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DOJ files masterful brief in the WH ballroom case

https://www.washingtonpost.com/documents/f5026f84-4df5-4fd9-...
primrose irradiated whorehouse
  04/28/26
institutional collapse
Flickering personal credit line friendly grandma
  04/28/26
Only retarded jewish blackpillers care about Trump, ballroom...
Coiffed Spot Dog Poop
  04/28/26
(totally based 1488 white jacked bro who doesn't "care ...
primrose irradiated whorehouse
  04/29/26
This can't be real
Blathering Provocative Patrolman
  04/28/26
Trump wrote that
Free-loading famous landscape painting stage
  04/28/26
...
Adulterous karate laser beams
  04/29/26
...
High-end Pale University
  04/29/26
Seems so
Silver infuriating rehab goal in life
  04/30/26
...
Vermilion floppy trailer park messiness
  04/30/26
Dictated but not read. DJT
Dun principal's office keepsake machete
  05/06/26
...
khaki bateful sound barrier
  05/06/26
it's mind numbing how any of you fags ever read this shit. i...
Multi-colored chrome immigrant sneaky criminal
  04/28/26
a couple of the brightest lawyers i know are working for tru...
shimmering titillating nursing home clown
  04/28/26
Do you know lots of retarded lawyers?
khaki bateful sound barrier
  05/06/26
is this some lib deep stater trying to throw the case?
Peach Stage Voyeur
  04/28/26
What the fuck lmao. Idiocracy
High-end Pale University
  04/29/26
Only the BEST!
Adulterous karate laser beams
  04/29/26
You just noticed?
Silver infuriating rehab goal in life
  04/30/26
Nah, but it gets more striking every day.
High-end Pale University
  04/30/26
The ballroom has electrolytes
marvelous meetinghouse
  04/29/26
Brondo the ThirstMauler Balcony
Adulterous karate laser beams
  05/07/26
the brief is riddled with random Capitalized Words like a tr...
primrose irradiated whorehouse
  04/29/26
And then the occasional ALL CAPS killed me
High-end Pale University
  04/29/26
where are the handclap emojis
Bronze Public Bath
  04/29/26
All periods should be replaced with exclamations, to mock Le...
Jade crackhouse tank
  04/29/26
This is truly, truly bonkers
marvelous meetinghouse
  04/29/26
Alpha.
Disrespectful translucent temple
  04/29/26
Is this real?
azure vivacious jewess
  04/30/26
No we are in a simulation, and it’s a cartoon
Silver infuriating rehab goal in life
  04/30/26
suddenly one shiavo level democrat makes a gay republican ch...
carnelian vigorous useless brakes sandwich
  04/30/26
U drunk?
Silver infuriating rehab goal in life
  04/30/26
no drunker than hegseth probably is rn
carnelian vigorous useless brakes sandwich
  04/30/26
JFC- hope your parole officer doesn't catch you stumbling ab...
Adulterous karate laser beams
  04/30/26
Trump ordering DoJ to let Tiffany ghostwrite the brief
Vermilion floppy trailer park messiness
  04/30/26
...
Vermilion floppy trailer park messiness
  04/30/26
I still can’t believe this is real
marvelous meetinghouse
  04/30/26
“The National Trust for Historic Preservation” i...
primrose irradiated whorehouse
  05/02/26
"The attack confirms that this Court’s injunction...
primrose irradiated whorehouse
  05/02/26
Majestic
marvelous meetinghouse
  05/02/26
“ChatGPT, write it as if Donald Trump wrote it” ...
Silver infuriating rehab goal in life
  05/03/26
Honestly that was my first thought
High-end Pale University
  05/04/26
This is still so funny
High-end Pale University
  05/04/26
i thought it was fake at first. how tf does a licensed atty ...
primrose irradiated whorehouse
  05/04/26
Venn Diagram of Trump’s DOJ, unethical lawyers, and st...
marvelous meetinghouse
  05/04/26
The judiciary is seeing it everywhere
Flickering personal credit line friendly grandma
  05/04/26
I printed out a copy and am considering hanging it in my off...
marvelous meetinghouse
  05/04/26
Lmfao do it
High-end Pale University
  05/04/26
What you're really just seeing is institutional collapse. No...
Flickering personal credit line friendly grandma
  05/04/26
...
High-end Pale University
  05/06/26
“The National Trust for Historic Preservation” i...
High-end Pale University
  05/06/26
...
Disrespectful translucent temple
  05/06/26
Looks like some of the shit you wrote, bud, no offense.
khaki bateful sound barrier
  05/06/26
^^the author
marvelous meetinghouse
  05/06/26
...
khaki bateful sound barrier
  05/07/26
I might get a client out of this not flame. She's worried th...
Flickering personal credit line friendly grandma
  05/06/26
It’s a motion that has no chance of succeeding. Might ...
Wine Depressive
  05/07/26


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Date: April 28th, 2026 10:24 PM
Author: primrose irradiated whorehouse

https://www.washingtonpost.com/documents/f5026f84-4df5-4fd9-a6d1-08576890ad57.pdf?itid=lk_inline_manual_2

Surprised at the stellar writing here. The prose practically sings. Didn’t expect that given that Trump has hired a bunch of hacks. Credit where it’s due.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49850100)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 10:25 PM
Author: Flickering personal credit line friendly grandma

institutional collapse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49850104)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 10:28 PM
Author: Coiffed Spot Dog Poop

Only retarded jewish blackpillers care about Trump, ballrooms or "Israel"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49850111)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:59 AM
Author: primrose irradiated whorehouse

(totally based 1488 white jacked bro who doesn't "care about desert people, why is everyone talking about jews and jewish power")

it's 180 how fast things are changing for you people. just a year ago, your above poast wouldn't have given away that you're an undercover jew. but now it's clear in two seconds. keep it up tho, it's hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49850612)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 10:47 PM
Author: Blathering Provocative Patrolman

This can't be real

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49850134)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 10:49 PM
Author: Free-loading famous landscape painting stage

Trump wrote that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49850139)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:17 AM
Author: Adulterous karate laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49850563)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 7:58 PM
Author: High-end Pale University



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49852726)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 12:17 AM
Author: Silver infuriating rehab goal in life

Seems so

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49853207)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 6:42 AM
Author: Vermilion floppy trailer park messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49853516)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 9:55 PM
Author: Dun principal's office keepsake machete

Dictated but not read. DJT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49871175)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 10:11 PM
Author: khaki bateful sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49871216)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 10:50 PM
Author: Multi-colored chrome immigrant sneaky criminal

it's mind numbing how any of you fags ever read this shit. it's fucking double spaced like a college kid trying to make his term paper 5 full pages

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49850144)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 10:58 PM
Author: shimmering titillating nursing home clown

a couple of the brightest lawyers i know are working for trump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49850154)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 10:15 PM
Author: khaki bateful sound barrier

Do you know lots of retarded lawyers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49871235)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 11:14 PM
Author: Peach Stage Voyeur

is this some lib deep stater trying to throw the case?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49850178)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:10 AM
Author: High-end Pale University

What the fuck lmao. Idiocracy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49850586)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:24 AM
Author: Adulterous karate laser beams

Only the BEST!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49850592)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 12:23 AM
Author: Silver infuriating rehab goal in life

You just noticed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49853211)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 3:47 PM
Author: High-end Pale University

Nah, but it gets more striking every day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49854800)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:42 AM
Author: marvelous meetinghouse

The ballroom has electrolytes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49850603)



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Date: May 7th, 2026 6:05 AM
Author: Adulterous karate laser beams

Brondo the ThirstMauler Balcony

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49871593)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 7:00 AM
Author: primrose irradiated whorehouse

the brief is riddled with random Capitalized Words like a trump truth social poast. this thing is 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49850613)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 8:01 PM
Author: High-end Pale University

And then the occasional ALL CAPS killed me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49852736)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 8:01 PM
Author: Bronze Public Bath

where are the handclap emojis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49852735)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 8:04 PM
Author: Jade crackhouse tank

All periods should be replaced with exclamations, to mock Leon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49852744)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 9:44 PM
Author: marvelous meetinghouse

This is truly, truly bonkers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49852899)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 10:07 PM
Author: Disrespectful translucent temple

Alpha.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49852938)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 12:04 AM
Author: azure vivacious jewess

Is this real?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49853187)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 12:19 AM
Author: Silver infuriating rehab goal in life

No we are in a simulation, and it’s a cartoon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49853208)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 12:37 AM
Author: carnelian vigorous useless brakes sandwich

suddenly one shiavo level democrat makes a gay republican chorus a "gay bipartisan chorus"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49853234)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 12:43 AM
Author: Silver infuriating rehab goal in life

U drunk?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49853250)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:02 AM
Author: carnelian vigorous useless brakes sandwich

no drunker than hegseth probably is rn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49853271)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 6:28 AM
Author: Adulterous karate laser beams

JFC- hope your parole officer doesn't catch you stumbling about like this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49853502)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 6:44 AM
Author: Vermilion floppy trailer park messiness

Trump ordering DoJ to let Tiffany ghostwrite the brief

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49853519)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 8:34 AM
Author: Vermilion floppy trailer park messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49853641)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 3:37 PM
Author: marvelous meetinghouse

I still can’t believe this is real

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49854776)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 9:41 AM
Author: primrose irradiated whorehouse

“The National Trust for Historic Preservation” is a beautiful name, but even their name is FAKE because when they add the words “in the United States” to the National Trust for Historic Preservation, it makes it sound like a Governmental Agency, which it is not. In fact, the United States refused to continue funding it in 2005 because they strongly disagreed with their mission and objectives. They are very bad for our Country. They stop many projects that are worthy, and hurt many others. In this case, they are trying to stop one that is vital to our National Security, and

the Safety of all Presidents of the United States, both current and future, their families, staff, and Cabinet members. They were asked by the United States Military not to bring this suit because of the Top Secret nature of the important facility being built. They were shown detailed plans and specifications of this knitted, unified, and cohesive structure by Top Officers and Leaders in both

the Military and Secret Service. But this did not deter them because they suffer from Trump Derangement Syndrome, commonly referred to as TDS, as noted by Democrat Senator John

Fetterman, of Pennsylvania, and are represented by the lawyer for Barack Hussein Obama, Gregory Craig.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49859226)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 9:43 AM
Author: primrose irradiated whorehouse

"The attack confirms that this Court’s injunction is intolerable and unsustainable as a matter of equity and Law."

Why is "law" capitalized but equity is not? it must be because the brief has been filed in a Court of Law

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49859230)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 9:56 AM
Author: marvelous meetinghouse

Majestic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49859259)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: Silver infuriating rehab goal in life

“ChatGPT, write it as if Donald Trump wrote it”

*rubs hands and cackles*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49861609)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 5:11 PM
Author: High-end Pale University

Honestly that was my first thought

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49864723)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 5:11 PM
Author: High-end Pale University

This is still so funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49864720)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 5:13 PM
Author: primrose irradiated whorehouse

i thought it was fake at first. how tf does a licensed atty sign their name to this? lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49864730)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 5:17 PM
Author: marvelous meetinghouse

Venn Diagram of Trump’s DOJ, unethical lawyers, and stupid lawyers doing work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49864748)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 6:49 PM
Author: Flickering personal credit line friendly grandma

The judiciary is seeing it everywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49865005)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 5:18 PM
Author: marvelous meetinghouse

I printed out a copy and am considering hanging it in my office to remind myself exactly how dumb this era was.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49864751)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 5:32 PM
Author: High-end Pale University

Lmfao do it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49864779)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 6:50 PM
Author: Flickering personal credit line friendly grandma

What you're really just seeing is institutional collapse. No self respecting lawyer ever reported to Pam Bondi and none will report to Blanche. Sessions was ex-AUSA who kept it professional, and Barr was an evil genius

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49865008)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 5:14 PM
Author: High-end Pale University



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49870391)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 5:13 PM
Author: High-end Pale University

“The National Trust for Historic Preservation” is a beautiful name, but even their name is FAKE because when they add the words “in the United States” to the National Trust for Historic Preservation, it makes it sound like a Governmental Agency, which it is not. In fact, the United States refused to continue funding it in 2005 because they strongly disagreed with their mission and objectives. They are very bad for our Country. They stop many projects that are worthy, and hurt many others. In this case, they are trying to stop one that is vital to our National Security, and the Safety of all Presidents of the United States, both current and future, their families, staff, and Cabinet members. They were asked by the United States Military not to bring this suit because of the Top Secret nature of the important facility being built. They were shown detailed plans and specifications of this knitted, unified, and cohesive structure by Top Officers and Leaders in both the Military and Secret Service. But this did not deter them because they suffer from Trump Derangement Syndrome, commonly referred to as TDS, as noted by Democrat Senator John Fetterman, of Pennsylvania, and are represented by the lawyer for Barack Hussein Obama, Gregory Craig. The lower section of the building does not work without the upper section and, likewise, the upper section of the building does not work without the lower. It is all one highly integrated unit! As an example, one venting system, one electrical system, one plumbing system, one security system, one air conditioning and heating system, one elevator connector and, very importantly, one structural steel and enforced concrete system — and more. Even the bullet proof windows and glass, and the heavy steel, drone proof roof, protect what is below. With such a facility, it would have been impossible for an attack like that which took place last Saturday evening in D.C. when an attempted assassin, armed with a shotgun, pistol, and knives, charged through a security checkpoint at the Washington Hilton in an attempt to assassinate President Donald J. Trump, First Lady Melania Trump, and members of the President’s Cabinet and senior staff, during the White House Correspondents’ Dinner. The Secret Service fortunately neutralized the assassin before he could reach the ballroom. However, Saturday’s narrow miss—which marks the third assassination attempt on President Trump since 2024—confirms what should have already been obvious: Presidents need a secure space for large events, that currently does not exist in Washington, D.C., and this Court’s injunction stalling this Project cannot defensibly continue, for the sake of the safety of President Trump, future Presidents, and their families, Cabinets, and staff. Defendants thus request that this Court issue an indicative ruling under Rule 62.1 that it will dissolve its injunction. Three assassination attempts—including the attempt in Butler, Pennsylvania, where an assassin’s bullet hit the President’s ear—is enough. There is absolutely no argument that a woman walking her dog in the vicinity of the White House has STANDING to stop such a desperately needed structure for the people of the United States of America, as it will provide Presidents, current and future, a secure space to do their jobs.Cabinet and senior staff, during the White House Correspondents’ Dinner. The Secret Service fortunately neutralized the assassin before he could reach the ballroom. However, Saturday’s narrow miss—which marks the third assassination attempt on President Trump since 2024—confirms what should have already been obvious: Presidents need a secure space for large events, that currently does not exist in Washington, D.C., and this Court’s injunction stalling this Project cannot defensibly continue, for the sake of the safety of President Trump, future Presidents, and their families, Cabinets, and staff. Defendants thus request that this Court issue an indicative ruling under Rule 62.1 that it will dissolve its injunction. Three assassination attempts—including the attempt in Butler, Pennsylvania, where an assassin’s bullet hit the President’s ear—is enough. There is absolutely no argument that a woman walking her dog in the vicinity of the White House has STANDING to stop such a desperately needed structure for the people of the United States of America, as it will provide Presidents, current and future, a secure space to do their jobs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49870387)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 8:41 PM
Author: Disrespectful translucent temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49870939)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 10:14 PM
Author: khaki bateful sound barrier

Looks like some of the shit you wrote, bud, no offense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49871228)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 11:44 PM
Author: marvelous meetinghouse

^^the author

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49871418)



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Date: May 7th, 2026 12:18 AM
Author: khaki bateful sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49871456)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 11:58 PM
Author: Flickering personal credit line friendly grandma

I might get a client out of this not flame. She's worried the Government has some devious plot afoot and I'm like "bitch this is what the lawyers at DOJ are putting out, I think I got this."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49871428)



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Date: May 7th, 2026 12:12 AM
Author: Wine Depressive

It’s a motion that has no chance of succeeding. Might as well make it a Trump tweet. You can show the president the brief and he’ll finally feel like his lawyers are listening to him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49871448)