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Imagine if Superman was black. He'd be literally raping and killing everything

No person, business, or nation would be safe. At absolute...
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important thread
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Charismatic laser beams hell
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Water would be his kryptonite
Hyperactive electric jap
  09/17/23
no, a job would be
Stubborn church building
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rusted buck-toothed gas station kitty cat
  09/17/23
lmao the last one was 180 especially if he really came up wi...
scarlet twinkling uncleanness
  09/28/23
is that legit? stunned todays snl would make that joke.
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It's a recurring bit on Weekend Update where the black guy (...
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cyan tank roast beef
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Is the hypo that Superman crashed into a black family or tha...
pale well-lubricated stead
  09/28/23
dark skinned kryptonian crashing onto black family's farm
Stubborn church building
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TURD SANDWICH
  04/08/26
well he's not white either. he was created by 2 jews.
SkaddenArse
  04/08/26


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Date: September 17th, 2023 2:49 PM
Author: Stubborn church building

No person, business, or nation would be safe.

At absolute best he'd focus on a rap career instead of helping anyone.

Lois lane would be a jungle bunny.

There would be no Jonathan Kent since he would have left Clark and Martha on day 1 of him arriving from Krypton.

Martha would be a crack addict.

I'm obviously assuming that in this alternate universe the whole Kent family is black.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5407449&forum_id=2#46808088)



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Date: September 17th, 2023 2:50 PM
Author: low-t liquid oxygen menage



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Date: September 17th, 2023 3:07 PM
Author: low-t liquid oxygen menage



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Date: September 17th, 2023 3:13 PM
Author: low-t liquid oxygen menage

important thread

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Date: September 17th, 2023 3:15 PM
Author: Charismatic laser beams hell



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Date: September 17th, 2023 3:14 PM
Author: Hyperactive electric jap

Water would be his kryptonite

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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:21 AM
Author: Stubborn church building

no, a job would be

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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:27 AM
Author: low-t liquid oxygen menage



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Date: September 28th, 2023 4:07 PM
Author: low-t liquid oxygen menage



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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:59 AM
Author: supple twisted bawdyhouse wagecucks

Classical music

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Date: September 17th, 2023 3:17 PM
Author: rusted buck-toothed gas station kitty cat

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/mb9Q3ei_Ag8

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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:26 AM
Author: scarlet twinkling uncleanness

lmao the last one was 180 especially if he really came up with it on the spot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5407449&forum_id=2#46854791)



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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:43 AM
Author: Ultramarine galvanic windowlicker

is that legit? stunned todays snl would make that joke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5407449&forum_id=2#46854851)



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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:46 AM
Author: Provocative avocado toilet seat



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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:54 AM
Author: Stirring mediation

It's a recurring bit on Weekend Update where the black guy (Michael Che) writes the white guy's jokes for him and they're all racist

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Date: September 17th, 2023 3:32 PM
Author: cyan tank roast beef



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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:26 AM
Author: pale well-lubricated stead

Is the hypo that Superman crashed into a black family or that he was a dark skinned Kryptonian?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5407449&forum_id=2#46854794)



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Date: September 28th, 2023 1:11 PM
Author: Stubborn church building

dark skinned kryptonian crashing onto black family's farm

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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:32 AM
Author: Provocative avocado toilet seat

Would have died on Krypton, no dad to build a spaceship for him

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Date: September 28th, 2023 1:12 PM
Author: Stubborn church building



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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:54 AM
Author: Awkward affirmative action



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Date: September 28th, 2023 5:42 PM
Author: Wine fluffy base toaster



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Date: April 8th, 2026 10:08 AM
Author: TURD SANDWICH ( )



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Date: April 8th, 2026 11:11 AM
Author: SkaddenArse

well he's not white either. he was created by 2 jews.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5407449&forum_id=2#49803466)