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Famous shitlib Caltech astrophysicist Alex Filippenko DEAD
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Date: August 4th, 2024 3:17 PM Author: Titillating striped hyena piazza That's the only explanation I can offer as to why he's said nothing about JWST in over a year. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5569749&forum_id=2#47927609) |
Date: August 4th, 2024 3:25 PM Author: Titillating striped hyena piazza He may as well kill himself
https://youtu.be/te2zSAbyAo0?t=331 |
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Date: August 4th, 2024 3:33 PM Author: Titillating striped hyena piazza I've never seen him scream and rant like this. This man has always been the John Kirby of theoretical physics, always upbeat and joyful, but now he's morphing into Richard Feynman.
https://youtu.be/te2zSAbyAo0?t=633 |
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Date: August 4th, 2024 3:39 PM Author: Titillating striped hyena piazza Faggot alert: in this portion he admits that nearby radiation can interfere with our measurements but doesn't even HINT that it could interfere with our measurements of cosmic microwave background radiation.
https://youtu.be/te2zSAbyAo0?t=753 |
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Date: August 4th, 2024 3:41 PM Author: Titillating striped hyena piazza Wow what a shitty ass diagram. Scale is off by about 50 billion units of measurement. Caltech admitted this guy?
https://youtu.be/te2zSAbyAo0?t=784 |
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Date: August 4th, 2024 3:49 PM Author: Titillating striped hyena piazza Great back-of-the-napkin statistical analysis here, faggot. I remember this textbook exercise too. "THESE ARE INDEPENDENT EVENTS!"
https://youtu.be/te2zSAbyAo0?t=1021
This man literally believed this thing had a THREE PERCENT likelihood of deploying correctly. That's how involved he was in the development of this project. |
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Date: August 4th, 2024 3:59 PM Author: Titillating striped hyena piazza What a stupid fuck. "I didn't write any grant proposals because I thought the telescope wouldn't work?"
https://youtu.be/te2zSAbyAo0?t=1094
This dood should have been able to a write grant proposal in 30 minutes based on a 30 second description of what this telescope was expected to do. It should not have taken him more than 0.0001 nanoseconds to think of a mystery this telescope could solve. He should be able to write a grant proposal for this telescope faster than MS Word can load on his laptop. FUCK YOU UC Berkeley for hiring this man. |
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Date: August 5th, 2024 1:48 AM Author: Titillating striped hyena piazza Oh look another Berkeley shitlib thought the telescope wouldn't work.
https://youtu.be/te2zSAbyAo0?t=3272 |
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Date: August 4th, 2024 3:54 PM Author: Titillating striped hyena piazza What a catty fag. "Set the bar low?" LMFAO.
https://youtu.be/te2zSAbyAo0?t=1081 |
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Date: August 4th, 2024 4:04 PM Author: Titillating striped hyena piazza He doesn't understand the orbit???
https://youtu.be/te2zSAbyAo0?t=1172
I don't understand it either, but that's why people him exist - to teach this shit to us. How is there a type of orbit he doesn't understand??? He can show you an animated image of one with all kinds of measurements and shit but he can't understand it?
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Date: August 4th, 2024 4:04 PM Author: dull bossy orchestra pit beautiful display of mental illness here (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5569749&forum_id=2#47927761) |
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Date: August 4th, 2024 4:06 PM Author: Titillating striped hyena piazza How does he not understand orbits? Aren't they just an effect of gravity? What the fuck else causes an orbit? Why put up an animated image of a phenomenon you don't understand?
https://youtu.be/te2zSAbyAo0?t=1213 |
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Date: August 4th, 2024 4:18 PM Author: dull bossy orchestra pit (mentally ill freak spazzing out and splitting hairs over a lecture meant for the general public) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5569749&forum_id=2#47927814) |
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Date: August 4th, 2024 4:29 PM Author: dashing house-broken parlour (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5569749&forum_id=2#47927850) |
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Date: August 4th, 2024 4:11 PM Author: Titillating striped hyena piazza There he goes. He's always bitching about the starburst effect contaminating the data.
https://youtu.be/te2zSAbyAo0?t=1257
"Oh I'm sooo mad only 90% of this image is usable, it should have been 100%" says the same dood who wrote no grant proposals because he gave the telescope a 3% chance of even deploying. Libs, this man is the best you've got. |
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Date: August 4th, 2024 4:17 PM Author: Titillating striped hyena piazza What a bitch! "Why look at the IR spectrum?" he asks. Then he spends the next 5+ minutes showing pics that show everything but the IR spectrum.
https://youtu.be/te2zSAbyAo0?t=1362
I'm not sure if he ever gives us an actual IR pic in this entire video, aside from the calibration image. What a fuckstain. |
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Date: August 4th, 2024 4:18 PM Author: Hairraiser crawly faggotry pit Was xe vaccinated (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5569749&forum_id=2#47927813) |
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Date: August 4th, 2024 4:32 PM Author: Titillating striped hyena piazza ljl he's so fuct. Here he's 5 minutes into a rant about a straw man argument no one is making, lecturing the audience about the pop culture references in an article he can't openly bash because it was co-authored by his former grad student he used to fuck, before admitting that "well, uhh, NOW we know the laws of physics have been fundamentally broken, it was just premature to say it in 2022." FAGGOT ALERT.
https://youtu.be/te2zSAbyAo0?t=2082 |
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Date: August 4th, 2024 5:40 PM Author: Exhilarant clown Always liked that dude. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5569749&forum_id=2#47928068) |
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Date: August 5th, 2024 1:39 AM Author: Titillating striped hyena piazza Does he really argue with his colleagues about what color the sun is?
https://youtu.be/te2zSAbyAo0?t=2882 |
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Date: August 5th, 2024 2:11 AM Author: Titillating striped hyena piazza gigafaggot alert
https://youtu.be/te2zSAbyAo0?t=3650 |
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Date: July 10th, 2025 5:47 PM Author: Titillating striped hyena piazza Alex appeared to do a final appearance before he takes the needle. Brian Greene doing the honors
https://youtu.be/bRd7OdBhAj0?si=l50nmaitjCn-EJhs |
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Date: July 10th, 2025 5:56 PM Author: Titillating striped hyena piazza He's fucked because he never put in a grant proposal with JWST. He didn't think it would even work. He has to use Hubble data forever and he doesn't have enough of that to do shit now, even if he wants to. He has to imagine using gravitational lensing to get something worthwhile in the future. What a smug fuck he was before JWST sent back that first pic.
https://youtu.be/bRd7OdBhAj0?t=4448 |
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Date: July 10th, 2025 6:05 PM Author: brass abnormal puppy Somebody has to commit this fucking guy nsam so a psych ward STAT (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5569749&forum_id=2#49090924) |
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Date: November 15th, 2025 12:16 AM Author: https://imgur.com/a/o2g8xYK (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5569749&forum_id=2#49432370) |