1. ADMIT that you “squanched him once, squanched him t...	Walnut generalized bond	06/27/26
2. ADMIT that you claimed on June 12, 2021 that you didn't p...	Stimulating avocado national weed whacker	06/27/26
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3. ADMIT that you are the author of the 3/16/23 Autoadmit po...	trip lemon mood	06/27/26
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4. ADMIT that you have used terms such as, but not limited t...	Bistre corner tank	06/27/26
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5. ADMIT that you compared your penis to your "son's&qu...	Stimulating avocado national weed whacker	06/27/26
6. ADMIT that a restaurant waitress called the cops based on...	trip lemon mood	06/27/26
7. ADMIT that you wrote positively about the Rick and Morty ...	marvelous depressive shrine	06/27/26
8. ADMIT that you masturbate using your index finger and thu...	Stimulating avocado national weed whacker	06/27/26
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Date: June 27th, 2026 2:29 PM Author: Walnut generalized bond 1. ADMIT that you “squanched him once, squanched him twice, squanched him thrice in the land of rice.” (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877815&forum_id=2#49965718)

Date: June 27th, 2026 2:31 PM Author: Stimulating avocado national weed whacker 2. ADMIT that you claimed on June 12, 2021 that you didn't penetrate him because "he can't feel it." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877815&forum_id=2#49965721)

Date: June 27th, 2026 2:51 PM Author: Walnut generalized bond (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877815&forum_id=2#49965757)

Date: June 27th, 2026 2:39 PM Author: trip lemon mood 3. ADMIT that you are the author of the 3/16/23 Autoadmit post titled "Sp here. If I poast weird rape shit about my kid, it’s not funny and it means" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877815&forum_id=2#49965735)

Date: June 27th, 2026 2:42 PM Author: Slippery dead foreskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877815&forum_id=2#49965739)

Date: June 27th, 2026 2:43 PM Author: Stimulating avocado national weed whacker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877815&forum_id=2#49965740)

Date: June 27th, 2026 2:51 PM Author: Walnut generalized bond (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877815&forum_id=2#49965758)

Date: July 8th, 2026 4:07 PM Author: holy shit lmao 180 (✅🍑) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877815&forum_id=2#49986659)

Date: June 27th, 2026 2:44 PM Author: Bistre corner tank 4. ADMIT that you have used terms such as, but not limited to, "boihole" and "kimchi chute" to refer to your alleged minor son's anus. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877815&forum_id=2#49965742)

Date: June 27th, 2026 2:52 PM Author: Walnut generalized bond (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877815&forum_id=2#49965759)

Date: June 28th, 2026 5:36 PM Author: trip lemon mood (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877815&forum_id=2#49967478)

Date: June 27th, 2026 2:54 PM Author: Stimulating avocado national weed whacker 5. ADMIT that you compared your penis to your "son's" and afterward smacked him about the face, chest, neck, back and head with a ruler. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877815&forum_id=2#49965767)

Date: June 27th, 2026 2:56 PM Author: trip lemon mood 6. ADMIT that a restaurant waitress called the cops based on questionable behavior you exhibited to your minor adopted child. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877815&forum_id=2#49965775)

Date: June 27th, 2026 2:59 PM Author: marvelous depressive shrine 7. ADMIT that you wrote positively about the Rick and Morty television show conception of "squanching" on the internet. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877815&forum_id=2#49965781)

Date: June 27th, 2026 8:32 PM Author: Stimulating avocado national weed whacker 8. ADMIT that you masturbate using your index finger and thumb and a magnifying glass. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877815&forum_id=2#49966284)

Date: June 27th, 2026 9:20 PM Author: Walnut generalized bond 9. ADMIT that you have called your African American clients "niggers" on the internet. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877815&forum_id=2#49966374)

Date: July 10th, 2026 3:50 PM Author: ...,....,,........ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877815&forum_id=2#49991280)

Date: July 8th, 2026 4:07 PM Author: ''''''"'''"" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877815&forum_id=2#49986656)

Date: July 8th, 2026 4:09 PM Author: holy shit lmao 180 (✅🍑) 10. ADMIT that you have taken that poor asian boy you purchased to multiple pedo hangouts including Comet Pingpong Pizza and Great Wolf Lodge and then taunted us and bragged about it here. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877815&forum_id=2#49986662)

Date: July 10th, 2026 2:50 PM Author: Consuela (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877815&forum_id=2#49991139)