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Closing argument time this morning. Inshallah I’ll channel my inner EPAH

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honey-headed exciting digit ratio
  04/29/26
3-5 current posters max has ever done a jury trial
Zippy jap
  04/29/26
You guys do trials in SaAs Law, Ricky?
honey-headed exciting digit ratio
  04/29/26
Not Ricky, jewish darkness tp
Zippy jap
  05/01/26
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Hairraiser Stain
  05/01/26
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misunderstood candlestick maker hospital
  04/29/26
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honey-headed exciting digit ratio
  04/29/26
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Hairraiser Stain
  05/01/26
the elegant lisp, the sassy hand motions, all of it.
Magical rigpig therapy
  04/29/26
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Primrose mind-boggling space
  04/29/26
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Hairraiser Stain
  05/01/26
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Ruddy flickering cruise ship generalized bond
  04/30/26
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tantric curious point sandwich
  05/01/26
you forgot the WOC paralegal
tantric curious point sandwich
  05/01/26
Flocks of stylish WoCs in business casual attire tp
Hairraiser Stain
  05/01/26
https://imgur.com/a/does-she-know-xw1Aoz0 :-((( I'd be b...
Primrose mind-boggling space
  05/02/26
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Hairraiser Stain
  05/02/26
Just got the not guilty verdict. Pretty chill.
honey-headed exciting digit ratio
  04/29/26
Did you hit the jury with dat "i'm gay" during clo...
Magical rigpig therapy
  04/29/26
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, in conclusion, I love men
honey-headed exciting digit ratio
  04/29/26
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Hairraiser Stain
  04/29/26
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Amber kitchen
  04/29/26
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Electric Topaz Parlor Mexican
  04/29/26
180!
Primrose mind-boggling space
  04/29/26
hell yeah
misunderstood candlestick maker hospital
  04/29/26
Attorney watching my closing said I TROUNCED the DA. It was ...
honey-headed exciting digit ratio
  04/30/26
What happened to the pallets?
Yapping fear-inspiring theater stage double fault
  04/30/26
He dropped a few and they were scattered all over the street...
honey-headed exciting digit ratio
  04/30/26
What a retard. Were you saying ur client wasn’t that g...
Up-to-no-good Turquoise Tank
  05/01/26
To be precise, We got the theft charge dropped at the prelim...
honey-headed exciting digit ratio
  05/01/26
How many people are out on the streets at 4 am in ski masks ...
Up-to-no-good Turquoise Tank
  05/01/26
To be fair, this was in the winter, when temp was in the 30s...
honey-headed exciting digit ratio
  05/01/26
Post your closing argument text
drab dashing temple
  05/01/26
Don’t have one. I wrote out some bullet points that co...
honey-headed exciting digit ratio
  05/01/26
I initially read this as “prancing around the house&rd...
Up-to-no-good Turquoise Tank
  05/01/26
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Hairraiser Stain
  05/01/26
How do you describe reasonable doubt for the retarded proles...
drab dashing temple
  05/02/26
I wonder what % of white people own a ski mask vs % of nigge...
Up-to-no-good Turquoise Tank
  05/01/26
The most prestigious per capita ski mask ownership discussio...
Hairraiser Stain
  05/01/26
180
Amber kitchen
  05/01/26
180. I love forklift cases
misunderstood candlestick maker hospital
  05/01/26
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Sick Casino
  04/30/26
How much do you get paid now? Can I hire you?
swashbuckling mother pocket flask
  04/30/26
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swashbuckling mother pocket flask
  05/01/26
just don't channel your outer EPAH. no one thinks of Kermit ...
Mustard fanboi
  05/01/26
My throat has been hurting and I suspect it’s from all...
honey-headed exciting digit ratio
  05/01/26
Do you ever think you'll go private?
Up-to-no-good Turquoise Tank
  05/01/26
Yeah, I may do it eventually but I just hate the idea of bei...
honey-headed exciting digit ratio
  05/01/26
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Hairraiser Stain
  05/01/26
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Up-to-no-good Turquoise Tank
  05/01/26
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Hairraiser Stain
  05/01/26
Yea plus youre dumb and lazy and would fail miserably
pontificating area cuckold
  05/01/26
Shalom.
Hairraiser Stain
  05/01/26
congrats!
tantric curious point sandwich
  05/01/26
Ginger tea with honey!
Amber kitchen
  05/01/26
180
Hairraiser Stain
  05/01/26
Looking forward to this, ty
honey-headed exciting digit ratio
  05/01/26
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Hairraiser Stain
  05/01/26
Not sure how sterilizing your kid is gonna help w the trial
pontificating area cuckold
  05/01/26
Okay, I lol’d
Hairraiser Stain
  05/01/26
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Primrose mind-boggling space
  05/02/26


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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: honey-headed exciting digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49851221)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:20 PM
Author: Zippy jap

3-5 current posters max has ever done a jury trial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49851229)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:23 PM
Author: honey-headed exciting digit ratio

You guys do trials in SaAs Law, Ricky?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49851237)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:10 PM
Author: Zippy jap

Not Ricky, jewish darkness tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49857429)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:35 PM
Author: Hairraiser Stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49857978)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: misunderstood candlestick maker hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49851269)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:38 PM
Author: honey-headed exciting digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49851296)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: Hairraiser Stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858174)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: Magical rigpig therapy

the elegant lisp, the sassy hand motions, all of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49851271)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:07 PM
Author: Primrose mind-boggling space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49852359)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:36 PM
Author: Hairraiser Stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49857979)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:07 PM
Author: Ruddy flickering cruise ship generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49854597)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:02 PM
Author: tantric curious point sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858147)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: tantric curious point sandwich

you forgot the WOC paralegal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858148)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:06 PM
Author: Hairraiser Stain

Flocks of stylish WoCs in business casual attire tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858159)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:41 PM
Author: Primrose mind-boggling space

https://imgur.com/a/does-she-know-xw1Aoz0

:-((( I'd be better off in a pine box, on a slow train back to Georgia than recalling that heady week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49860142)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:48 PM
Author: Hairraiser Stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49860161)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:27 PM
Author: honey-headed exciting digit ratio

Just got the not guilty verdict. Pretty chill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49852210)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:30 PM
Author: Magical rigpig therapy

Did you hit the jury with dat "i'm gay" during closing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49852219)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:51 PM
Author: honey-headed exciting digit ratio

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, in conclusion, I love men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49852289)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:51 PM
Author: Hairraiser Stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49852293)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:53 PM
Author: Amber kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49852307)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: Electric Topaz Parlor Mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49852622)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:06 PM
Author: Primrose mind-boggling space

180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49852357)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: misunderstood candlestick maker hospital

hell yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49852981)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:06 PM
Author: honey-headed exciting digit ratio

Attorney watching my closing said I TROUNCED the DA. It was a felony theft and vandalism where someone was seen on video driving a forklift through a fence into a business and taking pallets with the forklift lol. The video showed a guy with an orange vest, a ski mask and dark clothing. My client was found about an hour later 0.5 miles away on his escooter at 4 am wearing clothes matching that description.

There was also a security guard who ID’d my client as the guy. One issue was that the security guard got on the stand and didn’t really remember IDing my client and said he was far away and it was hard to see much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49854517)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:11 PM
Author: Yapping fear-inspiring theater stage double fault

What happened to the pallets?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49854603)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:22 PM
Author: honey-headed exciting digit ratio

He dropped a few and they were scattered all over the street, then he tried to get another load on the forklift and just Left them on the side of the road lol. So he wasn’t successful in stealing them and there was no getaway vehicle/car to load the pallets onto caught on video

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49854623)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:50 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good Turquoise Tank

What a retard. Were you saying ur client wasn’t that guy or it didn’t meet the elements of theft? Why didn’t DA bring criminal mischief charge

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49856810)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:05 PM
Author: honey-headed exciting digit ratio

To be precise, We got the theft charge dropped at the preliminary hearing (probable cause hearing) by the judge. So this trial was just for felony vandalism. My argument was that they got the wrong guy.

Additional facts in my favor :

my client was actually the second guy they stopped. The first guy was also wearing a ski mask and dark clothing but he had a yellow jacket. It was clearly different than the orange vest that could be seen in the video surveilllance , so they let the guy go. (He told officers he was going to work). I argued that had the police investigated a bit more they might have found a third or fourth guy wearing a similar working class uniform with a ski mask and orange vest because this was an industrial area, and maybe whoever committed this crime was wearing something that he knew would be inconspicuous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49856848)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:37 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good Turquoise Tank

How many people are out on the streets at 4 am in ski masks in Visalia, wtf is going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49856911)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:00 PM
Author: honey-headed exciting digit ratio

To be fair, this was in the winter, when temp was in the 30s or early 40s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49856950)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: drab dashing temple

Post your closing argument text

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49857030)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 2:05 PM
Author: honey-headed exciting digit ratio

Don’t have one. I wrote out some bullet points that cover the reasonable doubts that I wanted to address and then I freestyled it from there my man. I always practice out loud a lot in the car and pacing around the house though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49857095)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 3:02 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good Turquoise Tank

I initially read this as “prancing around the house”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49857244)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: Hairraiser Stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858175)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 3:15 PM
Author: drab dashing temple

How do you describe reasonable doubt for the retarded proles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49859824)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:58 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good Turquoise Tank

I wonder what % of white people own a ski mask vs % of niggers that own one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49857084)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: Hairraiser Stain

The most prestigious per capita ski mask ownership discussion board in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858176)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:02 PM
Author: Amber kitchen

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49856953)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: misunderstood candlestick maker hospital

180. I love forklift cases

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49857530)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:11 PM
Author: Sick Casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49854604)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: swashbuckling mother pocket flask

How much do you get paid now? Can I hire you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49854522)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:43 AM
Author: swashbuckling mother pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49856799)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:40 PM
Author: Mustard fanboi

just don't channel your outer EPAH. no one thinks of Kermit The Frog and sees a top tier lawyer.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49856919)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:20 PM
Author: honey-headed exciting digit ratio

My throat has been hurting and I suspect it’s from all the talking in court and stress of trial. not to say that this was a really high pressure trial, but im usually exhausted for a couple days after… a comedown after all the adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49857452)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:17 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good Turquoise Tank

Do you ever think you'll go private?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49857597)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: honey-headed exciting digit ratio

Yeah, I may do it eventually but I just hate the idea of being distracted and stressed out by business concerns. This way I get the pure majesty of the law, but the high caseload is a downside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49857972)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: Hairraiser Stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49857974)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good Turquoise Tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858084)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 8:48 PM
Author: Hairraiser Stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858108)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: pontificating area cuckold

Yea plus youre dumb and lazy and would fail miserably

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858160)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: Hairraiser Stain

Shalom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858162)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: tantric curious point sandwich

congrats!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858149)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:04 PM
Author: Amber kitchen

Ginger tea with honey!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858150)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:05 PM
Author: Hairraiser Stain

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858156)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: honey-headed exciting digit ratio

Looking forward to this, ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858226)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: Hairraiser Stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858227)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: pontificating area cuckold

Not sure how sterilizing your kid is gonna help w the trial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858161)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: Hairraiser Stain

Okay, I lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858173)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: Primrose mind-boggling space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49860163)