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snowy high-end nowag
  06/12/15
white girls
Narrow-minded keepsake machete boltzmann
  06/12/15
"The room lacked symmetry. I found this aesthetically ...
Hilarious Twisted Ticket Booth
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Confused Tattoo
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talking institution twinkling uncleanness
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Bistre piazza ratface
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Brass Flirting Market National Security Agency
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curious light patrolman
  06/12/15
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histrionic charcoal university
  06/13/15
drunken fucking with fat chick in UG. she literally shit the...
Magenta round eye elastic band
  06/12/15
winnar /thread
curious light patrolman
  06/12/15
Yeah I'd definitely take the hot redhead with the penussy ov...
Talented doobsian gas station
  06/12/15
Nothing like plowing a fat chick missionary and drunkenly no...
Magenta round eye elastic band
  06/13/15
same but pissed all over bed instead of shit
Frozen native coldplay fan
  06/12/15
did she do it while you were fucking her?
Magenta round eye elastic band
  06/12/15
not sure tbh i was wasted, i discovered it after i got back ...
Frozen native coldplay fan
  06/12/15
LMAO. WE HAVE A WINNER!
angry temple
  06/12/15
180
Flesh nibblets degenerate
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Flesh nibblets degenerate
  09/17/16
Fucked one of the hottest girls from my high school in my po...
Confused Tattoo
  06/12/15
this sounds awesome wtf?
Narrow-minded keepsake machete boltzmann
  06/12/15
brother he clit was legit big. The size of a child's digit
Confused Tattoo
  06/12/15
was it otherwise normal? sensitive?
Narrow-minded keepsake machete boltzmann
  06/12/15
Yes normal besides size. And I have no idea if it was sensit...
Confused Tattoo
  06/12/15
bigger than an azn "male" clitpeen then?
Magenta round eye elastic band
  06/12/15
like Chyna big?
Territorial domesticated trailer park
  06/12/15
I would say the red heads was longer but similar in girth.
Confused Tattoo
  06/12/15
and you are sure that wasn't a dick? maybe hermaphrodite?
Territorial domesticated trailer park
  06/12/15
Last time I told this story someone suggested it. The clit d...
Confused Tattoo
  06/12/15
I mean idk much about what is what but something seems fish...
Territorial domesticated trailer park
  06/12/15
red head? pisswyrm? where have I heard this before?
Dark vibrant generalized bond address
  06/12/15
*CFO at Halford Industries trying to account for a lost time...
swashbuckling lodge turdskin
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Confused Tattoo
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beady-eyed walnut rehab
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curious light patrolman
  06/12/15
I was banging some girl and drunk. About half way through th...
Territorial domesticated trailer park
  06/12/15
same here but we were on a couch and she was straddling me. ...
curious light patrolman
  06/12/15
I had a girl puke on my while hooking up with her in HS (no ...
Magenta round eye elastic band
  06/12/15
ur face or chest?
curious light patrolman
  06/12/15
Same. We were on my parents' bed, too, and I had to concoct...
Charismatic hall faggotry
  06/12/15
I went down to AC with some buddies when the Borgata first o...
Sepia Soul-stirring Library Liquid Oxygen
  06/12/15
sounds like my kinda chick
Bistre piazza ratface
  06/12/15
lol I did this in ac once too. Was at some shit casino met s...
Territorial domesticated trailer park
  06/12/15
that's what we call a "keeper"
Well-lubricated tantric jewess area
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Bought one from Ikea and it was missing a few screws and the...
talking institution twinkling uncleanness
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Hilarious Twisted Ticket Booth
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180 cowardly community account
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Tan Shrine Dragon
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insecure forum
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alcoholic circlehead goal in life
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And i didn't have anyone to assemble it with :(
histrionic charcoal university
  06/12/15
rolf
Pontificating sneaky criminal lay
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lol
frisky opaque depressive
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judgmental titillating telephone
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I forgot a coaster on my 1850 empire style original finish n...
Bateful station rigpig
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translucent school jew
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Fuckin goofball euros with they illustrations
racy bat-shit-crazy mood
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smoky weed whacker
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The Minnesota Protestor's Auto that Dripped Blood
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potluck
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girl farted on me, had a lazy eye and her pussy tasted sour ...
Tan Shrine Dragon
  06/12/15
Read this while eating yogurt.
Confused Tattoo
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talking institution twinkling uncleanness
  06/12/15
lmaooo
curious light patrolman
  06/12/15
lol
Tan Shrine Dragon
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peach mind-boggling state
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Loled
galvanic drab abode
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primrose messiness
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ultramarine aphrodisiac associate base
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God this is such a disgusting post. It's floated into my hea...
Talented doobsian gas station
  06/22/15
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Tan Shrine Dragon
  09/17/16
Girl was psychotic and told me before we started hooking up ...
wonderful bespoke location
  06/12/15
oh so you've met 433?
Narrow-minded keepsake machete boltzmann
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Territorial domesticated trailer park
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Indigo Rigor
  06/12/15
Fucking lol but what the fuck
passionate french chef
  06/12/15
what the fuck what?
wonderful bespoke location
  06/12/15
fucked a borderline retard in the back of a minivan, sobered...
Frozen native coldplay fan
  06/12/15
wtf
curious light patrolman
  06/12/15
them titties weren't retarded :D
Frozen native coldplay fan
  06/12/15
lolwut
wonderful bespoke location
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Underrated poast, doobs will underline this fact 3 times
Confused Tattoo
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angry temple
  06/12/15
goes in the hardcopy collection
histrionic charcoal university
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Stimulating low-t wagecucks
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Yapping Bright Private Investor Chad
  09/17/16
when I was about 3-4 years old, I was staying in a hotel wit...
Dark vibrant generalized bond address
  06/12/15
I once met a guy from online after I had been chatting with ...
Aromatic center
  06/12/15
I didn't realize you met autoadmit posters IRL
Narrow-minded keepsake machete boltzmann
  06/12/15
This sounds fun
Confused Tattoo
  06/12/15
lmao 180
curious light patrolman
  06/12/15
I imagine this "fistfight" as lots of limp-wristed...
violent dilemma
  06/12/15
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galvanic drab abode
  06/12/15
that's not how semper fi claims it went
Hateful Topaz Athletic Conference
  06/12/15
180; story plz
insane ivory cuck
  06/12/15
Lol I love this story
Gold partner
  06/13/15
Yes, I'm sure I've told this story before. I don't feel lik...
Aromatic center
  06/13/15
two words: whisky dick
Vivacious indian lodge bbw
  06/12/15
This girl had ridiculous BACK ACNE and then told me she was ...
boyish hairless tanning salon
  06/12/15
well did you make out after?
Territorial domesticated trailer park
  06/12/15
No I literally forced her ass to the bathroom and she was MA...
boyish hairless tanning salon
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Ruddy flatulent incel
  06/13/15
chick was so terrible that I faked cumming to leave.
angry temple
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Territorial domesticated trailer park
  06/12/15
lol i did this once too
insane ivory cuck
  06/12/15
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Confused Tattoo
  06/12/15
rooftop in Athens with a drunk Brit ca. 1978
disgusting stage doctorate
  06/12/15
brits are no good?
Emerald unholy brethren striped hyena
  06/12/15
undetermined for me... small sample size
disgusting stage doctorate
  06/12/15
slightly overweight girl with hairy ass. Could not come. ...
Purple senate fat ankles
  06/12/15
if only she had a cock to go with that hairy ass.
Tan Shrine Dragon
  06/12/15
what was his name
Stimulating low-t wagecucks
  06/12/15
where'd you meet her?
snowy high-end nowag
  06/12/15
Hideous jewess who edited a major literary magazine. Bipolar...
mischievous stock car
  06/12/15
go on...
curious light patrolman
  06/12/15
Sent me a super spooky email exactly nine months later subje...
mischievous stock car
  06/13/15
FLAME no literary magazine counts as "major"
Ruddy flatulent incel
  06/13/15
5/10 jewess living in Miami beach. We were the only 2 single...
Excitant Bossy Deer Antler Office
  06/12/15
sounds fukin psycho
outnumbered heady kitchen
  06/12/15
lol wtf
Hateful Topaz Athletic Conference
  06/13/15
lol'd at this one
Stirring claret hospital new version
  09/17/16
Drunkenly ordered a mud named Keisha lick my asshole. I fa...
galvanic drab abode
  06/12/15
Good times
galvanic drab abode
  09/17/16
Brought girl back to my place. I passed out drunk. She freak...
adventurous theater psychic
  06/12/15
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curious light patrolman
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snowy high-end nowag
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Talented doobsian gas station
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Slippery regret
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fiercely-loyal idiot casino
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primrose messiness
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Flesh nibblets degenerate
  09/17/16
Went to a girl's studio condo she owned in Adams Morgan. She...
maroon hell friendly grandma
  06/12/15
damn brother. this has been me more times than i'd like to r...
snowy high-end nowag
  06/12/15
One of the few times I had regretted having sex. She was ski...
maroon hell friendly grandma
  06/13/15
The DC Shrew
ultramarine aphrodisiac associate base
  06/12/15
This. I have had the same experience a few times in DC
Magenta round eye elastic band
  06/13/15
:-/
Talented doobsian gas station
  06/12/15
lol man no shame in this, ive been here many times before
fiercely-loyal idiot casino
  06/13/15
if this is your worst consider yourself lucky
Slippery regret
  06/13/15
i loved thenm all
Canary cerebral parlour
  06/12/15
mines a nightmare
Pontificating sneaky criminal lay
  06/12/15
can u beat fat girl shitting in bed or waking up to the fire...
curious light patrolman
  06/12/15
self loathing is worse than any fire response scenario
Pontificating sneaky criminal lay
  06/12/15
I will just give the condensed version: fucked a law shrew c...
Gold partner
  06/13/15
Fast Times at McGeorge Law
Slippery regret
  06/13/15
LOL describe the aftermath with the gf
fiercely-loyal idiot casino
  06/13/15
oh we never recovered from that one but brother let me tell ...
Gold partner
  06/13/15
Copy paste that shit u ape
racy bat-shit-crazy mood
  06/13/15
The law shrew mob- describe
Magenta round eye elastic band
  06/13/15
A few weeks after this event my buddies and I do a big night...
Gold partner
  06/13/15
omg
fiercely-loyal idiot casino
  06/13/15
This is was in LS? 180. TYVMFT
Magenta round eye elastic band
  06/13/15
lmao
Multi-colored green box office death wish
  06/13/15
U copped a BJ from the girl you raped a few weeks earlier?
histrionic charcoal university
  06/13/15
there was obviously nothing close to a rape just a cawg
Gold partner
  06/13/15
18000000
racy bat-shit-crazy mood
  06/13/15
Dude, you basically raped those women.
Razzmatazz reading party macaca
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Cream Fanboi
  06/13/15
180^180
primrose messiness
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got it from Rent-A-Center. thing was about as sturdy as a di...
Naked lime resort dog poop
  06/13/15
Was in Seattle with a buddy. Approached a couple girls at a ...
Razzle Crackhouse Personal Credit Line
  06/13/15
This sounds like just a normal hook up.
Razzmatazz reading party macaca
  06/13/15
18 months ago I meet girl on OKC with a cute face. Go to se...
beta mad cow disease field
  06/13/15
She's internet famous and has a wikipedia page or something...
Ruddy flatulent incel
  06/13/15
nah that would be mean it's one of those undeserving wik...
beta mad cow disease field
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Most people at my school are shitlibs. I bring a girl back t...
trip bonkers corner electric furnace
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180
Gold partner
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galvanic drab abode
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180
primrose messiness
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I'd like Julia's input ITT
snowy high-end nowag
  06/13/15
Hammered, met a larger girl at closing time. I am not one to...
fuchsia sexy headpube theatre
  06/22/15
got drunk when 19 with some girls. Went to the beach. Girl w...
Territorial domesticated trailer park
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Iridescent exciting newt heaven
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met girl off aol. turned out she was wheel chair bound. i sa...
erotic antidepressant drug spot
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Fucked a one armed girl I met at a frat party my freshman ye...
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slightly defective girls can be a lifehack
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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:34 PM
Author: snowy high-end nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28102764)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:35 PM
Author: Narrow-minded keepsake machete boltzmann

white girls

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28102766)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:35 PM
Author: Hilarious Twisted Ticket Booth

"The room lacked symmetry. I found this aesthetically discomforting."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28102775)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:38 PM
Author: Confused Tattoo



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:39 PM
Author: talking institution twinkling uncleanness



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:42 PM
Author: Bistre piazza ratface



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:50 PM
Author: Brass Flirting Market National Security Agency



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Date: June 12th, 2015 10:40 PM
Author: curious light patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28106877)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 8:10 AM
Author: histrionic charcoal university



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:36 PM
Author: Magenta round eye elastic band

drunken fucking with fat chick in UG. she literally shit the bed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28102782)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:44 PM
Author: curious light patrolman

winnar /thread

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Date: June 12th, 2015 6:42 PM
Author: Talented doobsian gas station

Yeah I'd definitely take the hot redhead with the penussy over this any day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28105105)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 10:15 AM
Author: Magenta round eye elastic band

Nothing like plowing a fat chick missionary and drunkenly noticing a hideous odor rising before u try to blow your load

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28108992)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:44 PM
Author: Frozen native coldplay fan

same but pissed all over bed instead of shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28102880)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:45 PM
Author: Magenta round eye elastic band

did she do it while you were fucking her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28102888)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:48 PM
Author: Frozen native coldplay fan

not sure tbh i was wasted, i discovered it after i got back from dropping her off and only connected the dots when i sobered up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28102929)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 3:00 PM
Author: angry temple

LMAO. WE HAVE A WINNER!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28103519)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 8:08 AM
Author: Flesh nibblets degenerate

180

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Date: September 17th, 2016 8:47 AM
Author: Flesh nibblets degenerate



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:38 PM
Author: Confused Tattoo

Fucked one of the hottest girls from my high school in my pool as a sophomore in UG. She was a red head with a perfect body and face. I found out that night that she had a HUGE clit and I almosted put my mouth on it before I saw it. Still fucked the shit out of her but cut all contact the next day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28102808)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:39 PM
Author: Narrow-minded keepsake machete boltzmann

this sounds awesome wtf?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28102820)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:40 PM
Author: Confused Tattoo

brother he clit was legit big. The size of a child's digit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28102836)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:41 PM
Author: Narrow-minded keepsake machete boltzmann

was it otherwise normal? sensitive?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28102844)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:43 PM
Author: Confused Tattoo

Yes normal besides size. And I have no idea if it was sensitive because I did not touch that shit man.

Imagine a child's chubby middle finger hidden behind tastefully trimmed red pubic hair.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28102874)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:42 PM
Author: Magenta round eye elastic band

bigger than an azn "male" clitpeen then?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28102850)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:43 PM
Author: Territorial domesticated trailer park

like Chyna big?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28102863)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:44 PM
Author: Confused Tattoo

I would say the red heads was longer but similar in girth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28102881)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:45 PM
Author: Territorial domesticated trailer park

and you are sure that wasn't a dick? maybe hermaphrodite?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28102898)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:46 PM
Author: Confused Tattoo

Last time I told this story someone suggested it. The clit did not leave the skin like a penis does. But if she was a herm I wish I fucked it a lot more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28102912)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:48 PM
Author: Territorial domesticated trailer park

I mean idk much about what is what but something seems fishy if it is that big and girthy. very interesting. odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28102932)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 3:24 PM
Author: Dark vibrant generalized bond address

red head? pisswyrm? where have I heard this before?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28103746)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 3:28 PM
Author: swashbuckling lodge turdskin

*CFO at Halford Industries trying to account for a lost time machine*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28103781)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 9:07 PM
Author: Confused Tattoo



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Date: June 12th, 2015 11:06 PM
Author: beady-eyed walnut rehab



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:46 PM
Author: curious light patrolman



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:39 PM
Author: Territorial domesticated trailer park

I was banging some girl and drunk. About half way through the ordeal I had to leave and puke. Did that came back and finished the job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28102819)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:45 PM
Author: curious light patrolman

same here but we were on a couch and she was straddling me. just threw her aside and puked all over the floor. she ran away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28102890)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:48 PM
Author: Magenta round eye elastic band

I had a girl puke on my while hooking up with her in HS (no sex)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28102925)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:49 PM
Author: curious light patrolman

ur face or chest?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28102936)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 9:59 PM
Author: Charismatic hall faggotry

Same. We were on my parents' bed, too, and I had to concoct some lame story for my parents about why I decided to wash their bedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28106432)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 2:30 PM
Author: Sepia Soul-stirring Library Liquid Oxygen

I went down to AC with some buddies when the Borgata first opened up and wound up with some slut back in the hotel room. Next morning I'm hungover as fuck in the shower and she comes in and we start going at it. Between the heat and the exertion, I had to step out and vomit like 2L of vodka, red bull and filet mignon. I got back in the shower to rinse off and went right back to fucking. Girl was a total champ about it. She was just like "feel better now?".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28103292)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 2:32 PM
Author: Bistre piazza ratface

sounds like my kinda chick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28103308)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 2:32 PM
Author: Territorial domesticated trailer park

lol I did this in ac once too. Was at some shit casino met some trashy girl who lives with her mom in like some day 2 day motel. Talked her into coming up to the room - she let me put it in her butt and literally gave me a bj to finish. I didn't throw up or anything but when we were done I literally said, you have to go. She was like "really?? we just..." I kind of handed her - her clothes and said yea we have more people in this room so

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28103310)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 9:35 PM
Author: Well-lubricated tantric jewess area

that's what we call a "keeper"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28106252)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:39 PM
Author: talking institution twinkling uncleanness

Bought one from Ikea and it was missing a few screws and the instructions were very unclear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28102824)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:41 PM
Author: Hilarious Twisted Ticket Booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28102849)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:42 PM
Author: 180 cowardly community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28102857)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:43 PM
Author: Tan Shrine Dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28102868)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:49 PM
Author: insecure forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28102934)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:52 PM
Author: alcoholic circlehead goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28102955)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 3:28 PM
Author: histrionic charcoal university

And i didn't have anyone to assemble it with :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28103784)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 9:14 PM
Author: Pontificating sneaky criminal lay

rolf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28106112)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 9:23 PM
Author: frisky opaque depressive

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28106168)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 9:33 PM
Author: judgmental titillating telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28106234)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 9:57 PM
Author: Bateful station rigpig

I forgot a coaster on my 1850 empire style original finish nightstand and it left a ring.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28106418)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 10:05 PM
Author: translucent school jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28106497)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 12:47 PM
Author: racy bat-shit-crazy mood

Fuckin goofball euros with they illustrations

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28109726)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 6:50 PM
Author: smoky weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28111884)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 8:03 AM
Author: The Minnesota Protestor's Auto that Dripped Blood (No Future)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#49598264)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 8:27 AM
Author: potluck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#49598272)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:44 PM
Author: Tan Shrine Dragon

girl farted on me, had a lazy eye and her pussy tasted sour and weird.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28102882)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:47 PM
Author: Confused Tattoo

Read this while eating yogurt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28102918)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:48 PM
Author: talking institution twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28102928)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:48 PM
Author: curious light patrolman

lmaooo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28102931)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:50 PM
Author: Tan Shrine Dragon

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28102943)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 2:59 PM
Author: peach mind-boggling state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28103513)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 7:46 PM
Author: galvanic drab abode

Loled

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28105493)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 7:53 PM
Author: primrose messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28105534)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 9:07 PM
Author: ultramarine aphrodisiac associate base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28106037)



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Date: June 22nd, 2015 9:36 PM
Author: Talented doobsian gas station

God this is such a disgusting post. It's floated into my head every few days since I read it and grosses me out all over again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28180656)



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Date: September 17th, 2016 10:39 AM
Author: Tan Shrine Dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#31427738)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:44 PM
Author: wonderful bespoke location

Girl was psychotic and told me before we started hooking up that she forgot her anti-depressant meds. Then after sex she started crying and wanted to leave. As I was rushing her out of my place at 5am, she kept wanting to play with my roommate's pet turtle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28102885)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:46 PM
Author: Narrow-minded keepsake machete boltzmann

oh so you've met 433?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28102910)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:49 PM
Author: Territorial domesticated trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28102940)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 3:30 PM
Author: Indigo Rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28103805)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 2:04 PM
Author: passionate french chef

Fucking lol but what the fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28103065)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 2:09 PM
Author: wonderful bespoke location

what the fuck what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28103110)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:51 PM
Author: Frozen native coldplay fan

fucked a borderline retard in the back of a minivan, sobered up in the middle of it and realized what i was doing, got out and walked around town thinking to myself oh my god i fucked a retard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28102952)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:52 PM
Author: curious light patrolman

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28102956)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 2:00 PM
Author: Frozen native coldplay fan

them titties weren't retarded :D

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28103024)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 2:00 PM
Author: wonderful bespoke location

lolwut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28103031)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 2:01 PM
Author: Confused Tattoo

Underrated poast, doobs will underline this fact 3 times

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28103035)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 3:02 PM
Author: angry temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28103539)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 3:29 PM
Author: histrionic charcoal university

goes in the hardcopy collection

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28103794)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 9:38 PM
Author: Stimulating low-t wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28106273)



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Date: September 17th, 2016 8:50 AM
Author: Yapping Bright Private Investor Chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#31427361)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:51 PM
Author: Dark vibrant generalized bond address

when I was about 3-4 years old, I was staying in a hotel with my parents while on a family trip. in the middle of the night I rolled off of the bed and smashed my cheekbone into the corner of the night stand. that was the worst.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28102953)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 2:11 PM
Author: Aromatic center

I once met a guy from online after I had been chatting with him for a while. No sex, just a fistfight. I won.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28103126)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 2:14 PM
Author: Narrow-minded keepsake machete boltzmann

I didn't realize you met autoadmit posters IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28103150)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 2:31 PM
Author: Confused Tattoo

This sounds fun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28103300)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: curious light patrolman

lmao 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28103347)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 3:06 PM
Author: violent dilemma

I imagine this "fistfight" as lots of limp-wristed slapping.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28103568)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 7:47 PM
Author: galvanic drab abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28105501)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 4:57 PM
Author: Hateful Topaz Athletic Conference

that's not how semper fi claims it went

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28104463)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 10:48 PM
Author: insane ivory cuck

180; story plz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28106987)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 12:09 PM
Author: Gold partner

Lol I love this story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28109506)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 1:20 PM
Author: Aromatic center

Yes, I'm sure I've told this story before. I don't feel like typing it out again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28109898)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 2:13 PM
Author: Vivacious indian lodge bbw

two words: whisky dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28103146)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 3:00 PM
Author: boyish hairless tanning salon

This girl had ridiculous BACK ACNE and then told me she was a virgin and then tried to kiss me after I came in her mouth AND she was an insufferable feminist

but it got me out of a dry spell and then I got with much better looking women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28103520)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 3:02 PM
Author: Territorial domesticated trailer park

well did you make out after?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28103543)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 3:03 PM
Author: boyish hairless tanning salon

No I literally forced her ass to the bathroom and she was MAF but I didnt care

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28103557)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 1:28 PM
Author: Ruddy flatulent incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28109939)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 3:02 PM
Author: angry temple

chick was so terrible that I faked cumming to leave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28103545)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 3:03 PM
Author: Territorial domesticated trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28103551)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 10:37 PM
Author: insane ivory cuck

lol i did this once too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28106835)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 10:40 PM
Author: Confused Tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28106868)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 3:15 PM
Author: disgusting stage doctorate

rooftop in Athens with a drunk Brit ca. 1978

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28103650)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 3:27 PM
Author: Emerald unholy brethren striped hyena

brits are no good?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28103774)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 3:32 PM
Author: disgusting stage doctorate

undetermined for me... small sample size

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28103818)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 3:26 PM
Author: Purple senate fat ankles

slightly overweight girl with hairy ass. Could not come.

had a cute face so I figured I would give it a shot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28103766)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 4:59 PM
Author: Tan Shrine Dragon

if only she had a cock to go with that hairy ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28104475)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 9:22 PM
Author: Stimulating low-t wagecucks

what was his name

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28106162)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 9:40 PM
Author: snowy high-end nowag

where'd you meet her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28106290)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 4:55 PM
Author: mischievous stock car

Hideous jewess who edited a major literary magazine. Bipolar, stalked me for years afterwards

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28104451)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 8:58 PM
Author: curious light patrolman

go on...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28105961)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 7:09 PM
Author: mischievous stock car

Sent me a super spooky email exactly nine months later subject line pretended to be about giving birth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28111963)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 1:29 PM
Author: Ruddy flatulent incel

FLAME

no literary magazine counts as "major"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28109945)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 7:49 PM
Author: Excitant Bossy Deer Antler Office

5/10 jewess living in Miami beach. We were the only 2 singles in a group of 6. She would cum with gross theatrics every 90 seconds and sang show tunes afterwards.

I left a watch there when I departed the next morning and she wouldn't leave it with the doorman or send it back to me. she made me COME BACK TO HER PLACE sober and get it from her on the nightstand I left it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28105513)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 9:24 PM
Author: outnumbered heady kitchen

sounds fukin psycho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28106176)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 1:22 PM
Author: Hateful Topaz Athletic Conference

lol wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28109901)



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Date: September 17th, 2016 10:24 AM
Author: Stirring claret hospital new version

lol'd at this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#31427667)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 7:50 PM
Author: galvanic drab abode

Drunkenly ordered a mud named Keisha lick my asshole. I faced the wall and leaned against it and spread my legs. She went to town on my asshole with her tongue. I enjoyed it for like 2-4 minutes.

Never mind this was one of the best.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28105520)



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Date: September 17th, 2016 8:59 AM
Author: galvanic drab abode

Good times

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#31427379)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 9:20 PM
Author: adventurous theater psychic

Brought girl back to my place. I passed out drunk. She freaked out and thought I was dead and called the fire department.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28106148)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 9:31 PM
Author: curious light patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28106217)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 9:33 PM
Author: snowy high-end nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28106230)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 11:54 PM
Author: Talented doobsian gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28107538)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 8:39 AM
Author: Slippery regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28108806)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 8:40 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal idiot casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28108808)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 1:26 PM
Author: primrose messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28109927)



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Date: September 17th, 2016 8:47 AM
Author: Flesh nibblets degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#31427354)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 9:47 PM
Author: maroon hell friendly grandma

Went to a girl's studio condo she owned in Adams Morgan. She had a bit of a troll face, and prided herself on her style. We just got back from Hanks Oyster Bar and I dropped her off. We kissed, but I wasn't feeling it and left pretty quick after dropping her outside. She called a few minutes later as I was down toward Dupont Circle and told me to come back. I did, parked, she was standing in front of her condo building. I kissed her and walked past her toward her condo complex door, and she led me to the elevator and we went up to her studio. It was shit, but she owned it,which she was proud of and had referred to herself as a homeowner about 11 times on our date. No couch, we sat on the bed. She brought out Trader Joe's two buck chuck white wine. We drank a little, started making out, I wasn't really into it. I took her shirt off, she took mine off. Took her pants off, she had a full bush, which was super unattractive. She smelled a little. I finger ed her and my fingers smelled rank. She took my pants off and gave me a bj, but I couldn't get hard as I could still smell my fingers. We tried to have sex, missionary. Couldn't get it up. She said it looked like my little friend wasn't cooperating. I sacked it up, jacked off until I managed to get a semi. Stuck it in, in and out a few times. Couldn't finish. She seemed disappointed. I left quickly, never set up a second date.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28106364)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 10:24 PM
Author: snowy high-end nowag

damn brother. this has been me more times than i'd like to remember.

depressing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28106680)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 8:07 AM
Author: maroon hell friendly grandma

One of the few times I had regretted having sex. She was skinny and stylish, but was no more than a 5.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28108759)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 10:50 PM
Author: ultramarine aphrodisiac associate base

The DC Shrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28107009)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 10:06 AM
Author: Magenta round eye elastic band

This. I have had the same experience a few times in DC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28108960)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 11:58 PM
Author: Talented doobsian gas station

:-/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28107582)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 8:34 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal idiot casino

lol man no shame in this, ive been here many times before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28108797)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 8:38 AM
Author: Slippery regret

if this is your worst consider yourself lucky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28108805)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 10:38 PM
Author: Canary cerebral parlour

i loved thenm all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28106845)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 10:39 PM
Author: Pontificating sneaky criminal lay

mines a nightmare

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28106858)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 10:41 PM
Author: curious light patrolman

can u beat fat girl shitting in bed or waking up to the fire department?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28106888)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 10:53 PM
Author: Pontificating sneaky criminal lay

self loathing is worse than any fire response scenario

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28107035)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 9:12 AM
Author: Gold partner

I will just give the condensed version: fucked a law shrew classmate who PURSUED ME then, after I P+D'd, first, threatened to charge me with rape, second, faked a pregnancy, third, had a mob of law shrews try to beat my ass (LOL), and fourth, drafted an email to my then-girlfriend describing how I cheated on her in very graphic detail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28108842)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 9:14 AM
Author: Slippery regret

Fast Times at McGeorge Law

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28108847)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 9:15 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal idiot casino

LOL describe the aftermath with the gf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28108851)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 10:05 AM
Author: Gold partner

oh we never recovered from that one but brother let me tell you having two girls read and write about how you plow them is a 180 peak experience

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28108952)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 12:51 PM
Author: racy bat-shit-crazy mood

Copy paste that shit u ape

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28109745)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 10:05 AM
Author: Magenta round eye elastic band

The law shrew mob- describe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28108953)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 10:24 AM
Author: Gold partner

A few weeks after this event my buddies and I do a big night of sake and preparty with this law shrew and the mob. Cop a BJ during the party on my staircase (!!). So, we all go out and meet some classmates who are lame and we decide ( my buddies and I) that we are going to go meet some other girls at another bar. So we ditch the girls we were originally with.

Not long after, I start getting text messages from some member of the shrew model like "what the fuck did you guys go" and "what the fuck are you doing to [shrew]". I am just too fucked up to understand the tone or implication of these messages, so I reply like "oh I don't know we went to meet some of the girls yeah shrews okay." The text messages get progressively more violent where the member of the mob will say "we are at x ba. If you come here I'm going to Slap you in the face" my responses are "ok, cool, on our way." We show up to the bar, and I am immediately met by the mob, who questions to me in a convo that goes like this "why did you invite us!to dinner tonight?" Because I thought it would be fun. why did you invite us to the pre-party? Because I thought it would be fun. Why did you invite us to the bars afterwards? Because I thought it would be fun. Why do you leave us for other girls? Because I thought it would be more fun. When I say one, that a hail of slaps and kicks and punches come from the shrew crowd while their faggot white knights lisp on cheering my demise. Instead of going down Jon snow style I high tail it out of there, a gaggle of Menacing shrews screeching in disdain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28109039)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 10:26 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal idiot casino

omg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28109044)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 10:28 AM
Author: Magenta round eye elastic band

This is was in LS? 180. TYVMFT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28109054)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 10:31 AM
Author: Multi-colored green box office death wish

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28109066)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 12:42 PM
Author: histrionic charcoal university

U copped a BJ from the girl you raped a few weeks earlier?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28109708)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 12:44 PM
Author: Gold partner

there was obviously nothing close to a rape just a cawg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28109714)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 12:52 PM
Author: racy bat-shit-crazy mood

18000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28109750)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 1:07 PM
Author: Razzmatazz reading party macaca

Dude, you basically raped those women.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28109830)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 1:13 PM
Author: Cream Fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28109865)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 1:25 PM
Author: primrose messiness

180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28109918)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 8:00 AM
Author: ,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,.,..,:,.,.:.:.,:.::,.




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#49598260)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 10:27 AM
Author: Naked lime resort dog poop

got it from Rent-A-Center. thing was about as sturdy as a diarrhea shit. never again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28109047)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 10:40 AM
Author: Razzle Crackhouse Personal Credit Line

Was in Seattle with a buddy. Approached a couple girls at a bar. My girl was Lille a 5-6....my buddy ended up leaving because his girl wasn't into it. Talked to my girl some more, kissed a bit. We walked out and started making out and I was getting a semi. All of a sudden she said "let's get some food." She picks some Asian ethnic place and orders a bunch of food. We take it back to her apartment. I use her bathroom and have diarrhea for some reason and just feeling like shit. I walk out and feel a little better and then just see her SHOVING that food down her mouth like a monster. Something about it was just a huge turnoff. We go to her room, start making out, get undressed, and then my buddy starts blowing up my phone because I'm the only one with the airbnb key. She didn't like me checking out my phone but we kept making out and I went down on her for a few minutes to try to get into it. But the combination of a lot of alcohol, diarrhea, and just seeing her shove ethnic food down her mouth completely shut my dick off. I said I'll be right back, tried to get hard in the bathroom, but nothing was working. I jizzed without even getting hard for the first time I could remember. Came back to her room and she was passed out. Put my clothes on and got the fuck out of there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28109102)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 1:10 PM
Author: Razzmatazz reading party macaca

This sounds like just a normal hook up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28109846)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 1:22 PM
Author: beta mad cow disease field

18 months ago I meet girl on OKC with a cute face. Go to see her at bar and some drunk hobos attempt to mug me, but theyre too drunk to succeed. They try to push me down and Im just like, "have a good night, thank!" and walk off. Fucking boomers.

Meet this girl outside bar but it is too full. We go to some mexican restaurant and this shrew talks about her failed relationships and shrewdom and shit. She's internet famous and has a wikipedia page or something. ANyway I'm drinking enough and starting to have a good time so I walk her back to her apt and we make out on her couch. Get on bed and get her clothes off and apparently she used to be pretty overweight and body was saggy and blah and tramp stamp. Pound it for a while, but i can barely get hard with a condom and booze. I can't come. She takes out this giant vibrator and gets herself off while i throat fuck her. I leave without coming and that's that.

I have a few other bad ONS, but this chick's body really ruined it for me. Such a cute face! She got married like 5 months later, ljl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28109903)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 1:34 PM
Author: Ruddy flatulent incel

She's internet famous and has a wikipedia page or something.

LINK?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28109971)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 1:41 PM
Author: beta mad cow disease field

nah that would be mean

it's one of those undeserving wikipedia pages that people make for themselves

she wrote for huffpo and other shit blogs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28110015)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 1:47 PM
Author: trip bonkers corner electric furnace

Most people at my school are shitlibs. I bring a girl back to my room, she starts blowing me, than takes my cock out of her mouth and asks, "You're not like a huge liberal or anything are you?". Naturally I responded, "Fuck no," and she said "good" and stuffed my cock back in her mouth and then I came on her face.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28110067)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 2:57 PM
Author: Gold partner

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28110496)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 6:39 PM
Author: galvanic drab abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28111854)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 6:41 PM
Author: primrose messiness

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28111858)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 6:30 PM
Author: snowy high-end nowag

I'd like Julia's input ITT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28111823)



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Date: June 22nd, 2015 9:42 PM
Author: fuchsia sexy headpube theatre

Hammered, met a larger girl at closing time. I am not one to go hogging so this was new experience. She comes back with me we start making out and I am pleased to see she has big tits. I was only hoping for a blowjob but she said she doesn't give those to strangers, only fucks. I trooper up and take her to my room. She says she needs to use bathroom. She comes back out and I run in to kiss.it was the worst smell I have ever experienced. It wasn't shit but I don't know anything about gynecology so no clue what it may have been. On the verge of puking I go back to bed and give it a run. After 3 pumps I am reminded of the smell, fake an orgasm and roll over pretending to be asleep. She's like are you serious and I am making light snoring sounds. Realizing she had left when I woke up like 3 hours later was one of my happier moments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28180688)



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Date: June 22nd, 2015 9:47 PM
Author: Territorial domesticated trailer park

got drunk when 19 with some girls. Went to the beach. Girl wanted to see if this mansion 10,000 sq+ (being sold brand new) had a charger outside the house. The key fell out of the lock. We went inside probably 11 bedrooms. fucked the girl in the wine cellar.

another time went to JENKS came out was waiting for a taxi. Girl was heading to same town as me. Randomly met talked in the car. As we got out she invited me over to her place. Had 2 beers fucked her put my pants on and left. Never knew her name or saw her again.

I had so many idk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28180720)



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Date: January 4th, 2018 7:57 PM
Author: Iridescent exciting newt heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#35083093)



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Date: January 4th, 2018 7:58 PM
Author: erotic antidepressant drug spot

met girl off aol. turned out she was wheel chair bound. i sat in the wheelchair while she rode me. i walked out, never answered her calls. the residual guilt...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#35083101)



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Date: January 4th, 2018 8:46 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle mad-dog skullcap mexican

Fucked a one armed girl I met at a frat party my freshman year. A few years later we were both in a small seminar together. Couldn’t even look in her direction that semester.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#35083461)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 8:02 AM
Author: .,.,...,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,.,..,:,.;,..,


slightly defective girls can be a lifehack

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#49598263)