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Date: May 27th, 2012 2:41 PM
Author: dashing range

FML. So he's a year younger than me. He finished up HBS and is now living the fuckin life. So we get a car service to his work and we meet another three dudes in front of the building. They all look a little hung over.

We go inside and their spirit seems lifted. "Another day at work bros," one exclaimed. A small smile appeared on each one of their faced.

Above the door, there was a sign that said "Don't bring yo' girl' round here." They each tapped it as we walked in. Sort of like the signs in a hockey locker room. But the sign was set high enough where only a 6'3 bro can reach it. Given that they are all 6'3 and up, I couldn't reach it even when I jumped.

The worst part was that they all referred to me as his "kid brother" even though I'm older.

Anyway, we get to the office about 10am and at 11 no one has really started working but you can tell that the hangovers are wearing off. THen the pary begins.

Everyone there is slapping eachother high fives and eating from the catered food in the middle of the office. There was also a table of goodies. One of the cool things was a stack of Devils-Rangers Game 6 box seats for whoever wanted them--$1000 tickets stacked right in the middle of the room. There were also a lot of electronics, etc. (like xobox 360's, and Ipads). There was also a sign-in sheet for their tax refund program (for the bros who actually paid taxes toget a refund from the company).

Anyway, for the next hour the bros were just grunting and slapping high fives and tal;king about how awesome last night was. Finally, this tall frat bro that looked like he could play WR for the Giants came out and had a tray full of shots. I seriously said, "What the fuck?"

Everyone started yelling and taking shots. High fiving eachother and the DJ started spinning. Yes, a fuckin DJ.

I asked my brother: "How do you guys get work done?" After all, these are big financial deals with some of the biggest companies in the world. He responded: "These deals basically work themselves out."

Then the boss came out and I thought he would be pissed. But he yelled, "Everyone on this side of the room is going to the Carribian this Memorial Day weekend, everyone on that side is going to the Virgin Islands."

Everyone cheered and started partying. I sat there is shock at how credited these people's lives are. One dude standing at 6'4 claimed that he banged my GF while they were in college (pump and dumped). Anotehr said, "Hey [HBS bro], your little bro's GF is hot, bring her around next time." My bro tried to calm them down and told them to cool it--he's a pretty 180 guy.

Then as everyone was getting ready to leave work, the boss called my bros name. He then tossed him the keys to a brand new 2012 m class. Jesus christ these guys have the credited life. LOL at our "profession."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#20775900)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 11:32 AM
Author: dashing range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#21932115)



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Date: December 20th, 2014 11:46 AM
Author: Mewling costumed step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#26967880)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 2:44 PM
Author: Khaki hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#20775908)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 2:44 PM
Author: mahogany marvelous temple



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Date: May 27th, 2012 2:46 PM
Author: supple balding native lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#20775920)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 2:47 PM
Author: Bistre shivering wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#20775923)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 6:39 PM
Author: dashing range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#20777231)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:21 PM
Author: dashing range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#20778032)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:24 PM
Author: green sweet tailpipe garrison

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#20778044)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:32 PM
Author: dashing range

explain please.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#20778089)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:34 PM
Author: green sweet tailpipe garrison

you need to write a book or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#20778098)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:34 PM
Author: dashing range

I got a book deal already: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956468&mc=21&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#20778108)



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Date: May 31st, 2012 11:52 PM
Author: dashing range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#20803298)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 6:28 PM
Author: dashing range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#20992004)



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Date: October 21st, 2012 4:26 PM
Author: dashing range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#21845690)



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Date: January 31st, 2017 11:17 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#32515133)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:39 PM
Author: mischievous nowag

"I asked my brother: "How do you guys get work done?" After all, these are big financial deals with some of the biggest companies in the world. He responded: "These deals basically work themselves out."

lololol ur such an idiot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#20778134)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 11:08 PM
Author: dashing range

Explain your insult.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#20778620)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 11:08 PM
Author: dashing range

Explain your insult.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#20778621)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 11:13 PM
Author: flirting son of senegal

your life is pathetic. you waste time in posting drivel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#20778641)



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Date: May 28th, 2012 9:37 AM
Author: dashing range

Who the fuck are yo?u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#20780079)



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Date: May 28th, 2012 9:37 AM
Author: dashing range

Who the fuck are yo?u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#20780080)



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Date: January 10th, 2013 4:07 PM
Author: Infuriating Spot



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Date: January 10th, 2013 4:07 PM
Author: Infuriating Spot



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Date: June 25th, 2014 7:02 PM
Author: Exhilarant purple brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#25818411)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 11:15 PM
Author: Mewling costumed step-uncle's house

180

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Date: May 28th, 2012 10:56 AM
Author: Curious Dull Depressive Site



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Date: May 28th, 2012 9:39 PM
Author: Mewling costumed step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#20782998)



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Date: May 29th, 2012 5:21 PM
Author: dashing range



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Date: May 29th, 2012 5:30 PM
Author: Alcoholic tantric queen of the night

"Everyone started yelling and taking shots. High fiving eachother and the DJ started spinning. Yes, a fuckin DJ. "

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#20788070)



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Date: May 29th, 2012 7:54 PM
Author: dashing range

OHHHH YEEEEEEE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#20788774)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 11:38 PM
Author: razzle elite stage

this one is my favorite image

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#21447691)



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Date: May 29th, 2012 5:32 PM
Author: Amethyst sound barrier

tired flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#20788075)



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Date: May 29th, 2012 6:26 PM
Author: dashing range

(Calls out flame in one of my threads)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#20788336)



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Date: May 30th, 2012 7:33 PM
Author: dashing range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#20794980)



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Date: May 29th, 2012 6:26 PM
Author: dashing range

(Calls out flame in one of my threads)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#20788337)



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Date: May 31st, 2012 10:19 PM
Author: dashing range

Lmao Oh what a poast!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#20802524)



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Date: May 31st, 2012 10:19 PM
Author: dashing range

Lmao Oh what a poast!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#20802525)



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Date: September 12th, 2017 11:29 AM
Author: Brilliant effete degenerate

(jjc)

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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:58 PM
Author: judgmental diverse property liquid oxygen

jfc JJC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#38136985)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 7:34 PM
Author: Cerebral meetinghouse

lol jjc

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Date: May 31st, 2012 10:25 PM
Author: Charismatic orchestra pit chad

i don't get it. nobody else brought their brother?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#20802537)



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Date: May 31st, 2012 10:37 PM
Author: fragrant sepia tanning salon

thank you bro, your the only funny poaster on here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#20802605)



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Date: May 31st, 2012 11:56 PM
Author: Adventurous Foreskin Haunted Graveyard

There were also a lot of electronics, etc. (like xobox 360's, and Ipads).

LOL, just LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#20803338)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:58 PM
Author: judgmental diverse property liquid oxygen



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Date: May 31st, 2012 11:58 PM
Author: galvanic obsidian kitty casino

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Date: June 1st, 2012 12:01 AM
Author: Azure jap shrine

I laughed heartily, brother.

180

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Date: June 1st, 2012 12:07 AM
Author: odious crackhouse

I spit out my night casein shake

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Date: June 1st, 2012 12:53 AM
Author: Irate lavender hissy fit



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Date: June 1st, 2012 6:06 AM
Author: Aqua Heaven

Eh, I think LSO was better

http://www.leveragedsellout.com/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#20804490)



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Date: June 1st, 2012 9:18 PM
Author: dashing range

Huh wat that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#20808950)



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Date: June 1st, 2012 9:18 PM
Author: dashing range

Huh wat that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#20808951)



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Date: June 6th, 2012 7:21 PM
Author: dashing range

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#20838898)



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Date: June 23rd, 2012 1:02 AM
Author: dashing range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#20939897)



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Date: June 24th, 2012 8:09 PM
Author: heady school cafeteria mexican

This seems 100% true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#20950819)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 7:35 PM
Author: Gold Soul-stirring Coldplay Fan Fortuitous Meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#38137147)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:56 PM
Author: Doobsian shaky police squad

This one made me incoherent for a full 10 seconds.

I thought the farm was the best. My wife liked the failure to prepare for trial thread.

But this one... This one is special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#21245378)



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Date: September 12th, 2012 4:49 PM
Author: Rusted appetizing mad-dog skullcap resort

what's the farm one?

yeah this is 180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#21562583)



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Date: September 12th, 2012 4:56 PM
Author: Concupiscible Messiness

About to bump it, hold on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#21562627)



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Date: August 7th, 2012 10:37 PM
Author: Mewling costumed step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#21284784)



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Date: September 3rd, 2012 5:27 PM
Author: bright area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#21487674)



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Date: September 7th, 2012 12:24 PM
Author: Honey-headed overrated patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#21520331)



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Date: September 7th, 2012 12:28 PM
Author: Sticky primrose lodge cuck

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#21520362)



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Date: September 7th, 2012 12:30 PM
Author: Iridescent misunderstood rigpig mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#21520370)



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Date: September 7th, 2012 12:30 PM
Author: Wonderful lime pozpig

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#21520372)



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Date: September 12th, 2012 9:33 AM
Author: Concupiscible Messiness

I think this ones my favorite.

All of them tapping the sign over the door on their way in, and Johnsmeyer jumping up to do it too is great.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#21559830)



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Date: November 14th, 2016 8:53 PM
Author: Brilliant effete degenerate



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Date: September 16th, 2012 10:48 PM
Author: razzle elite stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#21596768)



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Date: September 20th, 2012 9:44 AM
Author: contagious umber library new version

Still great

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#21619970)



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Date: October 21st, 2012 4:31 PM
Author: mind-boggling charcoal menage

had never seen this before, 180 billion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#21845716)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 11:41 AM
Author: Arousing Market

I love these true life tales. Oh by the way here's a twist: the DJ was Albert Einstein.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#21932176)



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Date: November 19th, 2012 11:43 PM
Author: Mewling costumed step-uncle's house

epic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#22079798)



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Date: January 8th, 2013 11:01 AM
Author: Concupiscible Messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#22392527)



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Date: January 10th, 2013 4:05 PM
Author: dark office corn cake

the virgin islands are in the carribean

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#22407665)



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Date: January 10th, 2013 4:30 PM
Author: dashing range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#22407858)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 7:12 PM
Author: Turquoise frozen point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#25818465)



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Date: January 20th, 2013 9:02 PM
Author: Mewling costumed step-uncle's house

Everyone cheered and started partying. I sat there is shock at how credited these people's lives are. One dude standing at 6'4 claimed that he banged my GF while they were in college (pump and dumped).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#22471379)



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Date: August 29th, 2013 5:32 PM
Author: dashing range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#23958100)



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Date: November 14th, 2013 10:08 PM
Author: dashing range



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Date: September 2nd, 2013 3:59 PM
Author: underhanded center ladyboy

laugh at something new each time I read this. this time it was "xobox"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#23980876)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 7:00 PM
Author: red ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#25818393)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 7:02 PM
Author: Exhilarant purple brunch

wait, is this supposed to be funny?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#25818408)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 7:08 PM
Author: vivacious painfully honest juggernaut

this was probably the hardest i've laughed at any xo post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#25818447)



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Date: October 7th, 2014 12:01 PM
Author: dashing range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#26472434)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 9:45 PM
Author: Mewling costumed step-uncle's house

18000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#26698491)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 9:48 PM
Author: Grizzly ticket booth

probably my favorite Johnsmeyer poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#26698538)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 9:51 PM
Author: Massive Vibrant Church Building Really Tough Guy

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#26698563)



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Date: December 8th, 2014 9:30 PM
Author: Wine water buffalo half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#26889370)



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Date: October 25th, 2015 12:03 AM
Author: Motley Theatre Mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#29037797)



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Date: October 25th, 2015 12:07 AM
Author: thirsty awkward stain state

FLAME!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#29037814)



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Date: October 25th, 2015 12:10 AM
Author: Motley Theatre Mother

no johnsm's bro sounds 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#29037830)



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Date: October 25th, 2015 12:11 AM
Author: Duck-like community account stead

hall-of-fame post right here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#29037831)



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Date: February 5th, 2016 12:23 PM
Author: Mewling costumed step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#29758047)



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Date: February 5th, 2016 12:26 PM
Author: Snowy kitchen

GOAT Johnsmeyer thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#29758070)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 4:21 PM
Author: buff slimy toaster



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Date: April 4th, 2016 5:50 PM
Author: contagious umber library new version

I find it weird that so many of the classic threads have so few bumps, relatively speaking

I mean this is a no doubt classic and it's taken 3.5 years to get 90 poasts. Meanwhile a poast about waffers will hit 90 in weeks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#30201192)



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Date: December 16th, 2016 9:56 AM
Author: Mewling costumed step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#32154894)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:59 PM
Author: judgmental diverse property liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#38136990)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 6:00 PM
Author: Soggy ceo round eye

Xo HOF poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#30201256)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 6:18 PM
Author: multi-colored persian milk



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Date: April 19th, 2016 8:28 PM
Author: maroon theater hominid



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Date: March 31st, 2017 11:56 AM
Author: Sexy excitant set



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Date: September 12th, 2017 10:50 AM
Author: Sexy excitant set



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Date: September 12th, 2017 10:57 AM
Author: Mewling costumed step-uncle's house

18000000000000000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#34192004)



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Date: September 12th, 2017 11:31 AM
Author: Walnut sex offender

RIP Johnsmeyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#34192212)



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Date: September 12th, 2017 1:18 PM
Author: talented stag film multi-billionaire



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Date: February 16th, 2018 8:48 AM
Author: Sexy excitant set



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Date: May 13th, 2018 5:06 AM
Author: buff slimy toaster



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Date: June 19th, 2018 2:11 PM
Author: Walnut sex offender



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Date: August 11th, 2018 11:01 AM
Author: Sexy excitant set



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Date: August 11th, 2018 11:23 AM
Author: comical lemon affirmative action legal warrant

JJJohnsmeyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#36598037)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:49 PM
Author: Sexy excitant set



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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:52 PM
Author: Hairraiser opaque location candlestick maker



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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:55 PM
Author: judgmental diverse property liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#38136976)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 7:32 PM
Author: Orange vigorous address

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#38137132)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 7:34 PM
Author: Smoky Hateful Jewess Regret



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Date: April 25th, 2019 11:45 AM
Author: Smoky Hateful Jewess Regret



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Date: May 3rd, 2019 7:56 AM
Author: Smoky Hateful Jewess Regret



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Date: June 4th, 2019 10:27 AM
Author: Sexy excitant set



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Date: June 4th, 2019 10:41 AM
Author: Electric dragon home



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Date: January 4th, 2020 12:21 AM
Author: Passionate death wish sneaky criminal



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Date: February 10th, 2020 10:17 PM
Author: Black Floppy Gunner Faggotry



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Date: February 17th, 2020 10:41 PM
Author: Black Floppy Gunner Faggotry



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Date: February 18th, 2020 11:41 PM
Author: beady-eyed feces indian lodge



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Date: February 18th, 2020 11:55 PM
Author: Gold Soul-stirring Coldplay Fan Fortuitous Meteor



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Date: February 19th, 2020 12:02 AM
Author: razzmatazz nofapping pisswyrm locus



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Author: Wine water buffalo half-breed



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Date: January 29th, 2021 10:13 AM
Author: Sexy excitant set



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Author: confused spectacular wagecucks school



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Author: razzle elite stage



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Author: confused spectacular wagecucks school



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Author: aphrodisiac geriatric personal credit line



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Date: October 30th, 2022 7:03 PM
Author: adulterous offensive base faggot firefighter



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Author: Sexy excitant set



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Date: May 29th, 2023 5:21 PM
Author: puce racy weed whacker boltzmann

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#46368519)



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Date: May 29th, 2023 5:25 PM
Author: Histrionic rehab



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Author: confused spectacular wagecucks school



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Date: June 19th, 2026 9:35 AM
Author: the discombobulator

But he yelled, "Everyone on this side of the room is going to the Carribian this Memorial Day weekend, everyone on that side is going to the Virgin Islands."

Everyone cheered and started partying.

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Date: June 19th, 2026 10:18 AM
Author: gay of hormuz

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Date: June 19th, 2026 10:28 AM
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Date: June 19th, 2026 11:14 AM
Author: .,.....,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,..;,..,


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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#49948355)