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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:17 AM
Author: Judgmental Arrogant Den Partner

They say vaginas are 'self-cleaning,' but try going down on a woman after a week of hiking in the backcountry without any bathing. You'll learn something about yourself that day. Yet even in regular circumstances, we get all whiny about the smell of a little ripe slime or the odd bathroom blowout. I had an extended conversation with another poaster about how much of a no-no it is when a woman has a messy, smelly car. Just her CAR. We're squeamish around here. You routinely see XO posters not flame ranting about the horrors of a faint whiff of butthole aroma when they mount up from behind. And most young guys have had a liquor-fueled group throwdown where they all admit to being grossed out by eating pussy and rank pussy smell. XO is so focused on it that we have all agreed: the ultimate act of homosexuality is penetrating an aroused woman's wet vagina.

Now think of an Inuit hunter or a nomadic Mongol herder. Keep in mind, these guys lived the exact same lifestyle for thousands of years. Hundreds and hundreds of generations lived and died with very little substantive difference from one century to the next. The Inuit dude spends most of his time in cloistered, smoky skin tents. His female partner, probably one of a handful he'll ever know - provided he gets to have regular sex at any point in his life which is far from certain - never really washes herself in any fashion. Nearly every time he fucks her, her slime has been compounding for months. Not a few weeks of festering. Months. The aesthetics of the slimehold are governed by birthing multiple children before the age of 18 and a diet of 80% sea mammal flesh. Every single time Inuit man ever fucks her, it's in a raunchy little shelter lined with piss-soaked hides and endless fecal coliform bacteria. The only kind of pussy he has ever known, the only kind of pussy his forebears ever knew, and the only kind of pussy his sons will ever know was mind-bendingly, devastatingly gross. A primeval nightmare, like Lovecraft.

And ohhhhh boy does Inuit man fuck her. Fucks her hard, bros. Fucks her with vigor, gusto, passion, and raw virility far beyond what you have ever summoned save for the first few times you got your sad little pisswyrm wet. He loves pounding his mate's inconceivably greasy, grizzled, curdled hair pie. He doesn't hesitate to cover himself in that awful cooze glue. After he's back from a punishing weeks-long seal hunt out on the flows, he probably comes home so horny that he'll drop three loads straight into her without pausing. He beds down with her on a filthy little fuck fur that's completely saturated with bodily discharge. He probably inherited the sex mat from two previous generations of indigenous hornballs. He never even thinks about it.

The Mongol guy is no different. Those people didn't wash. They had vile diets and they were completely reliant on animal products. Manure covered their possessions and their living environments were filthy, most of all from themselves. Everyone smelled inconceivably bad. Mongol man, unfazed, ravenously slurped that putrid box and savored the juices in his equally noxious beard. Primitive, illiterate people had far fewer options to occupy their free time and quiet moments. They fucked 10X as often as we do, in all their verminous glory. Mongol woman's body only gets submerged in water a few times in her whole life, yet Mongol man would never fail to fill his wife up with a pint of reproductive fluids month in, month out. Raging gushers into Mongol woman's evil bad slit, every time. When Mongol man bends his lady over, there isn't going to be some tame whiff. It's full barnyard, and Mongol man lustily relishes every reeking moment.

Most of humanity lived like this, if they were lucky, for 99.5% of human civilization. Sex was an intuitive mixture of instinct and spiritual rite that we participated in as a simple matter of existence. Taboos built up in most cultures but back toward our more natural state, millions and millions of ancient bros merrily dove into slime pots that would traumatize a modern person. A pussy that would probably make it impossible for a neutered, prissy little 21st century shrewdood to maintain an erection was Mongol man's prize possession. He loved nothing better in life than tucking into that hot nasty beef oven.

Inuit man? Savagely fucks the froth out of a brutal gash that smells like putrified fish gut. Spineless modern peterman types? Whining on the internet because after going out drinking with her for six hours in muggy NYC heat, a chubby intern's vagina had a detectable odor when they were in the sack. Inuit man lived more life in a week than we do in a year.

I'm sure primitive Europe was largely the same and filthy medieval pussy has always been joked about. I sort of wonder if maybe the most pleasant pussy was really primitive tropical cultures where women were in the ocean frequently, tempering the slime's ph balance. Maybe that's why equatorial cultures are so shiftless and easily dominated. Fresh pussy and abundant shellfish keep us pacified. Fulano please cum take me away from this place.

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Date: April 5th, 2017 3:13 PM
Author: chest-beating rigpig cruise ship

" I sort of wonder if maybe the most pleasant pussy was really primitive tropical cultures where women were in the ocean frequently, tempering the slime's ph balance. "

This is borne out by the history of the Spanish conquest of the Aztecs and Indians. Pretty much the first thing those Euro conquistadors did was slam the native women.



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Date: April 5th, 2017 3:15 PM
Author: chest-beating rigpig cruise ship

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quispe_Sisa

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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:19 AM
Author: haunting slap-happy bbw

mongol women didn't have messy, smelly cars

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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:23 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle range friendly grandma



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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:24 AM
Author: Judgmental Arrogant Den Partner



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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:26 AM
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Date: April 5th, 2017 2:42 AM
Author: sickened erotic juggernaut potus

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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:23 AM
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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:23 AM
Author: Stirring Crystalline Church

can't believe i read all of that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2#32996338)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:23 AM
Author: razzmatazz chocolate antidepressant drug circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2#32996340)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:24 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Plaza

moniker gold everywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2#32996350)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:26 AM
Author: marvelous spot hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2#32996365)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:29 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Plaza

holy shit exactly what i was looking at

and "cloistered, smoky skin tents"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2#32996377)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:40 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Plaza

greasy, grizzled, smoky little hair pie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2#32996435)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 8:40 AM
Author: charcoal violent chad

Inuit Man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2#32997010)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 3:08 PM
Author: pungent tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2#33000083)



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Date: August 31st, 2022 9:15 AM
Author: geriatric irradiated resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2#45098027)



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Date: January 31st, 2023 2:44 PM
Author: white cheese-eating nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2#45868254)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 8:40 AM
Author: charcoal violent chad

Those people didn't wash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2#32997012)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 3:15 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2#33000131)



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Date: May 22nd, 2022 11:05 PM
Author: cream big people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2#44556921)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 8:41 AM
Author: charcoal violent chad

Traumatizing slime pit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2#32997015)



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Date: December 12th, 2017 8:23 AM
Author: sepia athletic conference

prissy little 21st century shrewdood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2#34896907)



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Date: June 9th, 2021 10:34 PM
Author: Vigorous Piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2#42602017)



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Date: November 5th, 2022 1:14 AM
Author: white cheese-eating nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2#45440135)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 6:51 PM
Author: house-broken cobalt school

indigenous hornballs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2#44168058)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:25 AM
Author: arousing telephone preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2#32996358)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:29 AM
Author: drab library headpube

hehe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2#32996380)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:50 AM
Author: Concupiscible Crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2#32996474)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:50 AM
Author: vermilion unholy temple new version

well, uh, damn...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2#32996477)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 2:17 AM
Author: bipolar violent international law enforcement agency

i bet it was tough for fags in those cultures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2#32996594)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 2:18 AM
Author: Passionate mediation

twist: they didn't have fags.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2#32996595)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 2:22 AM
Author: Galvanic burgundy locus electric furnace

probably the opposite. not much of a difference between dirty pussy and dirty ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2#32996605)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 2:26 AM
Author: Passionate mediation

just wanted to make the point that homosexuality isn't found in all cultures, especially nomadic and non-agricultural ones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2#32996618)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 3:19 PM
Author: cyan feces forum

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2#33000183)



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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:02 AM
Author: Brindle lascivious jewess rehab

lol

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Etoro_people

The Etoro, or Edolo, are a tribe and ethnic group of Papua New Guinea. Their territory comprises the southern slopes of Mt. Sisa, along the southern edge of the central mountain range of New Guinea, near the Papuan Plateau. They are well known among anthropologists because of ritual homosexual acts practised between the young boys and men of the tribe. The Etoro believe that young boys must ingest the semen of their elders daily from the age of 7 until they turn 17 to achieve adult male status and to properly mature and grow strong.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2#33004924)



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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:06 AM
Author: Vibrant Abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2#33004947)



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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:07 AM
Author: Passionate mediation

great example of a culture that doesn't have "gays" and "straights" like we do. yet homosexuality is genetic, hmm libs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2#33004955)



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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:17 AM
Author: Fishy Disrespectful Kitty Cat

You went through a lot of effort to make that fake Wikipedia article but it was worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2#33005000)



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Date: April 6th, 2017 9:06 AM
Author: effete windowlicker kitty

George20 burnig his birth certificate at 16 years, 11 months. Why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2#33005719)



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Date: December 19th, 2017 11:29 PM
Author: Pink racy depressive kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2#34963275)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 2:31 AM
Author: bipolar violent international law enforcement agency

a bunch of sex-starved horse raider guys didn't hesitate to fuck their vanquished enemies. you know just to show dominance no gay stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2#32996628)



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Date: April 6th, 2017 8:53 AM
Author: Crawly Coral Main People

what is best in life?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2#33005669)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 3:00 AM
Author: Aromatic orchestra pit useless brakes

Rotting teeth is 1000% worse than some rank puss

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2#32996700)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 3:17 PM
Author: chest-beating rigpig cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2#33000156)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 12:01 AM
Author: Clear roommate son of senegal

rotting teeth is more a function of our modern diet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2#33036084)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 8:09 AM
Author: marvelous spot hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2#32996954)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 8:24 AM
Author: Bearded liquid oxygen office

The bigger difference was the lack of privacy when you shared your tent or room with at least your children, most likely extended family as well. There was no acrobatic, noisy sex going on. It was most likely quick, quiet, subdued, and infrequent Missionary, for your entire life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2#32996976)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 8:47 AM
Author: effete windowlicker kitty

These weren't likely Mormon missionary types. I doubt these guys didn't give a fuck about what their 7 sons on the seal pelt adjacent heard or saw after they came back from the hunt.

But yeah, always missionary or doggy rape. Probably 1 min sessions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2#32997027)



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Date: April 6th, 2017 1:43 AM
Author: Hairless Spectacular Ceo Address

life doesn't get better than this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2#33004844)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 8:34 AM
Author: Beta comical black woman mad cow disease

Going down on a woman back then? Checked out at first sentenc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2#32996994)



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Date: May 18th, 2021 3:02 AM
Author: Wine awkward place of business set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2#42480813)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 8:57 AM
Author: exhilarant hairy legs

Cavewomen got knocked up at age 13 or something though. So how nasty could a 13 yo slimehole be?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2#32997060)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 9:06 AM
Author: charcoal violent chad

Fuck, just tried googling and now there is a knock at my door.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2#32997084)



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Date: December 11th, 2017 12:49 AM
Author: bright stubborn pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2#34887836)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 9:02 AM
Author: onyx chapel regret

the slime was probably as rancid as the black death

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2#32997069)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 9:11 AM
Author: effete windowlicker kitty

Never wiped clean so it would just run out and cake itself into the labia folds, creating one engorged pubic mound of fetid wretch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2#32997093)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 3:16 PM
Author: onyx chapel regret

*dry heaves*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2#33000147)



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Date: May 22nd, 2022 10:52 PM
Author: Pea-brained locale cuckold

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2#44556878)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 9:16 AM
Author: Glittery ticket booth sweet tailpipe

Definitely something to ponder for the day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2#32997112)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: Impressive adventurous mental disorder internal respiration

moar pls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2#33000086)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 3:20 PM
Author: curious silver french chef faggot firefighter

This is why sex was always a kind of a clumsy strictly "rutting affair" until very recently.

The idea of HD close up ass liking or penetration would have seemed insane in 1975.

People just considered the pelvic region a filthy area obscured by atavistic ape hair. And the act of intercourse was just a sight-unseen "thrusting" together of these smelly/unaesthetic nether regions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2#33000185)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 3:34 PM
Author: Ungodly Prole Indirect Expression

ancient humans had firm bowel movements that pinched off cleanly like a dog's bowel movements. a dog doesn't need toilet paper to keep his ass clean. have you ever wondered why?

if you don't bathe for several months, your body stops reacting to the constant chemical stripping of detergent-soap and eventually levels itself out. your skin and hair stop producing as much oil because they are properly lubricated. the vagina self-regulates its ph and balance of bacteria and yeast. the body hair draws moisture away from the skin so the moisture evaporates, as nature intended. the odors level out and really aren't that bad.

without a high carb/sugar diet to rot them, the teeth don't decay. ((GC)) isn't around to sell you one set of products to wreck your body's natural processes and another set of products to repair them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2#33000323)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 3:37 PM
Author: onyx chapel regret

great poast tyft.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2#33000347)



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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:08 AM
Author: brass thirsty principal's office degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2#33004960)



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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:18 AM
Author: Fishy Disrespectful Kitty Cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2#33005006)



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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:32 AM
Author: Crawly Coral Main People

great poast...also, regarding ancient bowel movements, you should research the crapper, which is a very old inclusion of a man taking a huge dump in nativity scenes...not kidding...goes back many centuries, prolly even pre-christian...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caganer

http://i.imgur.com/3c8CVam.jpg

people got a lot of fiber in those days...huge turds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2#33005057)



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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:36 AM
Author: marvelous spot hunting ground

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2#33005069)



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Date: May 22nd, 2022 11:27 PM
Author: histrionic mother psychic

The Caganer is not the only defecating character in the Catalan Christmas tradition—another is the Tió de Nadal, which also makes extensive use of the image of faecal matter (it is a log, i.e. tió which, having been "fed" for several weeks, is told to defecate on Christmas Eve and "magically" produces candy for children, a candy that has supposedly come from its bowels).

lmao I miss when I learned shit like this from zozo on a regular basis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2#44557019)



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Date: April 6th, 2017 9:17 AM
Author: razzle fanboi blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2#33005743)



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Date: April 9th, 2017 11:51 PM
Author: Disturbing home

Loss of teeth was always a prob. That cave door they dug up had a mouthful of rotted teeth

https://www.google.com/amp/amp.livescience.com/28608-otzi-iceman-had-bad-teeth.html

Romans used a shared sponge at community bathrooms to wipe their asses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2#33036004)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 12:43 AM
Author: Glassy mind-boggling dingle berry indian lodge

TBF you were supposed to rinse it off after use

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2#33036350)



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Date: December 12th, 2017 8:25 AM
Author: sepia athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2#34896914)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 7:35 PM
Author: Odious copper digit ratio native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2#38653527)



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Date: February 8th, 2022 6:30 AM
Author: wonderful masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2#43928512)



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Date: April 6th, 2017 1:24 AM
Author: citrine hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2#33004765)



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Date: April 6th, 2017 1:25 AM
Author: Glassy mind-boggling dingle berry indian lodge

There's something very erotic about the OP's post.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2#33004768)



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Date: April 6th, 2017 1:52 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Plaza

I've always been aroused by the unwashed masses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2#33004875)



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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:01 AM
Author: Passionate mediation

tomorrow's sydney morning herald: "Inuit Man" Roleplay on the Rise Among Suburban Australians?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2#33004912)



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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:15 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2#33004995)



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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:25 AM
Author: blue stead hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2#33005030)



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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:05 AM
Author: Vibrant Abode

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2#33004943)



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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:26 AM
Author: Crawly Coral Main People

homeric

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2#33005034)



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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:36 AM
Author: Crawly Coral Main People

also, women died of childbirth a lot more then, too...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2#33005066)



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Date: May 26th, 2021 10:48 PM
Author: Crawly Coral Main People

my thoughts exactly...childbirth...big fucking death toll there in the old days...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2#42527599)



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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:38 AM
Author: charismatic green clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2#33005078)



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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:43 AM
Author: Floppy transparent knife

I did an 8 day backpacking trip with a girl in college and there was no bathing or showering the whole time. Still had no problem, didnt notice any smell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2#33005097)



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Date: April 9th, 2017 11:44 PM
Author: Pink racy depressive kitchen

FLAME

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2#33035957)



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Date: April 9th, 2017 11:53 PM
Author: Floppy transparent knife

I swear. If i go 1 day without showering at home i notice a smell but out hiking its like the dirt absorbs the smell or the wind blows it away or you sweat it out or something, nobody had bo and we were all crammed in a tent every night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2#33036028)



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Date: April 9th, 2017 11:55 PM
Author: Disturbing home

And when u get home u realize u stink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2#33036044)



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Date: April 6th, 2017 5:45 PM
Author: Stimulating magenta corner really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2#33009865)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 3:44 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2#33019225)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 3:51 PM
Author: dashing twisted trailer park filthpig

the movie 'Savage Innocents' makes so much more sense now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2#33019274)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 4:01 PM
Author: Jade cerebral idea he suggested yarmulke

Easy. There was no pussy-eating and nothing better to compare the stench to

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2#33019342)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 12:33 AM
Author: Canary Tank Travel Guidebook

I bet guys still ate pussy and stench is stench.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2#33036301)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 12:38 AM
Author: trip salmon market halford

this was my thought as well but i gotta believe bitches sucked dick so i can't rule out cunnulingus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2#33036324)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 12:40 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Plaza

It was the sort of thing you lost power over

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2#33036333)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 12:00 AM
Author: Fragrant famous landscape painting

Sounds like your justifying fucking uglies with nasty pussies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2#33036075)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 12:04 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Plaza

LMFAO I saw that peterman.....she had this nice lil landing strip....she rubbed my bald head...then she was suckin my thang

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2#33036103)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 2:10 AM
Author: Bateful Dead Therapy Theatre

The romans on the other hand thought eating pussy was being too submissive and it was more questionable to be seen eating pussy than fucking a boy in the ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2#33036859)



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Date: December 11th, 2017 1:07 AM
Author: grizzly soul-stirring sound barrier dragon

Still the CR mindframe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2#34887883)



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Date: May 15th, 2017 3:48 PM
Author: Hateful doctorate location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2#33310969)



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Date: November 26th, 2017 11:30 PM
Author: Judgmental Arrogant Den Partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2#34778675)



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Date: November 26th, 2017 11:35 PM
Author: Shimmering heady pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2#34778709)



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Date: November 26th, 2017 11:36 PM
Author: lavender pervert school cafeteria

Nasty, brutish, short

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2#34778716)



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Date: June 9th, 2021 10:46 PM
Author: contagious bawdyhouse water buffalo



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Date: November 26th, 2017 11:37 PM
Author: cerise federal house tattoo



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Date: December 7th, 2017 12:35 AM
Author: Seedy Goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2#34858378)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 12:52 AM
Author: Beta comical black woman mad cow disease

Putting mouth on slimehold is modern as fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2#34858424)



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Date: December 12th, 2017 8:57 AM
Author: Abusive striped hyena hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2#34897111)



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Date: December 11th, 2017 12:47 AM
Author: Concupiscible Crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2#34887828)



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Date: December 11th, 2017 12:53 AM
Author: Ivory stage

one of the top posts of 2017

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2#34887847)



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Date: December 11th, 2017 12:59 AM
Author: Concupiscible Crackhouse

one of my favorite poasts of all time honestly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2#34887856)



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Date: December 12th, 2017 8:29 AM
Author: Lilac death wish

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2#34896940)



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Date: June 9th, 2021 10:35 PM
Author: Vigorous Piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2#42602020)



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Date: December 12th, 2017 8:19 AM
Author: hairraiser gunner parlor

A classic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2#34896893)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 9:52 PM
Author: Judgmental Arrogant Den Partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2#35373595)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 9:57 PM
Author: internet-worthy translucent generalized bond pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2#35373641)



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Date: October 1st, 2018 9:57 AM
Author: Bespoke Sneaky Criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2#36931845)



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Date: October 1st, 2018 10:26 AM
Author: slate fat ankles box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2#36931951)



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Date: October 1st, 2018 10:34 AM
Author: Vibrant Abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2#36932001)



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Date: October 1st, 2018 10:30 AM
Author: sepia athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2#36931970)



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Date: October 1st, 2018 10:38 AM
Author: Puce Hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2#36932028)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 7:28 PM
Author: Lemon menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2#38653510)



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Date: June 16th, 2020 4:01 PM
Author: Judgmental Arrogant Den Partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2#40430017)



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Date: June 16th, 2020 4:32 PM
Author: white cheese-eating nowag

"Inuit man" would make a great moniker.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2#40430235)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 9:14 PM
Author: Judgmental Arrogant Den Partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2#41587203)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 9:27 PM
Author: white cheese-eating nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2#41587274)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 9:35 PM
Author: charcoal violent chad

Smells were pretty terrible for most of human existence overall, so it wouldn't be the worst smell that day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2#41587312)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 9:36 PM
Author: Cordovan stage

One of the GOAT POSTS OF ALL TIME

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2#41587322)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 9:51 PM
Author: electric community account casino

spineless modern peterman types done here forever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2#41587398)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 9:53 PM
Author: Abusive striped hyena hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2#41587407)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 9:54 PM
Author: Crawly Coral Main People

(slack jawed faggot)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2#41587412)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 9:57 PM
Author: Clear roommate son of senegal

which poaster was behind this work of art

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2#41587434)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 9:58 PM
Author: electric community account casino

Perhaps it was the guy who just randomly blank bumped it after 6 months of no attention

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2#41587441)



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Date: February 28th, 2021 5:30 PM
Author: Judgmental Arrogant Den Partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2#42024385)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 11:05 PM
Author: orchid thriller patrolman toaster

I really like it here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2#41587877)



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Date: June 9th, 2021 10:35 PM
Author: Vigorous Piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2#42602021)



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Date: February 28th, 2021 5:31 PM
Author: Judgmental Arrogant Den Partner

Incredible synergy with the OP’s moniker randomization.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2#42024390)



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Date: May 18th, 2021 2:53 AM
Author: white cheese-eating nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2#42480803)



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Date: May 26th, 2021 10:40 PM
Author: white cheese-eating nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2#42527567)



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Date: June 9th, 2021 10:21 PM
Author: white cheese-eating nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2#42601937)



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Date: June 9th, 2021 10:28 PM
Author: supple goal in life

I bet it wasn't as bad as we think. Modern people are pussies about hygiene. Also, I think there is something to the "self-cleaning oven" stuff when it comes to pussies and mouths. My dog's breath stinks but it eats shit and doesn't brush its teeth. My co-worker's breath stinks worse and he doesn't eat shit (I don't think). Excessive hygiene might actually lead to some of the smells we find offensive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2#42601973)



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Date: June 9th, 2021 10:36 PM
Author: Bespoke Sneaky Criminal

I think about this poast all of the time

Even brought it up to friends in conversation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2#42602034)



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Date: June 9th, 2021 10:39 PM
Author: white cheese-eating nowag

Had a friend read the OP out load at a bar, he lost it at pisswyrm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2#42602057)



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Date: June 9th, 2021 10:40 PM
Author: Vigorous Piazza

this is the first xo poast I really, really thought about showing to my irl bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2#42602066)



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Date: June 9th, 2021 10:44 PM
Author: appetizing crimson organic girlfriend

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2#42602092)



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Date: June 9th, 2021 10:46 PM
Author: Cordovan stage

GOAT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2#42602103)



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Date: July 16th, 2021 3:25 PM
Author: white cheese-eating nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2#42792636)



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Date: October 18th, 2021 7:18 PM
Author: white cheese-eating nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2#43293046)



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Date: October 23rd, 2021 11:47 PM
Author: white cheese-eating nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2#43321525)



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Date: February 8th, 2022 5:51 AM
Author: white cheese-eating nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2#43928455)



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Date: February 8th, 2022 5:57 AM
Author: brilliant unhinged sanctuary gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2#43928462)



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Date: February 8th, 2022 6:22 AM
Author: Angry Meetinghouse Codepig

Someone cross post this on Reddit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2#43928498)



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Date: February 8th, 2022 6:42 AM
Author: effete windowlicker kitty

Dude, I have never read this. How tf is this possible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2#43928524)



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Date: February 8th, 2022 6:44 AM
Author: white cheese-eating nowag

when I introduce others to this site this is the first poast I have them read

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2#43928529)



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Date: March 18th, 2022 1:33 PM
Author: Smoky turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2#44173161)



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Date: May 22nd, 2022 10:26 PM
Author: white cheese-eating nowag

https://ibb.co/dByRswK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2#44556761)



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Date: May 22nd, 2022 10:31 PM
Author: Talented zombie-like laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2#44556799)



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Date: May 23rd, 2022 7:05 PM
Author: Boyish very tactful garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2#44560992)



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Date: May 23rd, 2022 7:06 PM
Author: Carmine Vivacious Property

fucking finally someone bumped this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2#44561002)



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Date: May 23rd, 2022 7:44 PM
Author: house-broken cobalt school

Someone should poast this on Reddit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2#44561182)



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Date: September 30th, 2022 10:46 AM
Author: excitant cocky brunch

OP is a gifted writer -- bravo

edit: the bit at the end could explain paul gauguin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2#45255969)



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Date: October 19th, 2022 2:35 AM
Author: white cheese-eating nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2#45355038)



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Date: November 5th, 2022 1:13 AM
Author: white cheese-eating nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2#45440128)



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Date: January 7th, 2023 3:21 PM
Author: Judgmental Arrogant Den Partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2#45756196)



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Date: January 7th, 2023 3:45 PM
Author: geriatric irradiated resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2#45756337)



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Date: January 7th, 2023 4:34 PM
Author: Underhanded laughsome national keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2#45756594)



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Date: January 31st, 2023 2:40 PM
Author: white cheese-eating nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2#45868238)



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Date: April 23rd, 2023 5:38 PM
Author: Canary Tank Travel Guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2#46229373)



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Date: May 24th, 2023 12:11 PM
Author: geriatric irradiated resort



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Date: June 13th, 2023 2:56 PM
Author: Pink racy depressive kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2#46422493)



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Date: July 12th, 2023 11:00 AM
Author: Lake Coldplay Fan

He beds down with her on a filthy little fuck fur that's completely saturated with bodily discharge. He probably inherited the sex mat from two previous generations of indigenous hornballs. He never even thinks about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2#46538646)



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Date: August 13th, 2023 9:36 PM
Author: white cheese-eating nowag



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Date: August 13th, 2023 9:43 PM
Author: Indecent flickering candlestick maker round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2#46665553)



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Date: August 13th, 2023 10:14 PM
Author: Pink racy depressive kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2#46665703)



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Date: August 13th, 2023 10:15 PM
Author: Bespoke Sneaky Criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2#46665710)



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Date: August 30th, 2023 3:01 PM
Author: Gay zippy gas station double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2#46735468)



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Date: March 5th, 2024 5:46 PM
Author: white cheese-eating nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2#47466552)



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Date: March 10th, 2024 8:03 PM
Author: 180 purple dilemma



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Date: March 10th, 2024 8:03 PM
Author: geriatric irradiated resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2#47481597)



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Date: November 24th, 2024 10:34 PM
Author: multi-colored flatulent ratface

this was pre-gpt poasting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2#48377396)



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Date: January 6th, 2025 10:16 PM
Author: white cheese-eating nowag



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Date: October 25th, 2025 4:36 PM
Author: Dunedain cowboy (πŸΎπŸ‘£)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2#49374492)



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Date: October 25th, 2025 4:37 PM
Author: i gave my cousin head



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