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 PM
Author: razzmatazz umber blood rage

I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out in deliberate long thrusts, eyes locked in the intensity of passion as I try to time myself, watching for cues as to the plateau of pleasure to achieve simultaneously as frames writhe and intertwine and moans and gasps and breaths escape from our need bodies... with a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23838305)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:23 AM
Author: thriller navy private investor

A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser with a meth problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23857544)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: mind-boggling halford selfie

poignant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23857679)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 10:08 AM
Author: lime frum indian lodge affirmative action

Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23857732)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:05 AM
Author: Sepia odious mad cow disease jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#24031228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:22 AM
Author: excitant turdskin

A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone's had a piece.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#24031313)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:40 AM
Author: ultramarine irradiated locus

one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the inside, and the other is a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#24031422)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:16 PM
Author: Milky area

The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#24034114)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: Sadistic Blue Legend Pisswyrm

wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#24727533)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: soul-stirring outnumbered home travel guidebook

A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#24727608)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 5:18 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good prole trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#24804817)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:43 PM
Author: chestnut patrolman

IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHINE TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN. IF LISA ROWE GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT A BIG BLACK MACHINE IN IT TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#24884233)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:33 PM
Author: Brilliant Alcoholic Famous Landscape Painting

Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#25165762)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:35 PM
Author: bossy lascivious place of business

a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#25165774)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: Copper Ticket Booth Foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#27872794)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:42 AM
Author: Chrome sound barrier half-breed

jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not even going to bother bumping them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#27872821)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 11:09 PM
Author: Provocative locale giraffe



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Date: October 25th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: Henna Tripping Factory Reset Button



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Date: November 29th, 2015 10:42 PM
Author: carmine floppy public bath tattoo



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 10:22 PM
Author: carmine floppy public bath tattoo



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Date: January 5th, 2016 12:58 AM
Author: Copper Ticket Booth Foreskin



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Date: March 13th, 2016 7:47 AM
Author: carmine floppy public bath tattoo



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: Contagious university

I want pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#33497638)



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Date: September 22nd, 2017 8:14 PM
Author: Provocative locale giraffe



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Date: March 31st, 2018 2:53 PM
Author: Flushed rehab nowag



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:16 AM
Author: Slippery orchestra pit french chef

What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast?

I see she was outed quite a bit in 2010-2012. NOT COOL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#36451142)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:25 AM
Author: medicated diverse boltzmann

it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#36451208)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:17 AM
Author: Slippery orchestra pit french chef

(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#36451150)



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Date: April 30th, 2019 3:51 PM
Author: Anal Submissive New Version State



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Date: June 21st, 2020 7:19 PM
Author: carmine floppy public bath tattoo



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Date: June 23rd, 2020 9:49 PM
Author: carmine floppy public bath tattoo



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Date: July 11th, 2020 3:12 AM
Author: talking really tough guy



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Author: Anal Submissive New Version State



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 5:40 PM
Author: Anal Submissive New Version State



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