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Donald Rumsfeld Writes Like a Biglaw Partner

April 7, 2003 11:46 AM TO: Doug Feith FROM: Donald Rumsfel...
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Please solve peace in the Middle East. Thank
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where do we stand on solving India/ Pakistan? thank
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odds Rumsfeld actually sat down at a cpu and wrote this
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100%. no lackey would write like this.
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0%. He used standing desk (shaped somewhat like a podium)
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Doug Feith to jr. associate: FW: Issues w/Various Countri...
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Will do. Thank.
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Associate emails secretary for some help: "AUTOMATI...
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Rumsfeld is pretty fucking alpha bro.
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April 7, 2003 11:48 AM TO: Donald Rumsfeld FROM: Do...
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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:23 PM
Author: sexy university rigpig

April 7, 2003 11:46 AM

TO: Doug Feith

FROM: Donald Rumsfeld

SUBJECT: Issues w/Various Countries

We need more coercive diplomacy with respect to Syria and Libya, and we need it fast. If they mess up Iraq, it will delay bringing our troops home.

We also need to solve the Pakistan problem.

And Korea doesnt seem to be going well.

Are you coming up with proposals for me to send around?

Thanks.

http://library.rumsfeld.com/doclib/sp/1686/2003-04-07%20to%20Doug%20Feith%20re%20Issues%20with%20Various%20Countries.pdf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27645333)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:29 PM
Author: dashing hilarious gaping tattoo

Please solve peace in the Middle East.

Thank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27645403)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:32 PM
Author: Bearded Fantasy-prone Azn Faggotry



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:32 PM
Author: Concupiscible Useless Masturbator Plaza



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:28 AM
Author: Chocolate duck-like meetinghouse



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:31 AM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:33 AM
Author: wild dead tanning salon national security agency



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:35 AM
Author: Stimulating indian lodge travel guidebook



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:36 AM
Author: Comical bronze orchestra pit brethren



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:37 AM
Author: Comical bronze orchestra pit brethren

Just make the task monumental to see how hard they can push themselves! (Forthcoming article)

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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:44 AM
Author: Spectacular national



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:47 AM
Author: Comical bronze orchestra pit brethren

*is up a week straight cut and pasting shit together*

*sends it to Mr. Rumsfeld*

*never hears back*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27645965)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:47 AM
Author: wild dead tanning salon national security agency

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Date: January 31st, 2024 6:44 PM
Author: titillating crackhouse



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:57 AM
Author: Spectacular national



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:15 AM
Author: Chocolate duck-like meetinghouse



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Date: April 8th, 2015 9:55 AM
Author: Gay Theater

Two weeks later: "Did you ever send me something on this?"

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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:50 PM
Author: Vivacious cruel-hearted garrison

Fuck. First day learned: forward original email every three days.

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Date: April 27th, 2015 10:44 AM
Author: rusted sinister forum cuck



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:13 PM
Author: crusty stage

where do we stand on solving India/ Pakistan?

thank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27649714)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 1:31 AM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:56 AM
Author: mischievous whorehouse

P.S. Remember that this client is cost sensitive. Be efficient.

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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:00 PM
Author: Spectacular national



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:17 PM
Author: Cracking Senate

*shudders*

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Date: May 8th, 2015 3:19 PM
Author: Galvanic temple patrolman



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Date: September 27th, 2017 2:36 AM
Author: henna spot death wish

GAO called,says we are over budget on this Operation Enduring Freedom project. They're also concerned about some of our contract vendors - did you approve?

Please see me. Thanks.

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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:31 PM
Author: know-it-all coffee pot

(((Middle East client))) is (((cost sensitive))))

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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:39 PM
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Date: October 17th, 2023 11:06 PM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 9:57 AM
Author: frisky multi-billionaire idea he suggested



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:34 PM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:00 PM
Author: Jade 180 locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27649593)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:22 PM
Author: Soul-stirring primrose public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27650237)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:23 AM
Author: Milky resort goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27669868)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:25 AM
Author: Soggy Regret Theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27670067)



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Date: April 27th, 2015 10:14 AM
Author: excitant avocado casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27769355)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 9:58 PM
Author: Comical bronze orchestra pit brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27830050)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 3:18 PM
Author: Galvanic temple patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27849748)



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Date: May 29th, 2015 12:33 PM
Author: dashing hilarious gaping tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27989232)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 10:33 AM
Author: Smoky turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#29406936)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 11:43 AM
Author: Chocolate duck-like meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#29407305)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 9:38 AM
Author: Chocolate duck-like meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#32170922)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 9:44 AM
Author: dull ungodly foreskin

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#32170942)



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Date: August 16th, 2017 10:40 PM
Author: Chocolate duck-like meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#34007233)



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Date: June 30th, 2021 3:30 PM
Author: fragrant brindle pozpig hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#42711900)



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Date: July 1st, 2021 12:37 AM
Author: Concupiscible Useless Masturbator Plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#42714882)



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Date: November 10th, 2021 7:01 AM
Author: Soggy Regret Theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#43416271)



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Date: October 4th, 2022 3:50 PM
Author: Lake low-t dog poop



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:40 PM
Author: Glassy Nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#45778736)



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:41 PM
Author: Soggy Regret Theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#45778738)



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Date: October 12th, 2023 10:47 PM
Author: Autistic racy stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#46928189)



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Date: October 12th, 2023 11:00 PM
Author: at-the-ready den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#46928216)



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Date: October 17th, 2023 11:03 PM
Author: Soggy Regret Theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#46949268)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 12:33 PM
Author: Rambunctious Plum Location Old Irish Cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#46981193)



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Date: April 28th, 2016 12:22 AM
Author: sapphire property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#30362673)



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Date: January 31st, 2024 6:44 PM
Author: Soggy Regret Theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#47352046)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:24 PM
Author: Bearded Fantasy-prone Azn Faggotry

180^180 find

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27645342)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:26 PM
Author: Soggy Regret Theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27645376)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:31 PM
Author: Ruddy home

odds Rumsfeld actually sat down at a cpu and wrote this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27645426)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:32 PM
Author: Bearded Fantasy-prone Azn Faggotry

100%. no lackey would write like this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27645448)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:34 PM
Author: Vibrant Abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27649376)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:32 AM
Author: scarlet greedy mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27645880)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 8:00 AM
Author: naked associate lodge

rums doesn't sit. he has been a stand-all-fucking-day guy since the 80s because he feels it keeps him more focused.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27647193)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 5:26 PM
Author: mustard haunted graveyard factory reset button

Wow, I thought this was flame but apparently he actually does that?

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A946-2004Jun23.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27650849)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:23 AM
Author: demanding arousing heaven

initials at bottom indicate he dictated and someone else typed it. lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27669864)



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Date: July 22nd, 2021 11:02 AM
Author: Rambunctious Plum Location Old Irish Cottage

This makes it funnier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#42822912)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:44 AM
Author: Cheese-eating Territorial School Cafeteria

0%. He used standing desk (shaped somewhat like a podium)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27670126)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:33 AM
Author: Frozen disrespectful business firm

chilling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27645898)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:35 AM
Author: wild dead tanning salon national security agency

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27645916)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:45 AM
Author: blathering elastic band

epic find and on point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27645961)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:57 AM
Author: Spectacular national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27646001)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:51 AM
Author: exciting flickering native

Doug Feith to jr. associate:

FW: Issues w/Various Countries

pls handle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27645983)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:58 AM
Author: flushed thriller range philosopher-king

Will do. Thank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27646005)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:10 AM
Author: contagious offensive market

Associate emails secretary for some help:

"AUTOMATIC REPLY OUT OF OFFICE: AS A REMINDER I WILL LEAVING AT 1PM ON THURSDAY FOR A PEDICURE IF U NEED SOME THING CONTACT LASHONDA IN WORD PROsESING HAVE A BLESSED DAY"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27646045)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: Abusive Church

lol, lashonda

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27646053)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: Comical bronze orchestra pit brethren

Holy Fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27646055)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:13 AM
Author: sticky pontificating box office famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27646059)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:09 AM
Author: Ruddy home

this is pretty much what would happen IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27646270)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:35 PM
Author: clear beady-eyed house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27649386)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:19 PM
Author: lavender incel trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27649736)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:24 PM
Author: Soul-stirring primrose public bath

laughing out loud in my office reading this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27650251)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:25 PM
Author: Bespoke Cruise Ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27650265)



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Date: April 27th, 2015 10:31 AM
Author: Domesticated institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27769402)



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Date: May 9th, 2015 1:54 PM
Author: fragrant brindle pozpig hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27854561)



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Date: January 12th, 2022 8:04 AM
Author: orchid swashbuckling really tough guy corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#43769860)



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Date: October 17th, 2023 11:04 PM
Author: Soggy Regret Theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#46949270)



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:12 PM
Author: Reinhard Heydrich Uunona (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#49463308)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:05 AM
Author: sticky pontificating box office famous landscape painting

Thank you for thinking of me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27646031)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:04 AM
Author: sticky pontificating box office famous landscape painting

One could almost get the impression that our leaders (both Secretaries of Defense and Partners) have no comprehension whatsoever of the underlying issues

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27646025)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:41 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle umber set codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27646182)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 3:37 AM
Author: Violent corn cake private investor

Or they hunt and peck type and can't be bothered to fully express themselves via email.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#32170344)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:11 AM
Author: contagious offensive market

lol xoxo Franks

"General Tommy Franks, who led both the 2001 invasion of Afghanistan and the Iraq War, once called Feith "the dumbest fucking guy on the planet.""

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27646046)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: sticky pontificating box office famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27646049)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: Stimulating indian lodge travel guidebook

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27646054)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 7:57 AM
Author: Vivacious cruel-hearted garrison

Not flame: https://books.google.com/books?id=FHn-M8fZ96MC&pg=PT160&lpg=PT160&dq=dumbest+bastard+doug+feith&source=bl&ots=9Wzjio1gTY&sig=Kie1hQeDIgPyxQUCMdtaFjchLvk&hl=en&sa=X&ei=bRclVfqPGIWTsAXB1YCADQ&ved=0CCAQ6AEwAQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27647189)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:17 AM
Author: sadistic knife toaster

the emphasis is a little more entertaining:

Franks ROUTINELY denounced Feith as: "the dumbest bastard, dumbest motherfucker on the face of the earth"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27670042)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 10:01 PM
Author: Vivacious cruel-hearted garrison

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27710630)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 4:58 AM
Author: blue bonkers macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27847116)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:15 AM
Author: bull headed cocky love of her life theater stage

Under appreciated in this trove of 180s is the absurd subject line

SUBJECT: Issues w/Various Countries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27646066)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:17 AM
Author: Stimulating indian lodge travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27646072)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:18 AM
Author: scarlet greedy mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27646074)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:19 AM
Author: contagious offensive market

It's the bow that ties this together as senior partner style.

The only thing more fitting would be if the subject was just "POLICY"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27646079)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:23 AM
Author: bull headed cocky love of her life theater stage

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27646105)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:50 AM
Author: Misanthropic Thirsty Keepsake Machete Piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27646218)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:32 AM
Author: Bearded Fantasy-prone Azn Faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27646155)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:24 PM
Author: Aromatic tripping giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27650259)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:05 AM
Author: Hateful antidepressant drug office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27670017)



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Date: January 18th, 2017 4:56 PM
Author: Indecent organic girlfriend sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#32401148)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 1:04 AM
Author: at-the-ready den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#34306543)



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Date: October 17th, 2023 11:07 PM
Author: Maniacal puce nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#46949279)



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: Reinhard Heydrich Uunona (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#49463313)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:24 AM
Author: exhilarant up-to-no-good karate

Where are we on the siege of Fallujah? We know how hard you've all been working but we really need this done by COB tomorrow. Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27646109)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:44 AM
Author: Misanthropic Thirsty Keepsake Machete Piazza

& he's almost as proliferous.

in that morris doc about him they say at one point that he wrote like 20,000 fucking memos when he was SOD.

20,000.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27646197)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:46 AM
Author: scarlet greedy mediation

So? I know people who've written 30k tweets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27646202)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:48 AM
Author: Misanthropic Thirsty Keepsake Machete Piazza

dope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27646209)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:33 PM
Author: wild dead tanning salon national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27648975)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:03 AM
Author: supple french blood rage church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27646250)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 10:03 AM
Author: startling slimy menage jew

Winston Churchill was famous for sending out hundreds of requests like this for updates on weapon designs, campaign planning, recruitment, etc.

The merciful difference is that all replies were required to fit on one page because Churchill actually read all of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27647599)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:49 PM
Author: bull headed cocky love of her life theater stage

Biggest difference is that Churchill was a mother fuckin boss while Rummy was a faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27649080)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:50 PM
Author: Comical bronze orchestra pit brethren

Rumsfeld is pretty fucking alpha bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27649089)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:01 PM
Author: bull headed cocky love of her life theater stage

Alphas can be faggots too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27649171)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 5:10 PM
Author: jet cerebral ticket booth mental disorder

Indeed. He began many of these memos with "Pray tell me..., Pray explain," "Pray, etc..." I start my emails this way. If it's good enough for WSC, it's good enough for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27650714)



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: Reinhard Heydrich Uunona (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#49463314)



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:36 PM
Author: know-it-all coffee pot

uh, that sounds pretty different. sounds like he was sending out detailed requests about specific issues, as opposed to "Look into how we can get some troops onto continental Europe"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#45778706)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:04 PM
Author: Cyan hairraiser half-breed

It's amazing to me that this level of official actually does send emails like this that are so straightforward about such broad, macro issues. It's like, if you saw a movie where someone playing the Secretary of Defense sent an email like this, or said it over the phone ("I need an update on the situation in Syria, dammit!"), you'd roll your eyes because you'd assume it's not a realistic portrayal of what must surely be much more nuanced, detailed discussion IRL at those levels.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27649194)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:33 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle umber set codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27649365)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:34 PM
Author: Iridescent multi-colored jap

protip: this is how all high-level doods operate. the emperor truly has no clothes. everybody is faking it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27649377)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:36 PM
Author: Vivacious cruel-hearted garrison

Bush literally was unaware that there were Sunni and Shiite Muslims in Iraq b4 the invasion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27649396)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:37 PM
Author: Iridescent multi-colored jap

I mean more like CEOs and shit too. For every Steve Jobs there's probably 20 dipshits writing "Sales #s low, sales up plz. BIGBONUS if u do."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27649405)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: Vivacious cruel-hearted garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27649414)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:21 PM
Author: lavender incel trailer park

lol I've read emails in discovery related to employment lawsuits. These type of emails are common from higher ups to sales people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27649757)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 11:33 PM
Author: lime immigrant electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27711000)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:55 PM
Author: Misunderstood provocative chapel

Ljl. Link to this Michael Moore/Daily Kos level retard drivel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27649539)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:10 PM
Author: Vivacious cruel-hearted garrison

https://books.google.com/books?id=AMeZaKeV4qYC&pg=PA83&lpg=PP1&focus=viewport&output=html_text

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27649693)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:38 PM
Author: Misunderstood provocative chapel

More direct of a source than I would have thought but still lol at that Howard Dean lackey. I'm sure Bush might not have had a deep understanding of shia and sunni in Iraq but to say he was "unfamiliar with these terms" is just lolzy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27649879)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:52 PM
Author: Judgmental onyx roommate address

TO: Joint Chiefs

FROM: George W. Bush (heh)

SUBJECT: RE: Iraq War Diligence

Cheney told me something about a shia and a sunni? Please research and report back.

Thank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27650035)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:34 PM
Author: Vivacious cruel-hearted garrison

Twist: this was way more due diligence than he actually did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27650343)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:24 AM
Author: Vivacious cruel-hearted garrison

i guess this is as close as you come to admitting that you were wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27669870)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 10:02 PM
Author: Vivacious cruel-hearted garrison

why did racist party bro / idris elba's alt go pumo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27710635)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 12:43 PM
Author: Rambunctious Plum Location Old Irish Cottage



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:35 PM
Author: Vivacious cruel-hearted garrison

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27649391)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:26 PM
Author: Bespoke Cruise Ship



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:58 AM
Author: navy center marketing idea



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Date: May 12th, 2015 10:41 PM
Author: fragrant brindle pozpig hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27878618)



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:39 PM
Author: Appetizing Ratface

I realized this at some point during my early 20’s and it changed the way I look @ the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#45778731)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:33 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle umber set codepig

Sounds like he'd be a pain to work for

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27649370)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:52 PM
Author: Carmine field main people

That's because he'd probably be one had he opted for law school instead of business.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27649519)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:23 PM
Author: Rose Heady Community Account

He went to GULC but never graduated. Wasn't aware he went to b-school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27649769)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:12 PM
Author: Carmine field main people

He'd probably be a V5 partner if he didn't go into biz/politics.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27649708)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:42 PM
Author: aphrodisiac bawdyhouse hominid

One time the senior associate and I wrote up a list of tasks for a big new matter, with due dates, and sent it to the partner as our suggestions. He called us in separately and chewed us out for usurping his authority. About a week later his long-time paralegal showed us the task memo he had written at the same time we wrote ours, but he hadn't distributed it once he saw ours. The first entry was "identify key issues and write memoranda thereon." We almost died laughing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27649924)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 5:31 PM
Author: Cyan hairraiser half-breed



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:05 AM
Author: Vivacious cruel-hearted garrison

Estimate this man's dick size.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27669810)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 12:02 PM
Author: crusty stage

Holy shit at usurping authority.

MANY more details and further stories are required

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27670193)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 9:44 PM
Author: aphrodisiac bawdyhouse hominid

He was a Chauncey Gardner. He looked and sounded noble but once you figured it out, you realized he had an IQ of 95. He had impressive facial expressions and hand gestures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27710510)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:45 PM
Author: Diverse laser beams



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: Reinhard Heydrich Uunona (✅🍑)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:43 PM
Author: sticky pontificating box office famous landscape painting



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:25 PM
Author: Spectacular national



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:57 AM
Author: shivering pit pocket flask

April 7, 2003 11:48 AM

TO: Donald Rumsfeld

FROM: Doug Feith

SUBJECT: Issues w/Various Countries

Will do. Thank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27669994)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:20 AM
Author: laughsome aquamarine hell

love the response time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27670055)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 9:37 PM
Author: Lascivious people who are hurt stead



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Date: April 17th, 2015 10:03 PM
Author: Vivacious cruel-hearted garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27710640)



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Date: April 18th, 2015 12:16 AM
Author: Lemon trip telephone



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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:03 PM
Author: Charismatic Ceo



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Date: April 27th, 2015 10:13 AM
Author: glittery honey-headed space boiling water

This sort of reinforces my impression of the Bush administration as being led by amateurs at the top.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27769352)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 4:56 AM
Author: Chocolate duck-like meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27847114)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 3:13 PM
Author: blathering elastic band



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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:01 PM
Author: Charismatic Ceo



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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:55 PM
Author: fragrant brindle pozpig hall

Defense Department underling who's been watching the clock all Friday afternoon finally gets to 4:48. Two more minutes and he's out of there.

He starts whistling as he hovers his mouse over the Start button, ready to click Start, then Log Off. He pictures the vast weekend ahead of him. Drunk tonight. Sleeping in tomorrow. Shuffling around in a bathrobe until it's time to go chase the hunnies on the DC rooftop scene.

4:49. He starts to do the WWF Bushwhacker walk from a sitting position at his desk. He's so pumped.

4:50. Time to go! See ya, suckas! Just before he can click Start, he notices an Outlook notification of a new email. Fwd: Issues w/Various Countries.

Wtf. He opens it. "Need to see something on this by Monday morning. Thanks."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27851765)



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Date: May 9th, 2015 2:22 PM
Author: titillating crackhouse

CRIMINALLY underrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27854733)



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Date: May 9th, 2015 7:49 PM
Author: Lemon trip telephone



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Date: May 29th, 2015 12:35 PM
Author: dashing hilarious gaping tattoo



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Date: August 18th, 2015 1:47 AM
Author: fragrant brindle pozpig hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#28573915)



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Date: October 23rd, 2015 3:19 PM
Author: fragrant brindle pozpig hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#29029487)



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Date: November 26th, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: Reinhard Heydrich Uunona (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#49464215)



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Date: July 15th, 2015 6:37 PM
Author: Chocolate duck-like meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#28337702)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 1:22 PM
Author: Chocolate duck-like meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#28456516)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 1:30 PM
Author: effete lilac sanctuary fat ankles

This thread made me laugh out loud, and then dry-heave with anxiety

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#28456573)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 11:43 AM
Author: Chocolate duck-like meetinghouse

once you stop caring only the laughing will happen :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#29407308)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 9:24 AM
Author: fragrant brindle pozpig hall



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Date: December 18th, 2015 12:33 PM
Author: Adulterous kitchen

Studying c-span transcripts of his testimony years ago, I came away with a great deal of respect for that man's linguistic abilities. In fact, I was not prepared for just how skilled and clever he could be- he's a borderline genius, imho.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#29407564)



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Date: February 16th, 2016 3:50 PM
Author: clear beady-eyed house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#29843822)



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Date: February 16th, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: Floppy prole library

Check you emails.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#29843863)



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Date: March 12th, 2016 12:07 AM
Author: Chocolate duck-like meetinghouse



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Date: March 12th, 2016 12:09 AM
Author: ocher histrionic stag film legend



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Date: April 27th, 2016 11:22 PM
Author: fishy odious pisswyrm



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Date: April 27th, 2016 11:32 PM
Author: Chocolate duck-like meetinghouse



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Date: December 18th, 2016 3:07 AM
Author: effete lilac sanctuary fat ankles



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Date: January 18th, 2017 4:54 PM
Author: clear beady-eyed house



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Date: January 18th, 2017 4:56 PM
Author: Indecent organic girlfriend sandwich

Where are we on the Pakistan problem?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#32401153)



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Date: February 8th, 2017 8:58 PM
Author: Salmon Chad



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Date: April 5th, 2017 8:29 AM
Author: Chocolate duck-like meetinghouse



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Date: September 27th, 2017 1:01 AM
Author: Chocolate duck-like meetinghouse



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 1:00 AM
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Date: January 24th, 2018 5:52 PM
Author: Coral Mildly Autistic Parlour Hissy Fit

To: Paul Wolfowitz

CC: Doug Feith, Steve Cambone

From: Donald H. Rumsfeld

Date: November 23rd 2001

Re: Lists

We ought to think through what are the bad things that could happen, and what are the good things that could happen that we need to be ready for in both respects. Please give me a list of each.

Thanks,

https://assets.documentcloud.org/documents/4357755/11-L-0559-First-Release-Bates-1-912.pdf#page=634



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#35228655)



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Date: February 28th, 2020 2:38 PM
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Date: January 12th, 2022 8:03 AM
Author: Passionate dilemma



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Date: January 12th, 2022 8:03 AM
Author: orchid swashbuckling really tough guy corner

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#43769858)



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:40 PM
Author: Appetizing Ratface

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#45778734)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 2:49 PM
Author: Stirring Hyperactive Gunner

plz summarize those transcripts and see what questions I asked. Thank

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DUUbXNxUMAA974G.jpg:large

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#35288872)



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Date: March 1st, 2018 10:15 PM
Author: nudist boistinker

This is an amazing thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#35517892)



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Date: September 14th, 2018 5:39 PM
Author: effete lilac sanctuary fat ankles



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Date: February 28th, 2020 2:08 PM
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Date: February 28th, 2020 2:44 PM
Author: jet-lagged hospital feces

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#39668777)



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Date: June 2nd, 2021 11:19 PM
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Date: June 30th, 2021 3:33 PM
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Date: July 1st, 2021 12:32 AM
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Date: July 22nd, 2021 10:45 AM
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Date: October 18th, 2021 8:57 AM
Author: Harsh state

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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:28 PM
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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:40 PM
Author: Glassy Nibblets

Update on world peace matter? Just send me what you have so far.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#45778737)



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:05 PM
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