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Never forget: Martin Lawrence's SNL monologue 1994

http://snltranscripts.jt.org/93/93nmono.phtml "I'm s...
bistre laughsome depressive
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bistre laughsome depressive
  10/10/12
lol at white womyn
glittery whorehouse affirmative action
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What a 180, I wish I could see the video
Thriller crimson lay preventive strike
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http://www.hulu.com/watch/272133
arrogant newt location
  10/10/12
dude was insane. too bad Martin was a legit 180 show for th...
henna talented twinkling uncleanness
  10/10/12
Indeed it was. Damn, Gina. Apparently Martin had a serious t...
Vigorous dilemma
  10/10/12
cant blame him...so hard bro...so hard....
henna talented twinkling uncleanness
  10/10/12
"I'm watching douche commercials on television, and I'm...
Fragrant white theater brethren
  10/10/12
It wasn’t from what I recall. I think the network cut ...
cobalt fighting native half-breed
  05/15/23
Jon Hamm referenced this incident when he hosted SNL. htt...
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tyft
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180
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awesome
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these women probably have Trichomoniasis "Females ma...
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Redd Foxx was doing the same act 40 years ago. http://www...
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18000000000
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Date: October 9th, 2012 3:16 PM
Author: bistre laughsome depressive

http://snltranscripts.jt.org/93/93nmono.phtml

"I'm single, I'm a single man, I don't have nobody, I'm looking for somebody and- but I'm meeting a lot of women out there, and you got some beautiful women, but you got some out there that, uh, I gotta say somethin'. Um... some of you are not washing your ass properly."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#21749605)



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Date: October 9th, 2012 11:37 PM
Author: bistre laughsome depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#21753140)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:19 AM
Author: bistre laughsome depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#21755124)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:21 AM
Author: glittery whorehouse affirmative action

lol at white womyn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#21755138)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:27 AM
Author: Thriller crimson lay preventive strike

What a 180, I wish I could see the video

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#21755170)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 1:22 PM
Author: arrogant newt location

http://www.hulu.com/watch/272133

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#21755971)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:38 AM
Author: henna talented twinkling uncleanness

dude was insane. too bad Martin was a legit 180 show for the first couple of seasons.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#21755258)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:40 AM
Author: Vigorous dilemma

Indeed it was. Damn, Gina. Apparently Martin had a serious thing for her and creeper her the fuck out. Which you can see openly each time they kiss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#21755279)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:42 AM
Author: henna talented twinkling uncleanness

cant blame him...so hard bro...so hard....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#21755291)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:49 AM
Author: Fragrant white theater brethren

"I'm watching douche commercials on television, and I'm wonderin' if some of you are reading the instructions. I don't think so. Y'know, 'cause I'm getting with some of the ladies, smelling odors, going "Wait a minute. (gestures with index finger) Girl, smell this! This you! Smell yourself, girl. Smell yourself! I tell a woman in a minute, douche! douche! Some women don't like when you tell them that, when you straightforward with them. "Douche!" They, (imitating woman) "Forget you! You cannot douche all the time, you're gonna wash all the natural juices out the body." I say, well, I dont give a damn what you do, put a Tic-Tac in your ass. Put a Cert in your ass. Oh, oh, y'know, this look like a good damn place for a Stick-up up in your ass. I'm sorry, y'all. You got to wash properly"

wow. it's amazing that this was aired on national television.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#21755336)



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Date: May 15th, 2023 12:05 AM
Author: cobalt fighting native half-breed

It wasn’t from what I recall. I think the network cut out in the middle of it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#46312473)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:51 AM
Author: bistre laughsome depressive

Jon Hamm referenced this incident when he hosted SNL.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-7OUBuPVGU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#21755346)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:58 AM
Author: violent electric furnace therapy

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#21755408)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 1:30 PM
Author: mustard gas station bbw

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#21756018)



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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:07 PM
Author: contagious center immigrant

awesome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#21916181)



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Date: May 14th, 2023 11:56 PM
Author: amber sadistic school cafeteria blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#46312446)



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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:10 PM
Author: slate appetizing pozpig

these women probably have Trichomoniasis

"Females may experience:

A bad-smelling discharge from the vagina

Vaginal burning and itching

Worsening of symptoms with menstruation"

Read more: http://www.philly.com/philly/blogs/healthy_kids/Trich-This-Sexually-Transmitted-Disease-is-No-Treat.html



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#21916221)



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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:13 PM
Author: Flickering dead chapel tattoo

Redd Foxx was doing the same act 40 years ago.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uldt6Y-CE3s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#21916260)



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Date: May 15th, 2023 12:12 AM
Author: geriatric cuckoldry meetinghouse

18000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#46312483)



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Date: May 15th, 2023 1:05 AM
Author: aggressive milk jap

You know, some women’ll let you go down, you know what I’m sayin’, knowin’ they got a yeast infection. (Some audience disgust) I’m sorry. Sorry. Come up with dough all on your damn lip… Got a bagel and a croissant on your lip. “Anybody got any butter?” I like jelly on mine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#46312590)



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Date: May 15th, 2023 1:44 AM
Author: twinkling temple roast beef

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#46312629)



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Date: May 15th, 2023 11:53 AM
Author: Dashing dark hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#46313493)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 7:10 PM
Author: Dashing dark hall



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Date: February 1st, 2026 7:14 PM
Author: Citrine Ratface Ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#49639607)