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Went to a "height bar" last night. Tallest guy got to wear a crown. Wild place

The bartender "crowns" the tallest man in the plac...
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Painfully Honest Bat-shit-crazy Hospital Becky
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Not flame this was in Brooklyn, they even named the whole ne...
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wow
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Date: December 14th, 2023 11:57 AM
Author: crusty kitty dopamine

The bartender "crowns" the tallest man in the place at the beginning of the night and then he gets free drinks. The twist is he has to "defend" his crown. Other men can take it from him, so he can't sit down or lean over. They have a sign behind the bar that says "height is the best defense". Reportedly Dikembe Mutombo used to go there when he was in town and defended his crown successfully multiple times.

Usually though a smaller guy like 6'3 will be the tallest in the bar and is likely to have his crown snatched by other men of smaller stature. It gets crazy with dudes fighting over the crown. Even saw a 5'11 guy use a stepladder to pull off a steal and he successfully ordered a round while crowned before losing it again. The crown makes for a great ice breaker with women, they basically throw themselves at the crowned tall man and shout stuff like "notice me tall king" at him.

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Date: December 14th, 2023 11:59 AM
Author: Painfully Honest Bat-shit-crazy Hospital Becky



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Date: December 14th, 2023 11:59 AM
Author: Chartreuse Laughsome Twinkling Uncleanness Bawdyhouse

really hope this isn't flame

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Date: December 14th, 2023 12:00 PM
Author: crusty kitty dopamine

Not flame this was in Brooklyn, they even named the whole neighborhood after the tradition

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Date: December 14th, 2023 12:22 PM
Author: Chartreuse Laughsome Twinkling Uncleanness Bawdyhouse

wow

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Date: December 14th, 2023 1:56 PM
Author: crusty kitty dopamine



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Date: December 14th, 2023 2:05 PM
Author: Bearded filthpig menage

And it's such a nice, safe neighborhood too. Y'all should check it out.

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Date: December 14th, 2023 2:07 PM
Author: white theater stage people who are hurt



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Date: January 12th, 2024 7:26 PM
Author: chocolate soul-stirring cumskin



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Date: January 14th, 2025 7:11 PM
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Date: December 14th, 2023 1:57 PM
Author: infuriating library dingle berry



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Date: December 14th, 2023 2:06 PM
Author: Autistic shitlib den



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Date: January 12th, 2024 7:25 PM
Author: crusty kitty dopamine



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Date: January 12th, 2024 7:26 PM
Author: awkward hell boltzmann



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Date: January 12th, 2024 7:31 PM
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Date: January 12th, 2024 7:43 PM
Author: Marvelous peach prole



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Date: January 14th, 2025 7:01 PM
Author: crusty kitty dopamine



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Date: January 14th, 2025 7:03 PM
Author: Floppy Depressive Tattoo



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Date: January 14th, 2025 7:13 PM
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Date: July 13th, 2026 8:11 PM
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Date: July 13th, 2026 8:11 PM
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