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Just saw some dude in another apartment jerking off

Was brushing my teeth and saw a light on in another apartmen...
Bat-shit-crazy boiling water
  03/14/20
"Just watched some dude in another apartment jerking of...
irate drab pit cumskin
  03/14/20
Go over and help him finish.
Puce dog poop telephone
  03/14/20
He's obliged to
odious property pocket flask
  03/14/20
cr. bro code.
Saffron beady-eyed gaping
  03/14/20
Apartments are prole.
black pisswyrm
  03/14/20
These are condos with a rental limit
Bat-shit-crazy boiling water
  03/14/20
*MFH posters furious*
supple scourge upon the earth
  03/14/20
upset
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  03/14/20
Twist: he can't get off without an audience
aromatic reading party
  03/14/20
Watching other guys jerk off is hilarious lmao
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This time it was. Whole thing took place over the course of...
Bat-shit-crazy boiling water
  03/14/20
Did you cum
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  03/14/20
Would you mind giving me some privacy next time?
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seriously breach of etiquette on his part to not at least SP...
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he did the right thing. pretty gay of the other guy to close...
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I was trying to figure out what the hell was going on
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Damn
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im the biggest idiot if I fucked this up
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If she can't take you at your worst
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As the dude was closing the blinds did you see her enter the...
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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:24 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy boiling water

Was brushing my teeth and saw a light on in another apartment as I stood on my patio. Saw what looked like the back of a computer screen by the window and something weirdly making motion under it. Like shaking. Couldn’t tell what it was. 10 seconds later the guy shifted in his seat and sure enough he was jerking off, I had seen his leg shaking. At that moment he looked up out of his window and must have seen me standing there, because he immediately reached over and shut his blinds.

Fucking hilarious and I can’t call anyone to tell them about it right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39761595)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:13 AM
Author: irate drab pit cumskin

"Just watched some dude in another apartment jerking off"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39762822)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:30 AM
Author: Puce dog poop telephone

Go over and help him finish.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39761623)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:32 AM
Author: odious property pocket flask

He's obliged to

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39761632)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:16 AM
Author: Saffron beady-eyed gaping

cr. bro code.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39762852)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:33 AM
Author: black pisswyrm

Apartments are prole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39761641)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:57 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy boiling water

These are condos with a rental limit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39762489)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:10 PM
Author: supple scourge upon the earth

*MFH posters furious*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39763185)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:42 PM
Author: Puce dog poop telephone

upset

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39763589)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:41 AM
Author: aromatic reading party

Twist: he can't get off without an audience

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39761676)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:43 AM
Author: marvelous box office community account

Watching other guys jerk off is hilarious lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39761684)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:58 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy boiling water

This time it was. Whole thing took place over the course of 15 seconds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39762490)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:47 AM
Author: Razzle bonkers yarmulke

Did you cum

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39761685)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:48 AM
Author: 180 federal sex offender

Would you mind giving me some privacy next time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39761687)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 3:43 PM
Author: Big-titted Goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39764341)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 3:11 AM
Author: Bisexual Talented Mexican

seriously breach of etiquette on his part to not at least SPRAY in your general direction

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39761794)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 7:28 AM
Author: dun kink-friendly center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39762077)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:10 AM
Author: twisted clown temple

Totally normal that you stared at this guy for at least 20 seconds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39762535)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:15 AM
Author: cowardly ruby stage

he did the right thing. pretty gay of the other guy to close the blinds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39762551)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:29 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy boiling water

I was trying to figure out what the hell was going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39762620)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:18 AM
Author: Self-centered pearl queen of the night immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39762564)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:18 AM
Author: Titillating godawful quadroon jewess

Lol

Doodikoff totally chill just watching another man beat off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39762567)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:38 AM
Author: Galvanic apoplectic stead knife

(faggot)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39762670)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:48 AM
Author: Duck-like orchid hairy legs plaza

(Faggot)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39762725)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:09 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy boiling water

ALSO - I had an amazing second date last night. Better than I've had in years. She even mentioned that we seemed like soul mates during the date, and we kissed. Cool as fuck girl, very good looking.

I was drunk when I saw this jerk off episode, just gotten home from a great date and was brushing my teeth when I saw this happen. I stupidly sent her a text that I just caught a guy jerking off and that he had hilariously shut the blinds immediately.

No response. Not last night. Or today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39762794)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:12 AM
Author: Contagious Mad-dog Skullcap

Damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39762812)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:12 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy boiling water

im the biggest idiot if I fucked this up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39762816)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:14 PM
Author: Titillating godawful quadroon jewess

If she can't take you at your worst

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39763442)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:13 AM
Author: Lemon market

rut roh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39762820)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:14 AM
Author: zippy wonderful affirmative action field

As the dude was closing the blinds did you see her enter the room?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39762830)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:14 AM
Author: Galvanic apoplectic stead knife

lmao so you gave up a great girl so you could see a guy jerk off for 20 seconds?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39762832)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:16 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy boiling water

i shouldn't have texted that. I was laughing my ass off and thought it was funny, but it appears I could have fucked this up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39762846)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:14 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac purple stag film ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39762835)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 6:12 PM
Author: Transparent Swashbuckling Institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39765473)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:15 AM
Author: dashing heaven

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39762838)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:18 AM
Author: Lake Floppy Parlour Voyeur

rofl this could easily happen to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39762856)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:20 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy boiling water

she was really cool and chill and we had joked about a few dirty things over the night, thought she would at least be like "oh my that's terrible/hilarious" or something.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39762868)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:21 AM
Author: Lake Floppy Parlour Voyeur

can’t stop laughing. i’m sure it’s fine. lmao dat fear tho.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39762876)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:23 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy boiling water

i have dat fear STRONG

She was seriously fucking awesome and cool as shit and hot. I can't believe this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39762891)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:28 AM
Author: Hot famous landscape painting windowlicker

amazing follow up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39762930)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:18 PM
Author: snowy psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39766981)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 1:41 AM
Author: Lake Floppy Parlour Voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39767803)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:10 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Home

if she didn't see the humor and LOL/180 your text you weren't soul mates in the first place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39763183)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:01 PM
Author: twisted clown temple

Your soulmate watching another man jackoff until the guy closes the blinds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39763349)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:10 PM
Author: Saffron beady-eyed gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39763410)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:38 PM
Author: Hot famous landscape painting windowlicker

After a first date

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39763564)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:41 PM
Author: buck-toothed theatre organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39763583)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 3:39 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy boiling water

Painful yet true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39764321)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:38 PM
Author: twisted clown temple

Count to twenty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39766714)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 3:49 PM
Author: charcoal big resort



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:21 PM
Author: Mahogany laughsome really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39765121)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:23 PM
Author: marvelous box office community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39765145)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 6:11 PM
Author: Transparent Swashbuckling Institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39765467)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:06 PM
Author: fragrant bipolar house coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39766473)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:35 PM
Author: Bisexual Talented Mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39766681)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:36 PM
Author: Sooty Codepig Dopamine

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39766689)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:32 AM
Author: Passionate partner kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39767986)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:08 PM
Author: Milky locus selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39770791)



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Date: March 5th, 2023 12:15 PM
Author: arousing nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#46012697)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: lfo

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#49346694)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:51 PM
Author: twisted clown temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39763308)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:13 PM
Author: Crystalline ticket booth mad cow disease

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39763431)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:30 PM
Author: Vivacious Effete Meetinghouse Legal Warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39763524)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:42 PM
Author: rambunctious athletic conference business firm

Best 1-2 punch thread in a long while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39763591)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:18 PM
Author: snowy psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39766984)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:15 PM
Author: Glittery potus private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39765071)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:16 PM
Author: marvelous box office community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39765078)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:22 PM
Author: Diverse bawdyhouse

lol dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39765134)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:18 PM
Author: Bisexual Talented Mexican

still IRL loling every few minutes thinking about this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39766982)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 1:42 AM
Author: Lake Floppy Parlour Voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39767805)



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Date: April 22nd, 2020 4:20 PM
Author: twisted clown temple

a month later and i lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#40071157)



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Date: September 1st, 2022 6:01 PM
Author: comical balding set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#45105858)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:19 PM
Author: snowy psychic

So I didn't have high hopes for this thread at all but you exceeded all expectations. Well done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39766987)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:32 AM
Author: Passionate partner kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39767985)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:58 AM
Author: thriller filthy sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39768247)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:08 PM
Author: Milky locus selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39770787)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:07 PM
Author: Razzmatazz flickering state

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39771202)



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Date: September 1st, 2022 5:57 PM
Author: chest-beating primrose jew giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#45105822)



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Date: November 30th, 2022 2:04 AM
Author: coiffed doctorate university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#45562400)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:14 AM
Author: Appetizing white persian school cafeteria

why were you brushing your teeth on your patio

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39762826)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:16 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy boiling water

it was a beautiful night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39762848)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:08 PM
Author: comical balding set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39763169)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:20 AM
Author: Mahogany laughsome really tough guy

doodikoff is a dumb homo, news at 11

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39762873)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:29 AM
Author: Saffron beady-eyed gaping

this is a good thread. he's a content creator.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39762942)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:08 PM
Author: Mahogany laughsome really tough guy

that may be true, but he's still a dimwitted homosexual

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39763395)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:07 PM
Author: Honey-headed Exciting Internal Respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39763160)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:09 PM
Author: hairraiser copper den

go knock on his door and offer him your boihole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39763176)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:13 PM
Author: charismatic flesh forum

Then let ur soulmate know

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39763433)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 4:58 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39764934)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 1:44 AM
Author: Scarlet locale

burst out laughing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39767811)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:28 AM
Author: at-the-ready lime site hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39767973)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:29 PM
Author: Judgmental Newt Degenerate

Did you have to pay extra for that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39763239)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:14 PM
Author: cracking skinny woman

this is literally the best pr0n a straight guy could ever as for

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39763439)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:30 PM
Author: Vivacious Effete Meetinghouse Legal Warrant

what a beta faggot. he should have held his ground and proudly beat that fuck stick

this is basically mfh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39763522)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 6:12 PM
Author: Transparent Swashbuckling Institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39765476)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:04 PM
Author: Crawly cerebral abode

"you guys aren't going to believe this, I caught my faggot neighbor watching me beat off"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39764975)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:16 PM
Author: marvelous box office community account

still nothing from her? shes probably busy in her group chat with her friends laughing @ u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39765084)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 6:00 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy boiling water

Nothing.

Fucking epic self own. She was awesome. And she legit liked me it seemed.

I want to walk down to the guys apartment and go kick his ass for putting me in that situation to cause me to text her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39765412)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 6:03 PM
Author: motley buff lettuce headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39765431)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 6:13 PM
Author: Transparent Swashbuckling Institution

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39765479)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:04 PM
Author: marvelous box office community account

ive had dates like this. just tell yourself that they liked you too much, and were too broken, to let themselves love you

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39766460)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:07 PM
Author: Crystalline ticket booth mad cow disease

send her this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39766477)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:29 PM
Author: Sooty Codepig Dopamine

might wind up with a new soulmate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39766642)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:05 PM
Author: Saffron beady-eyed gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39770751)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:31 AM
Author: adventurous corner

Send her a mea culpa explaining that you were drunk and not thinking properly and you’re shuddering now realizing what a strange, tasteless and weird message that must have seemed like

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39767983)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:55 AM
Author: Bisexual Talented Mexican

fuck that tell her she's a stuck up bimbo and you have a new JO bud so you don't need her anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39768234)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:06 PM
Author: Titillating godawful quadroon jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39771200)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:51 AM
Author: Passionate partner kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39768057)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 8:28 PM
Author: Hyperventilating fishy idea he suggested garrison

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39766222)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:02 PM
Author: Transparent Swashbuckling Institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39766444)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:27 PM
Author: Offensive mood ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39766631)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 1:43 AM
Author: Lake Floppy Parlour Voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39767807)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 1:45 AM
Author: Scarlet locale

cr doodikoff is 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39767813)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:05 PM
Author: Saffron beady-eyed gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39770755)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:08 PM
Author: narrow-minded slimy old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39770795)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:39 PM
Author: snowy psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39771019)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:03 PM
Author: vigorous office roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39766454)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:36 PM
Author: twisted clown temple

Yeah doodikoff is one of my best friends in the whole world but he is NOT interested in my feed back as to why ALL women find him weird and creepy and juvenile after these amazing first dates he keeps having.

Oh well, guess I'm just ignorant and a big hater

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39766691)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:32 AM
Author: adventurous corner

U guys know each other irl?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39767984)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:30 PM
Author: twisted clown temple

Yeah I live across from him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39771444)



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Date: March 18th, 2020 7:49 AM
Author: Hot famous landscape painting windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39796268)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:40 PM
Author: Sooty Codepig Dopamine

doodikoff, which was a more devastating way to lose a potential soulmate: live blogging your homoerotic voyuerism or taking a massive shit in a portopotty in the middle of a hike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39766723)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:24 AM
Author: buck-toothed theatre organic girlfriend

Damn I missed the hike thread. Link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39767957)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:50 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy boiling water

I got damn close to marrying the portapotty hike girl and loved her more than any girl in my entire life so I’ll go with the live blogging voyuerism one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39768055)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:04 AM
Author: adventurous corner

We need to near that story thanks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39768260)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:25 AM
Author: buck-toothed theatre organic girlfriend

I haven’t lol’d this hard at a thread in a while.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39767960)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:39 AM
Author: Scarlet locale

same i was hyperventilating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39768324)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:53 AM
Author: cracking skinny woman

how long does he last?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39768064)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:02 PM
Author: Transparent Swashbuckling Institution

can he host

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39770723)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:47 PM
Author: aromatic reading party

Any word from the girl? Seeing some guy jack off through a window is not really that funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39771059)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:26 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy boiling water

she did respond with a "ha ha that's so funny" short text today, after ignoring me all day yesterday. Hasn't responded to my follow up text in about two hours. I'm afraid that its still donezo and I got pwned.

Every other person I've told this story to laughed their asses off, INCLUDING another girl that I met for a lunch date yesterday. She actually laughed the hardest when I told the story.

And it was funny for three reasons:

1. The speed at which the jerker offer shut his blinds as he looked up at me, and

2. The fact that he saw me as I was just standing in my patio door brushing my teeth, arm was actually raised over my head as I leaned against the door frame, and

3. The fact that I saw no dick, just his hand in his crotch hunched over.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39771395)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:30 PM
Author: Sooty Codepig Dopamine

need to text this entire poast to chick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39771439)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:31 PM
Author: Racy green trailer park rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39771456)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:34 PM
Author: jade ape

So she ignored you for 36 hours then you texted back right away?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39771482)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:38 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy boiling water

I waited a few hours. don't really care at this point, i'm fucked anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39771514)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:43 PM
Author: Sooty Codepig Dopamine

she mightve been busy getting D'ed by some other dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39771557)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:41 PM
Author: Contagious Mad-dog Skullcap

2020 dating hellscape. One wrong move via text and done.

If she doesn't see the humor in it, or won't ask you more if she finds it strange, then she probably isn't nearly as chill as she seemed from your date.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39771533)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:42 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy boiling water

lmao we had even discussed the "2020 dating hellscape" on this date, and she agreed with everything I said

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39771549)



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Date: March 18th, 2020 7:11 AM
Author: concupiscible chocolate brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39796170)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:42 PM
Author: Sooty Codepig Dopamine

yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39771550)



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Date: March 21st, 2020 1:21 AM
Author: at-the-ready lime site hissy fit

Any updates here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39822865)



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Date: May 3rd, 2020 8:32 PM
Author: histrionic rusted friendly grandma menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#40142017)



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Date: February 23rd, 2021 7:28 AM
Author: twisted clown temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#41994452)



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Date: February 23rd, 2021 7:35 AM
Author: Fuchsia cruel-hearted casino nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#41994460)



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Date: February 23rd, 2021 7:40 AM
Author: hairraiser copper den

these same 2 dudes has this same "accidental" voyeur episode several times a week...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#41994469)



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Date: September 1st, 2022 6:00 PM
Author: pink weed whacker

Thought this would be an evan39 post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#45105848)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 12:24 PM
Author: twisted clown temple

HOF thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#45131492)



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Date: November 30th, 2022 2:03 AM
Author: vigorous office roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#45562395)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: lfo

This is a pitch perfect thread the week that Covid shut down the US. 180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#49346693)