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Closing argument time this morning. Inshallah I’ll channel my inner EPAH

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hateful puppy
  04/29/26
3-5 current posters max has ever done a jury trial
godawful dopamine point
  04/29/26
You guys do trials in SaAs Law, Ricky?
hateful puppy
  04/29/26
Not Ricky, jewish darkness tp
godawful dopamine point
  05/01/26
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very tactful electric national digit ratio
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Glittery Fluffy Cruise Ship
  04/29/26
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hateful puppy
  04/29/26
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very tactful electric national digit ratio
  05/01/26
the elegant lisp, the sassy hand motions, all of it.
aphrodisiac cowardly gay wizard forum
  04/29/26
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Low-t cracking set goyim
  04/29/26
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very tactful electric national digit ratio
  05/01/26
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claret orchestra pit
  04/30/26
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Honey-headed insane candlestick maker
  05/01/26
you forgot the WOC paralegal
Honey-headed insane candlestick maker
  05/01/26
Flocks of stylish WoCs in business casual attire tp
very tactful electric national digit ratio
  05/01/26
https://imgur.com/a/does-she-know-xw1Aoz0 :-((( I'd be b...
Low-t cracking set goyim
  05/02/26
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very tactful electric national digit ratio
  05/02/26
Just got the not guilty verdict. Pretty chill.
hateful puppy
  04/29/26
Did you hit the jury with dat "i'm gay" during clo...
aphrodisiac cowardly gay wizard forum
  04/29/26
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, in conclusion, I love men
hateful puppy
  04/29/26
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very tactful electric national digit ratio
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Ultramarine dashing locus pocket flask
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Impressive Crystalline Jew Foreskin
  04/29/26
180!
Low-t cracking set goyim
  04/29/26
hell yeah
Glittery Fluffy Cruise Ship
  04/29/26
Attorney watching my closing said I TROUNCED the DA. It was ...
hateful puppy
  04/30/26
What happened to the pallets?
mildly autistic crimson office
  04/30/26
He dropped a few and they were scattered all over the street...
hateful puppy
  04/30/26
What a retard. Were you saying ur client wasn’t that g...
coiffed charismatic property mood
  05/01/26
To be precise, We got the theft charge dropped at the prelim...
hateful puppy
  05/01/26
How many people are out on the streets at 4 am in ski masks ...
coiffed charismatic property mood
  05/01/26
To be fair, this was in the winter, when temp was in the 30s...
hateful puppy
  05/01/26
Post your closing argument text
flirting charcoal pit
  05/01/26
Don’t have one. I wrote out some bullet points that co...
hateful puppy
  05/01/26
I initially read this as “prancing around the house&rd...
coiffed charismatic property mood
  05/01/26
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very tactful electric national digit ratio
  05/01/26
How do you describe reasonable doubt for the retarded proles...
flirting charcoal pit
  05/02/26
I wonder what % of white people own a ski mask vs % of nigge...
coiffed charismatic property mood
  05/01/26
The most prestigious per capita ski mask ownership discussio...
very tactful electric national digit ratio
  05/01/26
180
Ultramarine dashing locus pocket flask
  05/01/26
180. I love forklift cases
Glittery Fluffy Cruise Ship
  05/01/26
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Turquoise disgusting marketing idea
  04/30/26
How much do you get paid now? Can I hire you?
cerebral principal's office
  04/30/26
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cerebral principal's office
  05/01/26
just don't channel your outer EPAH. no one thinks of Kermit ...
Hyperventilating Yarmulke
  05/01/26
My throat has been hurting and I suspect it’s from all...
hateful puppy
  05/01/26
Do you ever think you'll go private?
coiffed charismatic property mood
  05/01/26
Yeah, I may do it eventually but I just hate the idea of bei...
hateful puppy
  05/01/26
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very tactful electric national digit ratio
  05/01/26
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coiffed charismatic property mood
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very tactful electric national digit ratio
  05/01/26
Yea plus youre dumb and lazy and would fail miserably
Gaped talking plaza sweet tailpipe
  05/01/26
Shalom.
very tactful electric national digit ratio
  05/01/26
congrats!
Honey-headed insane candlestick maker
  05/01/26
Ginger tea with honey!
Ultramarine dashing locus pocket flask
  05/01/26
180
very tactful electric national digit ratio
  05/01/26
Looking forward to this, ty
hateful puppy
  05/01/26
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very tactful electric national digit ratio
  05/01/26
Not sure how sterilizing your kid is gonna help w the trial
Gaped talking plaza sweet tailpipe
  05/01/26
Okay, I lol’d
very tactful electric national digit ratio
  05/01/26
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Low-t cracking set goyim
  05/02/26


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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: hateful puppy



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:20 PM
Author: godawful dopamine point

3-5 current posters max has ever done a jury trial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49851229)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:23 PM
Author: hateful puppy

You guys do trials in SaAs Law, Ricky?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49851237)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:10 PM
Author: godawful dopamine point

Not Ricky, jewish darkness tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49857429)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:35 PM
Author: very tactful electric national digit ratio



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: Glittery Fluffy Cruise Ship



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:38 PM
Author: hateful puppy



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: very tactful electric national digit ratio



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: aphrodisiac cowardly gay wizard forum

the elegant lisp, the sassy hand motions, all of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49851271)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:07 PM
Author: Low-t cracking set goyim



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:36 PM
Author: very tactful electric national digit ratio



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:07 PM
Author: claret orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49854597)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:02 PM
Author: Honey-headed insane candlestick maker



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: Honey-headed insane candlestick maker

you forgot the WOC paralegal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858148)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:06 PM
Author: very tactful electric national digit ratio

Flocks of stylish WoCs in business casual attire tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858159)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:41 PM
Author: Low-t cracking set goyim

https://imgur.com/a/does-she-know-xw1Aoz0

:-((( I'd be better off in a pine box, on a slow train back to Georgia than recalling that heady week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49860142)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:48 PM
Author: very tactful electric national digit ratio



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:27 PM
Author: hateful puppy

Just got the not guilty verdict. Pretty chill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49852210)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:30 PM
Author: aphrodisiac cowardly gay wizard forum

Did you hit the jury with dat "i'm gay" during closing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49852219)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:51 PM
Author: hateful puppy

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, in conclusion, I love men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49852289)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:51 PM
Author: very tactful electric national digit ratio



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:53 PM
Author: Ultramarine dashing locus pocket flask



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Date: April 29th, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: Impressive Crystalline Jew Foreskin



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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:06 PM
Author: Low-t cracking set goyim

180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49852357)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: Glittery Fluffy Cruise Ship

hell yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49852981)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:06 PM
Author: hateful puppy

Attorney watching my closing said I TROUNCED the DA. It was a felony theft and vandalism where someone was seen on video driving a forklift through a fence into a business and taking pallets with the forklift lol. The video showed a guy with an orange vest, a ski mask and dark clothing. My client was found about an hour later 0.5 miles away on his escooter at 4 am wearing clothes matching that description.

There was also a security guard who ID’d my client as the guy. One issue was that the security guard got on the stand and didn’t really remember IDing my client and said he was far away and it was hard to see much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49854517)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:11 PM
Author: mildly autistic crimson office

What happened to the pallets?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49854603)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:22 PM
Author: hateful puppy

He dropped a few and they were scattered all over the street, then he tried to get another load on the forklift and just Left them on the side of the road lol. So he wasn’t successful in stealing them and there was no getaway vehicle/car to load the pallets onto caught on video

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49854623)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:50 AM
Author: coiffed charismatic property mood

What a retard. Were you saying ur client wasn’t that guy or it didn’t meet the elements of theft? Why didn’t DA bring criminal mischief charge

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49856810)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:05 PM
Author: hateful puppy

To be precise, We got the theft charge dropped at the preliminary hearing (probable cause hearing) by the judge. So this trial was just for felony vandalism. My argument was that they got the wrong guy.

Additional facts in my favor :

my client was actually the second guy they stopped. The first guy was also wearing a ski mask and dark clothing but he had a yellow jacket. It was clearly different than the orange vest that could be seen in the video surveilllance , so they let the guy go. (He told officers he was going to work). I argued that had the police investigated a bit more they might have found a third or fourth guy wearing a similar working class uniform with a ski mask and orange vest because this was an industrial area, and maybe whoever committed this crime was wearing something that he knew would be inconspicuous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49856848)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:37 PM
Author: coiffed charismatic property mood

How many people are out on the streets at 4 am in ski masks in Visalia, wtf is going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49856911)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:00 PM
Author: hateful puppy

To be fair, this was in the winter, when temp was in the 30s or early 40s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49856950)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: flirting charcoal pit

Post your closing argument text

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49857030)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 2:05 PM
Author: hateful puppy

Don’t have one. I wrote out some bullet points that cover the reasonable doubts that I wanted to address and then I freestyled it from there my man. I always practice out loud a lot in the car and pacing around the house though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49857095)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 3:02 PM
Author: coiffed charismatic property mood

I initially read this as “prancing around the house”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49857244)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: very tactful electric national digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858175)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 3:15 PM
Author: flirting charcoal pit

How do you describe reasonable doubt for the retarded proles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49859824)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:58 PM
Author: coiffed charismatic property mood

I wonder what % of white people own a ski mask vs % of niggers that own one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49857084)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: very tactful electric national digit ratio

The most prestigious per capita ski mask ownership discussion board in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858176)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:02 PM
Author: Ultramarine dashing locus pocket flask

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49856953)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: Glittery Fluffy Cruise Ship

180. I love forklift cases

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49857530)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:11 PM
Author: Turquoise disgusting marketing idea



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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: cerebral principal's office

How much do you get paid now? Can I hire you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49854522)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:43 AM
Author: cerebral principal's office



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:40 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Yarmulke

just don't channel your outer EPAH. no one thinks of Kermit The Frog and sees a top tier lawyer.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49856919)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:20 PM
Author: hateful puppy

My throat has been hurting and I suspect it’s from all the talking in court and stress of trial. not to say that this was a really high pressure trial, but im usually exhausted for a couple days after… a comedown after all the adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49857452)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:17 PM
Author: coiffed charismatic property mood

Do you ever think you'll go private?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49857597)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: hateful puppy

Yeah, I may do it eventually but I just hate the idea of being distracted and stressed out by business concerns. This way I get the pure majesty of the law, but the high caseload is a downside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49857972)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: very tactful electric national digit ratio



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Date: May 1st, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: coiffed charismatic property mood



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Date: May 1st, 2026 8:48 PM
Author: very tactful electric national digit ratio



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: Gaped talking plaza sweet tailpipe

Yea plus youre dumb and lazy and would fail miserably

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858160)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: very tactful electric national digit ratio

Shalom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858162)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: Honey-headed insane candlestick maker

congrats!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858149)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:04 PM
Author: Ultramarine dashing locus pocket flask

Ginger tea with honey!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858150)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:05 PM
Author: very tactful electric national digit ratio

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858156)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: hateful puppy

Looking forward to this, ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858226)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: very tactful electric national digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858227)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: Gaped talking plaza sweet tailpipe

Not sure how sterilizing your kid is gonna help w the trial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858161)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: very tactful electric national digit ratio

Okay, I lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858173)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: Low-t cracking set goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49860163)